Escort Reports

[Flagrant]

Used to be that easy with craigslist LOL. In other news was driving back home after getting some groceries at walmart and saw a "homeless" lady asking for money but honestly was looking better than 9 out of 10 what I see on skip. So I asked what she needed the money for "bus ticket" for 100, said would do that for something in exchange. Then she got pissed and said why couldn't I just give it to her as a kind person. LOL makes me miss streetwalkers in Chicago. Cheaper and plentiful do anything to earn it.

Nothing boosts one's self esteem like being turned down by someone begging on the side of the street yo? LOL.

I remember trying with this lady over by Hy-Vee one night. I asked if she wanted to hang out. She said, "Come back around 8 pm. " And like an idiot, I did. She was long gone, of course.

[SandFourMan]

If only it were that easy!

Had a mid-30's fat chick as a UTR once. Not a bar girl or a pro. Took a bit of patience / grooming but once she got comfortable and DTF, we had good times together. She told me that younger guys had no interest in her, even for hookups. Gave her a couch that the Old Lady wanted gone. We got it into her living room and promptly initiated it, then moved upstairs to the bedroom. Damn, that girl was a good fuck! She ended up dying from a mix-up of prescription meds.

Used to be that easy with craigslist LOL. In other news was driving back home after getting some groceries at walmart and saw a "homeless" lady asking for money but honestly was looking better than 9 out of 10 what I see on skip. So I asked what she needed the money for "bus ticket" for 100, said would do that for something in exchange. Then she got pissed and said why couldn't I just give it to her as a kind person. LOL makes me miss streetwalkers in Chicago. Cheaper and plentiful do anything to earn it.

[MadisonMonger]

How can you write that much and not use one period? I couldn't even read your statement because it was so difficult to read.

Dude, that's Buggsy. I love his posts.

[DieselMike]

I see sometimes yall saying you don't see big girls cause you can find them desperate at bars so shit let me know where them bars at. No good bbw providers anymore. Rather just buy their tab and get some head or if you have an utr let me know!

If only it were that easy!

Had a mid-30's fat chick as a UTR once. Not a bar girl or a pro. Took a bit of patience / grooming but once she got comfortable and DTF, we had good times together. She told me that younger guys had no interest in her, even for hookups. Gave her a couch that the Old Lady wanted gone. We got it into her living room and promptly initiated it, then moved upstairs to the bedroom. Damn, that girl was a good fuck! She ended up dying from a mix-up of prescription meds.

[WiDaddy]

How can you write that much and not use one period? I couldn't even read your statement because it was so difficult to read.

Gents. Be kind. I'm pretty sure English is not his first language.

[Buggsy52]

Private residence on East Wash. There was an empty parking lot across the street, so I had full view of that range of addresses. I saw enough to make me feel confident I'd have walked into a ripoff.

Sounds pretty bad like some punk stuff if whole car load guys, usually if a guy around, at least in where I go an experience, white an look like worthless bum jail type an real ahole type, ya definitely something think About, car load punks come and beat you bad, I heard of one I know of but never see, an her girl friends not to many years ago, she really cute, rip-offs an robbery, some black guys beat up old guy an put hospital, I see guy post about some pet dogs he had on BP, they took them from him in outcall an kidnap an made or try make him pay ransom, real low stuff like that, I can think lots stuff I heard or experience before an many ways rip guys off, I met one along time ago that threaten call cops on me an was in newspaper that she call cops an say was raped an rob, I remember her say after she got cash, you ever had the police call you before? Stuff like that scary.

[Varanus]

How can you write that much and not use one period? I couldn't even read your statement because it was so difficult to read.

Maybe he's a fan of William Faulkner.

[Sanctimonious6]

It was a fun challenge to try to discern what he was saying. I think the gist of it is that he's had bad experiences.

Punctuation is for elitists.

[Flagrant]

How can you write that much and not use one period? I couldn't even read your statement because it was so difficult to read.

It was a fun challenge to try to discern what he was saying. I think the gist of it is that he's had bad experiences.

[Flagrant]

Definitely sounds suspicious as fuc, I thought on phone that to good to be true, was this a motel parklot? Where if motel?

Private residence on East Wash. There was an empty parking lot across the street, so I had full view of that range of addresses. I saw enough to make me feel confident I'd have walked into a ripoff.

[Cherokee70]

I have not went to private residence in long time, have not see skip girl since Jan an very little of skip American girls in last yr an half, I could count it on a hand an half, not much, mostly just AMP, when was into skip a little more an BP, I have but only if know them quite well an after repeat times, motels maybe sometimes when was into it, but only if thought that fairly ok safe chance, there some pretty crappy motels around where they can pull same kind ripoff stints as house, it happen me just one to many times, it can happen car visit, most all trouble I had was girls on B's, no show, no answer, get ghost, am more so that an extreme high prices with very extra low quality here, why I don't, but get ripoff has happen an guy involved has happen but not as much as ripoff, in house I seen one back 7 years ago, first time in apt an very nice but she had bad tep an found out more her later, next time in shady house I stupid enough go into, she get donation an go other room, guy come out an you leave fast with nothing, this pull on me twice, so if meet one, maybe motel or car visit an so paranoid, show them cash an pay after or park so very hard for them ripoff an refuse give ride until service, I remember a number years back, car visit with one I see inside few times, got cash an dash out door, in country in wood area, with jacket on in early spring weather, didn't see her an left, I heard from friend hers, gf pic her up an went drug house an brag an laugh how rip me off, I believe this ray Ray is old Kendra from 3 yrs ago I met once.

How can you write that much and not use one period? I couldn't even read your statement because it was so difficult to read.

[SandFourMan]

I see sometimes yall saying you don't see big girls cause you can find them desperate at bars so shit let me know where them bars at. No good bbw providers anymore. Rather just buy their tab and get some head or if you have an utr let me know!

[Buggsy52]

She told me it was a private residence but I didn't follow through so I'm not sure what was up. Maybe some day when I'm bored ill set up a fake date and do what Flagrant did.

I have not went to private residence in long time, have not see skip girl since Jan an very little of skip American girls in last yr an half, I could count it on a hand an half, not much, mostly just AMP, when was into skip a little more an BP, I have but only if know them quite well an after repeat times, motels maybe sometimes when was into it, but only if thought that fairly ok safe chance, there some pretty crappy motels around where they can pull same kind ripoff stints as house, it happen me just one to many times, it can happen car visit, most all trouble I had was girls on B's, no show, no answer, get ghost, am more so that an extreme high prices with very extra low quality here, why I don't, but get ripoff has happen an guy involved has happen but not as much as ripoff, in house I seen one back 7 years ago, first time in apt an very nice but she had bad tep an found out more her later, next time in shady house I stupid enough go into, she get donation an go other room, guy come out an you leave fast with nothing, this pull on me twice, so if meet one, maybe motel or car visit an so paranoid, show them cash an pay after or park so very hard for them ripoff an refuse give ride until service, I remember a number years back, car visit with one I see inside few times, got cash an dash out door, in country in wood area, with jacket on in early spring weather, didn't see her an left, I heard from friend hers, gf pic her up an went drug house an brag an laugh how rip me off, I believe this ray Ray is old Kendra from 3 yrs ago I met once.

[NutsyNut]

Definitely sounds suspicious as fuc, I thought on phone that to good to be true, was this a motel parklot? Where if motel?

She told me it was a private residence but I didn't follow through so I'm not sure what was up. Maybe some day when I'm bored ill set up a fake date and do what Flagrant did.

[Buggsy52]

If she actually looks like that and delivers, imagine how busy she'd be. This is the same girl who sent me to the wrong address. Twice now. LOL. I got there before she did and staked the place out from a safe distance with full visibility. A carful of guys showed up around the time we were supposed to meet. I'm pretty convinced this is a ripoff. They lure people in, take your money, and hustle you out. That's my guess. I'd love to hear I'm wrong, but I'm done trying with "her".

Definitely sounds suspicious as fuc, I thought on phone that to good to be true, was this a motel parklot? Where if motel?