Massage Parlor Reports

[AverageJoseph]

I have three spots I will go regularly. Every forth I will try a new spot, get the bare minimum to sample. If I walk in and they fat, unhappy and less than welcoming I will walk. Attitude and personality are everything plus, if I wanted fat I'd stay home. Occasionally, I get lucky and find an alternate. If it's good enough I'll add it in to try for more. To test them Ill hand the girl what I want to tip and if they don't like it I will take it right out of her hand and put it back in my wallet. More often than not they will have a sudden change of heart after they see the money disappear. At that point I might still leave.

Personally, I think many of these spots started out locally owned. The owners had good service and good numbers then when it peaks they sell out to the AMP cartells from down south that come and ruin it. I try not to reward this behavior. Unfortunately, many will. And the cycle continues. We need to break the cycle. Resist.

When I first started the pickings were slim. I would repeat with a girl I liked several times before I'd get what I was looking for. Now its everywhere and honestly I miss the way it was sometimes. I think maybe it's peaked or about to. Once LE gets their funds back it'll be game over. I did read a news report recently about a dude who was a higher up that got busted. Apparently he was the handler for a lot of these places. Probably why the seemingly recent change in quality. The vacuum sucked in the trash.

On a side note based on the recent reading material, I think this thread is done. If you're not in the group there is no point. I opted out. My loss right? Oh well darn. I did like to share here and had fun posting at first. But the negative stuff made it less interesting and at times creepy and weird. No offense as I am sure this will rub some wrong (pun intended). If it does this was for you.

[MpDuck]

Two reports:

- Crystal was the place I hit up after my first place looked like a bust like other review belo. Pretty much the same experience as the last few post. I visited this place a few days ago, and I will say that after my visit AMY did say new Young girls. Would be showing up. Tomorrow. So may be worth a follow up. Review: No other mongers were at the shop nor was there any interruptions. I contribute this to the what the previous posts state, no signage, new place, etc.. Amy is like a 6 out of 10. One of the few times I wish she was wearing a mask. LOL. Body was OK. Went for the hour $60. Now Amy LOVES to use her elbows when giving a massage. I am a big guy and I can say she almost brought me to tears. I can say that she was legit hitting spots that needed to be worked, but god damn. She allowed some good roaming and she teased before the flip. After the flip is where it gets a little wired and probably why I would not visit again. I asked for the FS 1. 4 and it was given an OK. Just like the last post, she walked me butt naked to this room with a sink and an empty kitchen trashcan. Yeah. Totally weird. She then filled up a little bucket and washed Mr Winky over the empty trashcan, catching the water, with hot water. She then led me back to the room, used a piece of saranwrap as a condom, and went cowgirl on me. At this time I am totally not into it and I let her try a HJ, with no luck, before I left. LOL. So, I hope this report helps you.

- Now, the place I had wanted to go was somewhere I had stopped by a few weeks before. If you check RubMD under Beaverton Spa, you will find it. Cons: Like one block from BPD LOL. Parking is a MF'er. This is next to an apartment complex and street parking SUCKS. It is also very visible and it is very obvious that you are going into this building. Pros: Ki-Ki is a tall spinner that is thin and has a very nice set of A cups, if that is your thing. First, it was new to me and I just happened to come across it in RubMD. I stayed for a HR (. 5) gave 6 with no change and met Ki-Ki with no other providers in sight. She knew what I was there for, and after dome talking I went for a sloppy BJ / HJ / Prostate massage for 1, lots of UTC roaming. I would love to repeat, and I tried the day I hit Crystal, but man that parking and walk of shame really sucks.

[Byron414]

Just look at business licenses and the names, and you will find several linked. I do that with new spots in my area. Several are tied to the barely fun zone group in Hillsboro.

Although I live in Portland, I rarely monger here. I follow shops on Rubmaps and save my money for Seattle trips.

[Drex Diggler2]

Some good things happening up here. AMPs poppin up more than the weeds in my yard. Something I've also recently picked up on. Some of the ads mention down at the bottom. "We are an Agency. (blah blah blah)". Some of you may want to take note. .

Reading some of the other posts below about shops being connected. Yes. Some are. According to my last "friend" there's a WeChat Group that shares info as to openings, shops for sale etc. And I know one or two that move locations after some time. They bounce around (no pun intended) where openings are available.

I won't be discussing locations. So please do not flood my Message Box. And YMMV.

Just look at business licenses and the names, and you will find several linked. I do that with new spots in my area. Several are tied to the barely fun zone group in Hillsboro.

[WarpFactor69]

Stopped by Sunny late Friday night. New mama san in lingerie and large bra. Looked promising as was led to the room. But was told the new girl would see me soon. Guess the previous skinny girl is gone? Shame because she was good time. New girl is curvy and lacked the looks. Opted for 30 and then FS for 1.4. Not all that and would not repeat at least with the new girl. May want to try out the mama san as she appeared dressed for the occasion. As I waited for the last hot towel to clean up, it was 1025 and they close at 1030. In walks a group of 4 Arab looking dudes, asking loud questions like how many girls were working and if their party of 4 can get rubs. They were escorted behind the room divider set up they have in the lobby for further discussions. How do I know? There was a baby cam monitor in the room monitoring the front lobby. These dudes sent the spidey senses flying, so I opted to skip the wait for hot towel clean up, just got dressed and left quick. What kind of crew rolls up to a rub joint with their homies?

Interesting story about the group of four showing up at closing time. But I have to ask.

Sunny on Cornell in Hillsboro?

Sunny on Mill Plain in Vancouver?

Sunny on Pacific in Tigard?

You know the drill, you're not a newbie.

Location, location, location.

[OneOne9]

Not to mention that Thai girls are far better looking than the average Chinese gals thinking they are worth far more money than they are worth. Thai girls would be younger for sure, don't think they need 15+ grand a month to buy their LV and designer shit and generally give much better service everywhere I've encountered them (BC, HK, Thailand), unfortunately nothing will change unless these Chinese MP's get some competition. Until then we will be fed a diet of middle aged ladies who for the most part give lack luster service but expect to be compensated well.

I have watched a lot of YouTube videos of Thailand. They have just as many fat, ugly women as anywhere else. Seattle has a few Thai overweight grannies for you to visit. Gracee and Joanne are a couple that come to mind.

Some of us walk if we don't like the providers looks, attitude or rates.

[OneOne9]

So instead of being a part of this hobby board community and sharing info, you and Zizix are simply reading others' posts in hopes of grabbing useful info about a new spot or girl but then refusing to reciprocate with good info for the rest of the community.

I agree. A basic review is all I care about. Age, shape, attitude and 1/2 or FS provided works for me. Keep in mind it's YMMV.

The extras received can be shared via PM.

[Pdx503]

Stopped by Sunny late Friday night. New mama san in lingerie and large bra. Looked promising as was led to the room. But was told the new girl would see me soon. Guess the previous skinny girl is gone? Shame because she was good time. New girl is curvy and lacked the looks. Opted for 30 and then FS for 1.4. Not all that and would not repeat at least with the new girl. May want to try out the mama san as she appeared dressed for the occasion. As I waited for the last hot towel to clean up, it was 1025 and they close at 1030. In walks a group of 4 Arab looking dudes, asking loud questions like how many girls were working and if their party of 4 can get rubs. They were escorted behind the room divider set up they have in the lobby for further discussions. How do I know? There was a baby cam monitor in the room monitoring the front lobby. These dudes sent the spidey senses flying, so I opted to skip the wait for hot towel clean up, just got dressed and left quick. What kind of crew rolls up to a rub joint with their homies?

[Amp Guide]

At the place in the corner next to dry cleaners and papa j pizza Had a nice relaxing good massage. Nice lady Super wet between the legs.

Nice day out.

[Sancho1999]

If I find a good place that hasn't been reported on either here or RM ill keep it to myself might do a vague review occasionally on a place I was impressed by but I hate finding a great location and then the next time I'm there its all blown up and can't get in to see the girl or she is leaving in the middle several times. I usually only see a girl 2-4 times then ill post a good report and as always I have close contacts that I share info with that will also not post about it.

Well said.

[Zizix]

Yes untill I get board then you can have my sloppy seconds I like to be able to get in to see the girl early instead of having to fight through 500 other mongers so when I'm board ill make a solid review and throw her to the wolves.

On a side note I've got Thailand plans soon so I'll be out of town for a bit come Sept neck deep in hot thai girls.

So instead of being a part of this hobby board community and sharing info, you and Zizix are simply reading others' posts in hopes of grabbing useful info about a new spot or girl but then refusing to reciprocate with good info for the rest of the community.

[AmaznAzn]

That's why we need the Thai massage girls over here. So far it's near to impossible to bring even your Thai GF here to US. If immigration allows Thai massage girls, it will give serious competition rundown for all the shitty services that we currently get from all the so called Asian greedy, the attitude and services will greatly improve, and also would bring the prices down to reasonable.

Not to mention that Thai girls are far better looking than the average Chinese gals thinking they are worth far more money than they are worth. Thai girls would be younger for sure, don't think they need 15+ grand a month to buy their LV and designer shit and generally give much better service everywhere I've encountered them (BC, HK, Thailand), unfortunately nothing will change unless these Chinese MP's get some competition. Until then we will be fed a diet of middle aged ladies who for the most part give lack luster service but expect to be compensated well.

[FM5369]

Some good things happening up here. AMPs poppin up more than the weeds in my yard. Something I've also recently picked up on. Some of the ads mention down at the bottom. "We are an Agency. (blah blah blah)". Some of you may want to take note. .

Reading some of the other posts below about shops being connected. Yes. Some are. According to my last "friend" there's a WeChat Group that shares info as to openings, shops for sale etc. And I know one or two that move locations after some time. They bounce around (no pun intended) where openings are available.

I won't be discussing locations. So please do not flood my Message Box. And YMMV.

[Drex Diggler2]

If I find a good place that hasn't been reported on either here or RM ill keep it to myself might do a vague review occasionally on a place I was impressed by but I hate finding a great location and then the next time I'm there its all blown up and can't get in to see the girl or she is leaving in the middle several times. I usually only see a girl 2-4 times then ill post a good report and as always I have close contacts that I share info with that will also not post about it.

When I was more active, I did this a bunch.

[Dexxzy]

I am continually baffled by the AMP business model here in Portland. If a provider gives good service at a reasonable price, she is swamped and then disappears. Unfortunately, good service is the exception. The typical model is bait and switch, a take it or leave it attitude, and just a general fuck you to repeat business. Oh, and keep the girl moving around. I for one would hobby much, much more often if it weren't for all the bullshit. I know it's bullshit, because I travel often to BC and it is a whole nother business model up there. There is some of the bullshit to be sure, but it is the exception, not the rule. Opposite of down here. Fuck 'them. I go only when I'm desperate.

The business model is because there are always guys that want to find the diamond in the rough. I would say that the situation actually discourages good service. No point in a girl doing good service if she's going to be moved around in a month.

Another reason is that this city doesn't have much foreign competition, so the prices are pretty high in general.