Massage Parlor Reports

[DorkHelmet]

OK so a noob here. After looking at this forum at reviews and location I have decided to give Seasons a try. This is my first AMP experience so is there anything I should know AMP conduct in general or any advice on seasons specifically?

Sarah is a good one.

[LicknItGood200]

I just saw that third was padlocked.

It wasn't locked yesterday afternoon.

[RvaGhost]

I just saw that third was padlocked.

I sent a text at 2:15 pm and they said they are open.

[FlyingSolo35]

OK so a noob here. After looking at this forum at reviews and location I have decided to give Seasons a try. This is my first AMP experience so is there anything I should know AMP conduct in general or any advice on seasons specifically?

[BullDurvam]

If I figured it out without asking for any help (and I was already a well established Sr) than anyone can. Finding these places is part of the adventure. Someone literally posted a picture of the front door not too long ago. Other posts tell you where to park. I think your 500+ pages is a bit of an exaggeration because you would have found it by now.

Nope, it's not an exaggeration if anything it's prob an under estimate. I spent a lot of time researching these boards and taking it seriously so I'd know where tf to go and what to do.

The posts acting like this info is right out in the open are ludicrous, to be honest. I don't give a shit about finding it, because there's plenty of other AMPs and if I want FS I know where to go to get it.

My whole point is there is a group of vets on here who intentionally make the barrier to entry harder than it needs to be, then act as if you're lazy if you don't find their clues, which are typically born out of a feeble fucking mind anyways and aren't the clue they think it is.

Talking in code isn't keeping you safe from the police. If a Vice guy wants to spend all day getting paid to research these forums, he'll crack your code just as easy as we do.

[GlockEm17]

Us newbies are not as smart. I have gone door to door on Google earth and did not find it. I did note that the pictures were from 2019. This would be a problem if 3rd was the only AMP.

Well if it so difficult to RTFF and use the search box then maybe you need another hobby. As has been stated everything you could possibly need to find it has been addresses multiple times in the last few months. How do you think we found it?

[Member #6679]

I just saw that third was padlocked.

Shutdown by the city is a text I got. Unconfirmed though.

[Neilll]

500 pages is a huge exaggeration. I found it by someone posting the last 4 digits of the phone number. Had I not found it on here I'd probably just go door to door in Google Earth. Lmao You could post every detail about 3rd (address, phone number, GPS coordinates, etc) and people would still be asking where it is on their 1st post.

Us newbies are not as smart. I have gone door to door on Google earth and did not find it. I did note that the pictures were from 2019. This would be a problem if 3rd was the only AMP.

[DirtMassage]

I just saw that third was padlocked.

[DorkHelmet]

If I figured it out without asking for any help (and I was already a well established Sr) than anyone can. Finding these places is part of the adventure. Someone literally posted a picture of the front door not too long ago. Other posts tell you where to park. I think your 500+ pages is a bit of an exaggeration because you would have found it by now.

500 pages is a huge exaggeration. I found it by someone posting the last 4 digits of the phone number. Had I not found it on here I'd probably just go door to door in Google Earth. Lmao You could post every detail about 3rd (address, phone number, GPS coordinates, etc) and people would still be asking where it is on their 1st post.

[AutoRepairru]

Just tried to look up the place and found it really fast never been before. Newbies need to put in some effort this isn't google.

Can I get the number lol... dm me.

[SSimp68]

Long time lurker on this forum. Finally registered. Frequent flyer for years at Jasmine as I used to work out that way. Over the weekend after a bunch of yard work. I venture out that way. I normally see Sherry but she says she in NY and will be back Tuesday and suggested I try Tina who is there. I arrive and am greeted by an older lady and I stated I am there to see Tina. Tina comes out shorter mid 40's slender. Massage was spot on. Some occasional OTC when present bottom. Light teasing right before the flip and UTC top while slow nice HJ. Tina was a nice substitute. Normal 6 for the hr. 4 appreciation. No negotiation.

[Seeker B12]

At least someone is willing to help. There's a lot of new people and I understand you get help once you give it in the form of reviews, etc.

However, there really are not a ton of clues as to where the fuck 3rd is, or how to reach them. I have looked back over 500+ pages of reports and still am no closer to discovering thirds location than when I started.

People have moved from cagey and elusive to downright rude and unhelpful when asked specifically about third.

I gave up on that place LOL I know you can find the place, but for whatever reason, no one ever replied to my messages. Not sure why they don't like my number, but it is what it is. I don't want to show up and get someone I really don't like and still go inside since I am there. Hope you can find what you are looking for.

[RomanRich]

At least someone is willing to help. There's a lot of new people and I understand you get help once you give it in the form of reviews, etc.

However, there really are not a ton of clues as to where the fuck 3rd is, or how to reach them. I have looked back over 500+ pages of reports and still am no closer to discovering thirds location than when I started.

People have moved from cagey and elusive to downright rude and unhelpful when asked specifically about third.

If I figured it out without asking for any help (and I was already a well established Sr) than anyone can. Finding these places is part of the adventure. Someone literally posted a picture of the front door not too long ago. Other posts tell you where to park. I think your 500+ pages is a bit of an exaggeration because you would have found it by now.

[Megadon1]

At least someone is willing to help. There's a lot of new people and I understand you get help once you give it in the form of reviews, etc.

However, there really are not a ton of clues as to where the fuck 3rd is, or how to reach them. I have looked back over 500+ pages of reports and still am no closer to discovering thirds location than when I started.

People have moved from cagey and elusive to downright rude and unhelpful when asked specifically about third.

This is patently false. It is well documented where it is. It really isn't a walk in place anyway. Post reviews earn the phone. #. I suggest starting at Massage Envy and work your way down the food chain.