Massage Parlor Reports

[WinstonSmith84]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/no.../22503568.html

Guessing it is fake. I searched the number and found another add for a different city with a different name.

https://us-brooklyn.bedpage.com/body.../22042603.html

[Metloaf]

Honey is the wonderful individual that typically handles Apples scheduling. I've never received a massage from her, however, thru text she is as kind as Apple is voluptuous. Met her one time in passing. Didn't realize she was entering the playing field. Good to know.

Any details or ads for Honey?

[Metloaf]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/no.../22503568.html

[Palmore5]

After confirming the appointment, I headed to the address. I realized that been there before when visiting Davika as I arrived to the location (fancy apartment building). I think they all have the same handler, the verification process is the same. Was let in by the concierge and walked to the apartment. Unfortunately, the person that opened the door looked nothing like the pictures I was sent by text when I inquired about the ad. I got picture of a cute gnd type but the provider was a taller and average looking person. Also based on bnxtcs report, I think multiple providers use that name and/or ad as his description didnt match mine. This could be an extreme case of YMMV.

Disappointed by that first contact I reduced my time from the hour I had budgeted for to just 30 min (which is still more than I'd have spent with Candy and Apple. I was instructed to take a quick shower then lay on the bed. Continuing with the disappointment, there was barely any massage, it was a very light touch and hair gliding on my back, no real teasing to speak of.

On the flip, there was some nipple sucking and then a CBJ, followed by CFS. Overall, it was a pretty lackluster experience and I spent the time pondering why I hadn't just hit up Candy or Apple instead of attempting to try someone new. I think that moving forward, I'll just avoid anyone in that location, since I've so far left disappointed.

With Thai providers there is a chance the photo is dated but real, not with this crew. Much more of a crap shoot setup. Similar experience, the person at the door was nowhere close to the picture, taller, very average looking, thicker build. Complained I was lasting too long and was too large. Switched to a BJ finish and I immediately left to get my hearing checked.

[BahhumBug]

I saw her and will not repeat. Massage was a 6. 5. Appearance a 2. Looks nothing like the woman in the photo. More of a bait and switch on that front.

832*1478.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../22504134.html

I saw Amy I would not repeat. Lackluster and not very attractive. B.

[OnTheSid3]

In my dream, I went to Pinetree and was greeted by a late-30's lady wearing a glittery red skirt and blouse. In this dream her name was Kim, I think. I noticed two things about her almost immediately, her cleavage revealed a very nice set of man-made Ds, and when she leaned over the table her skirt slid up enough to reveal there were no panties underneath. She asked if I wanted 30 minutes, but I said no, an hour. She told me too bad, no appointment only 30 minutes and I agreed. Once undressed, she wanted to start the massage, so I asked for a shower first which was warm but not spectacular. Back in the room, I'm face down and she straddles my head to start massaging my back. This lasted for about 15 seconds and she asked what I wanted. In this dream, everything was open. She offered FS at 1. 5 but I opted for the BBBJ for 1. As I'm still on my belly, she starts at my feet and rubs her impressive man-mades along my legs, ass, and finally my head, so I roll over and enjoyed a mouthful and 2 hands full for a few minutes. As she starts the main event, her legs straddle my head again and I'm staring at a lovely shaved kitty, my fingers and tongue both enjoyed that for a bit, I'm sure she did as well. She then sits on me reverse CG and finishes me with her hands while holding me against her kitty. This was a fun dream. Total damage 1. 6.

[Tmac32]

Stay away from this one. Gives you an address and when you show up they ask for payment before giving you the apartment number. Thankfully I passed and went back to work. Don't do it fellas!

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs.../22503567.html

[Strandan]

Honey is the wonderful individual that typically handles Apples scheduling. I've never received a massage from her, however, thru text she is as kind as Apple is voluptuous. Met her one time in passing. Didn't realize she was entering the playing field. Good to know.

Perhaps it was lost in translation but when inquired about who the 4 hands would be with, the handler said "her name is Honey" as if it were another person.

[DonQuiote]

I was told by another provider that Apple has a sister who is also in the hobby. She also told me that she (Apple's sister) is much larger than Apple. Not sure of her name never got it but she may be her sister. Let us know if you try the 4 hands..

Yes, Apple's sister goes by Pumpkin.

[DonQuiote]

I believe CC is a K-AMP not Chinese. I've never been to QQ though.

Thanks for saying this.

Office park on Chain Bridge Road in McLean north of Old Dominion. Saw a sign for "PimThai Massage," knocked on door, and a very pretty Thai girl told me "go next door. " She was able to tell right away that I wanted something that PimThai doesn't offer. Right next door -almost missed the sign--is "QQ. " 50+ Chinese woman, very friendly, table shower, standard NOVA finish. Panties stayed on. A week later went to the back of the office park to "CC" (they liked two-letter names!) Same set up, 50+ Chinese woman, very friendly, nice massage, table shower, NOVA finish. Clothes came off with extra tip..

[Cbsbb]

Let's keep this about massage please.

Not to say there isn't valuable info being given but there's another thread for it.

I wondered if I was the only one who felt this way. Clearly I was not.

[DogBert25]

Let's keep this about massage please.

Not to say there isn't valuable info being given but there's another thread for it.

Thanks for saying this.

Office park on Chain Bridge Road in McLean north of Old Dominion. Saw a sign for "PimThai Massage," knocked on door, and a very pretty Thai girl told me "go next door. " She was able to tell right away that I wanted something that PimThai doesn't offer. Right next door -almost missed the sign--is "QQ. " 50+ Chinese woman, very friendly, table shower, standard NOVA finish. Panties stayed on. A week later went to the back of the office park to "CC" (they liked two-letter names!) Same set up, 50+ Chinese woman, very friendly, nice massage, table shower, NOVA finish. Clothes came off with extra tip.

Girls at PimThai are sure pretty, though.

[Skooby]

Let's keep this about massage please.

Not to say there isn't valuable info being given but there's another thread for it.

[Silk3434]

Was hurting for a squirtin the other day and was sitting on some 28/ Centerville Road traffic after a long day at work. Stopped by 8025, and was met by around 2 50 ish year olds. Normally I would walk away but I had never visited before and decided to give it the college try. Typical run of the mill place, at least the walls went up to the ceiling, and they offer a table shower. Both woman nothing to write home about and to be honest this is a pretty standard review. I opted for 30 min + table shower AFTER. Decent back massage lots of mutual touching unfortunately no clothes removed. The session lasted the full 30 min. Then AFTER had the table shower which was another good 10 min. Almost popped twice! Entry price was a little higher than I liked for the HHR. Total damage 7 + 4 tip. Don't think I will repeat but its not because of anything they did / didn't do, just wasn't super attracted. But good enough for what I needed that day.

[Silk3434]

But this thread is for Massage Parlors. The last few pages are riddled with escorts (who might / might not happen to provide 5 min of "massage" Can we keep on subject? Post the pros in the Escort section!!