Massage Parlor Reports

[Trumpeter]

I'm not looking for a lot of the services many of you are and was hoping to find someone that was affectionate and fun. Based on some reviews, I decided to give Lisa a try.

I arrived and Lisa greeted me at the door and invited me in. I didn't think anyone else was there and thought my timing was just right. She asked me to wash my hands and led me to the bathroom and then took me to my room near the front. I undressed and waited and then realized she had another customer. I had no idea how long it would be. I was tempted to leave but had paid the house fee and it would have been messy to try and get it back so I decided to wait.

The room I was in was quite warm and I was starting to sweat just laying there. About 30 minutes later, Lisa comes back. She sees the room is hot and offers me another room, which I happily take. I think it was the one she had just finished in. The good news is the table had been stripped and she had to make it again, so I think they don't re-use the linens. The room was also larger and brighter.

Lisa was dressed in a short black skirt with a slit and has nice legs. I asked for a hard massage, which she delivered but it was more of a painfest than therapeutic. A couple of customers came while she was working on me. I couldn't tell for sure but I think she put them in rooms too. She also called someone and I heard a female voice later during my session.

I don't think my timing was good and they were too busy. Lisa gave me my time but it felt rushed and there wasn't anything personal about the session, which is what I was looking for. It wasn't bad but not what I was looking for and won't be back.

[Drex Diggler2]

Before covid I worked in DT Portland. She had a rented space there so I made a visit. Offered for the 1 hr service for $$$ hoping for an upgraded experience. It was a typical sensual rub. Full nude oily body glide rub but, no touch, etc. All the restrictions always turn me off, even at regular AMPs. I was not able to get into it and she cut it short at around 35 min. Left a bad taste in my mouth about her services. Pictures are accurate and was nice enough before cutting me short.

While she is hella cute, not worth the price for sure.

[NoFearToTry]

So I stopped in this place in newberg a couple weeks ago and did not like the shopping options and thought I might see if staffing has changed a few nights ago and it did.

Walked in and amy was in the bathroom with the bathroom door open which you can see from the front door as you walk in. Waited till she was done, no I did see if she wipped towards the front or towards the rear. She comes out and was warm and welcoming flirty with a short tight dress.

Quickly grabs me takes me into a room hugging and touching, pay 80 never got my change back m, house fee is 70, the massage ensues and was pretty soft and not much use, flip time comes and a gesture for the HJ and I let her know what I want, she says how much you pay, tell her 1 ben she ask for three bens, hahaha, finish massage. Ok so 2 bens, no, finish massage, so I get a ok tip what you want. She goes out for a ballon and comes back with one already out of the package, thinking how many dicks have been in that one already, NO, I know the game, always BYO. I was not getting my tongue anywhere near that pie after I went pee in that restroom after the stank she left that was hovering in there.

So she starts this rubbing her tiny tits all over me, not doing it for me cover it up and then get her little plastic bag over the cover too, talk about not feeling it, not good, get up put her on the table, getting after it, getting it done, she cleans up gets dressed, the floor looks almost like college party days, LOL, tissues and wrapper and towels strewn about landing at random. She spends a bit more time on massage on neck and shoulders. Finished the hour and off to pee again, the stanky odor had diluted into smaller odor particles that my nose could not detect and the paint was still attached to the walls, amazingly so. Counted out the appropriate fund donation when she can't see how much I have keeping in mind the 10 I didn't get back and the double wrapped no feeling oral job. Hand it to her she still wants more, so its so normal more more more everywhere anymore, no that's it, I told you, still asking for more.

Overall a no return, she knows little english, smaller frame in comparison to most, definitely 45 ish in age range, sheets and towels were getting changed as I was getting dressed, no fake moans or ohs and ahhs, this one gets a oh my did I really do that, what was I thinking.

[Joepdx]

Lots of great past visits. This last week went and saw Neena. Cute, new, young, and worst massage and service I can remember. Even with extensive menu I felt ripped off.

I guess she was busy today, stopped by today to check it out, there was a grandma and then a middle aged, late 30's woman. Did not stay.

[Monkeyboy1977]

Hey guys, had a chance to check out a few spots on the west side a few times. Seems like the ladies there rotate out every 1-3 months from other spots in the area, or from out of town (Seattle, ca). Though the girls change, I've found that the services offered are the same. I'll try to provide enough info to read between the lines to figure out what the experience is like there.

1) Nature by home depot- There's an older lady there around 50's who gives a great massage. Also had 2 younger, pretty ladies in their 30's there. I was only able to see the taller one (forgot her name. They all have names like Lucy, Nancy, Annie, etc.). Decent massage with the typical finishing techniques you'd expect.

2) Lucky Spa- nice location and ladies wear a red tube top skirt. Got a massage from a lady in her 30's who was moderately attractive, but but athletic or thin. Friendly. Standard massage available and offered an upgrade to a safe VIP experience.

3) Angel on Hall- discrete parking. Ladies here have been in their 30's and more attractive, but stay for 1-2 months at a time. Standard massage available and also offered safe VIP experience.

4) EZ Foot- ladies here in there 40's- Lucy and Annie. They said more new girls coming, but have been the same, or same looking. Standard massage available which was pretty decent. Semi VIP experience offered that reminded me of a massage experience I had when I visited Paris a few years ago.

All these spa need to add at least 10 yrs to the stated age. I've seen EZ foot Lucy and Anna. They are not 40's. Those dark lights must be clouding your vision. Angel on Hall also feels like it's a stampede when happy hour arrives. The ceiling shakes because you're under a bar. Lucky Spa, it's one girl but she changes her clothes and lets down her hair. So it looks like a newer younger girl, but she's the same person in the tube top.

[Sancho1999]

1. 2 for a HJ? I tip 1. 2 - 1. 4 (200 total) for FS with attractive women at 90% of the places I visit.

Before I left Hawaii a few years ago 200 was the total for FS. Except they were called Relaxation Rooms. There was ALWAYS a Mama San and sometimes she would warm you up until your provider came in. Also there was a minimum of two girls working there mostly it was 2-4 girls. I never paid more the 200 there or here. I only seem to get shit service when I go out my circle here.

[OneOne9]

I just noticed a new shop in Vancouver / Camas on 192nd 2-3 blocks south of Camas Costco. Their pictures show some of the widest massage tables I have ever seen at a MP. Looks like a legit shop though.

[WarpFactor69]

Lots of great past visits. This last week went and saw Neena. Cute, new, young, and worst massage and service I can remember. Even with extensive menu I felt ripped off.

I used to have fun there but the last three times I stopped by, I was not interested enough to stay. They rotate girls between there and the other shop that's on Powell at 63rd.

[JenSend]

Lots of great past visits. This last week went and saw Neena. Cute, new, young, and worst massage and service I can remember. Even with extensive menu I felt ripped off.

[JenSend]

Anyone have updated contact info on her since she left PDX for the Couve? Old website has old number. Please PM. Thanks.

[FunGuy6]

I played text tag with this place before the 4th.

I found it on one of the obscure websites.

Thanks for the report! I may try it out since no one seems to have tried it out yet.

I had the same experience. Stopped by and it was locked. Called and took 10 minutes for them to get there. Big white guy and the lady. I would guess in her 50's. Petite and trim, but her face wasn't doing it for me.

[MpDuck]

No thanks, I don't want to be part of the problem. Tip 200 today, expect to pay $300 by next year.

I stay at 2 for FS. That includes the house fee. No reason to get crazy when there seems to be lots of compaction out there. The little head does get pissed sometimes though. LOL.

[NoFearToTry]

GPS? What does that stand for?

I call it golden pussy syndrome, others may have a different name for it.

[Bvrpdx]

Similar experience, I walked out. Plenty of other places that don't have gps. Refresh near the shops at Bridgeport is another GPS spot.

GPS? What does that stand for?

[Pdx503]

Has anyone met her? Is the massage worth it? Does she offer FS?

https://rubmd.com/portland-or/4eb780...8-047ffa4d40a2

Before covid I worked in DT Portland. She had a rented space there so I made a visit. Offered for the 1 hr service for $$$ hoping for an upgraded experience. It was a typical sensual rub. Full nude oily body glide rub but, no touch, etc. All the restrictions always turn me off, even at regular AMPs. I was not able to get into it and she cut it short at around 35 min. Left a bad taste in my mouth about her services. Pictures are accurate and was nice enough before cutting me short.