Massage Parlor Reports

**BoMcC** · 07-17-22 21:32

Had a free day and with pickings slim in MoCo, made the trek south of the MD border.

First stop was with Lisa in Falls Church. 571 xxx 9972.

https://rubmd.com/washington-dc/ce81...6-febad81be301

Well reviewed on The othER site, with a scattershot of extras, some things seem to be available, some only with repeats.

Condo in the Bailey's Crossroads area. Texted when I got there five minutes early and directed to wait five minutes. Which became ten. Entered through the ground level as to bypass the front desk. Elevator whisked me up to the apt. Seemed like it was a combo live / work environment. Tidied up in the bathroom (no shower beforehand) and settled up the $140, for the hour. More on that, later. Lisa kind of matched the pic, but I would say she's shorter, older (than the 28 advertised) and frumpier. Was wearing a smock-like sun dress. She made the space close to what you would see in a better day spa. Various oils, towels, warm beads, etc. Electronica inspired music instead of Eastern sounds. Used an aromatherapy-like scented towel on the professional massage table with armrests. Started with a decent massage, worked the back with oil, found some kinks, all in all probably better than what you get at an AMP. Flip, more massage work which blended into a NoVa. Offered a shower after which I took. Checked my watch after and it was 41 past the hour. So literally in and out in 32 minutes. There was no tip, as I took the $140 for the half hour to be all-inclusive since nothing else was offered or discussed. 9 for the setting, 5 for the provider, 8 for the massage, 5 for the extras. 0 for the value for money (way shorted time, didn't notice until dressed).

Second was with Jasmine Thai in Fairfax. 808 xxx 7435.

https://rubmd.com/washington-dc/aa5b...7-cd3e30b8c107

Since I've never had a massage from others in this group, I'm pretty sure she's Aphai / Jasmine (363360) on The othER site. Reviews there say she's part of Apple / Pim's posse. I can't confirm that.

Garden apartment in the Fair Lakes area. Texted when I got there a little early and was directed to no-knock enter the apartment. Pics accurate, Short, thin Thai lady wearing a cottony sun dress. I would put her near 40. Moved into the bedroom off the entrance, there was a screen for the rest of the apartment. No shower or bathroom offered. Just pay up the $120 for the hour and it's off to the massage races. Pro massage table, but spotified Eastern music interrupted by ads every ten-15 minutes. A good 30+ minutes on the back which featured a back-walk that crushed anything like that I've ever had before. Well done. Oils, hot towels. Flip, more massage. Finished up the arms, legs, stretching, cracking and everything. She discussed a tip, I offered what I thought would put me in the realm of more than a NoVa, but got a Nova with under the dress roaming. Asked about a little further, but it seemed was off the table. And the UTC roaming was only barely tolerated. Legs clenched so no prolonged kitty stroking could occur. After the cleanup (again no shower offered) more stretching and muscle work. Then, after I dressed got back down on the floor, leaned against the wall and she stood on my shoulders to work out those kinks that just seemed to keep appearing. Not sure if I'm crocked, or if every time she worked on one part of my back the tightness wormed its way across to the other side. Whatever it was the massage work was enjoyed. 8 for the setting, 7 for the provider, 10 for the massage (over delivered, full hour given), 5 for the extras (a little rushed balanced out by some roaming). 7 value for money (overtipped on my part, probably should have gone with $40 then haggled, but I mistakenly thought more was on the table based on the company she supposedly keeps).

Would I repeat? Yes, for massage for both, no if expecting more than NoVa. While upgrades may be available with Lisa, I don't know if I would want to get shorted so drastically on time again. Or pay double which goes over other FS provider / AMP rates. I'd do Jasmine again for massage and not expect upgrades. Hold firm at the standard $40 NoVa tip next time.

**Orpheus60** · 07-17-22 19:52

Originally Posted by DoYouKnow [View Original Post]

Anymore intel on this vague location?

I found a Palace Spa on bedpage body rubs it appears new.

It's on Whittier.

**InSearch69** · 07-17-22 19:48

Drive to Vincent Place. It's on the right.

Originally Posted by DoYouKnow [View Original Post]

Anymore intel on this vague location?

**DoYouKnow** · 07-17-22 19:28

Originally Posted by BenDiesel30 [View Original Post]

My friend was telling me about this new place he found in McLean, called massage palace. Place was located on lower level of business office building w / limited parking. He said he made an appointment and Celine was the young provider that met him at the door. She was beautiful maybe 28 or 30 at most, spinner body with short jean shorts exposing her nice peach. Inside was much nicer and modern looking than most places around very clean. He got the hr option for. 8 which included a TS where nothing was missed and she took her time cleaning Jr before dropping to her knees for a quick dry off. Massage was 7/10, listened to where to focus more attention including legs where there was a ton of teasing maybe intentionally or not he was impressed compared to others. After hot towel she dryer him off which I always respect, there are so many providers who don't do this and leave you freezing while they rush the next step. Celine took her time and leaned over him to brush her long hair over his back and legs reaching under him while whispering turn over. After the flip he said they agreed on p2 p and she again took her time making her all of his stress was released. About 5 minutes later she brought another hot towel for cleanup. My friend said this was one of the best finishes and overall massages he's had in nova, highly recommends. I found number on Google and scheduled my appt for later today. Overall 1.6 for a great experience.

Anymore intel on this vague location?

**Orpheus60** · 07-17-22 15:50

I had to be down at DCA for a pick up and left early enough to be able to stop somewhere.

1st I inquired of Angel in landmark and she quoted 15 minutes 160, 30 minutes 220 and 1 hour 300. I put this here because she does Advertise as a masseuse and does have a rub map's listing. 440 outcall. I passed.

Then since I was going through McLean I decided to give healthy spa a try. I have wanted to check it for a while. It's in a very good location when I'm transiting in-and-out of Washington. It's in a very non descript building on a dead end circle office park. Nothing really at the door to indicate what's there. Nothing at all going on in the parking lot on a Sunday morning.

Well, IMO I dreamed I hit a Gem. Luci says she's 29. Cute Chinese girl, not much English. Did the half hour, light massage, some tickling and teasing. In the dream CBJ was. .2 I said too much, she came down to $ but at that point feeling under her skirt and no panties I said how much for all she said. .5 I say what the hell.

So still in the dream she start the CBJ and I'm feeling her down below. She gets up and straddles my face in 69 I'm doing a little daty dato. Then she moves to RCG for a bit, but that is usually a hard position for me to finish.

Then she's on her back on the table I have one foot on the floor and one knee on the table, pounding hard for the finish line. She seemed to enjoy it.

So yes a quite successful adventure. Total $$. I now have her digits to add to my list of fun Chinese girls, so I can text her whenever I need to kill time in that area.

**SemenSeeker** · 07-17-22 14:28

Which provider at eleven or pine has the biggest butt? I have a friend who's looking for DATO only.

**BenDiesel30** · 07-17-22 10:08

My friend was telling me about this new place he found in McLean, called massage palace. Place was located on lower level of business office building w / limited parking. He said he made an appointment and Celine was the young provider that met him at the door. She was beautiful maybe 28 or 30 at most, spinner body with short jean shorts exposing her nice peach. Inside was much nicer and modern looking than most places around very clean. He got the hr option for. 8 which included a TS where nothing was missed and she took her time cleaning Jr before dropping to her knees for a quick dry off. Massage was 7/10, listened to where to focus more attention including legs where there was a ton of teasing maybe intentionally or not he was impressed compared to others. After hot towel she dryer him off which I always respect, there are so many providers who don't do this and leave you freezing while they rush the next step. Celine took her time and leaned over him to brush her long hair over his back and legs reaching under him while whispering turn over. After the flip he said they agreed on p2 p and she again took her time making her all of his stress was released. About 5 minutes later she brought another hot towel for cleanup. My friend said this was one of the best finishes and overall massages he's had in nova, highly recommends. I found number on Google and scheduled my appt for later today. Overall 1.6 for a great experience.

**JohnnySalami** · 07-17-22 07:05

I only saw her once. Does she do FS bbj or anything more than HJ?

Originally Posted by MikeyShakes [View Original Post]

Emma has been in my rotation for a few months now and is definitely worth it. Doesn't watch the clock, makes you feel right at home, takes care of you and always adds something new and different from the routine. Very affordable, beautiful and satisfying, usually will make time for her regulars in a pinch too.

**RockSwithSalt** · 07-16-22 20:35

Originally Posted by Betcha2048 [View Original Post]

Has anybody have any luck seeing any young masseuse (20's) in the area? I would be really appreciated if you share some info!

In my experience if you want some young ones you need to head to Mexico. The youngest I've come across were in Puerto Vallarta. 1/2 block off the main tourist beach walk called the Malecon. Two or three will sit on the steps in front of the shops and you can have your pick of the young ladies. Only in the afternoon and early evenings. My research is 20+ NOVA locations and about 8 Mexican shops. In Mexico Pay to Play is legal and you know in the first minute what is available and they have a printed price list. It won't be in plain site you have to ask for the menu, the one in Pesos is always cheaper. I've had a few that would pass for under 20. A good massage however is hard to find and it will only be non erotic.

**Happy Guy 2** · 07-16-22 20:11

Stopped by Best Therapy in Chantilly. As usual, nice time with Mgr Lady. A class act!

She said new gal coming Monday. I asked from Flushing. She said yes.

I said wait, I thought you were all Korean here.

She said. Nope, new gal is Chinese.

I said: Wow.

Interesting. Never visited a spa with a mix of Chinese and Koreans.

?- I guess they have to talk English to each other?

Guess I will have to check it out next week.

Always treat the gals nice and they will treat you nice.

HG2.

**BoatMan3** · 07-16-22 17:00

Went and visited Tara. Haven't seen her in 2 years because of Covid and moved out area. She remembered me. As usual, she was very pleasant and good conversationalist. Her massage was excellent and on the flip her nova technique is excellent. She will do prostate if requested. She tried to pop me twice but I'm not man enough anymore. As far as I know FS or BJ are not in the offerings. Damage was $1. 2, same as in past years plus what ever you want to tip. She has shower for before and after. Nice lady. Be nice to her.

**Eddie223** · 07-16-22 15:08

Originally Posted by GripNSip [View Original Post]

But here in NOVA it is a rather rare occurrence; doesn't mean they are easy to find, and since the individual who was asking has only 3 post to their name; all questions no answers (reviews) most seniors would be tight lipped to dispense such details. Hell, they might as well have asked us to drive them to the location ourselves and pay the house fee on top of it.

Yea I can think of one but when I checked his posts I figured he could rtfff and find my post from a few mouths ago.

**TheOuroboros** · 07-16-22 13:11

Originally Posted by InSearch69 [View Original Post]

There actually are a few mid to late 20's. Eden, ST, BG all have a few. Mint comes to mind also.

But here in NOVA it is a rather rare occurrence; doesn't mean they are easy to find, and since the individual who was asking has only 3 post to their name; all questions no answers (reviews) most seniors would be tight lipped to dispense such details. Hell, they might as well have asked us to drive them to the location ourselves and pay the house fee on top of it.

**InSearch69** · 07-16-22 12:59

There actually are a few mid to late 20's. Eden, ST, BG all have a few. Mint comes to mind also.

Originally Posted by BigDaddyDon [View Original Post]

Bwaaahh hahahahaha! Damn! That was a good one! 20's. In Northern VA. Man you are funny! I'm dying over here.

**Tom McAn** · 07-16-22 12:29

Originally Posted by Betcha2048 [View Original Post]

Has anybody have any luck seeing any young masseuse (20's) in the area? I would be really appreciated if you share some info!

Had you RTFF, you'd have learned that 20-something masseuses typically don't work in this area. You'll need to visit another city if that's what you're seeking.

You can increase your "board cred" by visiting a provider of any age and posting a report on your findings. In the meantime, you've got a lot to learn.