Massage Parlor Reports

[PoonTangJohnny]

I was inspired by some recent epic reports (by who else, CuriousJo8 and PoonTangJohnny), to go see one of my ATF's Amy. Amy greeted me at the door looking oh so fine. She had on the tightest little sexy black dress and some black high heels. Damn is she hot! For those of you who haven't seen Amy, I'm guessing but she has the body of a 19 year old. I'm dead serious about this, I believe she has the hottest, tightest body of any girl I've been with! Total spinner with not an ounce of fat on her. She must do some serious working out, or have some unbelievably good genes (I suspect it's both) to be this hot and in this sort of shape (at any age really)! Also, her skillset is off the charts. I would probably give her face an 8. 5, her body a 10+, her skills a 10+ and her attitude a 10+. I think if you added all that up, she'd have the highest cumulative score of any provider in town.

Anyway, the session itself was a complete GFE off the charts amazing erotic time to say the least. Talk about DFK, tons of DFKissing. Nobody can work you over with their tongue like Amy, nobody! And don't even get me started on her BBBJ..

Great report, Mr. Muffman! I too am inspired to go see Amy again now. These erotic reviews that you, CuriousJo8 and PTJohnny are writing has helped me decide when I'm on the fence on who to go see. Amy is always on top of my bucket list and is a great choice for this weekend. Who does not want to see Amy with her perfect body, pretty face and top tier performance / service.

Just an absolutely Awesome review / porn hot date with Amy, MMuffM, and an almost exact carbon copy experience, of yet more XXX hotness Amy energized me with again late last night. And likewise- I had to slow things down on several occasions with this sex machine or it would've been all over way sooner than I wanted it to. Last night, Amy, gave me the best porn like mind blowing experience I've enjoyed in the hobby (and I've lived / had fun in S / E Asia for 2 years)! We were just dialed in with one another's sexual energy. And I'm feeling like such a blessed man this morning, just to be able to be in this hot woman's, presence!

Last night, kind of evolved out of happenstance. And I'm seriously, very happy that it did! I had originally scheduled a later evening appointment at another Spa. But unfortunately, the girl I had an appt to see, was busy with some other dude. I stuck around for about 20 minutes beyond my appt. Waiting behind some partition (I read your review for Amy during that time MMuffM LOL), then decided "fuck it!" got up and walked out to the parking lot and got in my truck. As I was starting my truck up, the MMS came out and apologized and said that my date was still predisposed with some guy who in her word's "He always takes a long time". In which I responded: "Please tell him to take all the time he needs. I'm making other plans. " No hard feeling, this guy just did me a huge favor.

So, I made a call to Amy's personal number and and got her VM. Then I called 7 Spas work number. I spoke with who I believe was Baby. I told her- I'm heading to 7's- please tell Amy I'll be there in 15 minutes. I was there in 15 minutes LOL (it was about 11:05 pm). I rang the back door bell, and GD- Amy opens the door and greets me wearing this super sexy tight little white dress with floral print and high heels looking sex hot ready to fuck! We passionately embraced & she gives me the hottest DFK and then we were off to the races. Other than Greek / BBFS, I don't think that were too many other acronyms we didn't partake in. It was literally 1 of the hottest fuck sesh's of my life! And that hot toned spinner body of hers has never looked so fucking delicious- every fucking angle! Pick a part of her sexy body, and it's just about pure 10 perfection! And when this hot vixen is in heat and in the moment. It's a sinful sight to behold.

I'll write a short review of the hot details over in Waylay's FS thread. But I will say this here: I don't get any freebies (discounts at 7's) but what I do get on evenings like last night (when I was the last customer with no one else there), was an hour of pure unadulterated bliss, a round 2, and an awesome massage. This amazing woman, never once stopped pampering me / giving me her full and undivided attention, the entire time I was there! And 1 other visual, I just must share with your Brother's: When this porn star, went into BBBJ mode, she made love to my cock in a way you only dream of, or watch in porn. Her hot eye contact and dirty talk as she strokes / licks / kisses and sucks you. And then she'd lift her pretty face about a foot above my hard cock. And spit these very long strands of her sex saliva all over my cock. Some of the hottest cock worship visuals of a lifetime! And then she'd cum up and DFK me. It just doesn't get any hotter, that this girl- she's amazing! 7 Spa (Amy & Sophia), have turned me into a full on crack head sex addict! I can't get these ladies, and some of the porn hot visual fantasy memories they've given me. Out of my head. I mean I'll be at work, ripping some wood stock through a table saw. And I'm fantasizing, reminiscing on these wild visuals with these 2 girls. Playing in loop mode inside my head.

Oh, and I asked Amy, exactly how old she is. She told me she was a New Year baby, she'll be turning 28 this upcoming New Year. She offered to show me her I'd, but I truly believed her. And I asked her if she had started working out, because her hot bod looks way hotter than when she was over at MRC. To which she replied: "A little." I mean even her arm bicep muscles are defined (and those arms sure got a burning high rep workout with me last night LOL) Her ass, her sexy hot legs, her toned stomach, those perfect hot fucking tits / nipples and that that look she can give you when she's in full fuck mode or BBBJ- I'm in Lust!

After last nights experience, Amy, is truly my ATFF!

I love you more, Honey! LOL! And thanks again, MMuffM!

[RChangDatyKing]

Never go down and never stick it in it smells like that asian Fish Sauce.

Oops, I thought it was about something else, not the posters. My mistake.

https://www.healthline.com/health/wo.../vagina-smells#5. -Skunky-like-BO-or-a-smoked-herbal,-earthy-scent.

LOL. They must all pass the sniff test before I go diving in.

[RChangDatyKing]

I agree! I never get bored and love reading these reviews, especially about true hotties.

I enjoy reading your reviews gentlemen, have you guys ever thought of writing a steamy manga or those erotic novella and self publish through Amazon? Just an idea, maybe for the men who don't want to access these things on the internet. Used to subscribe to the usenet groups, (aging myself here).

I just wish I had more discretionary income to play as much as King or Mr. Muffman.

I was inspired by some recent epic reports (by who else, CuriousJo8 and PoonTangJohnny), to go see one of my ATF's Amy. Believe it or not, I've not been to an AMP in a few weeks (but fear not mongers, The MuffMan has still been getting his dick wet pretty much daily). Amy greeted me at the door looking oh so fine. She had on the tightest little sexy black dress and some black high heels. Damn is she hot! For those of you who haven't seen Amy, I'm guessing she's late 30's / early 40's, but she has the body of a 19 year old. And not just any 19 year old, but like the hottest 19 year old body you can imagine. I'm dead serious about this, I believe she has the hottest, tightest body of any girl I've been with! Total spinner with not an ounce of fat on her. She must do some serious working out, or have some unbelievably good genes (I suspect it's both) to be this hot and in this sort of shape (at any age really)! Also, her skillset is off the charts. I would probably give her face an 8. 5, her body a 10+, her skills a 10+ and her attitude a 10+. I think if you added all that up, she'd have the highest cumulative score of any provider in town. But I'm not really into ranking and rating the ladies anymore though, as my feminist neighbor (she herself is a 7 and I'd like to get in her pants) says it degrading and demeaning to women to rate them like that. Hmm, maybe she's got a point?

Anyway, the session itself was a complete GFE off the charts amazing erotic time to say the least. Talk about DFK, tons of DFKissing, licking my neck, ears and my entire body head to toe. Nobody can work you over with their tongue like Amy, nobody! And don't even get me started on her BBBJ.

Great report, Mr. Muffman! I too am inspired to go see Amy again now. These erotic reviews that you, CuriousJo8 and PTJohnny are writing has helped me decide when I'm on the fence on who to go see. Amy is always on top of my bucket list and is a great choice for this weekend. Who does not want to see Amy with her perfect body, pretty face and top tier performance / service.

[DavDerk]

Guys, I'm sorry for the late report but had family in town and didn't have time to write this after my experience. Went to Healthy Spa in EC last week on Friday (6/17) in the evening. I called in advance and was told there was time for someone to give a 30 min massage. I got there and was greeted by a fully clothed and masked medium sized girl (I want to say her name was Sasha but I honestly forgot, I could be WAY off). She's about 5'2' or so, couldn't really see much of her figure and initially I was like "Alright lets just kind of hope for the best on this one". She shows me to the first room available on the left hand side and said to undress and lay down. A few min pass by and she comes back in, this time in a much more revealing dress, still with a mask on but already I knew the tide had changed. She asked if I had ever been there before and I said "No but I've been to Erma" (which I haven't but thought the name drop would help smooth things over, which it did). Laid down on my stomach and she did a short light tease on my back, legs and boys. She instructed me to flip which I happily obliged and asked what I wanted. I said everything, she asked for the tip up front and it was on.

Now let me tell you, when she dropped the top part of her dress, all I could think of was how big I scored. This girl had some GIANT natural breasts. We're talking DDD or F. I couldn't have been more happy. She put the cover on and did a quick CBJ. Normally they don't do much for me but I had been holding in a load since May and this girl was definitely a 7 or 8 so naturally I got super hard. She complemented on my size and I reciprocated. I asked for 69 and she got on top of me; she was clean shaven and tasted like a peach. Pretty sure I made her cum a couple times. Her mask was slid down to her neck during 69 and she didn't seem to be in a hurry to put it back on after her O's. We went to doggy next and I got to see those marvellous titties bounce in the mirror in on the wall as I was pounding that tight beautiful love box. I flipped her over for some mish and suckled on her nipples like an infant that had been starving for the day. She was super turned on and was pressing my head against her chest. Also had some LFKs (would have preferred DFKs but considering all the initial precautions, I was stoked with what was happening). Finished in reverse cowboy and blew in the bag. She cleaned me up, I didn't ask for a shower (would normally have but I was going to a bar afterwards and it wasn't going to matter).

All in all, wonderful experience. Damage was. 6 house and $. 6 for tip. I would repeat but variety is the spice of life and now onward to the next adventure. Stay safe out there fellow mongers!

[Tijuaniko]

Can I trouble someone for a description on Cherry? I cannot seem to remember if I've seen her before.

Thanks.

[DrPornDawger]

When you put it like that it does smell fishy LOL but those are the main 2 spots I hear the most ranting and raving and nlbc.

Never go down and never stick it in it smells like that asian Fish Sauce.

Oops, I thought it was about something else, not the posters. My mistake.

https://www.healthline.com/health/wo.../vagina-smells#5. -Skunky-like-BO-or-a-smoked-herbal,-earthy-scent.

[Mr MuffMan]

I was inspired by some recent epic reports (by who else, CuriousJo8 and PoonTangJohnny), to go see one of my ATF's Amy. Believe it or not, I've not been to an AMP in a few weeks (but fear not mongers, The MuffMan has still been getting his dick wet pretty much daily). Amy greeted me at the door looking oh so fine. She had on the tightest little sexy black dress and some black high heels. Damn is she hot! For those of you who haven't seen Amy, I'm guessing she's late 30's / early 40's, but she has the body of a 19 year old. And not just any 19 year old, but like the hottest 19 year old body you can imagine. I'm dead serious about this, I believe she has the hottest, tightest body of any girl I've been with! Total spinner with not an ounce of fat on her. She must do some serious working out, or have some unbelievably good genes (I suspect it's both) to be this hot and in this sort of shape (at any age really)! Also, her skillset is off the charts. I would probably give her face an 8. 5, her body a 10+, her skills a 10+ and her attitude a 10+. I think if you added all that up, she'd have the highest cumulative score of any provider in town. But I'm not really into ranking and rating the ladies anymore though, as my feminist neighbor (she herself is a 7 and I'd like to get in her pants) says it degrading and demeaning to women to rate them like that. Hmm, maybe she's got a point?

Anyway, the session itself was a complete GFE off the charts amazing erotic time to say the least. Talk about DFK, tons of DFKissing, licking my neck, ears and my entire body head to toe. Nobody can work you over with their tongue like Amy, nobody! And don't even get me started on her BBBJ. Truly heaven on earth. I've mentioned this before, but it bears mentioning again. I can typically last pretty long. I usually have good control and can release my load when I'm ready. But with Amy I really struggle. At least 3-4 times I had to tell her to slow down or I was going to loose it right there (both during her BBBJ and when she was riding me). PoonTang, you must be an absolute stud to be able to hang with both Amy and Sophia like you did (for those of you who haven't seen Sophia, she too is off the charts amazing)! Amy's also not a clock watcher (although they were not too busy at the time). My 30 min session lasted about 45-50 minutes. Eventually I released my load into her mouth, in what can only be described as an earth shattering orgasm. After we were done she said she wants to be my girlfriend LOL. I told her The MuffMan has many girlfriends, and she's certainly one of them LOL. She cleaned me up, a few more hugs and kisses and a small bottle of water and I was on my way. I cannot recommend Amy enough! She is absolutely amazing and words do not do her justice. One additional note of interest, she mentioned Sophia should be back next month some time.

Mr MuffMan.

[Waylay]

Went to massage and body care, was quoted. 1 $ for HE LOL, was expecting. 6, is this the new norm or specific to this loc? Nothing special to write about than the usual. Any good joints for relatively young looking therapist, just need HE and may be a little blow no FS places pleas thanks. Been too many reviews on Nlbc /108/ Flanders, I guess the trill in hunt died down? LOL.

This ("where can I get a good massage and happy ending?") Is what I think the massage subforum should be about (and folks can drop their litany of 108/ NLBC / smile / VIP etc reviews in my FS subforum).

MBC is a funny HE-only spot where the girls that are there have been there forever and are used to seeing regulars almost exclusively. I do believe that over the years Ruby and Candy probably are getting 100 a pop from some their guys. That's what sometimes happens with these long-term arrangements. That said, the girls here will definitely try to squeeze a little more juice out of you if you think they can get it.

If looks, age, and no-FS are your guidelines, one of the $200 latina independents is probably your best bet (see independent massage subforum).

If you just want to walk in, Paradise Spa on Convoy usually will not disappoint. Papasan tends to bring in early 30's girls with big tits (maybe that's his type too haha). Every girl there knows the score and you'll not have to tip more than 60 for what you want.

[RChangDatyKing]

I was in the hillcrest area this evening and thought I check out Diamond Spa for the first time. I heard great things about Mia and Apple so I was hoping to get one of them. It was a spur of the moment thing so I took a risk without scheduling an appointment. Well I walked in and waited on the black couch near the entrance for several minutes before leaving without anyone coming out to greet me. I wasn't disappointed tho since I didn't make an appointment so I will def try to check them out another time with an appointment.

I didn't want to get blueballed so I went to the nearest shop I knew which was NLBC which was a couple blocks away. I formed great memories here over the past couple months and read Kiki was back in town. I've seen Kiki 5 times when she was at VIP SV and VIP#2 earlier in the year. Each visits were always great and was hoping to continue the fun after not seeing her for months. I walked in without an appointment and luckily I heard a familiar hello as I walked in. When Kiki opened the mesh door, I was pleasantly surprised and happy that she remembered me. She took my hand and escorted me to the first room where she gave me a big hug and started DFKing me. I gave her the house fee and she went out to get ready.

Things we did: made out again, tongue bath on my back and legs, sensual BBBJ while I was fingerbanging her snatch, standing mish, K9, and finished with CIM. Very passionate and great GFE throughout the session. She had a trimmed bushy snatch where she attempted to position herself so we can 69, but I decided to play with her titties instead LOL.

Her English is not good but she takes instructions really well. She's about 5'5, slim / slender with soft well made MM C titties. I've been doing this hobby for 7 months now and I still think she's the youngest AMP provider I've seen (tho I've been with younger at AAMPs in OC / LA). Her face is naturally gorgeous and innocent, definitely not the slutty type. Her soft silky voice combined with her innocent looks make her the ultimate GND type. Her personality is also very bubbly and she always carried a positive vibe attitude in every session I've had with her. She doesn't really have an ass, but I'm a titty guy anyways.

Kiki will always have a special place in my monger heart because she was the first AMP provider I DFK'd and got me over the fear of kissing other providers. She was also part of my very first threesome experience as well LOL. Very glad she's back.

Great report on KiKi PewPew! It's always great to read about my favorite hotties. Yes, it's great she's back in town. She is so beautiful!

[SanDiegoNbr1]

I seen Lulu 3 x and Cherry once. I asked about Greek but they both didn't offer. Lulu was able to provide BBFS / BBBJ at you spa. Cherry was at W spa this week. Cherry offered BBBJ / cfs.

I don't know why Lulu or Cherry wouldn't give you the ass. I have personally had Greek pops with both or them. Cherry was 1st and lulu was 2nd. They both dis deny at 1st, but just a little persistence and opened up shop. Lulu put so much lube in her ass it was easy. And lulu acted like it was her 1st time. Cherry took it like a champ and didn't mind a bit. They for sure both do anal.

[PoonTangJohnny]

Received a message from Mimi to come by after work to meet the next new girl. Seems like they have had a steady rotation over the last 2 weeks which has been great. The new one named, Kiki, was a little firecracker! She's shorter than 5'0", Young (23) with a cute smile & face, not much English, tattooed back and upper boob tattoo, with large fake tits (that were really well done and had a nice soft feeling to them). I was literally the first to give her a ride. MMS told her what I was there for so, once we were in the room, she was stripping me down and starting her BBBJ. All I can say is WOW! I'm always so impressed when one of these new girls comes and hots it out of the park. Great BJ mixed with sucking, licking and deep throat action all while standing. Some ball fondling and body stoking at the same time too. Had me lay down crawled on top and proceeded to continue the fun. I was rubbing her giant tits while she worked me. Finally had her flip around for some 69. She continue the amazing sucking / deep throat, all while I dove deep into her snatch with my tongue. She was tight and wet, and rode my face hard, all while continuing my service. I finally succumbed and came into her mouth. She didn't seem like she was done tho, so we slipped on the condom and started part 2. She layed back on the side of the table so I could penetrate her with Standing Mish. Her legs bent up around my ears while I was deeeeeep inside her. She felt shallow but like her throat, took me deep. Got her flipped into K9 so she could watch me fuck her. Held onto her tits and round ass while she pounded back into me. I could tell she was close so I continued working her, where we finally both came together (for my 2nd) and collapsed on the table. Incredible!! I heard she could massage but that will have to wait. When I came out, every room was filled with guys waiting in all the nooks and crannies. She's her for 10 days so don't wait on this one.

Mimi said she had a new girl I might like. Kiki is about 4'11 90# with a couple of tattoos. She took hold of me with her small hand and swiftly took me to 107. After a little bit of getting to know each other, we both got comfortable. She gave me a great hand massage. I really needed that. She kissed me everywhere and said some nice things, wiped me and did a nice BJ deep throat with face fuck. It's great to find one without all the overacting. She wiped the wetness from her pussy and wanted me to lick it and more. She was sloppy wet. Started out in standing doggie with DFK tongue action. She seemed to like standing missionary too. Got her comfortable on the table and layed down the pipe. Very flexible and fun. All the while I can hear Yo-Yo moaning loudly in the room next door. On my way out Yo-Yo started rubbing my cock.

Thank you for sharing these, Brother's!! Hopefully, I'll be adding +1 to these reports sometime during the weekend!

[SDPewPew]

I was in the hillcrest area this evening and thought I check out Diamond Spa for the first time. I heard great things about Mia and Apple so I was hoping to get one of them. It was a spur of the moment thing so I took a risk without scheduling an appointment. Well I walked in and waited on the black couch near the entrance for several minutes before leaving without anyone coming out to greet me. I wasn't disappointed tho since I didn't make an appointment so I will def try to check them out another time with an appointment.

I didn't want to get blueballed so I went to the nearest shop I knew which was NLBC which was a couple blocks away. I formed great memories here over the past couple months and read Kiki was back in town. I've seen Kiki 5 times when she was at VIP SV and VIP#2 earlier in the year. Each visits were always great and was hoping to continue the fun after not seeing her for months. I walked in without an appointment and luckily I heard a familiar hello as I walked in. When Kiki opened the mesh door, I was pleasantly surprised and happy that she remembered me. She took my hand and escorted me to the first room where she gave me a big hug and started DFKing me. I gave her the house fee and she went out to get ready.

Things we did: made out again, tongue bath on my back and legs, sensual BBBJ while I was fingerbanging her snatch, standing mish, K9, and finished with CIM. Very passionate and great GFE throughout the session. She had a trimmed bushy snatch where she attempted to position herself so we can 69, but I decided to play with her titties instead LOL.

Her English is not good but she takes instructions really well. She's about 5'5, slim / slender with soft well made MM C titties. I've been doing this hobby for 7 months now and I still think she's the youngest AMP provider I've seen (tho I've been with younger at AAMPs in OC / LA). Her face is naturally gorgeous and innocent, definitely not the slutty type. Her soft silky voice combined with her innocent looks make her the ultimate GND type. Her personality is also very bubbly and she always carried a positive vibe attitude in every session I've had with her. She doesn't really have an ass, but I'm a titty guy anyways.

Kiki will always have a special place in my monger heart because she was the first AMP provider I DFK'd and got me over the fear of kissing other providers. She was also part of my very first threesome experience as well LOL. Very glad she's back.

[Covid2020]

Went to massage and body care, was quoted. 1 $ for HE LOL, was expecting. 6, is this the new norm or specific to this loc? Nothing special to write about than the usual. Any good joints for relatively young looking therapist, just need HE and may be a little blow no FS places pleas thanks. Been too many reviews on Nlbc /108/ Flanders, I guess the trill in hunt died down? LOL.

[EkgtrGuru]

This is a little late but I got a chance to see yo-yo on Monday at 108. She has been reviewed quite a few times already so I won't share all the details, but her service was great and she had a really sexy body. She has really nice big naturals that are fun to play with and a playful fun personality. The BBBJ was great and service was what I have come to expect at 108. Now I have to decide to see my ATF Eva this week or the new Cutie Kiki.

[RChangDatyKing]

Me too! I was thinking the exact same thing.

Just a little helpful suggestion:

Whenever I've needed a address to a specific AMP here in San Diego, I just go to Google and I enter in the following info into the search bar (or whichever spa I'm looking for):

"massage parlor 108 San Diego rupmaps".

It never fails me!

Great advice, PTJohnny! I do the same. Google is your friend.