Massage Parlor Reports

[BigBoDonk]

After taking a giant crap last time I was there, I returned to restore my reputation as a charming valued customer. Asked if any of the popular skanks were available but all were busy fucking, so they gave me Helen. First I wasn't impressed but once in the room the MILF in her came out and I couldn't wait to get my hands on that luscious body. Lovely young lady not a day over 65. I've got a mouth full of her sweet and sour pussy, and eventually shot my load all over her boobies. For a good time, I highly recommend Helen at SH; don't waste your time with the fat Latinas above at Bamboo. Most are trans.

Are you serious about Bamboo girls being trans? I banged several there back in a days before prices went crazy.

Also how much they charge for FS in SH?

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Been going to Young-Zi for many years and it has been legit only. There was a short hair lady named Jenny, maybe in her early 30's, back in 2021, who let me feel her C cup UTC while I DIY. She had a nice body from what I can tell, and it happened on my third visit with her. Then she left.

Apparently they fired 3/4 of the staff a year or two ago. Anyone know the story there? Were all the providers-in-the-dividers given the boot, and only the tease-but-no-please girls retained? There are several fine women like Bella still there who do a micro-tease. Just enough to her tip up, but not get your tip up.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

After taking a giant crap last time I was there, I returned to restore my reputation as a charming valued customer. Asked if any of the popular skanks were available but all were busy fucking, so they gave me Helen. First I wasn't impressed but once in the room the MILF in her came out and I couldn't wait to get my hands on that luscious body. Lovely young lady not a day over 65. I've got a mouth full of her sweet and sour pussy, and eventually shot my load all over her boobies. For a good time, I highly recommend Helen at SH; don't waste your time with the fat Latinas above at Bamboo. Most are trans.

Kevin, I am glad you had a good experience. I was afraid you might get banned. Yes, Helen is not on anyone's "Wow got to have her" list, but that woman actually gives a good massage, good access, good handy, and some have suggested more is a available.

Regarding BW, I have given a few of the girls gynecological exams, and 100% pure grass fed poontang. Not a weinderschitzel to be found in any of their panties. But I'll let you do your own inspections. Bring a flashlight and a small wad of cash.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

YZ is completely Legit. If anyone is getting a HJ, they surely wouldn't publicize it here. Wink, wink.

Well they installed peep holes in all the doors. So something must have happened. And then they ptu duct tape over them. So maybe nothing was happening. But now things can happen if the slurpy sounds can be done silently.

[SpicyCurry]

YZ is completely Legit. If anyone is getting a HJ, they surely wouldn't publicize it here. Wink, wink.

Wink wink means everyone there gives a HJ, real question is who's giving more. BJ isn't much more, FS is where it's at and pps is a peeping Tom.

[SCJohn]

Been going to Young-Zi for many years and it has been legit only. There was a short hair lady named Jenny, maybe in her early 30's, back in 2021, who let me feel her C cup UTC while I DIY. She had a nice body from what I can tell, and it happened on my third visit with her. Then she left.

YZ is completely Legit. If anyone is getting a HJ, they surely wouldn't publicize it here. Wink, wink.

[SCJohn]

I totally agree with TheOCman. I've visited here twice in the last year and it's totally legit only. It's actually a pretty good, reasonably priced legit massage, but there is absolutely no fun to be had here.

Before the pandemic, when it was called 6*, it was a lot more fun and with the right ladies you could get FS, but those days are long gone.

Been there years ago and got HJ's on a regular basis, but everything I've heard they are legit now. But you never know. There was a massage place called Ping's by Albertsons on Alicia and Olympiad. My wife's friend mentioned that she goes there. I stopped in and had a couple of legit massages. One day, they had a new girl, she was very flirty, she allowed access and gave me a nice HJ for about 6 months, then disappeared. Never got another HJ there. Massages were still cheap and good. I kept going there till they closed.

[SpicyCurry]

After taking a giant crap last time I was there, I returned to restore my reputation as a charming valued customer. Asked if any of the popular skanks were available but all were busy fucking, so they gave me Helen. First I wasn't impressed but once in the room the MILF in her came out and I couldn't wait to get my hands on that luscious body. Lovely young lady not a day over 65. I've got a mouth full of her sweet and sour pussy, and eventually shot my load all over her boobies. For a good time, I highly recommend Helen at SH; don't waste your time with the fat Latinas above at Bamboo. Most are trans.

[Moby Dirk]

They are now called Mission Viejo Massage Center and my five visits so far have been pretty legit. Great massage and light teasing but no he. I'm pretty good at getting what is available but nothing yet. If anyone has managed extras let me know.

I totally agree with TheOCman. I've visited here twice in the last year and it's totally legit only. It's actually a pretty good, reasonably priced legit massage, but there is absolutely no fun to be had here.

Before the pandemic, when it was called 6*, it was a lot more fun and with the right ladies you could get FS, but those days are long gone.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Been going to Young-Zi for many years and it has been legit only. There was a short hair lady named Jenny, maybe in her early 30's, back in 2021, who let me feel her C cup UTC while I DIY. She had a nice body from what I can tell, and it happened on my third visit with her. Then she left.

Try the new girl "EE-Vee" (maybe Ivy misprounced). She seems ready for more.

[SaltyDog]

So I decided to take a risk and go to First Class, first of all granny came straight after taking a dump and the place smelled horribly. She acted as this is a normal way of doing things. Second she asked for 100 only for HJ, obviously I refused. Massage was like 5-7 minutes. Place had a reputation of offering FS from time to time, apparently this is not the case. Because local losers pay her 100 for HJ. Horrible experience, stay away. Honestly I would not even pay 100 to bang her. Someone mentioned she had big tits and nice but, which is not truth. Both body parts were small and not attractive.

Thanks for the heads up I was going to hit this spot but if the granny don't have a big ass and tits I'm out. 100 for a HJ is just fat out dumb dumb.

[TommyGaines]

Whale Spa. No he. Just massage.

Young zhi. Legit only. Looks like papasans here saying you get more. Doubt it and don't care.

Of beauty had rotating talent. Just Google them. Not bad $60 for HJ and tits job.

Been going to Young-Zi for many years and it has been legit only. There was a short hair lady named Jenny, maybe in her early 30's, back in 2021, who let me feel her C cup UTC while I DIY. She had a nice body from what I can tell, and it happened on my third visit with her. Then she left.

[TommyGaines]

Stopped by Newport Day Spa off The 55. Walked in and an Asian lady in her early 40's (maybe) in a black t-shirt and white jeans came to the counter. Wasn't sure what to expect so I ask their hours and said I will be back. She said "Wait" yelled something in Chinese and this young kinda-hot girl opened the door and said "come". I thought about and decided to walk in. Handed her $40 for hh and she led me to a room. I disrobed, and laid on the table, and guess who walks in. The woman at the counter! (Strike 1). Talk about bait-and-switch! I was was about to get up and walk out, but Junior had other ideas. I decided to stay and see what happens.

When I asked her name, she said, "call me "Baby" Okay. There was no massage, she rubbed my ass and began tease within a few minutes. I thought this could be good! Flipped over and she she started playing with Junior. Then, she stepped out because one of her 'regulars' came in. She left him in a room and told me he can wait a bit (strike 2). She wanted $100 for.

A HJ with top off! She said didn't give BJ or anything else. I said $60, she laughed and then just lubed Junior up. Didn't really rush but wasn't sensual. At that point I was just about to walk out (again) when the blast started building! Damn! Boom! Total session was about 20 min (Strike 3). She went out while I dressed and came back to change sheets. I gave her $40 and got my ass out of there. Needles to say will not repeat.

LOL, I would have said please let that "young kinda-hot girl" come back. The more we let them bait-and-switch, the more they'll do it to others.

[BigBoDonk]

So I decided to take a risk and go to First Class, first of all granny came straight after taking a dump and the place smelled horribly. She acted as this is a normal way of doing things. Second she asked for 100 only for HJ, obviously I refused. Massage was like 5-7 minutes. Place had a reputation of offering FS from time to time, apparently this is not the case. Because local losers pay her 100 for HJ. Horrible experience, stay away. Honestly I would not even pay 100 to bang her. Someone mentioned she had big tits and nice but, which is not truth. Both body parts were small and not attractive.

[DonkeyPuncha]

Reports say that there should be a granny with big ol titties and butt, curios what is her name?

Where'd you find this report? I'm a granny + big tit lover myself.