Massage Parlor Reports

[LevainBakes]

[Deleted by Admin]

EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was redacted or deleted to remove sections of the report that were largely argumentative. Please read the Forum FAQ and the Forum's Posting Guidelines for more information. Thank You!

[RustyMuffler]

Yes, A2 is absolutely right! The danger of dying from COVID has been drastically reduced. I said I'm NOT worried about dying or even being hospitalized by COVID because I'm vaccinated & boosted. However, I am worried about the unknown: Long COVID. That's something no one can dismiss because none of us are clairvoyant.

But I am considered a "chicken little type" because I stated I'm on "a pause" right now due to the new Omicron subvarients (4 & 5). The forum has recently been littered with posts about COVID concerns. I am not trying to scare anyone, I just asked if anyone else is taking a break right now?

A better question to the members is which of our local massage purveyors are being careful about ongoing risks by their cleanliness (changing linens between clients, wiping down headrests with antiviral disinfectants, etc.) and consistently wearing a mask? Those are the ladies I'd like to see.

[DeletedbyAdmin]

I'm sick of this shit, the B4 variants are less deadly, less transmissible than the original which was not like some kind of black death all you chicken little types tried to make it into (99.74% recovery rate, overall and something like 99.9 something if you didn't have 4 co morbidities) if you want to stay home then stay the fuck at home but the age of you fear mongers is fucking over.

A2

Thank you for saying this. It is great to hear the truth being brought to light. [ / QUOTE].

[GreatGatsbyGun]

Since your first post is seeking info before you give any. I'll just say I have had dreams of both.

My dude, sorry but there is a start to everything before which you don't know anything! Haha I am a beginner and never had past in any of this till now but will come up with a lot of updates once I am into it.

Also, when you say dream about them, you talking about an actual dream or does it mean something??

[Big Daddy Don]

[DeletedbyAdmin]

I'm sick of this shit, the B4 variants are less deadly, less transmissible than the original which was not like some kind of black death all you chicken little types tried to make it into (99.74% recovery rate, overall and something like 99.9 something if you didn't have 4 co morbidities) if you want to stay home then stay the fuck at home but the age of you fear mongers is fucking over.

A2[ / QUOTE].

Thank you for saying this. It is great to hear the truth being brought to light.

[MentalMijit]

I thought Joyce charged 140 for 30 minutes? Does she do quick visit for cheaper?

She's definitely got her quirks, but I found her to be a lot of fun. It was 240 for 60 minutes last time I saw her last year and I stayed for an hour, MSOG. She seemed to get very into DATY and made a weird catlike noise and got very vocal when I saw her.

[Dragon137]

Hey all. New to area and wanted to offer first report. Looking for a decent body rub, I went to Kara in Fairfax. Easy to find in a little office park. Private and safe. Greeted by nice girl in flirty dress, mid 30's.

Escorts me to room for one hour. 8 damage. Disrobe and TS. Good attention everywhere in the shower and back to the room face down. After a moment, chest gently rubbing up and down my body, natural and soft C's. She whispers how much tip I bring. Feeling generous and wanting to be spoiled I say 1. 4. Nothing else said, little more rubbing and then she begins to rim me til flip. BBBJ and 69 until I pop. More on the table for sure, but I couldn't hold back and she took her time drinking from the tap until I was done. Decent massage after. Very kind.

Amazing technique on the neck and feet as I requested attention there.

Will repeat. Stay safe.

[TightHammies]

In town on business and stopped at Pine in Herndon. Went in and greeted by dumpy 50+ with a smile. Shown to room and I asked if it was her or other girls. She says just me. I thanked her and left. Proud of myself because I usually pay too soon or feel bad and just follow through. Not this time. I left for another spot.

Looked around and saw Eleven was nearby and had good reviews. Literally a couple miles and I'm at a decent little office park. Sheriff car there but not much else. Figured screw it and went in. Couldn't tell if cop was there or just the car but they weren't hiding so whatever. Inside greeted by Sky. Kgirl in 30's with large melons about 5'-5" and a slight plumpness. Nowhere near fat but not a spinner (spinner being my preference). Good looking and took me by hand to my room for an hour. Disrobed and off to ts. Nice setup. Thorough attention paid to the right areas, front and back. Sexy towel dry from the knees and dropped at sauna for 3 minutes. Then to room and face down. Massage wasn't great but she went through the routine and tried. Halfway through, Jenny came in and they chatted with me on table. She said hello, probably just wanted to see my ass. Jenny is 40's and slender with seemingly good attitude. Apparently customer that just left was difficult. She told me to see her next time. Back to the rub which included everywhere. Told to flip with 25 minutes left. She got right to question of how much did I want to pay. Not in mood to haggle but tried to feel it out and not get too ripped off. Seems it's a firm $ for standard with varying menu opening from $. 4- Didn't want FS (not a spinner) and BBBJ seemed include with $$. So ponied up, whole menu open. Once agreed, she dove for the BBBJ. After a bit, she went to balls then taint and then across the taint bridge. Wow. New one for me. Then while still laying on back, she has me grab my ankles in the full gyno position. Wow. I sank into that, literally. Saliva everywhere, eventually released ankles and some dt. She was ready to put coat on but I was more interested in being spoiled. So she continues and then has me stand and grab ceiling bars. Continues getting in there and I lose control. I warn her but she doesn't listen or hear and she gets a little painted while trying to shutoff my hosing with a towel. Clean up and scalp massage to finish the time.

As she cleans. She tells me lineup is Sky, Jenny and Amy. Good luck and be safe.

[Guy501]

Just curious how everyone's experience been with covid around this time. I thought I was safe but got hit hard after a visit to Lincoln after seeing PIM. I had been super isolated leading up to my visit due to my job and thought it was a nice treat but 4 days later it hit me hard. Is anyone else seeing this around with providers?

I don't thing you got it from Pim. She is my ATF and I have been visiting her weekly for the past year. I don't have it and she is not showing any symptoms. Also, she moved to a new spot last week. She is no longer on Lincoln.

[Nyxtc]

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../22515053.html

I enjoyed my time with magi last time and decided to see her again but choosing Nuru instead of the regular massage. Nuru was 300 which is a bit high compared to others but I enjoy her company and there's chemistry. I walk in and she's wearing a sports bra with yoga pants looking good. Tells me to lay face down and relax. The Nuru massage was very disappointing, she didn't put any oil on me or any pressure and it was more teasing with her nipples and fingers on my back than a Nuru massage. This goes on for 15 minutes and tells me to lay on her couch. I lay on my back and just see her wearing a thong. I was excited expecting FS but she just grinds on me and imitates fucking. I even ask if there was more options but she says no. Gives me a HJ to end the session and I was out the door. If yall end up seeing Magi I would just recommend the regular massage and not the Nuru. Sad to see there's no more options with Magi but got to respect her decision. She's good in a pinch if the main girls like Tara or kk not available. Going to try to find some new talent and report back here. Be safe yall and be nice to the ladies.

I'm new to the area and decided to break the ice with Magi and holy cow was she boring as F. Definitely a one visit and the HE was as mechanical as I've ever had. Nice location but just a standard massage with an extremely boring HE. No sensuality, no tease, not worth the $.

[PomLovesThais]

What is "Lincoln" and "PIM"?

Fwiw, I've been to Pine / Herndon several times and a couple of the Franconia spots numerous times throughout the pandemic and have had no issues with Rona. My one about with rona was in late December during the onslaught of omicron but it did not come from a whack shack / jerk-and-squirt / rub-and-tug shop.

Pim would be the provider name and Lincoln would be the location you can search by name and see it.

[JustaNon75]

What is "Lincoln" and "PIM"?

Fwiw, I've been to Pine / Herndon several times and a couple of the Franconia spots numerous times throughout the pandemic and have had no issues with Rona. My one about with rona was in late December during the onslaught of omicron but it did not come from a whack shack / jerk-and-squirt / rub-and-tug shop.

Popular spot for providers in the Tyson's area.

[JustaNon75]

We all know this place is famous for hot ladies and nice times, but my experience was something different. I drew a lady, I believe Sophie was her name, who was not like the others. More typical of the usual AMP offerings elsewhere. 50's, frumpy, but unlike other places, she had a terrible attitude. I admit that I felt weird and it was a strange experience because I have never had a provider like this. She kept a face that was somewhere between a scowl and completely uninterested. One time she she even game me a mocking laugh for god knows what reason. Gave me a little rubdown, had me flip, then pointed over at my wallet. Said nothing, just pointed. I then asked what service and how much (we never discussed this like I have with the others) and she responded with "Haven't you been here before?

I was miffed, but was desperate for a pop and forked over the $.40 (I think I did the code right there) and I put her in mish and finished asap to get out of there. At the end, she goes "Wow, so simple. " I mean, come on. I either won't go back or I will demand one of the known firecrackers.

If you're presented with an unappetizing provider, you could do the ole "I left my wallet in the car" and get out there. Or you could just ask if anyone else is available.

Happy hunting.

Justin.

[HighwayGuy]

Just curious how everyone's experience been with covid around this time. I thought I was safe but got hit hard after a visit to Lincoln after seeing PIM. I had been super isolated leading up to my visit due to my job and thought it was a nice treat but 4 days later it hit me hard. Is anyone else seeing this around with providers?

What is "Lincoln" and "PIM"?

Fwiw, I've been to Pine / Herndon several times and a couple of the Franconia spots numerous times throughout the pandemic and have had no issues with Rona. My one about with rona was in late December during the onslaught of omicron but it did not come from a whack shack / jerk-and-squirt / rub-and-tug shop.

[RustyMuffler]

[Deleted by Admin]

I'm sick of this shit, the B4 variants are less deadly, less transmissible than the original which was not like some kind of black death all you chicken little types tried to make it into (99.74% recovery rate, overall and something like 99.9 something if you didn't have 4 co morbidities) if you want to stay home then stay the fuck at home but the age of you fear mongers is fucking over.

A2

[WalkerC]

Hello fellow mongers, any leads on the below 2 ads? They both look juicy and yummy!

And also seem legit!

1. https://www.escortdirectory.com/escort/Kennedy-225057/.

2. https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/ty.../22515159.html.

Since your first post is seeking info before you give any. I'll just say I have had dreams of both.