Massage Parlor Reports

[ChicagoGuySW]

Anyone visited the Red table girls lately (e. G. Portage park)? I went once maybe 1-2 years ago, saw a provider named Lia and paid way too much for what I got. Given how much talk there is about other places and mums the word here I'm assuming it's still trash but thought I'd ask since I live like a mile away.

https://us-chicago.bedpage.com/bodyr.../22455628.html

(They advertise everywhere though, so I'm sure you've seen them).

I have not visited but very interested. Who wouldn't be with those ads LOL? I've tried to call the number several times but no one picks up and no call back. Is this too good to be true?

Any suggestions on how to reach them? Thanks.

[Young Schmuck]

Went to 819 again tonight. Had a good time with Nana for an hour. Fit312 was right, she does have some noticeable scarring on her breasts. Okay massage, decent BBBJ, decent FS. 240 when said and done. After we were finished we talked for a short bit and she told me I should stop going to parlors and find a girlfriend LOL. Apparently I'm still too young and handsome to be frequenting these kinds of establishments. Felt quite flattered leaving the place. Probably ought to take her advice and save myself the money.

[DMichaels69]

For me the tip is always negotiated and agreed upon by both.

However for what hapenny got I think 80 was a good tip.

She's a gem. I've known her for years. She is fairly selective about L3 though, because she doesn't need money. She pays cash for things most guys wish they could finance. If she offers you L3 at some point, be prepared to spend what she asks. Does she have GPS? No, she just knows her value. She is best friends with Stephanie, the owner. West River is one of the best overall spas in the city.

[Fit312]

Is River West Kelly same as SXL?

Nein nein nein!

[NewCleve]

I made an appointment. I was late (parking in that neighborhood is really tough in early afternoon). I called. It was OK. 20 minutes late and somewhat rushed I was pleased to see a late 40's spinner with a svelte frame and a nice face. She asked if she had seen me before and I told her no but that I had noticed her on a prior visit. I said I couldn't remember the name of the girl I saw. She seemed to accept that.

I asked for nude L1 and we agreed on $.8. I stripped and tried to strip her too. She said no, wait, she would have to get a hot towel and then when she got back I could. After a light massage (my request) and lots of attention to the jewels she did leave and returned with the towel. I then stripped her without resistance. She is clean shaved and has nice A / B's with little sag. She has a nice shape and is quite petite. She let me massage her and spread her legs for me when I reached her pussy. No FIV but everything outside was OK.

I then got on the table and she got on top of me with those lips staring me in the face. Her lips are thin and really pliable (I found out she has a teenage daughter) so that would explain it. I dined happily while she lightly played with my cock. Why didn't I want her to suck me? I said not on the 1st date. Okay. She then gave me a nice slow hand job while I attended her ass and pussy. She had good technique pausing to play with my ass and balls. As I neared cumming she sped up until I unloaded gobs into her hand. She cleaned me up with the same towel. I hope they washed it.

As I was dressing she told me that they do have free parking in the back. Just as I was about to say something she added that the spaces were all taken. I did not see or hear any of our brethren while there.

Is River West Kelly same as SXL?

[Moss734]

Was feeling a little sore from the previous day squats and decided that was good as any to go get a massage. Didn't like my experience at Archer spa a few weeks ago so went down the street to Comfort. I visited this place about a month ago and saw Sally. Wasn't feeling like her and wanted to check out Yuyu. I see why she's so popular. 40's and very well kept. I arrived around noon and Sally answered the door. I asked for Yuyu but another one of you dudes had made an appointment for noon. Sally asked me to wait and I paused than saw her come out for a minute and said yes, I'll be back in 1:15. Her massage was great. Over 30 minutes really getting into it. Strong hands. She was so hospitable and my sore muscles relaxed that I didn't even bargain on the flip. Naked BBBJ and mutual body to body. Chatted for a few minutes afterwards and left happy. As I was leaving another one of you came in for a 2:30 appointment with Yuyu. I'll be seeing her again very soon.

[GeneralObvious]

I made an appointment. I was late (parking in that neighborhood is really tough in early afternoon). I called. It was OK. 20 minutes late and somewhat rushed I was pleased to see a late 40's spinner with a svelte frame and a nice face. She asked if she had seen me before and I told her no but that I had noticed her on a prior visit. I said I couldn't remember the name of the girl I saw. She seemed to accept that.

I asked for nude L1 and we agreed on $.8. I stripped and tried to strip her too. She said no, wait, she would have to get a hot towel and then when she got back I could. After a light massage (my request) and lots of attention to the jewels she did leave and returned with the towel. I then stripped her without resistance. She is clean shaved and has nice A / B's with little sag. She has a nice shape and is quite petite. She let me massage her and spread her legs for me when I reached her pussy. No FIV but everything outside was OK.

I then got on the table and she got on top of me with those lips staring me in the face. Her lips are thin and really pliable (I found out she has a teenage daughter) so that would explain it. I dined happily while she lightly played with my cock. Why didn't I want her to suck me? I said not on the 1st date. Okay. She then gave me a nice slow hand job while I attended her ass and pussy. She had good technique pausing to play with my ass and balls. As I neared cumming she sped up until I unloaded gobs into her hand. She cleaned me up with the same towel. I hope they washed it..

She's a gem. I've known her for years. She is fairly selective about L3 though, because she doesn't need money. She pays cash for things most guys wish they could finance. If she offers you L3 at some point, be prepared to spend what she asks. Does she have GPS? No, she just knows her value. She is best friends with Stephanie, the owner. West River is one of the best overall spas in the city.

[BigBaby777]

Visiting Chicago this weekend. What is BHC?. Any recommendations?

Thanks.

-BBC.

[Tkow70]

I have BBBJ in BHC always with no up charge. The girls always try to put cover, I just say no cover. And that is all.

Good to know. I was just there and saw a girl named Lucky for a nice fuck. Charged me $40 for BBBJ. Wanted more $ for daty. Told her no and did what I wanted. They've do have younger girls. She looked late 20's / early 30's. Great body, very nice natural C cups bordering D. First time I was there. Tried BBFS for big tip. No go. Not sure if I got lucky with looks. LOL. Thought I'd give it a try. I prefer agency girls for $350. When l was in NY for business before covid, most AMP girls would do anythig you want except greek and BBFS for $280 -. $320. Chicago AMPs suck.

[LoveBoydodo]

BBBJ at no upcharge? Is that always the case here or does it depend on the girl?

I have BBBJ in BHC always with no up charge. The girls always try to put cover, I just say no cover. And that is all.

[Hapenny]

I made an appointment. I was late (parking in that neighborhood is really tough in early afternoon). I called. It was OK. 20 minutes late and somewhat rushed I was pleased to see a late 40's spinner with a svelte frame and a nice face. She asked if she had seen me before and I told her no but that I had noticed her on a prior visit. I said I couldn't remember the name of the girl I saw. She seemed to accept that.

I asked for nude L1 and we agreed on $.8. I stripped and tried to strip her too. She said no, wait, she would have to get a hot towel and then when she got back I could. After a light massage (my request) and lots of attention to the jewels she did leave and returned with the towel. I then stripped her without resistance. She is clean shaved and has nice A / B's with little sag. She has a nice shape and is quite petite. She let me massage her and spread her legs for me when I reached her pussy. No FIV but everything outside was OK.

I then got on the table and she got on top of me with those lips staring me in the face. Her lips are thin and really pliable (I found out she has a teenage daughter) so that would explain it. I dined happily while she lightly played with my cock. Why didn't I want her to suck me? I said not on the 1st date. Okay. She then gave me a nice slow hand job while I attended her ass and pussy. She had good technique pausing to play with my ass and balls. As I neared cumming she sped up until I unloaded gobs into her hand. She cleaned me up with the same towel. I hope they washed it.

As I was dressing she told me that they do have free parking in the back. Just as I was about to say something she added that the spaces were all taken. I did not see or hear any of our brethren while there.

[ChiFitCoffee]

Does anyone know where she went or have her contact? She worked at Ozone around 2019. Thanks! Feel free to PM as well.

[DMichaels69]

BBBJ at no upcharge? Is that always the case here or does it depend on the girl?

Small con: Mama-san said in text that she knows Thai massage. She is Thai. But she does not know Thai massage.

Pros: Late 20, toned body. Ample boob (not good at telling size). Good ass, nice massage. TS was detailed with lot of washing of junior and butt crack. Massage was OK, but touch was enjoyable. Asked for BBBJ and received. Long, slow and sloppy BBBJ. After 5-7 minutes, cover went on and she rode in ACG. Fast and furious. Loved it. Another 7 mints and got in K9. Had tattoo on her back (waist). That and the round ass, toned skin. Banging from behind was amazing. Banged hard for 5-7 mints and erupted in hat. She cleaned me up and gave scalp massage the rest of the time.

Fun chat: While dressing, I asked about her return time what is her favorite city to go for work. She said Denver, because: 'Customer so strong. Fuck so hard. (imitated banging moves with her hip). " So Chicago lads need to eat their whets and bang hard in BHC. You guys have reputation issue. LOL.

As usual 60+140 for an hour fun.

[Satriani]

When during massage I try to reach utc I get a no sorry" as she pulls away. So when it comes time to tip and she thinks the amount is inadequate I pull away and say "no sorry" and mimic her actions.

[LoveBoydodo]

Small con: Mama-san said in text that she knows Thai massage. She is Thai. But she does not know Thai massage.

Pros: Late 20, toned body. Ample boob (not good at telling size). Good ass, nice massage. TS was detailed with lot of washing of junior and butt crack. Massage was OK, but touch was enjoyable. Asked for BBBJ and received. Long, slow and sloppy BBBJ. After 5-7 minutes, cover went on and she rode in ACG. Fast and furious. Loved it. Another 7 mints and got in K9. Had tattoo on her back (waist). That and the round ass, toned skin. Banging from behind was amazing. Banged hard for 5-7 mints and erupted in hat. She cleaned me up and gave scalp massage the rest of the time.

Fun chat: While dressing, I asked about her return time what is her favorite city to go for work. She said Denver, because: 'Customer so strong. Fuck so hard. (imitated banging moves with her hip). " So Chicago lads need to eat their whets and bang hard in BHC. You guys have reputation issue. LOL.

As usual 60+140 for an hour fun.