Massage Parlor Reports

[ChungoLungo]

Will be in the area for work soon and planning a visit to harmony. Will they let you see girls available? Anyone have a ballpark on how much tip for a Russian finish there? Not really interested in L2 or L3.

[Wenger]

On my way to Ohare tomorrow and have an ATF elsewhere where the mamasan always gropes me when I enter and all MTs were hot but I'm always in the mood for a new experience high. Any advice I saw Ela is a 10.

My experience there is that it's an assembly line but you'll get what you want. Of course YMMV so maybe it was just a connection issue with me.

[OldSchoolGuy73]

On my way to Ohare tomorrow and have an ATF elsewhere where the mamasan always gropes me when I enter and all MTs were hot but I'm always in the mood for a new experience high. Any advice I saw Ela is a 10.

[Eddinger]

LOL. Wait!! What? Unbelievable!

I mean. Of course theyre only in it for the money. Just like I'm only visiting them to fuck them and not because I want to know them or date them. Thats kind of what's awesome about the whole thing.

Harmony: Ladies are only in it for the money Saw this post and decided to check it out for myself yesterday. Ordered / got and hour. 80. With a young looking lady Elle. I say looking because up close you can see all the the aging wrinkles. Left. 160 on the table so she can see it. Everything was going good started with a nice teasing massage and then L1-2 for 5 minutes. L3 starts she was playing nice cow / mission / spoon and then around 10-15 minute mark she quickly got up and quit on me. Said I was taking to long and finished me with L1. And kicked me out around the 30 minute mark.

[DMichaels69]

The only thing you can do is never give them anymore business. I hope you modified your tip before she got a hold of it and got some of the house money back.

Saw this post and decided to check it out for myself yesterday. Ordered / got and hour. 80. With a young looking lady Elle. I say looking because up close you can see all the the aging wrinkles. Left. 160 on the table so she can see it. Everything was going good started with a nice teasing massage and then L1-2 for 5 minutes. L3 starts she was playing nice cow / mission / spoon and then around 10-15 minute mark she quickly got up and quit on me. Said I was taking to long and finished me with L1. And kicked me out around the 30 minute mark.

[YuhColoy]

Saw this post and decided to check it out for myself yesterday. Ordered / got and hour. 80. With a young looking lady Elle. I say looking because up close you can see all the the aging wrinkles. Left. 160 on the table so she can see it. Everything was going good started with a nice teasing massage and then L1-2 for 5 minutes. L3 starts she was playing nice cow / mission / spoon and then around 10-15 minute mark she quickly got up and quit on me. Said I was taking to long and finished me with L1. And kicked me out around the 30 minute mark.

For those not familiar with Harmony, they are tucked away in a mall, next door to a greek take out place. The spa itself appears clean with sliding doors to each room. My masseuse, in her mid twenties, was going by the name of amber, and was slim but somewhat tall for an asian, about 5 ft 9. 80.00 door fee, with a tip of 180.00 gets you a table shower, average massage, and L3 all covered. Overall pretty expensive, but worth it due to the age of the masseuse, especially if your use to seeing 50 yr olds behind the doors.

[HappyRob]

Was that msog.

HJ in shower. HJ in sauna, massage and fucked in room.

[Eddinger]

So you got L1 (HJ) while in the shower, then round two later in the room? Please clarify.

HJ in shower. HJ in sauna, massage and fucked in room.

[FnlvnGuy]

Anyone know before I make the hike up from Waukegan? Have gotten turned down at exercise and sunny at mt for being 20 LOL and don't want to go all the way to the city.

That is a hard question. If you have are looking very young they may check your I'd but is not a common practice for a spa to check an I'd. I know youngsters who grow beard and / or mustache to look older and it helps.

[Member #6178]

Anyone know before I make the hike up from Waukegan? Have gotten turned down at exercise and sunny at mt for being 20 LOL and don't want to go all the way to the city.

[Squat]

My masseuse, in her mid twenties, was going by the name of amber, and was slim but somewhat tall for an asian, about 5 ft 9. 80.00 door fee, with a tip of 180.00 gets you a table shower, average massage, and L3 all covered

I hate to break your balls, but Amber is in her 40's, NOT no 20's. In fact, you will NOT find any MT's at these KMP's that are in their 20's.

[Industrial]

This place is fantastic right now and the best in the area. 80+180 gets a nice shower clean and HJ, sauna, and wonderful session in room with super hot women. Had Apple (7/10 in looks) and Ela (9/10) in the past few weeks. Both good bodies. Ela is a dream though. Super skinny. Amazing waist, perfect fake tits.

So you got L1 (HJ) while in the shower, then round two later in the room? Please clarify.

[Walker333]

For those not familiar with Harmony, they are tucked away in a mall, next door to a greek take out place. The spa itself appears clean with sliding doors to each room. My masseuse, in her mid twenties, was going by the name of amber, and was slim but somewhat tall for an asian, about 5 ft 9. 80.00 door fee, with a tip of 180.00 gets you a table shower, average massage, and L3 all covered. Overall pretty expensive, but worth it due to the age of the masseuse, especially if your use to seeing 50 yr olds behind the doors.

I had had an identical experience a few times early this spring, with a decent looking, mid-thirties, provider, although I paid $140. Her name was Bobo or Popo. The session lasted about 45 min. I guess they didn't offer a full hour. It was ok, but nothing special service.

[Lurking]

For those not familiar with Harmony, they are tucked away in a mall, next door to a greek take out place. The spa itself appears clean with sliding doors to each room. My masseuse, in her mid twenties, was going by the name of amber, and was slim but somewhat tall for an asian, about 5 ft 9. 80.00 door fee, with a tip of 180.00 gets you a table shower, average massage, and L3 all covered. Overall pretty expensive, but worth it due to the age of the masseuse, especially if your use to seeing 50 yr olds behind the doors.

[Walker333]

This place is fantastic right now and the best in the area. 80+180 gets a nice shower clean and HJ, sauna, and wonderful session in room with super hot women. Had Apple (7/10 in looks) and Ela (9/10) in the past few weeks. Both good bodies. Ela is a dream though. Super skinny. Amazing waist, perfect fake tits.

180 for L1. Am I reading it correctly?