Massage Parlor Reports

**OnTheSid3** · 06-23-22 22:33

In my dream, I went to Pinetree and was greeted by a late-30's lady wearing a glittery red skirt and blouse. In this dream her name was Kim, I think. I noticed two things about her almost immediately, her cleavage revealed a very nice set of man-made Ds, and when she leaned over the table her skirt slid up enough to reveal there were no panties underneath. She asked if I wanted 30 minutes, but I said no, an hour. She told me too bad, no appointment only 30 minutes and I agreed. Once undressed, she wanted to start the massage, so I asked for a shower first which was warm but not spectacular. Back in the room, I'm face down and she straddles my head to start massaging my back. This lasted for about 15 seconds and she asked what I wanted. In this dream, everything was open. She offered FS at 1. 5 but I opted for the BBBJ for 1. As I'm still on my belly, she starts at my feet and rubs her impressive man-mades along my legs, ass, and finally my head, so I roll over and enjoyed a mouthful and 2 hands full for a few minutes. As she starts the main event, her legs straddle my head again and I'm staring at a lovely shaved kitty, my fingers and tongue both enjoyed that for a bit, I'm sure she did as well. She then sits on me reverse CG and finishes me with her hands while holding me against her kitty. This was a fun dream. Total damage 1. 6.

**Tmac32** · 06-23-22 14:37

Stay away from this one. Gives you an address and when you show up they ask for payment before giving you the apartment number. Thankfully I passed and went back to work. Don't do it fellas!

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs.../22503567.html

**Strandan** · 06-23-22 14:18

Originally Posted by Bnxtc [View Original Post]

Honey is the wonderful individual that typically handles Apples scheduling. I've never received a massage from her, however, thru text she is as kind as Apple is voluptuous. Met her one time in passing. Didn't realize she was entering the playing field. Good to know.

Perhaps it was lost in translation but when inquired about who the 4 hands would be with, the handler said "her name is Honey" as if it were another person.

**DonQuiote** · 06-23-22 13:02

Originally Posted by JackGolfer53 [View Original Post]

I was told by another provider that Apple has a sister who is also in the hobby. She also told me that she (Apple's sister) is much larger than Apple. Not sure of her name never got it but she may be her sister. Let us know if you try the 4 hands..

Yes, Apple's sister goes by Pumpkin.

**DonQuiote** · 06-23-22 12:59

I believe CC is a K-AMP not Chinese. I've never been to QQ though.

Originally Posted by DogBert25 [View Original Post]

Thanks for saying this.

Office park on Chain Bridge Road in McLean north of Old Dominion. Saw a sign for "PimThai Massage," knocked on door, and a very pretty Thai girl told me "go next door. " She was able to tell right away that I wanted something that PimThai doesn't offer. Right next door -almost missed the sign--is "QQ. " 50+ Chinese woman, very friendly, table shower, standard NOVA finish. Panties stayed on. A week later went to the back of the office park to "CC" (they liked two-letter names!) Same set up, 50+ Chinese woman, very friendly, nice massage, table shower, NOVA finish. Clothes came off with extra tip..

**Cbsbb** · 06-22-22 21:50

Originally Posted by Skooby [View Original Post]

Let's keep this about massage please.

Not to say there isn't valuable info being given but there's another thread for it.

I wondered if I was the only one who felt this way. Clearly I was not.

**DogBert25** · 06-22-22 20:38

Originally Posted by Skooby [View Original Post]

Let's keep this about massage please.

Not to say there isn't valuable info being given but there's another thread for it.

Thanks for saying this.

Office park on Chain Bridge Road in McLean north of Old Dominion. Saw a sign for "PimThai Massage," knocked on door, and a very pretty Thai girl told me "go next door. " She was able to tell right away that I wanted something that PimThai doesn't offer. Right next door -almost missed the sign--is "QQ. " 50+ Chinese woman, very friendly, table shower, standard NOVA finish. Panties stayed on. A week later went to the back of the office park to "CC" (they liked two-letter names!) Same set up, 50+ Chinese woman, very friendly, nice massage, table shower, NOVA finish. Clothes came off with extra tip.

Girls at PimThai are sure pretty, though.

**Skooby** · 06-22-22 17:17

Let's keep this about massage please.

Not to say there isn't valuable info being given but there's another thread for it.

**Silk3434** · 06-22-22 17:01

Was hurting for a squirtin the other day and was sitting on some 28/ Centerville Road traffic after a long day at work. Stopped by 8025, and was met by around 2 50 ish year olds. Normally I would walk away but I had never visited before and decided to give it the college try. Typical run of the mill place, at least the walls went up to the ceiling, and they offer a table shower. Both woman nothing to write home about and to be honest this is a pretty standard review. I opted for 30 min + table shower AFTER. Decent back massage lots of mutual touching unfortunately no clothes removed. The session lasted the full 30 min. Then AFTER had the table shower which was another good 10 min. Almost popped twice! Entry price was a little higher than I liked for the HHR. Total damage 7 + 4 tip. Don't think I will repeat but its not because of anything they did / didn't do, just wasn't super attracted. But good enough for what I needed that day.

**Silk3434** · 06-22-22 16:48

But this thread is for Massage Parlors. The last few pages are riddled with escorts (who might / might not happen to provide 5 min of "massage" Can we keep on subject? Post the pros in the Escort section!!

**Galleon** · 06-22-22 16:26

Originally Posted by DoYouKnow [View Original Post]

Just another scammer sending you texts and pics to bait you there in the Tysons area, just to say they will need a cash app for deposit before coming downstairs. Like Really. Who actually falls for that one anymore. I am sure some still, but I think with the head on my shoulders before any actions take place. Seeing that I'm in familiar territories, I always have several backups in the area.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs.../22502126.html

Always a good idea to run the pictures from the ad on tinyeye or Google image search. She (he?) stole those from IG.

**DoYouKnow** · 06-22-22 15:31

Just another scammer sending you texts and pics to bait you there in the Tysons area, just to say they will need a cash app for deposit before coming downstairs. Like Really. Who actually falls for that one anymore. I am sure some still, but I think with the head on my shoulders before any actions take place. Seeing that I'm in familiar territories, I always have several backups in the area.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs.../22502126.html

**DoctorDoctor** · 06-22-22 15:28

I saw Lucy way back in McLean when kk referred me.

Thought I'd try again.

My last visit I requested hard. She can give hard! This time it was medium, which for me, w as perfect.

Lucy has massage training. After I felt great.

Improved on the soft touch, teasing subtle and not so. Flip was standard nova. I didn't ask or explore if other options were available.

She's older. Recommend if you want a quality massage.

**Galleon** · 06-22-22 15:13

After confirming the appointment, I headed to the address. I realized that been there before when visiting Davika as I arrived to the location (fancy apartment building). I think they all have the same handler, the verification process is the same. Was let in by the concierge and walked to the apartment. Unfortunately, the person that opened the door looked nothing like the pictures I was sent by text when I inquired about the ad. I got picture of a cute gnd type but the provider was a taller and average looking person. Also based on bnxtc’s report, I think multiple providers use that name and/or ad as his description didn’t match mine. This could be an extreme case of YMMV.

Disappointed by that first contact I reduced my time from the hour I had budgeted for to just 30 min (which is still more than I'd have spent with Candy and Apple. I was instructed to take a quick shower then lay on the bed. Continuing with the disappointment, there was barely any massage, it was a very light touch and hair gliding on my back, no real teasing to speak of.

On the flip, there was some nipple sucking and then a CBJ, followed by CFS. Overall, it was a pretty lackluster experience and I spent the time pondering why I hadn't just hit up Candy or Apple instead of attempting to try someone new. I think that moving forward, I'll just avoid anyone in that location, since I've so far left disappointed.

**ArtistOfWar1** · 06-22-22 13:57

Originally Posted by Bnxtc [View Original Post]

Like most Indy providers, add 15-20 years and equal amounts in pounds. I made the usual verification, easy set up at a familiar apartment complex off gallows. Seems a few providers I know live in this same building. Head past security and down the hall, elevator, arrive at the room. Door opens as usual with a 40-50's plump provider behind the door. She was kinda cute but thick. Definitely older than the pictures. In my mind I was thinking "maybe this is her mom or just MMS taking me back to the room". Nope that was her. There's a divider set up in the living room so I'm sure other providers room there. SO, back to the room, asks if I want to shower, which I accept since I had just finished work. Cleaned and headed to the bedroom which was a warm room with a towel covering the bed.

I asked about the girl from the pic and her head drops. Well, at least she had a conscience, knew she was wrong, and needed to be reprimanded. She says lay face down and I oblige, kinda, since it's still just a bed with a pillow and I towel. She had to have grabbed a handful of lotion, mixed it with oil, and slathered it on my back. Her English was decent so I asked what was going on, and heard relax be good massage. Eh, wrong. I felt titties and I partially shaved Kitty which had stubble that grazed across my back. Not the worst experience, but running a close third. This continues for fifteen minutes, and she proceeds to clean me off with a warm towel.

Flip comes, with a smidgen of light teasing and a CBJ which was average. She's mentions it's her first time. Sure lady, then she gets on all fours in front of me. At this point I was still laying down from the CBJ but jump up, realize she's assumed the position, and I dive in. I pound away for a while, pull her to the edge of the bed, flip her over and continue my journey, taking out a my frustrations for being lied with the pic of the woman I was expecting to see. Finished up in the bag, and she cleaned me up. Definitely nothing to write home about. She mentions other ladies and says next time will be better. I skip the little bottle of water. And head out.

We had vastly different experiences LOL.

I was met at a side door and she walked me up. I too thought maybe this is her handler. Think middle aged Thai librarian with TMJ.

Apartment sparce and kinda messy. No partition. Messy bed to one side with plenty of wipes and tissues.

We get undressed. I am underwhelmed. She cleans me up with the wipes then she hits the head to clean herself.

After that its basically a QV. No hint of a rub. The highlight was she has a great throat LOL. In the middle of that she asked if I cum fast so I knew where this was going. Rush job.

She handed me a wipe to clean up. Dressed then out the door sans water.

Looks like Apple goes on vacation this weekend.