Strip Club Reports

[AMnnos]

I forgot the name of the first one, but I know both of the spots you're talking about. The first one you see going down San Juan has to be closed. I think they're repairing the place or something, but it is definitely not open. The second one by the tracks is the one I'm toying with making my new spot. Never been there before, but I'm going to check it out soon.

The one by the tracks closest to US17 is SOS. The one closer to Blanding is Flash Dancers. SOS was happening way back when. Better chances at both extras and TOs. I suspect it's not like that no more.

[Ethan X]

Wait they seriously kicked you out over that?

Okay check this out.

I'm a regular in there. Or I was. ALL the bartenders know me and love it when I'm there. They all know my normal routine. I get two cups of water. Come back for a couple drinks and food. Or sometimes just two drinks. Both with more water. Even the security guards used to tease me about that. I always tipped the bartenders good for being so nice. Then they hired this one white chick with glasses and tattoos. I asked for my usual with the water to start. She screws up her face and gives me an attitude, but eventually came around and started giving me the water.

Then they hired this other white chick, who just walks around with a sour ass look on her face. And I swear one of her eyes has a mind of its own. But anyway.

I go in on a Saturday. My usual bartenders aren't there. I think nothing of it and go ask for a cup of water with a huge smile on my face. The face this broad gave me would make anybody want to spit right in it. She gets HIGHLY angry over this. She actually said "you can't get any water without buying a drink". I thought she was joking. The smile never left my face the entire time all this happened mind you. So I asked since when did they make that rule. This fool said "because all you do is hang out when you come in here". I said "hold up. No I don't. I always get drinks and food when I'm in here. The other bartenders know me". She said it doesn't matter because there is a two drink minimum. Hold right there.

1. The security guards never tell anybody there's a drink minimum. Neither do any of the bartenders.

2. Damn near every time I'm in there the strippers themselves, and even the bartenders told me that guys crowd up in there and don't spend any money on drinks, food, and they aren't tipping (a. K. a. Hanging out).

So.

So I told her it's okay. Never mind then. And I went to sit back down and wait awhile to try again. This chick. Okay, the best way I can describe this is how you see the bratty 7 year old stomp in a circle with her fists clinched down by her sides and storming off. She does exactly that and damn near kicks the manager's door open to go talk to the guy. The manager comes out. A guy who I have cracked jokes with previously mind you. And he starts telling me that I can't hang out in here and how this is the second time he has seen me sitting in there hanging out. All of this was blowing my fucking mind, because I had no earthly clue what he was talking about or where all this was coming from. I tried telling him about how I always spend money and tip and buy food and drinks all the time. He cut me off and said "look, this isn't up for discussion". Now, me being me, I wanted to slap the happy go lucky dog shit out of him just for saying that, but instead I asked why he was coming at me like that when numerous people in there know me and I don't ever come in there starting trouble or anything. This fuck nut wasn't listening. So I got up and left.

I went back 3 days later hoping never to see that ***** again (both of them). I went up to the bartender and asked for a cup of water. I didn't recognize her at first because I was fixated on her left eye that rolled all over her fucking face as soon as she tried to make an angry face. But it was the same broad. She said there's a two drink minimum if you want water. I said "I need to buy drinks just to get water now"? She said "yes, because you've been getting away with it all this time". That stopped me. Almost cursed her out, but I had a thought. "maybe if I showed some money, she would shut the hell up". I pulled out a Benny and asked her for singles. Can you believe this ***** actually said "you can't get singles if you're not buying any drinks. "? That was it. I just left. Asked the security guard why they were targeting me and explained everything that happened. He wanted to give me my entry frr back. I told me it was cool. I'm just going to go.

That was about a month and a half ago. I'm never going back.

[Ethan X]

The two places on San Juan have had brown sugar and past successes in. That said I tried to use Google maps to confirm the names of both places and both are unlisted so I don't know if that means they didn't survive covid. O.

Me is on the corner of San Juan and Blanding the. The other is one the same block going towards 17. Next to the train tracks and across from the gas station.

There is also the place across from the substation on Blanding. Additionally, blue angels is all brown sugar but I never had any extras there. Good luck finding. A new home.

I forgot the name of the first one, but I know both of the spots you're talking about. The first one you see going down San Juan has to be closed. I think they're repairing the place or something, but it is definitely not open. The second one by the tracks is the one I'm toying with making my new spot. Never been there before, but I'm going to check it out soon.

[ClosetPervert9]

Wait they seriously kicked you out over that?

I'm far from surprised. That place is super not legit. Doing legit stuff is an easy way to get ousted as suspect. I got covered FS basically in the open for. 9.

This was a while back so different management I believe.

[OneForTheGlory]

Now that I can't help with. I was frequenting Cocktails, but I stopped going about a month and a half ago after one white bartender with a garbage ass attitude got me kicked out for asking for a fucking cup of water.

I wish I was joking about that.

But I have no info on any other strip joints, unfortunately.

Wait they seriously kicked you out over that?

[ClosetPervert9]

Now that I can't help with. I was frequenting Cocktails, but I stopped going about a month and a half ago after one white bartender with a garbage ass attitude got me kicked out for asking for a fucking cup of water.

I wish I was joking about that.

But I have no info on any other strip joints, unfortunately.

The two places on San Juan have had brown sugar and past successes in. That said I tried to use Google maps to confirm the names of both places and both are unlisted so I don't know if that means they didn't survive covid. O.

Me is on the corner of San Juan and Blanding the. The other is one the same block going towards 17. Next to the train tracks and across from the gas station.

There is also the place across from the substation on Blanding. Additionally, blue angels is all brown sugar but I never had any extras there. Good luck finding. A new home.

[ItsTheGuy]

Been thinking about hitting up sensations during the week around lunch. What should I expect? DMs are open.

[Ethan X]

But I already knew that from the Vegas forums. But I just didn't connect. Either way thanks bud. I'll be reporting on some club activity in the near future.

BTW are solid gold and blue angels both dead now?

Now that I can't help with. I was frequenting Cocktails, but I stopped going about a month and a half ago after one white bartender with a garbage ass attitude got me kicked out for asking for a fucking cup of water.

I wish I was joking about that.

But I have no info on any other strip joints, unfortunately.

[ClosetPervert9]

Nah, not in the least. I STILL don't know all these abbreviations and code words guys here in Jacksonville use. Guys in Vegas and New York have their ways also, but they're nowhere near as coded as Jacksonville. So trust me, you are not alone.

But I already knew that from the Vegas forums. But I just didn't connect. Either way thanks bud. I'll be reporting on some club activity in the near future.

BTW are solid gold and blue angels both dead now?

[Ethan X]

I'm a fucking idiot. How embarrassing ha!

Nah, not in the least. I STILL don't know all these abbreviations and code words guys here in Jacksonville use. Guys in Vegas and New York have their ways also, but they're nowhere near as coded as Jacksonville. So trust me, you are not alone.

[ClosetPervert9]

ListCrawler / EscortAlligator.

I'm a fucking idiot. How embarrassing ha!

[Ethan X]

What is lc. Last call?

ListCrawler / EscortAlligator.

[ClosetPervert9]

I'm just noticing that Cocktails has about 2-3 girls on LC. Maybe more than that. Those are just the ones I've seen. They record videos inside the club. That's pretty much what gives them away.

What is lc. Last call?

[Ethan X]

Looking for a change, need a strip club with brown sugar that does F / S for reasonal mario coins.

I'm just noticing that Cocktails has about 2-3 girls on LC. Maybe more than that. Those are just the ones I've seen. They record videos inside the club. That's pretty much what gives them away.

[OneForTheGlory]

I remember a blonde streak in her hair. Nice natty curves. Looked like an early 20's vintage. Hot but pricey.

Must be a new cuban girl she doesn't sound familiar but either way most cuban girls offer extras and are pretty good at it.