Massage Parlor Reports

[LC310]

Thats why I love asian women, cleanest creatures ever.

Every Korean I have dated takes a shower in the morning and one at night before bed. If the current GF is in the house, the washer and dryer are running. She has the linens and towels in the washer 5 minutes after we get out of bed every day, unless we are traveling somewhere for the weekend or a vacation, and put in the dryer as she leaves for work. Anything used in the kitchen is cleaned either immediately after use or after eating. Hardwood floors are dusted nearly daily as soon as he gets home. Bathroom and Kitchen get weekly power cleanings. They are fucking cleaning machines!

[BigBoDonk]

This is true in many countries. In fact, even here in OC if you go to some public parks you may need to BYO-TP. I have been to China, Japan, Taiwan myself, and lived with Asian women. And many Chinese women. Here in the US. Will not sit on the toilet. I first noticed this when my petite Chinese companion seemed to sound like a race horse taking a piss. It turns out they position that sweet booty over the toilet. Perhaps avoiding contact with pathogens. If you are up at high altitude dropping your load like a B52 over Haiphong harbor, its going to be loud. So if we are going to AMP's and want to have the whole Asian experience, just don't sit down on the toilet. When in Rome, do as the Romans do. Just make sure you dam-busting run on Schweinfurt stays in the bowl and does not skip or miss.

Hopefully this topic needs no further discussion. Lets respect the girls, the establishments, and our fellow mongers.

Thats why I love asian women, cleanest creatures ever.

[LC310]

She's not Vietnamese? She told me she was Thai or was it Cambodian, I forgot. She does haggle you for more money "give me more money you too rough on my pussy".

She said there's a young half Chinese half Latina girl that works there Monday to Wednesday. Have anyone seen this chick? What's her menu?

She may be Cambodian, but I remember her saying she was Vietnamese. Doesn't really matter because both nationalities have a similar beg / nag / act mad / pout negotiation style. Basically, you give her another 10 bucks from the negotiated price to get out of the place.

Never saw any of the other girls there. It was always empty with someone supposedly available to massage me after the wax / shave.

[NathanCross]

I have seen Susan at Adorable Skin 2 or 3 times for a wax / shave job on my ass crack and junk with a topless jackhammer HJ to try to get you off as soon as possible to finish. She's all about the money, but does a good job with the manscaping. She is Vietnamese and a hustler to get you to see one of her other girls for a massage, upgrade to massage, etc, etc, etc. We agree on 120 for a wax and HJ, but when you are dressed and ready to leave she begs for more money like a street hooker. She's in her 40's or early 50's with fake tits and fit for her age. She is goofy and hard to understand with all the hustle talk, fake laughing, hollow compliments, and general nonsense she goes on about. Read that more is on offer, but I'm really only there for the manscaping. Much better places to go for sex.

Adorable Skin.

12535 Harbor Blvd Suite J, Garden Grove, CA 92840.

714-643-9292.

She's not Vietnamese? She told me she was Thai or was it Cambodian, I forgot. She does haggle you for more money "give me more money you too rough on my pussy".

She said there's a young half Chinese half Latina girl that works there Monday to Wednesday. Have anyone seen this chick? What's her menu?

[LC310]

Looking for a recommendation for a place to get waxed. Thank you.

I have seen Susan at Adorable Skin 2 or 3 times for a wax / shave job on my ass crack and junk with a topless jackhammer HJ to try to get you off as soon as possible to finish. She's all about the money, but does a good job with the manscaping. She is Vietnamese and a hustler to get you to see one of her other girls for a massage, upgrade to massage, etc, etc, etc. We agree on 120 for a wax and HJ, but when you are dressed and ready to leave she begs for more money like a street hooker. She's in her 40's or early 50's with fake tits and fit for her age. She is goofy and hard to understand with all the hustle talk, fake laughing, hollow compliments, and general nonsense she goes on about. Read that more is on offer, but I'm really only there for the manscaping. Much better places to go for sex.

Adorable Skin.

12535 Harbor Blvd Suite J, Garden Grove, CA 92840.

714-643-9292.

[WowU812]

Looking for a recommendation for a place to get waxed. Thank you.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

I've been to China many, many times. I would say that less than 1% of public toilets have TP. So I wouldn't be surprised that SH had no TP. It's standard practice in China to carry your own, usually in the form of a small packet of tissues that easily fits in your pocket.

This is true in many countries. In fact, even here in OC if you go to some public parks you may need to BYO-TP. I have been to China, Japan, Taiwan myself, and lived with Asian women. And many Chinese women. Here in the US. Will not sit on the toilet. I first noticed this when my petite Chinese companion seemed to sound like a race horse taking a piss. It turns out they position that sweet booty over the toilet. Perhaps avoiding contact with pathogens. If you are up at high altitude dropping your load like a B52 over Haiphong harbor, its going to be loud. So if we are going to AMP's and want to have the whole Asian experience, just don't sit down on the toilet. When in Rome, do as the Romans do. Just make sure you dam-busting run on Schweinfurt stays in the bowl and does not skip or miss.

Hopefully this topic needs no further discussion. Lets respect the girls, the establishments, and our fellow mongers.

[Courious G]

Sounds great. Can you tell us how you do it. You drop your drawers and put your ass over the sink for a poor man's power wash, then touch your toes and put the hot hair nozzle up your butt crack? Sounds like an extra thrill at no extra charge. I think you are onto something!

Regarding the girls, are you saying you have gone through all of them one by one. Do they refuse service a 2nd time, after they are served a moon pie with fresh chocolate pudding? It kinda makes sense that if a restaurant would refuse service for no shirt or no shoes, then smelling like "Eau du Dogshit" would be more than ample reason to refuse service. These girls work hard for the money, but its interesting that you may have found the limit to how much they can accept.

Hey Admin, you need to include a "thumbs up" aka FB, this is such an underrated comment. I was dying for a good 15 minutes. Haha.

[NailBoiz1]

You guys ever heard of bidet? It's a thing. Get it.

Looking at you mr spicy curry. But jokes aside, that was funny post.

Now back to business.

Is there any Asian mp that has nice lady with natural Ds, good tease and technique and release? Bonus points if she got ass and does BBBJCIM and under 40 yrs old. Not trying to break the bank either.

Sheesh, did you want the kitchen sink too. LOL. If there was such a place or provider she would be booked 24/7.

[KammyMike]

Wow, haven't checked in here in a minute and how things have deteriorated. Where are all the regulars? Where's dildo baggens? At least slammer is still here. What's with all these new names? Why all the discussion about fat slobby guy's assholes and turds? What's with all this aggression and bs tossed around? Let's get back to discussing beaver, tit and ass.

Anyhoo, paid a visit to Lampson and Beach based on a girls recommendation. Was reluctant because they were previously HJ for the most part. Now they have expanded their menu and they have some cute new girls.

There was a cutie named Jackie who provided some nice BBBJ and DATY. She was approx 30 ish, cute but she's becoming milfish with a little belly but still very cute and nice titty's overall a good time. Saw another cutie she was smiling and wanted me to pick her next time. She was wearing a tight turquoise blue dress with a nice little body. I might need to pay another visit next time.

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Was it a benji OTD or more?

[Nice Guy 99]

When I warned you about no paper at SH, I meant no paper towel, not toilet paper. You think a busy place like that would not have a supply of toilet paper? You should have just asked for a new roll.

I've been to China many, many times. I would say that less than 1% of public toilets have TP. So I wouldn't be surprised that SH had no TP. It's standard practice in China to carry your own, usually in the form of a small packet of tissues that easily fits in your pocket.

[KammyMike]

BW always has a stack of toilet paper rolls in the bathroom. Just go there instead of this wild goose chase of different bathrooms. I guess some guys have very delicate ass cheeks and they need a plush padded toilet seat with some Charmin extra soft padded toilet paper with floral scents. But if you ever went camping you won't mind just doing your business then getting down to business with a beautiful girl with clean ass.

If you see a stack of toilet paper then grab 5 rolls and do some Mac Giver work and be creative. The fifth roll is for after you're done. Use all of it, get it.

[RBFSyndrome]

You guys ever heard of bidet? It's a thing. Get it.

Looking at you mr spicy curry. But jokes aside, that was funny post.

Now back to business.

Is there any Asian mp that has nice lady with natural Ds, good tease and technique and release? Bonus points if she got ass and does BBBJCIM and under 40 yrs old. Not trying to break the bank either.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

When I warned you about no paper at SH, I meant no paper towel, not toilet paper. You think a busy place like that would not have a supply of toilet paper? You should have just asked for a new roll.

BW always has a stack of toilet paper rolls in the bathroom. Just go there instead of this wild goose chase of different bathrooms. I guess some guys have very delicate ass cheeks and they need a plush padded toilet seat with some Charmin extra soft padded toilet paper with floral scents. But if you ever went camping you won't mind just doing your business then getting down to business with a beautiful girl with clean ass.

[PhineasPhreak]

Wow, haven't checked in here in a minute and how things have deteriorated. Where are all the regulars? Where's dildo baggens? At least slammer is still here. What's with all these new names? Why all the discussion about fat slobby guy's assholes and turds? What's with all this aggression and bs tossed around? Let's get back to discussing beaver, tit and ass.

Anyhoo, paid a visit to Lampson and Beach based on a girls recommendation. Was reluctant because they were previously HJ for the most part. Now they have expanded their menu and they have some cute new girls.

There was a cutie named Jackie who provided some nice BBBJ and DATY. She was approx 30 ish, cute but she's becoming milfish with a little belly but still very cute and nice titty's overall a good time. Saw another cutie she was smiling and wanted me to pick her next time. She was wearing a tight turquoise blue dress with a nice little body. I might need to pay another visit next time.

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