Massage Parlor Reports

[LoveSloppyLast]

Saw Lina at Wonder two weeks ago. ...

I texted her and received a response. I asked one question and she just about ripped my head off. Not only will I avoid **her** but also will never go back to see Linda, a decent massage therapist and a good person at HEs.

[DorianGray907]

Has anyone seen this provider? She advertised on the massage side of STG and it seems like a massage ad. But one of the first things she says in the ad is that she offers Greek. Then she says she offers Nuru (which is a type of massage). Then she says she offers topless GFE. What? GFE generally means more than topless and more than massage, right? It seems like she's mixing some "escort" terms with some "massage" terms. Or maybe I'm confused (I am a lot about a lot of things these days!) Does Greek mean something different in when it comes to massages or does Greek mean Greek? I Googled "Greek massage" and according to Urban Dictionary, it's where a masseuse spits on your back (or they listed something called a "Greek foot massage" where the masseuse sticks her thumb up your ass). Anybody seen her or have any insight into what she means? Thanks.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...t/607700246422

You can dm me for why but if you go back in my post to the one that I almost left the hobby she was the one in question. AVOID.

[HarryHood]

Thanks for adding to the chorus. In this time of unknown providers, and upsell, Lauren is a shining beacon of a great experience at a bargain cost. I feel the same way as you articulated.

G2.

I've recently joined the Lauren fan club too. I don't think I can add anything new. She's gorgeous, great body. Nice personality too, not awkward at all.

She's exactly my type. I suspect she's everybody's type, haha.

She's generous, and was focused and seemed into our time together.

I hope to see her again.

[Gene2]

Has anyone seen this provider? She advertised on the massage side of STG and it seems like a massage ad. But one of the first things she says in the ad is that she offers Greek. Then she says she offers Nuru (which is a type of massage). Then she says she offers topless GFE. What? GFE generally means more than topless and more than massage, right? It seems like she's mixing some "escort" terms with some "massage" terms. Or maybe I'm confused (I am a lot about a lot of things these days!) Does Greek mean something different in when it comes to massages or does Greek mean Greek? I Googled "Greek massage" and according to Urban Dictionary, it's where a masseuse spits on your back (or they listed something called a "Greek foot massage" where the masseuse sticks her thumb up your ass). Anybody seen her or have any insight into what she means? Thanks.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...t/607700246422

Hey. To me it says. Stay away. Loud and clear. Or be prepared to be disappointed. And lots of upsell.

But that's just my opinion.

G2.

[RaulJulia]

Has anyone seen this provider? She advertised on the massage side of STG and it seems like a massage ad. But one of the first things she says in the ad is that she offers Greek. Then she says she offers Nuru (which is a type of massage). Then she says she offers topless GFE. What? GFE generally means more than topless and more than massage, right? It seems like she's mixing some "escort" terms with some "massage" terms. Or maybe I'm confused (I am a lot about a lot of things these days!) Does Greek mean something different in when it comes to massages or does Greek mean Greek? I Googled "Greek massage" and according to Urban Dictionary, it's where a masseuse spits on your back (or they listed something called a "Greek foot massage" where the masseuse sticks her thumb up your ass). Anybody seen her or have any insight into what she means? Thanks.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...t/607700246422

[Mystry12]

Saw Lina at Wonder two weeks ago. Reasonably attractive Latina. Wears a corset to I suspect a belly. Wouldn't remove it either (strike one). Bit of odor down yonder so skipped DATY (strike 2). She was very transactional (strike 3).

She was nicely tight but at 180 (60 house plus 120) will not repeat. Hunters Angels are similar pricing (bit more) but far better in all regards.


https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...o/906692659638

Well this sums up my experience exactly. Will not repeat. Ever. If anyone does visit. Make sure to only go for the 30 minute. Because her goal is to have you out in 15.

[Member #6481]

This one was a big mistake. Called two different days. Says she taking appointments at her house not Royal (near Lee HS). Not a fan of that but proceeded on the second time.

House is a pig sty. That is always a huge turn off for me and why I prefer salons. She's very big. Much bigger than photos show. She was stoned or high. Was going for full session but stopped at BJ. I wanted out. Took every shred of closed eyes imagination and made it to the finish line.

Waste of 120.

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...e/645420830341

[Member #6481]

Saw Lina at Wonder two weeks ago. Reasonably attractive Latina. Wears a corset to I suspect a belly. Wouldn't remove it either (strike one). Bit of odor down yonder so skipped DATY (strike 2). She was very transactional (strike 3).

She was nicely tight but at 180 (60 house plus 120) will not repeat. Hunters Angels are similar pricing (bit more) but far better in all regards.


https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...o/906692659638

[Raiokami]

After reading about Joy at TuiNa massage, I decided I'd go and check it out. I've gone three times now. (I should probably post more). My first time was very pleasant, I went for an hour (. 6) and feel like I got my times worth. Joy was very playful and after a few brushes, things went as I expected. She was very sweet to me and complimented my body while she rubbed me down. It was a joyful experience to say the least. The second time was more fun than the first, but the third time I asked for an hour, and only got 30 minutes (Joy said that the boss overbooked on accident and she had another client waiting in another room). She did what she could and actually refunded me a little money too, to make up the difference. After everything was all said and done the damage was ($.4). A little more than I'd hope, but that's okay, I enjoy her energy and she always seems very thankful afterward. I'd much rather spend my money and time here than other places where I don't get the same type of energy and positivity.

[Gene2]

Generally, if I feel like I can add something new to the discussion, I'll post a review. But if a provider already has glowing reviews and my experience is the same, then I don't see a point in simply repeating what others have said. But I had an experience that I feel is worth sharing if only to reaffirm what others have said. I recently saw Lauren (the Lauren that works with Hunter, Cassidy James, and now, I guess, Phoenix). This was my first time seeing her or any of the ladies at this establishment. And all I can say is Wow! I'm not sure what I was expecting, but it exceeded my expectations. I left there thinking to myself, "Why have I been going anywhere else? So, add me as a fan of Lauren. Plan to repeat.

Thanks for adding to the chorus. In this time of unknown providers, and upsell, Lauren is a shining beacon of a great experience at a bargain cost. I feel the same way as you articulated.

G2.

[RaulJulia]

Generally, if I feel like I can add something new to the discussion, I'll post a review. But if a provider already has glowing reviews and my experience is the same, then I don't see a point in simply repeating what others have said. But I had an experience that I feel is worth sharing if only to reaffirm what others have said. I recently saw Lauren (the Lauren that works with Hunter, Cassidy James, and now, I guess, Phoenix). This was my first time seeing her or any of the ladies at this establishment. And all I can say is Wow! I'm not sure what I was expecting, but it exceeded my expectations. I left there thinking to myself, "Why have I been going anywhere else? So, add me as a fan of Lauren. Plan to repeat.

[Hollywood55]

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...n/923473157728

First report in some time. Been laying low for a bit, but dabble occasionally. Started seeing Milan when she was still training at Serenity, and had an awesome duo with her and Hayley for the first meet and greet!! Since then, she has been my go to. She's intelligent, has great conversation, and in my opinion. Is sexy as hell. Very nice little body, great ass and very nice tits. She gives a nice, full body massage and works what you need her to. On the flip, she just does it for me. No jackhammering, or being overly aggressive. Just lots of super sexy eye contact and talk. Never any mention of a tip, any bitchy demands, or attitude. She is always sweet, professional, and accommodating. The room is always clean, and is the perfect balance or low light and music. $180 seems to be the going rate for this quality of experience at the moment, and I usually leave extra for my appreciation of her company. If you haven't been, take the time, she's always consistent and makes you feel like a million bucks.

HeadShot,

Thank you so very much for the review!

Love Milan.

[Hollywood55]

I don't live in Grand Rapids, but I get down there a few times a year, so I don't post here often. I had seen Milan previously, so I decided to go with a sure thing. I made the appointment a week in advance. I made two quick texts just reconfirming our appointment and Milan always responded quickly. I arrived, and they knew I was coming, so the receptionist immediately brought me to a room to get ready.

The first time I saw Milan, I was her first customer, and she had little training, so the first massage was nothing special, except for the ending, which she handled expertly. In the intervening months Milan has been taking massage classes. This time when she came in, she asked how I wanted the massage, and the asked if there were any areas of my body she should concentrate on. I am recuperating from a major back surgery so I had some definite issues. She proceeded with the massage, and it was one of the best I have ever had. I mean one of the best CMT massages I have ever had! On the flip, she finished the massage working on my legs, before she moved on to more interesting areas. It was warm in the room, so Milan took off some clothes while I was face down. As far as I am concerned she has the perfect body, slim, toned, with small perky boobs, so after the flip I enjoyed watching her work.

BusterTc,

Wow! Thank you so much for my review! I really appreciate that you have noticed my improvements and recognized them.

[HeadShot]

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...n/923473157728

First report in some time. Been laying low for a bit, but dabble occasionally. Started seeing Milan when she was still training at Serenity, and had an awesome duo with her and Hayley for the first meet and greet!! Since then, she has been my go to. She's intelligent, has great conversation, and in my opinion. Is sexy as hell. Very nice little body, great ass and very nice tits. She gives a nice, full body massage and works what you need her to. On the flip, she just does it for me. No jackhammering, or being overly aggressive. Just lots of super sexy eye contact and talk. Never any mention of a tip, any bitchy demands, or attitude. She is always sweet, professional, and accommodating. The room is always clean, and is the perfect balance or low light and music. $180 seems to be the going rate for this quality of experience at the moment, and I usually leave extra for my appreciation of her company. If you haven't been, take the time, she's always consistent and makes you feel like a million bucks.

[HangLow3]

https://grand-rapids.skipthegames.co...y/647690784433

Hey y'all. This girl cute Spanish lady with good massage and extras. Not girl in photo, but irl is cuter and thinner. In private local near BWBU used to be on 44th. I enjoy this Cassidy. I am the walrus.