Massage Parlor Reports

[PoonTangJohnny]

Thank you RCKing & MuffMan! I'm still working on that Jingle, men. LOL.

PTJohnny, I love the jingle idea for Ocean 108. Yes, franchising 108 is brilliant!! I love finding hidden gems but when all the talents are here at 108 or at my other favorites like 7, Diamond, thats why I dont go to the unknown spas. MiMi is amazing in finding great talents. For me, Amanda is one of the best I've seen in this hobby. I love her bubbly personality. Of course her beauty and those amazing breasts. Yummy! The sessions get better after repeat visits. Hot GFE time, all the time. Its all about chemistry.

Exactly! The talent is SO FREAKING AWESOME, at a few of these more reputable well known Spa's you mentioned, King. That when I wake up at night to grab a soda. And start thinking about WHICH 1 of these Spas should I go to tonight. And if I start thinking about 1 of these lesser known spas I've read out (written by highly questionable people), I come to the realization (just like Sweet Brown did on her fateful night to the fridge). And say to myself: "Ain't nobody got time for that! LOL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waEC-8GFTP4.

I'll tell you what, Bro: If (when) the State of California eventually legalizes this industry to operate legally within this State; could you even begin to imagine, Mimi & Company, opening up say (25) new 108. TheOcean, AMP locations up and down the Coast, and THEN, go public? They'd be Billionaire's within a year! They would be as busy as all these IN & Out Burger joints I always see with cars lined up at. And could you just imagine these girls in the room taking your order once they get you in the room.

Would you like an order of fries along with my mouth watering BBBJ. And a DATY for desert? LOL < Hey! Laugh if you want, but 1 of these days (just like with the legalization of marijuana), legalized AMP's in California, will absolutely cum to fruition someday.

Another great fun report PoonTang. I always look forward to reading yours and CuriosJo8's reports. Speaking of CuriousJo8, was he the well known monger you were waiting your turn with? I know he's been known to frequent that place. Was it the DatyKing? He's a legendary local monger. I know it wasn't The MuffMan, as I didn't have Chinese for dinner last night, I had Mexican American. Or was it some other dude? I wonder who it was? Well, I for one love your jingle idea, and look forward to hearing it once you're done composing it. LOL.

Mr MuffMan.

I'm really sorry, Mr MuffMan, but at this time, I'm not able to, CONFIRM, NOR DENY, that this person was in fact 1 of the people whom you mentioned above. LOL Only Mimi, this person in question, Amanda, and Bell know the identity of said person (s). And if anybody else finds out, we'd probably have to go full "Jason Bourne" on them! LOL!

I will say this (and I mean this with all sincerity): This persons rapport / presence, at a few of these Spa's, has been instrumental, in making some of these girls / MMS, feel much safer. It's rare, when a customer patronizing 1 of these wonderful places / ladies, sometimes behave belligerently / rudely, when they don't get exactly what they want! But it does happen! Fortunately for me, I've never witnessed anything really ugly happen during any of my visits, but I guarantee when it comes to a "fight or flight" situation, there would be many monger's here on this board, who are willing to "fight," for these ladies safety. When I was at 108 that night, I actually saw 2 other guys, (one guy was being escorted out past as Mimi was saying her goodbyes to me outside in the parking lot); it made me feel good, seeing other, very respectful, nice, clean cut looking guys, being respectful and taking good care of these ladies.

And don't think I haven't forgotten; I will be updating and addressing the issues (ugly tactics) which were used to terrorize and drive my personal favorite AMP / girls, out of San Diego, and out of business, in the Stupid Shit thread. And I want to make this perfectly clear to the Admin / owner of this site: That anything I do / or don't do, will be on the up and up. I'm a law abiding citizen with zero criminal history, and I intend to keep this that way. But with that said, we fellow hobbyists, here in San Diego, lost IMHO, thee single most wonderful AMP Disneyland ride, that's ever come to San Diego! Some of us guys here, who were lucky enough to have enjoyed this short lived ride, along with fantasy hot fun women the GOAT Mina, brought down for us to play with. We know! And if anyone here reading this, has any doubts for a second, regarding the veracity of VIP and the fantasies so many of these smoking hot girls brought to us lucky guys down here in San Diego.

Just go back and read the literally hundred's of reports, written here, beginning back in December of 2021; many of these reports, written by highly reputable, respected, very well known long term member's here. Most of the informed, intelligent hobbyist here, know what happened, and what's going on here (and is still continuing to this day), but nobody wants to speak up about it, and I don't blame them!

This is supposed to be, a fun hobby, where we are bother's, share, & help 1 another out; not tear down and destroy, their Disneyland.

[Rocketron1006]

Dear Jaguar300 ZX (I never mix Japanese sports cars with my British ones, love 'them tho I do!

I want to congratulate you on one of the best pieces of comedy writing I've seen in months. Besides potentially helpful information (and prescriptive warnings), your recent missive had me howling.

Who could resist Glutes of Death and ambling fingers. Tho I don't visit SD as often as I should (I own a boat there but hail from LA), you've now tempted me. Thank you.

BTW, you SD gents make the San Gabriel board look like it's napping. Sensational.

Rocket.

I had a similar, but slightly different (close call) over at Tai Chi Health in Chula Vista last Sept.

I drew Nancy, and MMS informed me that the 30-Min HF for $25 option was no longer available, so I'd have to take the 45-Min HF for $60 (upsell).

I only wanted a quick Handy, but I had never tried this shop before and I was curious about the talent and business operations.

-So, I went for it, but I planned to milk-out the legit portion of the massage for as long as possible.

Nancy came in and got started without any introduction, and she was being very assertive, and dropping major hints right from the Get-Go that FS was definitely on the menu.

Geez-Louise, what have I gotten myself into!? (I thought this place was just a HJ HE only shop!

Nancy started right away with some Hard Pressure, and it just got harder.

The massage became increasingly more aggressive everytime I declined her Snu-Snu advances.

(SNIP)
I can't quite explain it, but sometimes the exhilaration and anticipation is even more exciting than the actual act.

And as she was stroking me faster & faster, she would make these Wet, Slurping, sound-effects, as if we were actually in-flagrante'.

But then unexpectedly, -it happened! . a big long rope of baby-batter shot right over my head. I was just as surprised as she was, and she giggled joyously (a-mid-slurp).

She never got into that Prostate, but we both laughed and she celebrated with me like an Orgasm-cheerleader. Bless her Heart.

I think this visit was like a one-time thing for me.

It was like watching a scary movie, . Very exciting the first time, -but just not as exciting if you've already seen it once before.

[AmperSanSD]

Another journey to 7 Spa, to try the new girl Rose. She did not disappoint.

Started off with a pretty nice massage with mutual touching, ran my hands up and down her leg grabbing her ass to send a message. Didn't take long for her to ask what I wanted. I said everything and handed over the tip.

She took the cash and left the room, did some freshening up I suppose. She came back nice and clean. I'm standing butt naked waiting for her to return cock in hand. She started with some DFK and pushed me back and started a great BBBJ with me sitting on the edge of the table. Popped on the condom then got up and rode me RCG on the edge of the table, switched to Mish, then ultimately finished in Doggie.

Good times.

[JayLay99]

Hey everyone, was wondering if yall could direct me to your favorite providers / parlors with fake tits please? Also, the shorter the better as well! Thank you in advance!

[DLDragon]

Gentlemen, I fly into your city tomorrow from Atlanta and I apologize ahead of time for the ignorance, but.

Haven't been in SD or LA in two years and I don't think I've ever seen the volume of offerings and inconsistent outcomes that I'm sussing out here and on RM as to finding the right joints.

So I need some help.

I'm staying at the Marriott Gaslamp, can you boys recommend some places close to me?

And if nothing close to me is worth it, what's the nearest joint.

Feel free to DM me so I don't muck up the thread.

ALSO, on the private side, I did go ahead and book a visit with Melina Castro. Please tell me it's as good as it looks.

Thanks! And Grind on, Gentlemen.

[Yunosuk]

I was wondering is there any good spot, I can hit up while I'm in town.

[Jaguar300ZX]

My second review of Apple Spa on Miramar. I returned after having a good experience with Cici. This time I asked for Coco, the big titty lady who is a bit younger than CiCi but also a bit larger overall. I got an hour, but I would stick to 30 min with her. The massage was whatever. She did a lot of playing with my ass and on the flip this turned into a crazy prostate / HJ combo. I had access to her tits and ass. She licked my nipples and would glide her hand over my dick while doing the prostate finger thing. If you haven't tried it, I recommend at least once. Shot 3 feet in the air, clean up, water, bye bye. She goes a little crazy with oil so I would request less next time. 60 hf+80 so another 140. The dude that posted a tease about 805/52 should share that spot's name.

I had a similar, but slightly different (close call) over at Tai Chi Health in Chula Vista last Sept.

I drew Nancy, and MMS informed me that the 30-Min HF for $25 option was no longer available, so I'd have to take the 45-Min HF for $60 (upsell).

I only wanted a quick Handy, but I had never tried this shop before and I was curious about the talent and business operations.

-So, I went for it, but I planned to milk-out the legit portion of the massage for as long as possible.

Nancy came in and got started without any introduction, and she was being very assertive, and dropping major hints right from the Get-Go that FS was definitely on the menu.

Geez-Louise, what have I gotten myself into!? (I thought this place was just a HJ HE only shop!

Nancy started right away with some Hard Pressure, and it just got harder.

The massage became increasingly more aggressive everytime I declined her Snu-Snu advances.

She then pinned my hand to the corner of the table with her Punani, and pressed her twin peaks into the back of my head.

Then she began exploring my Ass like there was buried gold in there, and without asking she proceeded to oil up my Bum.

I had to tap-out, so I reached up for the double-cupped glute-grab, only to discover that (OMG!) This lady's Ass cheeks are rock-solid!

And her thighs were very muscular too! (like an Olympic Skier).

I coyly asked if she worked out?, and OH Yes! She's a Gym-Rat.

I feared that if I had accepted her FS offer, I would pass from this life to the next a-la Xenia Onatopp style.

And then I saw her arms, Oh-Yeah, the svelte-toned arms of a Shake-Weight demonstrator with at least two decades of AMP-related Jackhammer experience.

"Oh! Be still my Beating Heart".

10-min's into it and I had to voluntarily flip myself over just to avoid her crushing manipulations, but I was not about to cave-in to her FS Hard-Sell.

I think she interpreted this as' I'm ready for the Grand Finale' (and I think I actually had a Panic-Erection at this point).

Without delay, she went straight for Jr. And gripped him like someone who doesn't know their own strength. "How Much You Tip?

For you, "Forty" . But then she gave Jr. A stern squeeze, and I had to correct myself to say; ". Err, I mean, Sixty".

Her grip softened a little bit and she began the routine, but she switched to her non-dominant hand, as her dominant hand now moved into orbit around Uranus.

She placed her manicured fingertip right at the Bull's-Eye position of my Balloon-Knot with threatening intent.

I returned the favor to wriggle my finger up into position between her muscular moon's as well. A Mutually-Assured, Ass-Destruction, Mexican Stand-Off!

I can't quite explain it, but sometimes the exhilaration and anticipation is even more exciting than the actual act.

And as she was stroking me faster & faster, she would make these Wet, Slurping, sound-effects, as if we were actually in-flagrante'.

But then unexpectedly, -it happened! . a big long rope of baby-batter shot right over my head. I was just as surprised as she was, and she giggled joyously (a-mid-slurp).

She never got into that Prostate, but we both laughed and she celebrated with me like an Orgasm-cheerleader. Bless her Heart.

I think this visit was like a one-time thing for me.

It was like watching a scary movie, . Very exciting the first time, -but just not as exciting if you've already seen it once before.

[Mr MuffMan]

I stopped by 108 The Ocean last night for some late night fun, & was shown some 108 VIP Love, by the amazing MMS, Mimi. They were busy, but within about 5 minutes, there were a couple of girls available. I was waiting with another very well know hobbyist in the front lobby partitioned couch area, when Amanda peeked her head around the corner. Mimi made the introduction, & I knew immediately , that she would be my choice! My God, this hot little Vixen, is absolutely gorgeous. And what a hot, fucking body. Just built for hot fun! I can't believe I've never seen her before, with all the amazing reviews I've read here!

I'll tell you what- These guys here are all spot on, regarding, Amanda! She is A-freaking-mazing! I'll leave a more detailed report later, but suffice it to say: Amanda, rocked my World last night! And 1 of the funniest things happened last night. That literally had, Amanda, Mimi & I all in tears, when we finally had this epiphany and figured out WTF was going on. LOL. It was freaking hilarious!


Thank you guys!

And just an FYI: This isn't even close to being etched in stone yet, but last night, I proposed to write a jingle for. 108 The Ocean.

A short little on air radio advertisement perhaps they can start airing on say 91 X for instance. The only commission I would ask for, is for 108 to let me have Amanda for 1 day once a month. So we can go play together on the beach, frolic in the water. And then go back to my place. LOL.

This 108 Ocean jingle will sound something like this (except I will definitely be doing the singing):

I honestly believe, that with Mimi innate ability / experience in AMP management, the awesome hot talent at 108, radio advertising with a catchy jingle. We could be talking AMP franchises here. 108 The Ocean, just needs that "IT" voice; a voice that's full of "VIRILITY & HOPE" And I'm that guy! LOL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOohTtBOybY

Another great fun report PoonTang. I always look forward to reading yours and CuriosJo8's reports. Speaking of CuriousJo8, was he the well known monger you were waiting your turn with? I know he's been known to frequent that place. Was it the DatyKing? He's a legendary local monger. I know it wasn't The MuffMan, as I didn't have Chinese for dinner last night, I had Mexican American. Or was it some other dude? I wonder who it was? Well, I for one love your jingle idea, and look forward to hearing it once you're done composing it. LOL.

Mr MuffMan.

[HappyPlaces]

I haven't seen Lulu in a while so I'll be planning a visit after Aug 20th. Thanks very much for the intel. Since you mentioned asking about her, I'll assume you visited. Any word if Cherry is currently in town and working?

You're welcome. I was told cherry is working good sir.

[Tijuaniko]

Asked right now they said Aug. 20th is the return of lulu.

I haven't seen Lulu in a while so I'll be planning a visit after Aug 20th. Thanks very much for the intel. Since you mentioned asking about her, I'll assume you visited. Any word if Cherry is currently in town and working?

[Drifter66]

My second review of Apple Spa on Miramar. I returned after having a good experience with Cici. This time I asked for Coco, the big titty lady who is a bit younger than CiCi but also a bit larger overall. I got an hour, but I would stick to 30 min with her. The massage was whatever. She did a lot of playing with my ass and on the flip this turned into a crazy prostate / HJ combo. I had access to her tits and ass. She licked my nipples and would glide her hand over my dick while doing the prostate finger thing. If you haven't tried it, I recommend at least once. Shot 3 feet in the air, clean up, water, bye bye. She goes a little crazy with oil so I would request less next time. 60 hf+80 so another 140. The dude that posted a tease about 805/52 should share that spot's name.

Thanks for the reviews, I may have to travel up and check this out. I'm like you, not a FS guy but like a bit more than a jackhamer.

[JumboSD]

Saw Rose the first day she started working here, very young and beautiful, enchanting girl. I definitely will go back to try her.

Recently came to the San Diego area. Everyone's reviews in this community made it super easy to find great places, which has inspired me to contribute. Thanks for that.

Came in late at night, called ahead and they said come by. Was greeted by Mikayla I believe her name was, who showed me to the room. About 10 minutes later Rose came into the room. She asked if I would like to take a shower? I said yes. She fetched me a towel and I went to get cleaned up.

Back in the room she did some B2 B, rubbing her tits all over me, licked my nipples, sack, and inner thigh, also some light rimming which was excellent. Some BBBJ until I was right on the edge. She asked what I wanted I said everything, we didn't negotiate on a price, she didn't name a price, I just gave 160. I felt it was fair for what I'd received thus far and it was my first time here. I intended on 140 but the experience was more than I expected even after what I had read previously.

More kissing, licking, more BBBJ, and then I got to have a turn. Kissed her petite body nipples to stomach, a bit of DATY, and then on went the cover. Pretty much just did CG while making out until I was ready to finish in K9. She was crazy into it, I was having a blast.

Everything went great, the reviews were spot on. Will definitely come back, almost felt GFE but there was no massage.

[SDPickle]

My second review of Apple Spa on Miramar. I returned after having a good experience with Cici. This time I asked for Coco, the big titty lady who is a bit younger than CiCi but also a bit larger overall. I got an hour, but I would stick to 30 min with her. The massage was whatever. She did a lot of playing with my ass and on the flip this turned into a crazy prostate / HJ combo. I had access to her tits and ass. She licked my nipples and would glide her hand over my dick while doing the prostate finger thing. If you haven't tried it, I recommend at least once. Shot 3 feet in the air, clean up, water, bye bye. She goes a little crazy with oil so I would request less next time. 60 hf+80 so another 140. The dude that posted a tease about 805/52 should share that spot's name.

[RChangDatyKing]

I stopped by 108 The Ocean last night for some late night fun, & was shown some 108 VIP Love, by the amazing MMS, Mimi. They were busy, but within about 5 minutes, there were a couple of girls available. I was waiting with another very well know hobbyist in the front lobby partitioned couch area, when Amanda peeked her head around the corner. Mimi made the introduction, & I knew immediately , that she would be my choice! My God, this hot little Vixen, is absolutely gorgeous. And what a hot, fucking body. Just built for hot fun! I can't believe I've never seen her before, with all the amazing reviews I've read here!

I'll tell you what- These guys here are all spot on, regarding, Amanda! She is A-freaking-mazing! I'll leave a more detailed report later, but suffice it to say: Amanda, rocked my World last night! And 1 of the funniest things happened last night. That literally had, Amanda, Mimi & I all in tears, when we finally had this epiphany and figured out WTF was going on. LOL. It was freaking hilarious!


Thank you guys!

And just an FYI: This isn't even close to being etched in stone yet, but last night, I proposed to write a jingle for. 108 The Ocean.

A short little on air radio advertisement perhaps they can start airing on say 91 X for instance. The only commission I would ask for, is for 108 to let me have Amanda for 1 day once a month. So we can go play together on the beach, frolic in the water. And then go back to my place. LOL.

This 108 Ocean jingle will sound something like this (except I will definitely be doing the singing):

I honestly believe, that with Mimi innate ability / experience in AMP management, the awesome hot talent at 108, radio advertising with a catchy jingle. We could be talking AMP franchises here. 108 The Ocean, just needs that "IT" voice; a voice that's full of "VIRILITY & HOPE" And I'm that guy! LOL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOohTtBOybY

PTJohnny, I love the jingle idea for Ocean 108. Yes, franchising 108 is brilliant!! I love finding hidden gems but when all the talents are here at 108 or at my other favorites like 7, Diamond, thats why I dont go to the unknown spas. MiMi is amazing in finding great talents. For me, Amanda is one of the best I've seen in this hobby. I love her bubbly personality. Of course her beauty and those amazing breasts. Yummy! The sessions get better after repeat visits. Hot GFE time, all the time. Its all about chemistry.

[PoonTangJohnny]

Yes she is a cute, bubbly girl. If you don't prefer an overly cute attitude girl however (I personally find it to be too cringing and artificial), I wouldn't recommend.

I actually agree you and can perfectly relate with your feelings regarding, Amanda, SDJK.

Those other 4 member's I quoted, perfectly illustrates, how this hobby, between an AMP girl / hobbyist, is ALWAYS, a YMMV / YMWV situation. Personally, I take every review I read here regarding these Chinese / Asian AMP girls, with a grain of rice.

Following up with my previous short review I left for Amanda last night, I'd like to ad the following:

So once we were in the room and she got me cleaned up, and the fun began. I was feeling kind of like you, SDJK.

Our chemistry just didn't quite feel like it had a natural, organic vibe to it. More like a rushed mechanical phony / acting performance feel about it (I'll elaborate more on this later). I had to keep asking her to slow down and was trying my best to take the lead. But it was a struggle.

I will say this: I loved her head game, she was as nasty as a porn star, and nobody has been as dirty with CW, as this chick. She would spit on my cock with porn star conviction, smack her very pretty face and tongue with it, with hot eye contact. Which is exactly how I chose to finish!

It wasn't until afterwards, once she finished cleaning both of us up, that I / we figured out why her performance seemed so contrived. As she was massaging me for about 10 minutes, we had some really nice meaningful conversation, and ironically enough, it was during the massage portion (which I usually skip), when things between us finally became intimate and more sensual between us. We started DFK, our chemistry then, didn't have that contrived feel to it.

Then somehow during our conversation, Amanda, brought up the fact, that Mimi had told her that I like really "crazy" type sex. & I was like: "WTF? And asked her why? Well as it turns out, I had been with Eva a few times in the past. When I was with Eva, she was actually really rough with me. But in a good hurting kind of way! LOL.

So somehow I think, this got back to Mimi, that I was into sadomasochism type sex (which really isn't the case). It was during this time (conversation), that Mimi actually came into the room (perfect timing) and asked me how everything went. So the subject came up about me liking "crazy" type sex. So I was like- "Where on Earth did you ever get that from?" As it turns out- from my Eva experiences, back when she Will Smith slapped my face into next week. I guess all of that 411 data was passed on to Mimi.

It was at this time, that made it clear to both Mimi, and Amanda, that I actually much more prefer passionate, sensual experiences with my partner. I told her that initially, I was wondering WTF is wrong with Amanda; why is she acting this way? I even simulated snorting a couple of lines off of the massage table. And then we all 3 started laughing hysterically. It was one of those things, you just had to be there! It was actually pretty hilarious when we had this epiphany and made this revelation.

Anyway, as it turns out, prior to our fun, Mimi, had coached Amanda, and told her to be really crazy / rough with me- that I was really into that. Anything to make the customer happy- right?! LOL And boy was she ever! Once we all made this revelation, everything made perfect sense after that.

Amanda, promised me, that our next time, she would be more more sensual and slow things down, like she was once we were embraced on the massage table. & Mimi now knows, that I'm not 1 of those sadomasochist freaks. LOL.

I'm really am glad, that we had this epiphany, because if we hadn't, I probably wouldn't consider repeating with Amanda. But just as that SDPewPew guy had stated regarding Amanda; I have a strong feeling, that once you establish chemistry with her, the hotness factor fun with her, will only get better. From a physical standpoint, she is totally my type! I guess you could say, that the jury is still out. But she is most definitely worth a repeat visit for me anyway, and I would totally recommend her for at least a visit to give her a spin. You'll either hit the jackpot with this hot chick, or you won't.

That's what's so fun / exciting about this hobby. You just never know!