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[Mike Wazowski]

Not making fun sorry. Just saying you can't whet a man's apetite so and then hold out on him..

Didn't think you were. I'm just saying that while I find her jaw-dropping gorgeous, another might think she's just okay. What intrigues me the most is that she is so hot and, according to reviews, treats you better than a homely fat girl who hasn't had a man so much as look at her in ten years.

[SoFakingDumb]

www.hotellie.net and www.erinmichaelslive.com

I don't know if she'd be "the hottest thing going" for you or anyone else. I'm just saying she's as close to my physical ideal as I'm ever going to get a shot at.

Not making fun sorry. Just saying you can't whet a man's apetite so and then hold out on him..

[Mike Wazowski]

Ellie has two posts..neither one is an ad..

You keep implying she's the hottest thing going..

Links or pics appreciated

www.hotellie.net and www.erinmichaelslive.com

I don't know if she'd be "the hottest thing going" for you or anyone else. I'm just saying she's as close to my physical ideal as I'm ever going to get a shot at.

[SoFakingDumb]

Ellie has two posts..neither one is an ad..

You keep implying she's the hottest thing going..

Links or pics appreciated

[NoJokers]

Good grief good people!

To all our lovely and talented providers. A couple of thoughts from someone who has been doing this a long time.

1. I am as well of other here are very paranoid. Know that and keep an invironment that is condusive and relaxing.

2. Do not put this or something that looks like this http://www.hiddenpinholecameras.com/...ddencamera.htm mounted on the wall 1 foot above bed level and 3 feet from the bed even there is 6 walls in the room with many other places to put it.

3. Do not mount this on anywhere in the room on the ceiling http://www.hiddenpinholecameras.com/...den-camera.htm Does not apply to this unnamed provider but have seen them in other locations.

To the still unnamed provider. You are still a sweety and a welcome and wonderful provider. When I first saw this in Feb '06 it did not set well with me. I spent a week in Atlanta earlier this year and was going to see you but other plans came up. I saw you earlier this year but NOT in DADE City and had a good time.

I am not saying that you recordered anything. Please reread the post. It did make ne nervous and wanted to know if anyone else in the brotherhood had noticed it.

If you want to take this futher it might be better to go BC. I'm open. Good luck with the sale of the house.

Have a wonderful life baby

[Mike Wazowski]

But she comes here all pissy and defensive, like she has been morally aggrieved by the bad, mean men.

Like I said, what woman ISN'T that way when she feels slighted?

The way I see it, if she does have hidden cameras around when I finally go see her, I don't care. If her boyfriend (and let's face it, he ain't much of a man if he doesn't mind his girlfriend fucking other guys to keep him in new XBox games and dope) is going to get some kind of jollies out of watching my fat ass pummelling into his hot sugar mama, so be it.

I'm not trying to get in good favor with her and at her price she's going to be a one-shot. Most of my escort experiences are just that. Any time I've ventured beyond two visits, it's turned into a quasi-relationship for the girl and the minute they start calling me, the wallet slams shut and never opens again in their presence.

Either that or I enjoy them and they offer me a discounted price and then act perturbed when I take the discount offer seriously and only give them what they told me my "new price" would be on the next visit.

But, yeah, Chronic, I'm like you and I'm definitely not looking for accolades from the ladies. There's not a single one of them who has any idea I'm Mike Wazowski when I show up and none of them ever will know.

As for the current Ellie situation, I'm not going to be swayed away because she acts like every other woman in the world. I'm not going to be swayed because you have been told she has hidden cameras in her room because if it's true, I don't care. Video away. If she's on top it'll just look like a stunt woman falling on a pink crash pad. Let her boy toy stroke to that image to his heart's content. She's very close to my physical ideal for a woman and I'll pay her inflated fee exactly once just to experience her body.

[The Chronic]

I'd hardly be considered a White Knight, considering some of my negative reviews.

While I agree with you about this forum being a "boys club" - it always has been - the longer we hung around here, the more inevitable it became that the providers would start posting.

I loved this forum for its lack of provider posts and monger suck-ups. But, like I said, the longer we were here the odds of providers finding out about this board increased. Now we just have to maintain that this is a site for mongers to discuss and review NOT let it turn into a useless classified board, as at TBD or a kissy-kissy love-fest, led by provider posts like TER.

Now, I ask you, what would you rather have, a provider, like Ellie, who posts under her name, sticking up for herself against a comment designed to drive away business by making an "Are you still beating your wife?" kind of statement? Or would you prefer the, obviously, faked glowing reviews of someone from a poster with a posting history of one post?

It could have been just as easy for Ellie to make up a name like "Johnny Poonchaser" and said something about how untrue the statement was and how "he's" seen Ellie 900 times and each time gets better, etc.

Instead, she was straight up about who she was and what she was angry about. Granted, she was a bit over the top and grandstanding but what woman isn't? That's the whole reason I stay single and prefer the hobby to dating and mating. Like Charlie Sheen said, we're not paying them to see us, we're paying them to go home when the fun is over.

So, over the top reactions or not, Ellie is still -based on the pictures and videos I've seen and by my personal tastes - the single best looking girl working, in the area, from her pretty face to her cute feet. And I'm not even a "foot guy" but those little feet make me understand my friend, who is obsessed with women's feet, just a little better.

If she had any brains she wouldn't have come here (or in PM's) with her crap.

If she had come here and posted that she just wanted to make sure everyone felt more comfortable, so she took the detectors off the wall, ceiling, off the nightstand and from under the bed, so soory about the misunderstanding, etc. I could have thought more highly of her.

But she comes here all pissy and defensive, like she has been morally aggrieved by the bad, mean men.

I'm not a bad guy or anything, but I'm not gonna back off what crdible sources have told me. Is it true? I don't actually know, but it's worth it, to me, to err on the side of caution, and it's in my twisted moral code to pass on info as I come across it for YOUR sake.

There are literally many dozens of girls out there, and more coming and going all the time. She's not the only p4p piece out there. I only have one arrest record without a bust. I will do everything I can to keep it that way.

"Bro's before ho's". That is also what I replied to her back channel multi PM tirades. I'll back you real guys before I back any girl out there. But that's just me. Some of you guys may have some weird psychological need to bask in the favor of a girl you pay, but I don't. Never have. Never will.

And the LAST place I would EVER see a gal is in HER home. I like to control my environment, a critical prime directive. There is NO way I could do that there. She can.

Thinking with your dick can get you in serious trouble.

[Ellie Michaels]

I was just venting and I appreciate all of you letting me do just that. I love what I do and will be touring to promote my new site and that was my main concern. And if I let my S.O. get involved and go after everyone who bad mouthed me I would be broke. LOL We both understand this is a business and treat it as such. No personal vendetas or putting people down. Thanks and I will leave this site to you guys since it looks like thats what you wanted it for. BYE BYE.

[Mike Wazowski]

What are you guys? A bunch of White Knights? A whiff of pussy comes by and you fall all over yourself?

Save the emotions for your S.O.

I'd hardly be considered a White Knight, considering some of my negative reviews.

While I agree with you about this forum being a "boys club" - it always has been - the longer we hung around here, the more inevitable it became that the providers would start posting.

I loved this forum for its lack of provider posts and monger suck-ups. But, like I said, the longer we were here the odds of providers finding out about this board increased. Now we just have to maintain that this is a site for mongers to discuss and review NOT let it turn into a useless classified board, as at TBD or a kissy-kissy love-fest, led by provider posts like TER.

Now, I ask you, what would you rather have, a provider, like Ellie, who posts under her name, sticking up for herself against a comment designed to drive away business by making an "Are you still beating your wife?" kind of statement? Or would you prefer the, obviously, faked glowing reviews of someone from a poster with a posting history of one post?

It could have been just as easy for Ellie to make up a name like "Johnny Poonchaser" and said something about how untrue the statement was and how "he's" seen Ellie 900 times and each time gets better, etc.

Instead, she was straight up about who she was and what she was angry about. Granted, she was a bit over the top and grandstanding but what woman isn't? That's the whole reason I stay single and prefer the hobby to dating and mating. Like Charlie Sheen said, we're not paying them to see us, we're paying them to go home when the fun is over.

So, over the top reactions or not, Ellie is still -based on the pictures and videos I've seen and by my personal tastes - the single best looking girl working, in the area, from her pretty face to her cute feet. And I'm not even a "foot guy" but those little feet make me understand my friend, who is obsessed with women's feet, just a little better.

[The Chronic]

What are you guys? A bunch of White Knights? A whiff of pussy comes by and you fall all over yourself?

Save the emotions for your S.O.

[Incaller]

Ellie is definitely on my "to do" list, thought about trying to volunteer for that girl scout cookie thing(so obviously I wouldn't mind being on film). Just viewed some nice little clips at erinlive over the weekend.

Wouldn't worry too much about one little blurb on one messageboard.

[Mike Wazowski]

I have recently been informed that a rumor of me taping people with a hidden camera. Thanks to this idiot I now have no smoke detector or co2 detector in my room. Which by the way genius carbon monoxide falls to the floor not the ceiling, it's heavier than air. I have 24 pages of reviews and have never had a problem till now. If you can find a video of someone taped on hidden camera then you better reprot me since it is a federal offense. There would be no reason for me to tape people since It would not turn me or my BF on. Thats whats great about the internet. Even weasels with no balls can say whatever they want about other people. Since you know where I live come out anytime and tell me to my face what you say behind my back. It hurts when people just try to hurt you cause they are jealous of what you have. And I know who started this, your not fooling me. Sorry. Thanks for letting me rant, but I work hard at what I do and this just aggrivates me.

Ellie, put the detectors back in place. No one even chased after the bait when that statement was made.

I did not end up coming to see you after stating that I would but that post was not the reason. Real life kind of got in the way and I found myself taking custody of my step-son (adopted during marriage) from my ex, since she can't seem to handle living life as an adult and being able to provide him with stuff like electricity and running water.

Once we get ourselves into the groove of just living in the same house - as opposed to our current "Oh boy! I'm almost a teenager and I'm living with my dad who is so cool!" honeymoon stage - I still have some of my poker winnings ear-marked for a visit with you.

[The Chronic]

If you can find a video of someone taped on hidden camera then you better reprot me since it is a federal offense.

Well, at least escorting isn't a Federal offense. State, maybe, but not Federal.

Lighten the fuck up, girl, this is a boys room where we share info with each other. I'd be PISSED if I knew a guy here had info, even unverified, and he didn't share it. We are grown ups and can decide what constitutes a risk.

Maybe your S.O. has a big mouth. Ever think about that?

[Tampa Monger]

Well said, Ellie. I suspect that fewer people believed him than you might have thought. I've seen you before and never had any suspicion that you might be doing that and I still don't.

I have recently been informed that a rumor of me taping people with a hidden camera. Thanks to this idiot I now have no smoke detector or co2 detector in my room. Which by the way genius carbon monoxide falls to the floor not the ceiling, it's heavier than air. I have 24 pages of reviews and have never had a problem till now. If you can find a video of someone taped on hidden camera then you better reprot me since it is a federal offense. There would be no reason for me to tape people since It would not turn me or my BF on. Thats whats great about the internet. Even weasels with no balls can say whatever they want about other people. Since you know where I live come out anytime and tell me to my face what you say behind my back. It hurts when people just try to hurt you cause they are jealous of what you have. And I know who started this, your not fooling me. Sorry. Thanks for letting me rant, but I work hard at what I do and this just aggrivates me.

[Ellie Michaels]

I have recently been informed that a rumor of me taping people with a hidden camera. Thanks to this idiot I now have no smoke detector or co2 detector in my room. Which by the way genius carbon monoxide falls to the floor not the ceiling, it's heavier than air. I have 24 pages of reviews and have never had a problem till now. If you can find a video of someone taped on hidden camera then you better reprot me since it is a federal offense. There would be no reason for me to tape people since It would not turn me or my BF on. Thats whats great about the internet. Even weasels with no balls can say whatever they want about other people. Since you know where I live come out anytime and tell me to my face what you say behind my back. It hurts when people just try to hurt you cause they are jealous of what you have. And I know who started this, your not fooling me. Sorry. Thanks for letting me rant, but I work hard at what I do and this just aggrivates me.