Massage Parlor Reports

[DonQuiote]

Hello fellow mongers, any leads on the below 2 ads? They both look juicy and yummy!

And also seem legit!

1. https://www.escortdirectory.com/escort/Kennedy-225057/.

2. https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/ty.../22515159.html.

Laila has been around for quite some time. She seems to always get bad reviews. If you Google her phone number, you can find her reviews on the other site. Most reviews state they won't be back.

I think I saw her once or twice a few years ago, and the 2nd time was a mistake (I forgot and she had a fake pic). I don't recommend her. For the money, there are much better providers out there.

[DonQuiote]

The link seems to take you to a nail salon w / teeth whitening? I didn't see any mention of massage?

So your post had me curious, as I am always on the lookout for an UTR type. I texted the number that is on the website and said I was told by a friend that she offered massage in Arlington. She confirmed.

I then did some sleuthing / stalking of her social media and thought it might or might not be promising. From my info gathering from her social media, a few years ago it may have been more promising.

Anyway I set up the appointment over text. I had to make a deposit of. 3 for the appointment. I did this via Cash app because she is relatively close to my work location.

BTW. The rate I was given was 1. 2 for 45 min and. 9 for hh.

She doesn't even advertise massage, so I had no idea what to expect other than she had some social media pics that may have been suggestive.

Anyway, I show up for the appointment, and it's in a shared office site.

To shorten up the story. She is a tall half white / half Latina, she is more attractive in her photos, but she is not bad.

I did all I could do suggest I was open to more service, without being totally direct. For example, I told her she could remove the towel to focus on my glutes. She did not totally remove, but just moved it exposing things. I lifted my waist up when she was up on the glutes to make sure she had full sight and full access, but she didn't even touch any of my junk.

Time was up before I knew it and she didn't even ever have me flip over.

So, I just thanked her, got dressed, paid my remaining. 9 that I owed and left.

I won't be going back unless someone has a different encounter, because as we all know. YMMV.

[Eerock]

Serpico has much more board cred than I, but, respectfully, I am compelled to offer a different perspective related to the "ethnic businesses" of the area (or at least those in Springfield). These "ethnic business owners" actually "give a hoot" about our community and what goes on. These "ethnic small business owners" are life-blood to the financial and social health of our community. What all small businesses want are neighbor businesses that are well-maintained, who pay their rent on time, and use parking reasonably. The MMS / owners I've gotten to know are generally excellent business owners and good to excellent managers. All businesses want good customers, and no trouble for or from anyone.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

The longevity of the establishments in all of these locales, including McLean, shows that most have seemed to get along fine with their neighbors. I live near 7 Corners--busy doctors and other offices during day, empty but for the AMPs at night, basically hiding in plain sight. Most of the McLean ones have occupied the same locations for years as well. Now, if I had to guess on the difference in the nosiness, I'd point the finger at the pampered princesses (ie, wives) of McLean. The McLean AMPs seem to generally keep a lower profile with less advertising, fewer have table showers, etc. Maybe Healthy crossed this line somewhere along the way.

[RustyMuffler]

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Tough spot. But JG is right, if you turn around you look even more suspicious than if you proceed going inside to conduct legitimate business. Nothing illegal about getting a massage. That doesn't mean you have to stay and go through with it if you are too freaked out. But don't let them get the upper hand. Just tell them it's none of their business what you are doing. Walking up to a building and or leaving a business is not illegal. Just act like you belong there.

But if it really is a LEO, ask to see their badge. Then the best and only thing to do is STFU! Don't tell them anything. Ask if you are being detained. If so, for what charge. If not, tell them you will not answer any questions and ask if you're free to go. But never fall for their BS about helping you. You can only talk yourself into trouble. Never tell them a damn thing.

What did you say? Did you turn around and leave, or continue to your session? You never have to answer their questions, so I suggest you don't.

Tough position to be in. If you go in you look suspicious. And if you leave you look even more suspicious.

[TheRabbit]

Tread carefully. I got stopped by uncle LEO in an undercover as I was walking to the door and asked "what I was there for"? Under investigation.

I have my doubts that was an actual undercover LEO (their more subtle than that) and more likely it was a nosey samaritan.

[PilotAviator]

That does not surprise me. All of the McLean AMPs are situated amongst other businesses where likely either the other business owners or customers are the type to stick their nose in others people's business and report male foot traffic going in and out of these AMPs to local LE.

Places like Seven Corners and Springfield are better due to the AMPs co-located amongst other ethnic businesses who really don't give a hoot what goes on in the area.

Serpico has much more board cred than I, but, respectfully, I am compelled to offer a different perspective related to the "ethnic businesses" of the area (or at least those in Springfield). These "ethnic business owners" actually "give a hoot" about our community and what goes on. These "ethnic small business owners" are life-blood to the financial and social health of our community. What all small businesses want are neighbor businesses that are well-maintained, who pay their rent on time, and use parking reasonably. The MMS / owners I've gotten to know are generally excellent business owners and good to excellent managers. All businesses want good customers, and no trouble for or from anyone.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[DonQuiote]

I was told about this new spot in Arlington that I will check out this weekend! Not sure if any extras, but the girl giving massages is HOTT I hear! Young Latina with a big rack!

Here is the link www.bookvasfinest.com.

The link seems to take you to a nail salon w / teeth whitening? I didn't see any mention of massage?

[JakeGalo]

Tread carefully. I got stopped by uncle LEO in an undercover as I was walking to the door and asked "what I was there for"? Under investigation.

What did you say? Did you turn around and leave, or continue to your session? You never have to answer their questions, so I suggest you don't.

Tough position to be in. If you go in you look suspicious. And if you leave you look even more suspicious.

[Rhinopole]

That does not surprise me. All of the McLean AMPs are situated amongst other businesses where likely either the other business owners or customers are the type to stick their nose in others people's business and report male foot traffic going in and out of these AMPs to local LE.

Places like Seven Corners and Springfield are better due to the AMPs co-located amongst other ethnic businesses who really don't give a hoot what goes on in the area.

This makes sense. Years ago there were several FS AMPs on Wisconsin Ave. , NW, sprinkled in a fairly high end neighborhood with outdoor dining and nice places to shop. All of a sudden they were gone. I can't blame people if they don't want these businesses in their nice neighborhoods. Maybe eventually we'll see AMPs legalized and zoning where they can live and let live.

Rhino.

[Orpheus60]

Tread carefully. I got stopped by uncle LEO in an undercover as I was walking to the door and asked "what I was there for"? Under investigation.

Hmmm that's too bad. I hope the favorable review didn't draw their attention to start looking.

On the one hand I'd like to give a good description to the rest of you guys but on the other hand I know this can be used by LE if too descriptive.

[Serpico99]

Tread carefully. I got stopped by uncle LEO in an undercover as I was walking to the door and asked "what I was there for"? Under investigation.

That does not surprise me. All of the McLean AMPs are situated amongst other businesses where likely either the other business owners or customers are the type to stick their nose in others people's business and report male foot traffic going in and out of these AMPs to local LE.

Places like Seven Corners and Springfield are better due to the AMPs co-located amongst other ethnic businesses who really don't give a hoot what goes on in the area.

[Powkid]

I was told about this new spot in Arlington that I will check out this weekend! Not sure if any extras, but the girl giving massages is HOTT I hear! Young Latina with a big rack!

Here is the link www.bookvasfinest.com.

[DrayMorton123]

Healthy Spa is stepping up in the world. This is the place that had the teenage daughter working as the receptionist for her 50-something year old mom last year (or late 2020).

Tread carefully. I got stopped by uncle LEO in an undercover as I was walking to the door and asked "what I was there for"? Under investigation.

[JakeGalo]

I had to be down at DCA for a pick up and left early enough to be able to stop somewhere.

1st I inquired of Angel in landmark and she quoted 15 minutes 160, 30 minutes 220 and 1 hour 300. I put this here because she does Advertise as a masseuse and does have a rub map's listing. 440 outcall. I passed.

Then since I was going through McLean I decided to give healthy spa a try. I have wanted to check it for a while. It's in a very good location when I'm transiting in-and-out of Washington. It's in a very non descript building on a dead end circle office park. Nothing really at the door to indicate what's there. Nothing at all going on in the parking lot on a Sunday morning.

Well, IMO I dreamed I hit a Gem. Luci says she's 29. Cute Chinese girl, not much English. Did the half hour, light massage, some tickling and teasing. In the dream CBJ was. .2 I said too much, she came down to $ but at that point feeling under her skirt and no panties I said how much for all she said. .5 I say what the hell.

So still in the dream she start the CBJ and I'm feeling her down below. She gets up and straddles my face in 69 I'm doing a little daty dato. Then she moves to RCG for a bit, but that is usually a hard position for me to finish.

Then she's on her back on the table I have one foot on the floor and one knee on the table, pounding hard for the finish line. She seemed to enjoy it.

So yes a quite successful adventure. Total $$. I now have her digits to add to my list of fun Chinese girls, so I can text her whenever I need to kill time in that area.

Healthy Spa is stepping up in the world. This is the place that had the teenage daughter working as the receptionist for her 50-something year old mom last year (or late 2020).

[LowerBackPain]

Amazing how this location went from being my prime go-to for about 15 years, to an.

Absolute disappointment. Thanks to those who directed me to the nearby Angels.

Blue sounds interesting, but are you saying she wanted 300 - 400?

The person I thought was the new alpha was short, with tree-trunk legs and looked.

Ridiculous bulging from that tight skirt better suited for a more shapely, thin woman.

Wish I knew where Hana, Anna, Sue, Gina and / or Happy went to.

I've been going to PT in Fairfax pretty regularly. There's one lady there who does a good job and is reasonable. However there's a new "alpha" lady there who I see as a problem. The standard damage for a CBJ and DATY at PT is 1.2. (I've had BBBJ & DATY for the same 1. 2 at other places.) The first time I met the alpa, who today called herself "Blue", she wanted 1. 4, but backed offto 1.2 as a one-time only. Today when I went in, she wanted around 4. 0 for the same service. To be honest, she wasn't real clear on the 4. 0 but she made it clear she wouldn't take less than 3. 0. I told her I would not use PT if she were the only provider who was available. I left and went to another AMP closeby. On the plus side, Blue is good looking, slender, and has a nice body. But unless you have money to burn and let the little head rule, walk away..

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