Massage Parlor Reports

[Monkeyboy1977]

Found a new shop that just opened in Vancouver. It's next to Cascade Park Animal Hospital on 164th that I take my pet to. Long story short, finally found a young girl that speaks English, gives a good massage and does a great BJ / HJ. Since I was only person in shop, had time to chat with her, she's in her mid 20's came here for college and now is doing massage. Total damage was. 6 to house and 1 for BJ / HJ and chatting since I went over time. Cash / ApplePay / Venmo only since they're brand spanking new, you can still smell the paint. Table shower was extra $10.

[TCHairy]

Just drove pass it and wanted to know if it's worth it or not? I can't really find any comments or reviews here.

There is fun to be had. There's usually only the owner working, so there are occasional interruptions. She's mid-40's, I think pretty, and nicely shaped. Not sure how far someone new will get, but certainly a HE and UTC is likely.

[Pdx503]

I'm sure they've been mentioned on here, but forum searches are only ever kinda useful. Has anyone been to any of the "massage" places that advertise on STG? I'm specifically talking about the one (s) that host out of a hotel on Sandy by the airport. It definitely seems like less of a massage experience but that's how they advertise so that's how I'll ask. I'm mainly curious how much of a bait and switch it might be and if the service is in any way worth it? I haven't really seen them specifically mentioned on here much or at all so that doesn't lead me to believe there's a whole lot there. But any intel would be much appreciated, thanks!

I've tried them in the past, but not since Covid. Even been to that that sandy location a coupel times. They are very hit or miss. Its never the person from the ad. Not even close. Last few times, I litteraly siad no thanks left at the door after seeing who opened it. Once it was the same girl, three diff times at 3 diff hotels. Apparently they rotate locations from the ads. She was pretty pissed when she opened the door and saw me for the 3rd time. Was screaming at me as I walked away.

[k__rat]

Now, the place I had wanted to go was somewhere I had stopped by a few weeks before. If you check RubMD under Beaverton Spa, you will find it. Cons: Like one block from BPD LOL. Parking is a MF'er. This is next to an apartment complex and street parking SUCKS. It is also very visible and it is very obvious that you are going into this building. Pros: Ki-Ki is a tall spinner that is thin and has a very nice set of A cups, if that is your thing. First, it was new to me and I just happened to come across it in RubMD. I stayed for a HR (. 5) gave 6 with no change and met Ki-Ki with no other providers in sight. She knew what I was there for, and after dome talking I went for a sloppy BJ / HJ / Prostate massage for 1, lots of UTC roaming. I would love to repeat, and I tried the day I hit Crystal, but man that parking and walk of shame really sucks.

I've gone to that place a few times now and Kiki was exactly as described. Very friendly, very wide-open menu. Location is kind of a pain in the ass to get to, even before rush hour traffic, but great if you like Latino cooking. I did not pursue boom-boom but pretty much anything else you want to ask about the answer was an enthusiastic "yes". And her personality is sunny and gregarious, so a real pleasure. The second time I went in she had her tongue in my ear within about 30 seconds of starting, telling me I was "so handsome". (I am not). She did seem to like the fact that my face was clean-shaven and said most guys that come in have beards. So shaving might get you a little more YMMV LOL.

First visit no interruptions, second visit I think I caught her at the end of an appointment because she asked me to wait (and then she showed up on time just as she promised). One person walked in when I was in the home stretch so she had to run out and greet them. The place is pretty big so I don't really understand why she's working there alone. Treat her nice, she's definitely the best I've had since I got back into this hobby a few months ago.

[WarpFactor69]

Went to Yoyo on Willamette in West Linn a few days ago, met Yami. She is pretty, slender, tall, built like Lala from Sunshine. Paid for the hour, got massage, cbjboomboomdaty. If you lick her clit the right way, she will shake. 200 for everything, I would see her again. FYI this is one of the shops that may try to short your time.

[Maybee1632]

Will be in Portland this week, and while I usually partake of the spa experiences, I an looking for a little more private one-on-one with a good body rub provider. Any thoughts? I can share some from down Eugene way!

[JeffAllStar]

So on the Tinder app. There is a girl advertising massage with extras. She says she is located in downtown Portland and there are extras to be had. I am attaching a photo of her. Is this real or fake? Thoughts?

[DosedAgn]

Not Vancouver, but the new place in Battle Ground: 60 hr, 40 half. I had an ok hour visit, not shorted on time. Decent massage, standard finish. No hint of other finishes. No prenegotiation. OTC allowed. Left standard tip.

Pink Massage on Mill Plain. New place. Stopped in, 60 hr 40 half. Older gal, not too attractive. Extras to be had but I wasn't feeling it. Same owners as Red Sun, Veela.

LanXin on Mill Plain. 2 month old place. Same as Pink massage. Looks like standard only based on appearance / clothing. Off to old faithful.

Sunny on Mill Plain. 60 hr, 40 half, 10 for the table shower. Coco, saw her a few weeks ago also. Middle of the road massage, no arm or foot massage, minimal legs, flip after 30 min. 1. 6 for the full meal. Negotiated specifics (cot, dfk, daty). Made her work for her money. Took the other 30 minutes to squeeze in. Tried Greek, no go. Even for extra. Short, slim / thick, great top half, bare bottom half.

[Agent681]

Just drove pass it and wanted to know if it's worth it or not? I can't really find any comments or reviews here.

[Venom2090]

Anyone have experience with her? I contacted her and she said she charges $250 but requires a $100 zelle / cash app deposit to book.

https://rubmd.com/portland-or/870bfe...1-eb454cccd402

[Tadger]

I'm sure they've been mentioned on here, but forum searches are only ever kinda useful. Has anyone been to any of the "massage" places that advertise on STG? I'm specifically talking about the one (s) that host out of a hotel on Sandy by the airport. It definitely seems like less of a massage experience but that's how they advertise so that's how I'll ask. I'm mainly curious how much of a bait and switch it might be and if the service is in any way worth it? I haven't really seen them specifically mentioned on here much or at all so that doesn't lead me to believe there's a whole lot there. But any intel would be much appreciated, thanks!

[WarpFactor69]

This is part of a post from a member on the Seattle board, I think he gives good advice.

Here's a simple 3-prong plan:

1. Stop feeling sorry for yourself.

2. Contribute your knowledge.

3. Be grateful to others who share their knowledge.

You can remain a lone wolf, or you can adopt the "we all eat better when we hunt as a pack" mentality.

This isn't a ploy to trick you into divulging your secret pussy stash. I don't believe they exist. And that's not reverse psychology.

Stop pouting, make money, fuck bitches.

[WarpFactor69]

If it was ZZ (the owner), she's definitely very mechanical during HJ and totally unresponsive to any touching (strictly OTC).

I saw her and QQ there for years. After a bad experience with another woman there (mediocre massage, jackhammer HJ), I stuck with those two.

Then I the middle of the COVID closures I saw ZZ and got a pretty bad massage from her, so I haven't been back since. If her massages are back to being good, I might have to pay her another visit.

I think my visits were with the owner, I went 3 times in fall 2021. Attractive older woman, pleasant conversation, no sex vibe whatsoever. She would probably have a grand mal seizure if she got a cock inside her. Top quality massage each time.

[Tungsten99]

The woman I saw was very professional and dressed in traditional Chinese clothing. She made me aware that she would be willing to give me a finish by hand if I wanted, but I got the impression she was put off by sexual activities. Top quality detailed thorough massage on both the front and back. One of the best quality ones I have received.

If it was ZZ (the owner), she's definitely very mechanical during HJ and totally unresponsive to any touching (strictly OTC).

I saw her and QQ there for years. After a bad experience with another woman there (mediocre massage, jackhammer HJ), I stuck with those two.

Then I the middle of the COVID closures I saw ZZ and got a pretty bad massage from her, so I haven't been back since. If her massages are back to being good, I might have to pay her another visit.

[OneOne9]

Last Saturday I had a standard experience. Girl was nice. Good teasing and ball work. Good HE with tits out.

No discussion of money. But tipped. 6. The girl was thrilled to get the tip. Like over the top. Told me next time boom boom and more. Ok. Sounds good!

Today I went to buy something with the $100 bill I knew I had. It wasn't there. What the hell? So I thought back. In the low light of the room I gave here two Jackson's and a Franklin!

No wonder she was so over the top giddy!

LOL. Oh well. I made her day!

I'm sure she will be expecting a very nice tip for boom boom LOL.