Massage Parlor Reports

**IMissCutler** · 07-09-22 12:56

Originally Posted by GeorgeMax [View Original Post]

There is no girlfriend, wife or friend with benefits that will be lower cost than an AMP or escort. If you think you're going to get regular companionship, horizontal entertainment, sexual relief and be relaxed you really need to ease up on the CBJ gummies because you are eating way too many. Every woman who is not ptp is expensive, time consuming, drama filled and has lots of ideas for things that you need to do.

Play as long as you want and buy all the toys you want before you get into a long term relationship because once you sign the certificate you money is hers!

Don't get me wrong, when you're ready and it's right go for it and enjoy. Just know going in what's coming and be prepared.

You can get it cheaper now if you're younger. All you got to do is go on tinder or other hook up apps. All this stuff came out after I found someone and I wish they would have came out sooner. I woulda had a lot more fun. Now I can't use those apps and AMP to satisfy the craving of some strange.

Younger people enjoy yourselves or those with no significant others have fun. It's out there.

**HappyGardener** · 07-09-22 12:02

Thoughts on 365 Hot Spa? Been twice. Both times were "meh". Place intrigues me though and both times the girls gave me their numbers "in case the doorbell is unplugged at night". Just curious on others experience.

**HappyGardener** · 07-09-22 11:59

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

The code got me again, damn.

The code is stupid. All it does is confuse people.

**Hapenny** · 07-09-22 09:13

Originally Posted by ZzTopSterZz [View Original Post]

When hapenny said $. 80 did he mean 80 bucks or 180 bucks? Agree 80 or so is fine. I usually tip a little more than most guys, but 180 would be silly.

Sorry to be unclear. It was $80.00 and not $180.00. I'd love it if the old scale pricing was still followed but post pandemic price creep seems like new days.

In any event my use of coded language will cease forthwith.

**ElJefe69** · 07-08-22 17:53

Originally Posted by JCoyote06 [View Original Post]

Can someone please DM me Judy's info or how can I find her contact info. I'm looking for an older MT that does FS.

I'd wellness on Belmont dude google it. She's pretty damn old.

**JCoyote06** · 07-08-22 17:25

Can someone please DM me Judy's info or how can I find her contact info. I'm looking for an older MT that does FS.

**Jinurso** · 07-08-22 15:16

Originally Posted by YoungSchmuck [View Original Post]

Went to 819 again tonight. Had a good time with Nana for an hour. Fit312 was right, she does have some noticeable scarring on her breasts. Okay massage, decent BBBJ, decent FS. 240 when said and done. After we were finished we talked for a short bit and she told me I should stop going to parlors and find a girlfriend LOL. Apparently I'm still too young and handsome to be frequenting these kinds of establishments. Felt quite flattered leaving the place. Probably ought to take her advice and save myself the money.

LOL. They don't seem to understand that a lot of guys frequent those places because they want to, not because they have to. I had a girlfriend AND I frequent those kinds of establishments! Why? Because variety is fun, and escorts are a lot less drama than having multiple girlfriends (usually, I've been soft banned from CLM for a while because of drama).

**DMichaels69** · 07-08-22 14:42

The code got me again, damn.

Originally Posted by ZzTopSterZz [View Original Post]

When hapenny said $. 80 did he mean 80 bucks or 180 bucks? Agree 80 or so is fine. I usually tip a little more than most guys, but 180 would be silly.

**ZzTopSterZz** · 07-08-22 13:57

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

For me the tip is always negotiated and agreed upon by both.

However for what hapenny got I think 80 was a good tip.

When hapenny said $. 80 did he mean 80 bucks or 180 bucks? Agree 80 or so is fine. I usually tip a little more than most guys, but 180 would be silly.

**GeorgeMax** · 07-08-22 11:33

Originally Posted by YoungSchmuck [View Original Post]

Went to 819 again tonight. Had a good time with Nana for an hour. Fit312 was right, she does have some noticeable scarring on her breasts. Okay massage, decent BBBJ, decent FS. 240 when said and done. After we were finished we talked for a short bit and she told me I should stop going to parlors and find a girlfriend LOL. Apparently I'm still too young and handsome to be frequenting these kinds of establishments. Felt quite flattered leaving the place. Probably ought to take her advice and save myself the money.

There is no girlfriend, wife or friend with benefits that will be lower cost than an AMP or escort. If you think you're going to get regular companionship, horizontal entertainment, sexual relief and be relaxed you really need to ease up on the CBJ gummies because you are eating way too many. Every woman who is not ptp is expensive, time consuming, drama filled and has lots of ideas for things that you need to do.

Play as long as you want and buy all the toys you want before you get into a long term relationship because once you sign the certificate you money is hers!

Don't get me wrong, when you're ready and it's right — go for it and enjoy. Just know going in what's coming and be prepared.

**ChicagoGuySW** · 07-08-22 11:03

Originally Posted by StayPuff [View Original Post]

Anyone visited the Red table girls lately (e. G. Portage park)? I went once maybe 1-2 years ago, saw a provider named Lia and paid way too much for what I got. Given how much talk there is about other places and mums the word here I'm assuming it's still trash but thought I'd ask since I live like a mile away.

https://us-chicago.bedpage.com/bodyr.../22455628.html

(They advertise everywhere though, so I'm sure you've seen them).

I have not visited but very interested. Who wouldn't be with those ads LOL? I've tried to call the number several times but no one picks up and no call back. Is this too good to be true?

Any suggestions on how to reach them? Thanks.

**Young Schmuck** · 07-08-22 02:03

Went to 819 again tonight. Had a good time with Nana for an hour. Fit312 was right, she does have some noticeable scarring on her breasts. Okay massage, decent BBBJ, decent FS. 240 when said and done. After we were finished we talked for a short bit and she told me I should stop going to parlors and find a girlfriend LOL. Apparently I'm still too young and handsome to be frequenting these kinds of establishments. Felt quite flattered leaving the place. Probably ought to take her advice and save myself the money.

**DMichaels69** · 07-07-22 19:30

For me the tip is always negotiated and agreed upon by both.

However for what hapenny got I think 80 was a good tip.

Originally Posted by GeneralObvious [View Original Post]

She's a gem. I've known her for years. She is fairly selective about L3 though, because she doesn't need money. She pays cash for things most guys wish they could finance. If she offers you L3 at some point, be prepared to spend what she asks. Does she have GPS? No, she just knows her value. She is best friends with Stephanie, the owner. West River is one of the best overall spas in the city.

**Fit312** · 07-07-22 19:18

Originally Posted by NewCleve [View Original Post]

Is River West Kelly same as SXL?

Nein nein nein!

**NewCleve** · 07-07-22 19:17

Originally Posted by Hapenny [View Original Post]

I made an appointment. I was late (parking in that neighborhood is really tough in early afternoon). I called. It was OK. 20 minutes late and somewhat rushed I was pleased to see a late 40's spinner with a svelte frame and a nice face. She asked if she had seen me before and I told her no but that I had noticed her on a prior visit. I said I couldn't remember the name of the girl I saw. She seemed to accept that.

I asked for nude L1 and we agreed on $.8. I stripped and tried to strip her too. She said no, wait, she would have to get a hot towel and then when she got back I could. After a light massage (my request) and lots of attention to the jewels she did leave and returned with the towel. I then stripped her without resistance. She is clean shaved and has nice A / B's with little sag. She has a nice shape and is quite petite. She let me massage her and spread her legs for me when I reached her pussy. No FIV but everything outside was OK.

I then got on the table and she got on top of me with those lips staring me in the face. Her lips are thin and really pliable (I found out she has a teenage daughter) so that would explain it. I dined happily while she lightly played with my cock. Why didn't I want her to suck me? I said not on the 1st date. Okay. She then gave me a nice slow hand job while I attended her ass and pussy. She had good technique pausing to play with my ass and balls. As I neared cumming she sped up until I unloaded gobs into her hand. She cleaned me up with the same towel. I hope they washed it.

As I was dressing she told me that they do have free parking in the back. Just as I was about to say something she added that the spaces were all taken. I did not see or hear any of our brethren while there.

Is River West Kelly same as SXL?