Massage Parlor Reports

[Korman23]

I get it now, I didn't realize that because I don't frequent AMPs I usually just do independent providers for FBSM so I wasn't keen on the culture of how they work. Anyways I'm still prob done with them so it is what it is.

Since you are used to independents, curious as to why you wouldn't have thought to bring cash since most independents only accept it. Chalk it up to a learning experience I guess.

[MarlinMan]

Stopped by Magic Fingers. Had about half hour of time.

Opted for 30 minutes (25 by watch) for $45.00. Easy massage with teasing. On flip Jr was oiled up and nice HJ. She edged me 3-4 times to point I was ready to finish myself off. Blew a hard one. She continued strokes until I had to grab her hand. $40.00 as tip.

Did not get her name. But she did mention to bring more $$ next time and motioned BJ. Tempting but seen that before and not pan out.

[Zuko21]

Just use cash. Its clean and better for both parties. There was a well known businessman in Baltimore who was sentenced to 18 months in prison. His cash app and credit card activity were all part of the complaint.

Damn that's fucked up.

[Zuko21]

No offense, but this is a good reason not to use cards at AMPs. Always use cash, at least for the tip. No one wants a paper trail.

Also, AMPs really try hard not to let their customers cross paths with each other as it can be super awkward. So the constant moving around to make sure folks don't interact makes perfect sense. If you've gone to AMPs in the past or read this board, you'd know that.

Yeah, I haven't and don't usually do AMPs. I was honestly just curious about this place since it wasn't far from my house and the first experience there was great. I normally do independent providers so I don't have to worry about all that although they typically cost more. So now I will admit my ignorance to the AMP lifestyle. With that being said though and my already hesitancy around AMP esp here in Baltimore I will prob just stay clear of them altogether.

[Zuko21]

Dude. NEVER use a card at an AMP. If uncle LEO steps in, guess whose name they know? It's a cash game there. And, the moving around is so you don't see your neighbors or other people there. They were trying to protect your privacy. I think you should re-evaluate your game plan & thought process.

I get it now, I didn't realize that because I don't frequent AMPs I usually just do independent providers for FBSM so I wasn't keen on the culture of how they work. Anyways I'm still prob done with them so it is what it is.

[DCHung]

Dude. NEVER use a card at an AMP. If uncle LEO steps in, guess whose name they know? It's a cash game there. And, the moving around is so you don't see your neighbors or other people there. They were trying to protect your privacy. I think you should re-evaluate your game plan & thought process.

Just use cash. Its clean and better for both parties. There was a well known businessman in Baltimore who was sentenced to 18 months in prison. His cash app and credit card activity were all part of the complaint.

[Tsuscrumhalf]

A reminder to why I don't do AMPs.

So, this morning I was having the urge and went to a AMP I've visited maybe like a month ago just on the whim. I haven't visited an AMP for many years because I just don't trust them, however due to the outrageous prices independent providers are charging for just a HE took the plunge. Now to the story, I get there and do the whole set up thing ask for two girls based on a review. The massage itself was lovely light touch but a lot of teasing and massaging the boys, tits felt great in my mouth, I just wanted a HJ nothing else and things were offered on the menu. I only do 30 min because I don't see a point in longer sessions and I'm glad I did. As I'm closing out there was an issue with my card, it went thru the first time but for the tip I was blocking it. So as I'm calling my bank to approve it (I don't carry cash for various reasons so I prefer to use a cc), the doorbell rings. Mind you the sign says so and so spa, the girls are acting all frantic and told me to hid in the back. She escorted me to the bathroom and let the guy in, they are talking in their language so idk what's going on. I'm getting slightly nervous and all I can see is it's a white dude with sunglasses. She's escorted him and as they walk up I walk out the bathroom and he's like oh someone is in here, (he came off a little stoned to me) then when he goes to the bathroom I walk up to finish, and another person rings the doorbell another white dude, I notice the boots so like oh they must be workers, I attempt to give the girl my card so I can get out of there, she's still acted frantic and the other is afraid to open the door, I was like ef this I'm leaving. As I'm leaving the other gets worried so I say her charge me she finally charges me and I see it's $10 less (she was nervous) I leave and realize why I' don't go to these places. Massage session great but that was ridiculous! Like if you act normal you would come off more as legit than acting nervous.

Dude. NEVER use a card at an AMP. If uncle LEO steps in, guess whose name they know? It's a cash game there. And, the moving around is so you don't see your neighbors or other people there. They were trying to protect your privacy. I think you should re-evaluate your game plan & thought process.

[Wikid]

So I have to admit that I have lurked for a while and finally made an account here, anyway. Very interested in trying out an AMP, its kinda like a bucket list thing. I've seen a lot about GBA and think that's where I am going to roll the dice. Any tips from the pros? Ill def leave a review on what happens! Thanks!

[JackNasty5]

I found one last week and yes she will do FS. Bring protection was in Selbyville. Coco spa or something like that.

I went and nothing. Nancy was the lady.

[Dff 4580]

A reminder to why I don't do AMPs.

So, this morning I was having the urge and went to a AMP I've visited maybe like a month ago just on the whim. I haven't visited an AMP for many years because I just don't trust them, however due to the outrageous prices independent providers are charging for just a HE took the plunge. Now to the story, I get there and do the whole set up thing ask for two girls based on a review. The massage itself was lovely light touch but a lot of teasing and massaging the boys, tits felt great in my mouth, I just wanted a HJ nothing else and things were offered on the menu. I only do 30 min because I don't see a point in longer sessions and I'm glad I did. As I'm closing out there was an issue with my card, it went thru the first time but for the tip I was blocking it. So as I'm calling my bank to approve it (I don't carry cash for various reasons so I prefer to use a cc), the doorbell rings. Mind you the sign says so and so spa, the girls are acting all frantic and told me to hid in the back. She escorted me to the bathroom and let the guy in, they are talking in their language so idk what's going on. I'm getting slightly nervous and all I can see is it's a white dude with sunglasses. She's escorted him and as they walk up I walk out the bathroom and he's like oh someone is in here, (he came off a little stoned to me) then when he goes to the bathroom I walk up to finish, and another person rings the doorbell another white dude, I notice the boots so like oh they must be workers, I attempt to give the girl my card so I can get out of there, she's still acted frantic and the other is afraid to open the door, I was like ef this I'm leaving. As I'm leaving the other gets worried so I say her charge me she finally charges me and I see it's $10 less (she was nervous) I leave and realize why I' don't go to these places. Massage session great but that was ridiculous! Like if you act normal you would come off more as legit than acting nervous.

No offense, but this is a good reason not to use cards at AMPs. Always use cash, at least for the tip. No one wants a paper trail.

Also, AMPs really try hard not to let their customers cross paths with each other as it can be super awkward. So the constant moving around to make sure folks don't interact makes perfect sense. If you've gone to AMPs in the past or read this board, you'd know that.

[Zuko21]

A reminder to why I don't do AMPs.

So, this morning I was having the urge and went to a AMP I've visited maybe like a month ago just on the whim. I haven't visited an AMP for many years because I just don't trust them, however due to the outrageous prices independent providers are charging for just a HE took the plunge. Now to the story, I get there and do the whole set up thing ask for two girls based on a review. The massage itself was lovely light touch but a lot of teasing and massaging the boys, tits felt great in my mouth, I just wanted a HJ nothing else and things were offered on the menu. I only do 30 min because I don't see a point in longer sessions and I'm glad I did. As I'm closing out there was an issue with my card, it went thru the first time but for the tip I was blocking it. So as I'm calling my bank to approve it (I don't carry cash for various reasons so I prefer to use a cc), the doorbell rings. Mind you the sign says so and so spa, the girls are acting all frantic and told me to hid in the back. She escorted me to the bathroom and let the guy in, they are talking in their language so idk what's going on. I'm getting slightly nervous and all I can see is it's a white dude with sunglasses. She's escorted him and as they walk up I walk out the bathroom and he's like oh someone is in here, (he came off a little stoned to me) then when he goes to the bathroom I walk up to finish, and another person rings the doorbell another white dude, I notice the boots so like oh they must be workers, I attempt to give the girl my card so I can get out of there, she's still acted frantic and the other is afraid to open the door, I was like ef this I'm leaving. As I'm leaving the other gets worried so I say her charge me she finally charges me and I see it's $10 less (she was nervous) I leave and realize why I' don't go to these places. Massage session great but that was ridiculous! Like if you act normal you would come off more as legit than acting nervous.

[Member #7141]

You'll have better luck fucking Jennifer Aniston on a table at Ruth Chris Steak House than finding a massage parlor on the Eastern shore.

I found one last week and yes she will do FS. Bring protection was in Selbyville. Coco spa or something like that.

[CudaKid]

Another great round on Monday. I don't know if I mentioned how tight she is, I can barely get my fingers in her. After a successful BJ and DATY, she was on the table and I pounded her missionary standing up. It may be an act on her part, but we both exploded at the same time.

Tried to get digits unsuccessful.

I will be back at least once a week until she leaves. You have to try her guys.

[Mannerism30]

I'm glad to know Sophia is doing well. She is gem and I still miss that little cutie pie. She had awesome hands for massage and was always amazing during the "boom boom" part of the session! She was one of the best in the entire DMV!

For the price and service—I haven't found that from anyone here. Her size is also my preference so that gives her a bump to me.

[RustyMuffler]

I'm glad to know Sophia is doing well. She is gem and I still miss that little cutie pie. She had awesome hands for massage and was always amazing during the "boom boom" part of the session! She was one of the best in the entire DMV!

It is miscategorized by location but a lot of us have fond memories of Sophia (Lina). I finally reunited with her in SoFL. She is a touch older but aren't we all. But same cheerful attitude and I forgot about her amazing skills. She's doing well. Great BBBJ, TUMA and anything else you wanted or didn't even know you wanted.