Massage Parlor Reports

[JackJohnson34]

Can you tip with your CC?

[RolfTorren]

In my quest for the ultimate HJ I headed out to Diamond in La Mesa. I'd called ahead and made an appointment with Yo Yo. As well as the excellent information sprinkled throughout this forum (the search function is your friend), RM is a useful resource. I don't have a membership, but looking back through the reviewed MPs, lists of therapists and number of comments, you get a sense of who might be high mileage.

Yo Yo greeted me at the front desk and took the. 6 house fee for one hour. I notice they also offer 90 minutes and 4-hands as well on their menu. Yo You was wearing a tight fitting cocktail dress indicating that she had no excess body weight for an Asian woman I would estimate somewhere in her 40's (aren't they all? I handed over $ and she promised to bring me the change. This has the advantage of letting her know you have at least a little extra for a tip.

Yo Yo told me to strip down and I followed instructions. She came in a little later, this time waring a mask. No problem for me. Her English is pretty basic, but she's very affectionate and friendly. I asked how business was. Apparently slow that day. She began with a dry medium-pressure massage and then poured on the oil. Her technique was good, and after a while the reach under began. This went on for a long time and drove me crazy. She wiped me off, and then I flipped. They she began what seemed was a never ending HJ with lots of touch to my erogenous zones (nipples, sack, butt hole etc). Eventually I busted and she cleaned me up. At no time did I ask her to she or peel off her dress and she kept it on, but still stayed within groping distance had I wanted to push it. Afterwards she gave me a great temple, scalp, arm and leg massage that was really CMT quality.

I tipped. 6 and she never asked for anything more. She put the time and effort in and I came away feeling great. I'd repeat and recommend.

[RChangDatyKing]

After the shit show that was my evening last night decided to treat myself and see Sophia. Enough has been said about this lovely woman. The reason I'm reporting is a very rare experience for me.

A long time ago a much younger pierced, decided to get his lower member pierced as a joke and a FU to military regulations. Fast forward over 20 years and I wear a 2 ga ring and 12 ga barbell.

Sophia actually let me keep the hardware in, vrs the usual asking me to remove them. Was a pleasant surprise as that is not the normal. On top of that, she really, really seemed to enjoy them. Was unique enough to me that I felt like sharing. Sophia's looks and service has been discussed enough. So I'll just say CBJ, rcg, cg, doggie etc 60/60.

Will definitely repeat soon.

So your telling us sofia at moon gave you the goods for 60 donation? Wow. And by the way she don't care if we have modifications on our magic stick. I have a piercing too and a marble 1/2 way down the top side of mine too like a speed bump. I always get her for 60/140,but never even close to 60/60. I'd be there 3 xs a week at that donation.

Sign me up as well if the OTD is $120- 60/60 for the highly talked about Sophia. Although I would prefer BBBJ, but for 60/60 I'm good with that with the added FS menu.

[Drifter66]

Made my way back to SD after a few months break. Long plane ride and I wasn't looking for anything other than a rub so I started at Sakura (I remember when it was Lotus LOL) and knew I could get a good rub for a good price. Sorry, didn't ask her name but she delivered with a great therapeutic rub, no tease and I didn't even try to breach any barricades.

A couple of days later I was in the Kerney Mesa area and decided to try Miramar Spa. I had considered Apple but the latest reviews on this site for them were kind of lackluster. Anyway, I went in the evening and it's located in a strip mall behind a cleaners between a couple of bars and restaurants. Was greeted by a girl who I would later find out goes by the name of Lucky. She's of a thicker build, not fat just built and actually has a bit of an ass. I'd put her age in the lower 30's and cute with a deceiving chest size.

She took the house fee and left while I got comfortable with no cover, when she came in she was bubbly, flirty, and a bit chatty, a really nice girl. Asked what I wanted and I said medium and she laughed and said medium up here (back) soft here (legs) and gentle here (ran her hand down to the boys). Told her that sounds good and she started with a pretty firm dry massage for about 10 then switched to oil. She took her time with no rush at all and did an above average therapeutic massage alternating in some sensual rubbing and a bit of teasing. Like I said, she was fun and chatty at first but quieted down as I started relaxing.

Flipped me at about 35 and asked if I'd take care of her. I agreed and she started a sensual massage of the front with no rush to get me going. Popped out the girls which are a solid B with the biggest / longest nipples I've seen in a long time (which she allowed me to suck on). Was ok with me in the shorts on massaging her ass but no front as it was "not a good time". Got some oil and did a nice rub where it counts, no jack hammer or rush. Finish up, clean up and left to wash up. Came back and gave a face, arm, leg, feet massage to finish the hour. I'll go back next time I'm in town.

[FunmnGuy]

Phoned in morning today，Mia was available and she did not disappoint! I went in paid my fee and was escorted to my room.

When Mia came in she was wearing a one piece white dress (strapless) and greeted me with a kiss. She told me to wait and she'll be back. I undressed and wrapped a towel and waited. When she came back she asked if I wanted a shower. I said I had already shower before coming and she was ok with that.

She laid me on the table (face down) and she started a massage, shoulder, lower back, legs, butt and neck. Her massage skills are amazing, I feel so relaxed! While butt naked. Felt her pussy and titties while getting the massage and was already thinking about what was coming next. On the flip, she started on a CBJ and only after a few minutes switched to some 69 action where I got to see and taste that awesome pussy! He hopped off and asked what I wanted. Duh FS of course!

She hopped on for some CG action and just before I was going to blow we changed to Doggie which was amazing with all the mirrors! Fantastic view with that gorgeous body she has but then we switched to Mish where I unloaded all over her pussy and stomach. Wow, I wish I could have lasted longer but it was a treat having her has my provider. We showered up and went back to the room, she asked if I wanted another massage but I was kinda in a hurry and respectfully declined. I got dressed, gave her the fee and she gave me a kiss goodbye.

I heard good thing about Mia and she was everything they said. She did not let you disappoint for sure, will definitely be back to see her for sure!

[Mr MuffMan]

I asked MMS to pick out a new girl for me and I'd be there in 30 minutes. She told me I'd like the newest girl Teresa. It was her first day and to give her a test drive. One word WOW! Teresa is potential ATF material. I don't throw that out a lot, so for me to even consider a girl for my ATF list, well let's just say she's good, to put it mildly. The place was busy last night (lots of hot girls and mongers coming and going). I like the new added doorway adjoining the two suites, gives it a nice big open feel. They also had some loud music cranking through the entire place. That, along with the lighting really give it an adult playground type feel (I'm stopping short of using the phrase "Disneyland for Mongers", as there has only been one, and will always only be one "Disneyland for Mongers" RIP), but it does have an "adult playground" feel if you will. I also couldn't help but think, while listening to the loud music, that we could soon be hearing PoonTangJohnny's new song "blasting" through the speakers here. It made me pontificate what kinda of song does he have in store for us. He mentioned he was "heading up to the Brokeback Mountains" to work on the jingle. Does that mean a gay country song? Personally, I'm kind of picturing a disco type song. Think ABBA, but with PoonTang singing lead and a bunch of hot Chinese girls singing backup. I'm sure it will be great whatever he comes up with.

Anyways, back to Teresa. She looks mid 20's, (so using The MuffMans true AMP girl age conversion method, puts her probably in her mid 30's). Regardless, she's Hot! Long dark hair, probably about 5' tall and no more than 100 lbs. Total spinner! The rest of CuriousJo8's description is accurate. Pretty face and smile, small C's, nice legs and a great small Asian ass (sorry all you big ass Latina guys, The MuffMan likes the skinny Asian girls). I would also like to add she has a beautiful, tasty, fully shaved muff with some nice meaty lips (just how The MuffMan likes them), and her pussy is one of the tightest I've felt in a long long time. I had a hard time holding it together for awhile due to how tight she is, but managed to pull through and enjoy many positions. No reason to go into a full play by play, you all know what happened. Let's just say full GFE with lots of DFKing, an awesome BBBJ (you can tell she's one of those girls who loves to pleasure a man this way), CFS in many positions and ending with a powerful orgasm in her mouth. She did all of this with a smile. Her looks and performance, based on there own merit, would make me happy, but the reason I'm considering her for my ATF list is her attitude and personality. We had a great conversation after we were done and she's just super sweet and I really really liked her. She told me she's here for 2 weeks. I can't recommend her enough. 100% repeat for me. On the way out MMS asked me if I was leaving happy? Why yes I am! That's what makes Mimi so great, she wants all her customers to leave happy and with a smile. Hey PoonTang, you need to use that line in your song. "108 The Ocean, where everyone leaves with a smile. ".

Mr MuffMan.

I paid Teresa at 108 another visit. I don't like to review girls more than once, so you can go back and read my first review of her, I would just say it was more of the same and even better than the first visit (experienced mongers know, repeat visits can reap many rewards). For The MuffMan, this girl is absolutely incredible! So much so, that I'm happy to announce she has earned the highly coveted, 5th and final spot on The MuffMan's ATF list. She is now The MuffMan's 5th "girlfriend". I will not be adding another girl to my list, unless I marry one of these fine ladies, in which case I think it would be alright to add another "girlfriend on the side" LOL. In all seriousness, to put her in the same class as these other amazing women is saying something. As always YMMV, as well as YMWV, and it's always about the connection between two people. Teresa and I have excellent chemistry together, which is the biggest factor for me. I am happy to report, that her assignment has been extended and she's expected to be in town until August 15th. I would also like to state that this is not a shill report. I have not been paid for this, nor have I received any free sexual favors for this review. I'm simply trying to help my fellow mongers out by recommending an incredible young lady available to us right now if SD.

Mr MuffMan.

[Hector58]

Decided to go back on Saturday to test my luck and see if I was just lucky the first time.

Initial DFK.

Standard donation.

CIP.

Sounds like the MO of Cherry at Uspa.

[CuriousJo8]

Mimi hasn't gone anywhere.

Monica, Ivy, and now Emi have all used the word, "Manager," to describe their position when they are manning the front desk.

I've gotten some inquiries if Mimi has left her shop. I just want to clarify she hasn't gone anywhere, and if you want to reach her directly, just contact the business line. Just because she hired extra help to both allow herself more flexibility and maintain that a session would go uninterrupted, doesn't mean she left town.

Despite having 5 hotties, who currently are all pretty good with their English, the most popular lady is Mimi, hehehe.

[CuriousJo8]

The RM Admins took down the plagiarized Kiki review.

It doesn't make sense and so stupid on their part. If you are going to write a review with the intent of promoting a lady and a shop, don't straight up copy and paste an extremely positive and uniquely written report of another girl at a nearby shop. It just screams, hey, don't bother coming here, go to this other shop, and see hotties like her instead.

What is also unfortunate is that this girl appears to be attractive and appealing in her own right. I can throw some key words down and that would get readers' attention to check her out. Just a disservice to this lady.

Thank you CuriousJo8 for the PSA as well as all the awesome reviews and intel you provide the local monger community. I too have been noticing many fake reviews on RM's. This is exactly why I don't use or trust that site anymore, there's just too many fake reviews. I really only trust usasexguide and my trusted monger list. To the general readers out there. The following mongers are my trusted mongers list and have never steered me wrong. You can 100% count on all their intel being truthful and accurate. (PoonTangJohnny, CuriousJo8, RchangDatyKing, BlueSkyBlue, FsSdMon, RolfTorren, Waylay and there are a few others that I can't think of off the top of my head LOL). That is The MuffMan's PSA for today.

Mr MuffMan.

[SanDiegoNbr1]

After the shit show that was my evening last night decided to treat myself and see Sophia. Enough has been said about this lovely woman. The reason I'm reporting is a very rare experience for me.

A long time ago a much younger pierced, decided to get his lower member pierced as a joke and a FU to military regulations. Fast forward over 20 years and I wear a 2 ga ring and 12 ga barbell.

Sophia actually let me keep the hardware in, vrs the usual asking me to remove them. Was a pleasant surprise as that is not the normal. On top of that, she really, really seemed to enjoy them. Was unique enough to me that I felt like sharing. Sophia's looks and service has been discussed enough. So I'll just say CBJ, rcg, cg, doggie etc 60/60.

Will definitely repeat soon.

So your telling us sofia at moon gave you the goods for 60 donation? Wow. And by the way she don't care if we have modifications on our magic stick. I have a piercing too and a marble 1/2 way down the top side of mine too like a speed bump. I always get her for 60/140,but never even close to 60/60. I'd be there 3 xs a week at that donation.

[Baller55]

Just had an awesome BBFS session with a popular stomping ground that is mentioned on here alot. Session started with a lot of dfk and groping and some camel slides. On went the rain coat and after 20 minutes of fucking she was getting tired. I told her I'm sorry but it's sometimes hard for me to finish with a condom. She ripped the cover off and slid me in and told me not to cum inside. It was awesome think I'll be back tonight.

Decided to go back on Saturday to test my luck and see if I was just lucky the first time. Made an appointment, showed up on time and she led me into the room. I didn't even have time to undress when she stuck her tongue in my mouth for dfk. I reached under and noticed she wasn't wearing any panties. I put the donation on the couch and she didn't bother counting (BTW just a standard donation). She told me thanks and to wait while she went to get supplies. What a bummer I thought. Anyways she came back and I'm on the table as she sticks her boobs in my face and then slowly moves down for some BBBJ. After 5-10 minutes of this she gets up and asks if I want to fuck her. She puts on the cover and I'm like bummer she must have forgot about last time so I decided to be more forthright and ask her if we can fuck without like last time. She doesn't even really hesitate and removes the cover and slides me in. Just a quick cg and she gets tired so we switch to missionary and then doggy where unfortunately the bare senation of going in and out of her wet pussy was too much. She didn't ask me not to cum inside this time so I just kept pounding. I shot a deep load and thrusted my cock deep in her pussy and she actually pulled me in. As I was leaving she had another monger waiting for her already. Guess that's some extra lube already deposited. Bummer she's leaving soon I believe.

[PetLover]

Never disappoint from Amy! In fact, I should say it never disappoints from 7 Spa. They always have great talents working in here.

I believe 7 Spa is truly attracting Superstars. All the girls I have seen are very cute, very shapely, and willing to go the extra mile to provide amazing service.

Texted to setup a 1 hr appointment with Amy. She escorted me to the room and started with a massage, it was actually a decent massage. After the flip she did a very thorough job of cleaning my nipples, ass, cock, and balls. Licks my nipples for a while and proceeds with a cat bath. Goes down sucks on my balls, and licks all over my cock while stroking it. Then pops it in her mouth and shows me her phenomenal BBBJ skills. We transition to 69 and both just went at it.

She says would you like to fuck me? Ummm yeah. She then applied the cover with her mouth and climbed on top to ride away. It was a sight to behold. Grinding / squatting going at it like there's no tomorrow. Into standing Mish, she arched her back a little to push her pussy forward and it was too much for me. I pulled out, took off the rubber and had her finish me in her mouth while she was rubbing on her pussy. She was very close to getting off and wanted to finish, and I was more than happy to help her. At this point I laid her down and licked on her until she came in my mouth.

Outstanding.

[Chodey1]

In my opinion 7 Spa proves to be the spot with the best talent right now. First time with delicious Amy. What a fantastic petite spinner body on this girl. A nice round ass, flat stomach, and natural B cup tits with perfect nipples. Started with a shower, lots of body to body, BBJ preview and even cleaned my ass. Then we went to the room. I opted to skip the massage. Anything you would want happened. Almost finished in her mouth quickly but re-composed. Went CFS with a little Cowgirl, standing Mish, then into K9. Lots of rimming, 69, sucking and licking. Then finished cum in mouth with a finger up my ass. I think anyone that tries Amy will be more than satisfied.

[JumboSD]

Rose is such an amazing girl. I never forget the wonderful time with her in 7 Spa.

Went in looking for Kayla. She was on vacay so I got Rose. Rose is relatively new, was her first day, about a week or two ago. English not so good, but she has a very sexy tight asian body. She's a kisser, loves to kiss, a lot. Back to the room after the shower and it was business as usual. Straight to BBBJ then she asked if we could fuck. Cover goes on, she hops on top and kissing some more while riding. I was enjoying it, she came then I came. Then she just laid on top of me, kinda like GFE I guess, cuddling and kissing. After 5-10 min of this I wanted to dip. She wanted to go again but I just wasn't able to get it going for round 2. Into the hallway, I bumped into Misha, who quickly flashed me her tits, grabbed my cock and gave me a kiss on the cheek, was a good time as always.

[JumboSD]

Ha, I don't look at it like a bonus. At the risk of sounding like a 14 year old school girl, I'm like "Ew!

So I don't judge. We monger to the beat of our own drum. Thats the fun of it.

Well said, I totally agree. Cheers.