Massage Parlor Reports

[Hollywood55]

Maybe PM her. She's on the boards. Just posted a few posts back. Hollywood55..

Thank you G2.

[Benz1]

Scheduled a mutual massage with Ashley today.

Picked up Sweetlands milk chocolate cashew bark on my way, to make sure it's a great day.

Ashley's friend Alley (young, cute with D cups, very nice responsive nipples and a tattooed stripper body) was available, invited in on the first half for my massage.

Both girls simultaneously rubbed my calf's with long smooth strokes. Both moving to the thighs at the same time. Well trained ladies. I was definitely reaping the rewards of my prior training sessions with them.

On the flip, Ashley gets on the table slides her lubed glove on, starts expertly rubbing my prostate,(without me asking for it) matching the rhythm and strokes on my cock. Not too many providers can do it right, I've met very few that are willing to learn.

I could tell Alley was contributing, I wasn't sure which girl was doing what, while my eyes were closed. I got everything I needed. I finished by giving Ashley her massage, I found it difficult to get started after all my fun. Ashley was a wet rag when we were done, my body was still humming all the way home. (Whew).

I have Ashley digits for anyone that wants an expert prostate massage to improve on Men's Health.

https://www.bensnaturalhealth.com/bl...state-massage/

[Gene2]

Anyone know if she's unavailable until after the long weekend? Looks like her ad's been pulled down. Was hoping to schedule either tomorrow or Friday.

Maybe PM her. She's on the boards. Just posted a few posts back. Hollywood55.

G2.

[LandRover20]

Anyone know if she's unavailable until after the long weekend? Looks like her ad's been pulled down. Was hoping to schedule either tomorrow or Friday.

[HollanDays]

Had a wonderful massage with Sarah yesterday. I am new to these types of services and was up front with her about that. She made me feel incredibly comfortable and didn't have any problems with the 'noob' questions I was asking along the way. She is already pretty well reviewed the past year in this thread, but I will add she is an MT provider, as I had not seen that mentioned yet. I had a very intimate nuru massage with her that I would recommend to anyone. Very easy to chat with and I did not feel rushed or pushed out the door. Thanks Sarah!

https://tryst.link/massage/sjp

[LoveSloppyLast]

Saw Lina at Wonder two weeks ago. ...

I texted her and received a response. I asked one question and she just about ripped my head off. Not only will I avoid **her** but also will never go back to see Linda, a decent massage therapist and a good person at HEs.

[DorianGray907]

Has anyone seen this provider? She advertised on the massage side of STG and it seems like a massage ad. But one of the first things she says in the ad is that she offers Greek. Then she says she offers Nuru (which is a type of massage). Then she says she offers topless GFE. What? GFE generally means more than topless and more than massage, right? It seems like she's mixing some "escort" terms with some "massage" terms. Or maybe I'm confused (I am a lot about a lot of things these days!) Does Greek mean something different in when it comes to massages or does Greek mean Greek? I Googled "Greek massage" and according to Urban Dictionary, it's where a masseuse spits on your back (or they listed something called a "Greek foot massage" where the masseuse sticks her thumb up your ass). Anybody seen her or have any insight into what she means? Thanks.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...t/607700246422

You can dm me for why but if you go back in my post to the one that I almost left the hobby she was the one in question. AVOID.

[HarryHood]

Thanks for adding to the chorus. In this time of unknown providers, and upsell, Lauren is a shining beacon of a great experience at a bargain cost. I feel the same way as you articulated.

G2.

I've recently joined the Lauren fan club too. I don't think I can add anything new. She's gorgeous, great body. Nice personality too, not awkward at all.

She's exactly my type. I suspect she's everybody's type, haha.

She's generous, and was focused and seemed into our time together.

I hope to see her again.

[Gene2]

Has anyone seen this provider? She advertised on the massage side of STG and it seems like a massage ad. But one of the first things she says in the ad is that she offers Greek. Then she says she offers Nuru (which is a type of massage). Then she says she offers topless GFE. What? GFE generally means more than topless and more than massage, right? It seems like she's mixing some "escort" terms with some "massage" terms. Or maybe I'm confused (I am a lot about a lot of things these days!) Does Greek mean something different in when it comes to massages or does Greek mean Greek? I Googled "Greek massage" and according to Urban Dictionary, it's where a masseuse spits on your back (or they listed something called a "Greek foot massage" where the masseuse sticks her thumb up your ass). Anybody seen her or have any insight into what she means? Thanks.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...t/607700246422

Hey. To me it says. Stay away. Loud and clear. Or be prepared to be disappointed. And lots of upsell.

But that's just my opinion.

G2.

[RaulJulia]

Has anyone seen this provider? She advertised on the massage side of STG and it seems like a massage ad. But one of the first things she says in the ad is that she offers Greek. Then she says she offers Nuru (which is a type of massage). Then she says she offers topless GFE. What? GFE generally means more than topless and more than massage, right? It seems like she's mixing some "escort" terms with some "massage" terms. Or maybe I'm confused (I am a lot about a lot of things these days!) Does Greek mean something different in when it comes to massages or does Greek mean Greek? I Googled "Greek massage" and according to Urban Dictionary, it's where a masseuse spits on your back (or they listed something called a "Greek foot massage" where the masseuse sticks her thumb up your ass). Anybody seen her or have any insight into what she means? Thanks.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...t/607700246422

[Mystry12]

Saw Lina at Wonder two weeks ago. Reasonably attractive Latina. Wears a corset to I suspect a belly. Wouldn't remove it either (strike one). Bit of odor down yonder so skipped DATY (strike 2). She was very transactional (strike 3).

She was nicely tight but at 180 (60 house plus 120) will not repeat. Hunters Angels are similar pricing (bit more) but far better in all regards.


https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...o/906692659638

Well this sums up my experience exactly. Will not repeat. Ever. If anyone does visit. Make sure to only go for the 30 minute. Because her goal is to have you out in 15.

[Member #6481]

This one was a big mistake. Called two different days. Says she taking appointments at her house not Royal (near Lee HS). Not a fan of that but proceeded on the second time.

House is a pig sty. That is always a huge turn off for me and why I prefer salons. She's very big. Much bigger than photos show. She was stoned or high. Was going for full session but stopped at BJ. I wanted out. Took every shred of closed eyes imagination and made it to the finish line.

Waste of 120.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/645420830341

[Member #6481]

Saw Lina at Wonder two weeks ago. Reasonably attractive Latina. Wears a corset to I suspect a belly. Wouldn't remove it either (strike one). Bit of odor down yonder so skipped DATY (strike 2). She was very transactional (strike 3).

She was nicely tight but at 180 (60 house plus 120) will not repeat. Hunters Angels are similar pricing (bit more) but far better in all regards.


https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...o/906692659638

[Raiokami]

After reading about Joy at TuiNa massage, I decided I'd go and check it out. I've gone three times now. (I should probably post more). My first time was very pleasant, I went for an hour (. 6) and feel like I got my times worth. Joy was very playful and after a few brushes, things went as I expected. She was very sweet to me and complimented my body while she rubbed me down. It was a joyful experience to say the least. The second time was more fun than the first, but the third time I asked for an hour, and only got 30 minutes (Joy said that the boss overbooked on accident and she had another client waiting in another room). She did what she could and actually refunded me a little money too, to make up the difference. After everything was all said and done the damage was ($.4). A little more than I'd hope, but that's okay, I enjoy her energy and she always seems very thankful afterward. I'd much rather spend my money and time here than other places where I don't get the same type of energy and positivity.

[Gene2]

Generally, if I feel like I can add something new to the discussion, I'll post a review. But if a provider already has glowing reviews and my experience is the same, then I don't see a point in simply repeating what others have said. But I had an experience that I feel is worth sharing if only to reaffirm what others have said. I recently saw Lauren (the Lauren that works with Hunter, Cassidy James, and now, I guess, Phoenix). This was my first time seeing her or any of the ladies at this establishment. And all I can say is Wow! I'm not sure what I was expecting, but it exceeded my expectations. I left there thinking to myself, "Why have I been going anywhere else? So, add me as a fan of Lauren. Plan to repeat.

Thanks for adding to the chorus. In this time of unknown providers, and upsell, Lauren is a shining beacon of a great experience at a bargain cost. I feel the same way as you articulated.

G2.