Strip Club Reports

[CanaPunter]

That's correct (although it's more like $20-30 there), but are you going to travel to Canada? I've tried it a few times and it's extremely difficult.

Yes, went recently. Dances were CAD $10 topless and CAD $15 bottomless which is USD 7. 76 and 11.64 respectively. I guess you can find $30 if you want, but that's not the point. Difficulties of the border crossing are greatly exaggerated.

[GregIsLong]

I was at fells point just to go bar hopping but to drive into a bar full of trust-fund kids who are of drinking age, just can't do it! Plus I'm not sure if it was the weather or it was me but I was sweating like I was in Miami. I didn't want to go to Ritz because of things that were mention on here and this one Google review that said that it drugs their patrons. So I took the risk; while I was at this club, I've made sure to keep a close eye on my drink no matter what.

Cover was $15, went to the bar and the domestic beers were $8. The club has a lower and upper deck which is the VIP section. Place is like a smaller version of Larry flints hustlers; it's still a tourist trap obviously.

As for the talent, everyone but one dancer was pretty good looking. No fatties or druggies. The system is a bit weird because it's like for every song, the dancers has to switch around. Plus none of them approached me, when I tired to get a dance, it was $40 per song. I forgot the other prices regarding VIP but I recalled there is a VIP room with no cameras, take that as you will.

Overall, Ritz is okay for a tourist trap, but there are other clubs that are better than Ritz.

One other thing, I've noticed in here, there is alot of negative reviews regarding Mill Streams. I talked to two dancers that use to dance over there and told me that mill stream is terrible in a management level. If I have time, I might go to mill streams next week just to see how bad it is. That's all I have!

[Visitor1980]

Just to clarify my post: Penthouse is open Mon. -Fri. Starting at noon, but Sat. / Sun. It opens at 7 pm.

What kind of mileage can you get at nightshift.

I haven't tried lap dances there yet. I believe they have a similar $160-200 15-min. VIP option, that's what I've been told, but haven't tried it.

[ShadowBK]

Thanks for answering. What's the lap dance area like for McDoogles?

That's correct (although it's more like $20-30 there), but are you going to travel to Canada? I've tried it a few times and it's extremely difficult. The plane tickets, accommodations, and the rest (incl. Very unpleasant border control if you're a male traveling alone, and don't have family or business in Canada -- you'll have to explain who you are and why you're travelling) is almost insurmountable. Canadian strip clubs (and massage parlors) are amazing, and those of us in the US are unlucky because we don't have their liberal sexual culture. I've had an amazing time in Canadian strip clubs. It used to be that here in the US full-contact lap dances were completely unavailable at regular strip clubs, but lately they are available for $160, e. G. At Penthouse. Absurdly expensive, yes, but there's at least some equivalent now -- I'm talking about semi-passable women at semi-decent places like Penthouse or Nightshift (not the ghetto Block). For that level of women, you're right, in Canada it's $20 full-contact, whereas here in the US this used to be completely unavailable, and is now available for ~160.

I used to frequent local MPs rather than strip clubs in the 2000s, because in those days full physical contact with attractive/mainstream white women was available at MPs and prohibited in US strip clubs. Nowadays, MPs don't have attractive white women anymore, but local strip clubs have begun offering mildly equivalent full-contact dances (obviously without the HJ) for ~$160 which is expensive but... if you care about quality, having that locally is a good replacement for MPs.

Funny you mentioned Canada because my first strip club experiences with LDs was at Montreal in 2008. I agree that Canada (at least for Toronto and Montreal) has a better message parlor scene than those in Baltimore and many parts of the USA, especially if you want non-Asian women. I never had problems entering Canada as a single male last time I visited back in 2016.

[BabyRuth]

I checked out Penthouse last month. It's conveniently located in downtown Baltimore, in an OK area (not the block). One good thing about it is that it's open in the daytime Mo-Fr starting at noon (I don't like late-night visits). Full-contact, tit-sucking VIP lap dances are available for $160 for 15 min. and are expensive but good (a novelty in "mainstream" US strip clubs). The girls are white and black. The white girls are very young and somewhat plain, not necessarily bad-looking but not sexy strippers in the traditional sense; they're more of the "girl next door" type. Some elegance is lacking in their attire and grooming, which I found surprising, and different from my strip club experiences in the 2000's when strippers used to be sexier. Maybe they're just too young here. They never have enough girls for the number of guys present, and the hottest 1-2 options are always occupied or in "cliques," so it's hard to get them, even if you're willing to shell out a lot of money. I found NightShift to be better in terms of the sexiness of the women. But NightShift only opens at 8 pm and there's no one there till 10 pm which I don't like.

What kind of mileage can you get at nightshift.

[Visitor1980]

I checked out Penthouse last month. It's conveniently located in downtown Baltimore, in an OK area (not the block). One good thing about it is that it's open in the daytime Mo-Fr starting at noon (I don't like late-night visits). Full-contact, tit-sucking VIP lap dances are available for $160 for 15 min. and are expensive but good (a novelty in "mainstream" US strip clubs). The girls are white and black. The white girls are very young and somewhat plain, not necessarily bad-looking but not sexy strippers in the traditional sense; they're more of the "girl next door" type. Some elegance is lacking in their attire and grooming, which I found surprising, and different from my strip club experiences in the 2000's when strippers used to be sexier. Maybe they're just too young here. They never have enough girls for the number of guys present, and the hottest 1-2 options are always occupied or in "cliques," so it's hard to get them, even if you're willing to shell out a lot of money. I found NightShift to be better in terms of the sexiness of the women. But NightShift only opens at 8 pm and there's no one there till 10 pm which I don't like.

[Visitor1980]

What are you getting for $40? Better be something special because LDs with tit suck are $8-12 per song just across the northern border.

That's correct (although it's more like $20-30 there), but are you going to travel to Canada? I've tried it a few times and it's extremely difficult. The plane tickets, accommodations, and the rest (incl. Very unpleasant border control if you're a male traveling alone, and don't have family or business in Canada -- you'll have to explain who you are and why you're travelling) is almost insurmountable. Canadian strip clubs (and massage parlors) are amazing, and those of us in the US are unlucky because we don't have their liberal sexual culture. I've had an amazing time in Canadian strip clubs. It used to be that here in the US full-contact lap dances were completely unavailable at regular strip clubs, but lately they are available for $160, e. G. At Penthouse. Absurdly expensive, yes, but there's at least some equivalent now -- I'm talking about semi-passable women at semi-decent places like Penthouse or Nightshift (not the ghetto Block). For that level of women, you're right, in Canada it's $20 full-contact, whereas here in the US this used to be completely unavailable, and is now available for ~160.

I used to frequent local MPs rather than strip clubs in the 2000s, because in those days full physical contact with attractive/mainstream white women was available at MPs and prohibited in US strip clubs. Nowadays, MPs don't have attractive white women anymore, but local strip clubs have begun offering mildly equivalent full-contact dances (obviously without the HJ) for ~$160 which is expensive but... if you care about quality, having that locally is a good replacement for MPs.

[CanaPunter]

Dances is still $40/ song..

What are you getting for $40? Better be something special because LDs with tit suck are $8-12 per song just across the northern border.

[MetPage]

Does McDoogles have private rooms for lap dances or a semi-private lap dance area like in Ritz Cabaret?

Yes, they have 4 private VIP rooms.

[ShadowBK]

Does McDoogles have private rooms for lap dances or a semi-private lap dance area like in Ritz Cabaret?

[Youngster83]

As much as I like to spend time with escorts. I wanted to switch it up with my Saturday nights and return back to the hobby of going to strip clubs. I decided to do Mcdoogle since Andre Shakti told me she has dance there and is still around. Judging by the people that running this place, I think it's under new management or millenial boys getting into the hobby from within, no judgement here.

When I went there the last time (2017), it was bouncer telling me the pricing, asking I'd and patting me down. Now it's just some dude telling me the 411 and BYOB. I brought in Heineken.

The talent in the bar is SOOOOO much better! These girls were hot, young, full of energy and very nice to me compare to the last time. No old timers, no druggies and not one BBW in site, impressive! I'm not sure if I'm getting old or it was management treating the girls better but, some of these girls are nice enough to chat with you depending on who you are. I guess because I've been in this hobby for quite some time, SW trust me even more than when I was young.

Dances is still $40/ song, this dancer name ally who was one of the 3 girls I was chatting offered for $30 but I was so occupied with talking to people at that bar.

I'm going to Mcdoogles again next month. The staff and dancer were really nice to me last night.

I'll second this. The club has come from a shitty way. I will say that I've recently also had take out and a few others have offered. I won't say who or any kinda of info as I've heard the new owners / management watch the board and let the girls go if they are doing such business.

[FunShip75]

Lotus is bartending now? She used to dance there and I would visit on days she was listed on the schedule. When she stopped showing up on the dancer schedule, I assumed she retired from dancing (she has a normal fulktime). Guess I need to start checking the bartender schedule.

I was going to be in the Baltimore / DC area and did some research on the various clubs around the area. Ultimately, I decided upon this place. It's a bit difficult to find use your GPS. And it's essentially at the I-70 Eastern terminus.

On the Sunday afternoon I arrived ( 4:00 pm), a friendly AA man bouncer at the door greeted me and urged me to take some time for my eyes to adjust to the darkened room. There was no cover. There is a large bar on the back (I got my bottled water which was $5 plus tip don't know the prices of the other drinks but the bar looked well stocked) and a gorgeous petite Asian woman called Lotus was working. There is a large stage on the front of the room with a circular extension stage that projects out into the main room. The back part of the stage (away from where the customers would sit) is a stripper pole. Chairs and small tables are scattered amongst the room. The restroom is straight past the entrance and it was clean with no attendant (at least during the time I was there).

There were only three girls working Christine a pretty, very slender WOC with an all around petite build and small chest, Kitty, who had dark hair, was quite a bit larger with what looked like DDs (natural) and an hourglass figure, and Essence. A dark haired beauty with nice natural Bs and curvy in a nice way (she was sort-of in between the two others in terms of build). All were attractive (as I mentioned) and I watched all three give rather lackluster stage dances. There was a very low pressure tip walk after what seemed to be two song sets where the girls got sort-of topless (this is a pasties club). Both Christine and Kitty were already sitting with customers on what appeared to be "lunch dates". Essence came by and took my tip and my invitation to sit and chat.

As I mentioned, she's a pretty young woman who has just returned to the scene after being out for 9+ months or so. She danced before then. We had a nice conversation and since she was the only dancer available (due to the aforementioned lunch dates) I was pleased to have her company. After awhile, the discussion turned to private dances. They actually have s laminated dance menu with the pricing that all represents house fees. I guess it is customary (though apparently not required) to equal the house fee with the dancer's tip (although that seems negotiable as well depends on the dancer). There were many options; communal lap dance area on upholstered chairs, price lap dance rooms (upholstered love seats behind velvet curtains), VIP rooms (larger rooms with an upholstered sofa and television and a round table behind closed doors) and even a "skybox" which is upstairs where you can have a full view of the entire club). I think that the lowest price private was $50/10 minutes and the sky box might have been $450/60 minutes (those are just house fees, mind you) and there were various costs for time increments in between). I ended up getting the 30 min VIP (behind the closed door) for $190 (to Lotus for the house) and $190 tip to Essence. She was great fun and we had a fairly high mileage two-way touching fully legal lap dance that was relaxing. I did notice that there is a camera in the room for what that's worth.

So I had a nice time and enjoyed my first visit to this club. I think that if I lived closer and became a regular, it could be even better. Private dances are not cheap, but the club itself is very nice and the few folks I met were as well.

LD.

[GregIsLong]

As much as I like to spend time with escorts. I wanted to switch it up with my Saturday nights and return back to the hobby of going to strip clubs. I decided to do Mcdoogle since Andre Shakti told me she has dance there and is still around. Judging by the people that running this place, I think it's under new management or millenial boys getting into the hobby from within, no judgement here.

When I went there the last time (2017), it was bouncer telling me the pricing, asking I'd and patting me down. Now it's just some dude telling me the 411 and BYOB. I brought in Heineken.

The talent in the bar is SOOOOO much better! These girls were hot, young, full of energy and very nice to me compare to the last time. No old timers, no druggies and not one BBW in site, impressive! I'm not sure if I'm getting old or it was management treating the girls better but, some of these girls are nice enough to chat with you depending on who you are. I guess because I've been in this hobby for quite some time, SW trust me even more than when I was young.

Dances is still $40/ song, this dancer name ally who was one of the 3 girls I was chatting offered for $30 but I was so occupied with talking to people at that bar.

I'm going to Mcdoogles again next month. The staff and dancer were really nice to me last night.

[RBrooksc]

I was going to be in the Baltimore / DC area and did some research on the various clubs around the area. Ultimately, I decided upon this place. It's a bit difficult to find use your GPS. And it's essentially at the I-70 Eastern terminus.

On the Sunday afternoon I arrived ( 4:00 pm), a friendly AA man bouncer at the door greeted me and urged me to take some time for my eyes to adjust to the darkened room. There was no cover. There is a large bar on the back (I got my bottled water which was $5 plus tip don't know the prices of the other drinks but the bar looked well stocked) and a gorgeous petite Asian woman called Lotus was working. There is a large stage on the front of the room with a circular extension stage that projects out into the main room. The back part of the stage (away from where the customers would sit) is a stripper pole. Chairs and small tables are scattered amongst the room. The restroom is straight past the entrance and it was clean with no attendant (at least during the time I was there).

There were only three girls working Christine a pretty, very slender WOC with an all around petite build and small chest, Kitty, who had dark hair, was quite a bit larger with what looked like DDs (natural) and an hourglass figure, and Essence. A dark haired beauty with nice natural Bs and curvy in a nice way (she was sort-of in between the two others in terms of build). All were attractive (as I mentioned) and I watched all three give rather lackluster stage dances. There was a very low pressure tip walk after what seemed to be two song sets where the girls got sort-of topless (this is a pasties club). Both Christine and Kitty were already sitting with customers on what appeared to be "lunch dates". Essence came by and took my tip and my invitation to sit and chat.

The girl who was out for nine months may be the girl in friends with on Snapchat.

[LurkingDog]

I was going to be in the Baltimore / DC area and did some research on the various clubs around the area. Ultimately, I decided upon this place. It's a bit difficult to find — use your GPS. And it's essentially at the I-70 Eastern terminus.

On the Sunday afternoon I arrived ( 4:00 pm), a friendly AA man bouncer at the door greeted me and urged me to take some time for my eyes to adjust to the darkened room. There was no cover. There is a large bar on the back (I got my bottled water which was $5 plus tip — don't know the prices of the other drinks but the bar looked well stocked) and a gorgeous petite Asian woman called Lotus was working. There is a large stage on the front of the room with a circular extension stage that projects out into the main room. The back part of the stage (away from where the customers would sit) is a stripper pole. Chairs and small tables are scattered amongst the room. The restroom is straight past the entrance and it was clean with no attendant (at least during the time I was there).

There were only three girls working — Christine — a pretty, very slender WOC with an all around petite build and small chest, Kitty, who had dark hair, was quite a bit larger with what looked like DDs (natural) and an hourglass figure, and Essence. A dark haired beauty with nice natural Bs and curvy in a nice way (she was sort-of in between the two others in terms of build). All were attractive (as I mentioned) and I watched all three give rather lackluster stage dances. There was a very low pressure tip walk after what seemed to be two song sets where the girls got sort-of topless (this is a pasties club). Both Christine and Kitty were already sitting with customers on what appeared to be "lunch dates". Essence came by and took my tip and my invitation to sit and chat.

As I mentioned, she's a pretty young woman who has just returned to the scene after being out for 9+ months or so. She danced before then. We had a nice conversation and since she was the only dancer available (due to the aforementioned lunch dates) I was pleased to have her company. After awhile, the discussion turned to private dances. They actually have s laminated dance menu with the pricing that all represents house fees. I guess it is customary (though apparently not required) to equal the house fee with the dancer's tip (although that seems negotiable as well —depends on the dancer). There were many options; communal lap dance area on upholstered chairs, price lap dance rooms (upholstered love seats behind velvet curtains), VIP rooms (larger rooms with an upholstered sofa and television and a round table behind closed doors) and even a "skybox" which is upstairs where you can have a full view of the entire club). I think that the lowest price private was $50/10 minutes and the sky box might have been $450/60 minutes (those are just house fees, mind you) and there were various costs for time increments in between). I ended up getting the 30 min VIP (behind the closed door) for $190 (to Lotus for the house) and $190 tip to Essence. She was great fun and we had a fairly high mileage two-way touching fully legal lap dance that was relaxing. I did notice that there is a camera in the room for what that's worth.

So I had a nice time and enjoyed my first visit to this club. I think that if I lived closer and became a regular, it could be even better. Private dances are not cheap, but the club itself is very nice and the few folks I met were as well.

LD.