Massage Parlor Reports

[CookieGuy]

Question? When you are trying for FS do you leave the tip out ahead of time or do you keep it until afterwards?

I always make sure she sees my tip when I drop my undies when I'm disrobing. Har Har.

Actually, If I know what she supplies from past visits, I leave the whole amount on the table at the beginning of the session. If I am NOT sure of what she supplies, I hand her the room fee and then discuss tipping and services at the flip. I'm not rich and don't plan on having to argue with her to give me my money back if she gives minimal service.

[Jarre7]

Question? When you are trying for FS do you leave the tip out ahead of time or do you keep it until afterwards?

[Member #6240]

I've got a totally average penis for a white guy with my build.

Though to be fair, you've got a massive e-peen here in regards to the individual mentioned.

[Rigma]

7/20 Went to see Emma at Pinee Massage. At 5 pm at night it was getting busy and had people waiting.

Emma is very tiny and super cute. She is very much into her work and she gives tons of effort. Emma's personality is very bubbly and her English is great. She is funny, talkative and very eagar to please.

$65/ hr for the room. CFS $175, Emma is worth every penny. Her oral skills will make your eyes roll back in your skull. DATY, MOCFS, CBJ all available. Gave her the long, deep, stroke business for about 50 mins. Showered and talked for the last 10 mins. Cici from MM massage even came by because the place was getting busy. The hour was not rushed.

Emma was such a dream I tipped her $20 on top of everything because she really does make a man feel like a million bucks. I would very much recommend Emma. I will see her again and destroy her cervix. Again.

Emma at Pinee Massage 9. 5/10.

[AussieFury]

Thanks for the always quality intel and Whiskey Tango Foxtrot on #8, that's straight up stalker behavior.

WTF indeed.

Do I believe it's Honestone? 100% I do.

Can I prove it's Honestone? Of course not. But Honestone gonna Honestone and who else would it be?

I enjoy this peaceful lull on the server soon after a Honestone ban. Easier to gather and share intel without navigating the crazy.

Intel like I saw Coco again at Ocean 3 today. She'll be there for a month before heading to 1711.

My age ranges are: young, MILF, auntie, granny. Coco is a very attractive MILF who delivers a TOP shelf massage and will rock your world on the flip. Very pretty face, thick compact natural body but flat tummy with slight hint of vertical ab line. CBJ is a bummer, but she is tight, enthusiastic, playful, and skilled. Hydrate and eat your Wheaties.

[SugarNuts]

1. Emma is back at Pinee. She is awesome. I am happy.

2. Lulu is gone from River / Haiyun. She is awesome. I am sad.

3. Goddess has two cute 20-somethings and a quality veteren who wishes to remain anonymous.

4. MILFs at Nima, Ocean 3, TY, Alice, Pengpai FedWay.

5. Vicki is back but not at Jasmine. She's at a new spot (not on RM) that's one block from Ocean 3. Look for the pink "MASSAGE" flag on the street. Sign says South Sound Massage Therapy. Smells like fresh paint. If you like them skinny, she's your girl.

6. Q Spa is still closed in Tac. Anyone got intel?

7. If you call Pinee after hours, it forwards to the MM Spa number. So must be same owner.

8. Apparently I have a stalker. More than one south-end girl has told me a retirement-age hobbyist has been asking them if they know the "Australian guy" who posts on this site. He tells the girls he only reads here and doesn't post. Apparently he's obsessed with my dick size and asked them if I have a big dick. WTF? I cant help but assume it's Honestone. An online feud is one thing. Involving others is another entirely. All posturing aside, just stop Honestone. That's mentally unstable behavior, dude. I've got a totally average penis for a white guy with my build. Spend your energy figuring out your next alt and leave the ladies alone.

I know #8 sounds crazy and made up. I wish it was.

Thanks for the always quality intel and Whiskey Tango Foxtrot on #8, that's straight up stalker behavior.

[MartyByrde]

I'm new to the forum and have been reading through the tips and the tricks. I've never done the massage parlor thing but its always been an interest of mine to try. Are there any local parlors to stay away from? Being nee I am nervous about which AMPs would be legit. Thanks.

It would help if you could let us know what area / areas you are interested in. By that I mean North Seattle, Eastside (Bellevue, Redmond, Kirkland), Renton / Tukwila / SeasTac / Des Monies, Southend (Federal Way, Auburn), and Tacoma.

[CookieGuy]

I'm new to the forum and have been reading through the tips and the tricks. I've never done the massage parlor thing but its always been an interest of mine to try. Are there any local parlors to stay away from? Being nee I am nervous about which AMPs would be legit. Thanks.

1. Get a subscription from Rubmaps.

2. Read the reviews in your area to get some confidence on the ones that reliably provide so you know you arent going to get arrested or scammed. This helps you go in with some confidence.

3. When you visit the parlor and are asked to disrobe, completely disrobe and don't cover yourself on the table. This tells her you are looking for more than a massage.

4. If she brushes the privates while massaging, give her some indication that you like that.

5. They will ask you to flip, but if nothing seems to be sensual during the massage, ask her if she offers "more". 90% of the time she will answer in the affirmative and "How much you pay? If you have a rubmaps account, you will already have an idea of what they charge for various services. Don't agree to more than that. She is just hoping the little head is doing the thinking for you, but she will accept what RM says they accept.

Just remember, she gets asked a dozen times a day for HJ's, BJ's, FS, and she won't be offended if you ask. If she says "sorry I don't do that", you can always say "Please" and grovel a bit. This often times works for me!!

Cookie.

[AussieFury]

Review:

" Vivi has a spunky personality, her English is fairly good and fluent so carrying a conversation with her was fun as she likes to verbally tease you.”

When I dropped by and asked for Vivi, I was told there was no Vivi there. Still just Bella and the MMS.

Also dropped by Renton Q Spa and it is still closed.

Highland /4 Seasons had a very average-looking white girl answer the door. Didn't like the vibe (and haven't enjoyed a visit here since the $90 all-in BBBJCIM days with Mechelle) so I left.

[DSems88]

I'm new to the forum and have been reading through the tips and the tricks. I've never done the massage parlor thing but its always been an interest of mine to try. Are there any local parlors to stay away from? Being nee I am nervous about which AMPs would be legit. Thanks.

[RanniTheWitch]

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[MartyByrde]

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[ScotchYoke]

Yes the one off Garfield in parkland. Thank you.

The three most recent reviews state all legit. The first three reviews claim extra services, but the peanut gallery thinks the reviews are fake based on the fact they take insurance, are by appointment only, they do nails, and they close at 6.

[AussieFury]

1. Emma is back at Pinee. She is awesome. I am happy.

2. Lulu is gone from River / Haiyun. She is awesome. I am sad.

3. Goddess has two cute 20-somethings and a quality veteren who wishes to remain anonymous.

4. MILFs at Nima, Ocean 3, TY, Alice, Pengpai FedWay.

5. Vicki is back but not at Jasmine. She's at a new spot (not on RM) that's one block from Ocean 3. Look for the pink "MASSAGE" flag on the street. Sign says South Sound Massage Therapy. Smells like fresh paint. If you like them skinny, she's your girl.

6. Q Spa is still closed in Tac. Anyone got intel?

7. If you call Pinee after hours, it forwards to the MM Spa number. So must be same owner.

8. Apparently I have a stalker. More than one south-end girl has told me a retirement-age hobbyist has been asking them if they know the "Australian guy" who posts on this site. He tells the girls he only reads here and doesn't post. Apparently he's obsessed with my dick size and asked them if I have a big dick. WTF? I can’t help but assume it's Honestone. An online feud is one thing. Involving others is another entirely. All posturing aside, just stop Honestone. That's mentally unstable behavior, dude. I've got a totally average penis for a white guy with my build. Spend your energy figuring out your next alt and leave the ladies alone.

I know #8 sounds crazy and made up. I wish it was.

[BigFun87]

The one off Garfield st in Tacoma?

Yes the one off Garfield in parkland. Thank you.