Massage Parlor Reports

[ArtistOfWar1]

Like most Indy providers, add 15-20 years and equal amounts in pounds. I made the usual verification, easy set up at a familiar apartment complex off gallows. Seems a few providers I know live in this same building. Head past security and down the hall, elevator, arrive at the room. Door opens as usual with a 40-50's plump provider behind the door. She was kinda cute but thick. Definitely older than the pictures. In my mind I was thinking "maybe this is her mom or just MMS taking me back to the room". Nope that was her. There's a divider set up in the living room so I'm sure other providers room there. SO, back to the room, asks if I want to shower, which I accept since I had just finished work. Cleaned and headed to the bedroom which was a warm room with a towel covering the bed.

I asked about the girl from the pic and her head drops. Well, at least she had a conscience, knew she was wrong, and needed to be reprimanded. She says lay face down and I oblige, kinda, since it's still just a bed with a pillow and I towel. She had to have grabbed a handful of lotion, mixed it with oil, and slathered it on my back. Her English was decent so I asked what was going on, and heard relax be good massage. Eh, wrong. I felt titties and I partially shaved Kitty which had stubble that grazed across my back. Not the worst experience, but running a close third. This continues for fifteen minutes, and she proceeds to clean me off with a warm towel.

Flip comes, with a smidgen of light teasing and a CBJ which was average. She's mentions it's her first time. Sure lady, then she gets on all fours in front of me. At this point I was still laying down from the CBJ but jump up, realize she's assumed the position, and I dive in. I pound away for a while, pull her to the edge of the bed, flip her over and continue my journey, taking out a my frustrations for being lied with the pic of the woman I was expecting to see. Finished up in the bag, and she cleaned me up. Definitely nothing to write home about. She mentions other ladies and says next time will be better. I skip the little bottle of water. And head out.

We had vastly different experiences LOL.

I was met at a side door and she walked me up. I too thought maybe this is her handler. Think middle aged Thai librarian with TMJ.

Apartment sparce and kinda messy. No partition. Messy bed to one side with plenty of wipes and tissues.

We get undressed. I am underwhelmed. She cleans me up with the wipes then she hits the head to clean herself.

After that its basically a QV. No hint of a rub. The highlight was she has a great throat LOL. In the middle of that she asked if I cum fast so I knew where this was going. Rush job.

She handed me a wipe to clean up. Dressed then out the door sans water.

Looks like Apple goes on vacation this weekend.

[Tgak9948]

That's Emma who has been reviewed on another site. She is borderline BBW but carries it well. She gives an above-average massage with lots of teasing. Pretty open menu after the first time. Looks nothing like her ad (does have soft large breasts). If you like prostate work, she's an excellent choice.

Appreciate the feedback. I haven't been able to see her yet but did have a dream about Annie. Young with a great body and gives a good massage and has a good setup in a loft area. Very up front about menu. Definitely worth visiting.

Gak.

[JackGolfer53]

Bruh, Apple just cancelled on me. If Honey is her handler that's a hard pass for me.

Now to try and salvage the night 😡.

I was told by another provider that Apple has a sister who is also in the hobby. She also told me that she (Apple's sister) is much larger than Apple. Not sure of her name never got it but she may be her sister. Let us know if you try the 4 hands.

Thanks.

[Bnxtc]

Review on other site says pictures not accurate.

Like most Indy providers, add 15-20 years and equal amounts in pounds. I made the usual verification, easy set up at a familiar apartment complex off gallows. Seems a few providers I know live in this same building. Head past security and down the hall, elevator, arrive at the room. Door opens as usual with a 40-50's plump provider behind the door. She was kinda cute but thick. Definitely older than the pictures. In my mind I was thinking "maybe this is her mom or just MMS taking me back to the room". Nope that was her. There's a divider set up in the living room so I'm sure other providers room there. SO, back to the room, asks if I want to shower, which I accept since I had just finished work. Cleaned and headed to the bedroom which was a warm room with a towel covering the bed.

I asked about the girl from the pic and her head drops. Well, at least she had a conscience, knew she was wrong, and needed to be reprimanded. She says lay face down and I oblige, kinda, since it's still just a bed with a pillow and I towel. She had to have grabbed a handful of lotion, mixed it with oil, and slathered it on my back. Her English was decent so I asked what was going on, and heard relax be good massage. Eh, wrong. I felt titties and I partially shaved Kitty which had stubble that grazed across my back. Not the worst experience, but running a close third. This continues for fifteen minutes, and she proceeds to clean me off with a warm towel.

Flip comes, with a smidgen of light teasing and a CBJ which was average. She's mentions it's her first time. Sure lady, then she gets on all fours in front of me. At this point I was still laying down from the CBJ but jump up, realize she's assumed the position, and I dive in. I pound away for a while, pull her to the edge of the bed, flip her over and continue my journey, taking out a my frustrations for being lied with the pic of the woman I was expecting to see. Finished up in the bag, and she cleaned me up. Definitely nothing to write home about. She mentions other ladies and says next time will be better. I skip the little bottle of water. And head out.

[ArtistOfWar1]

Review on other site says pictures not accurate.

Not even close😔.

[Tapas]

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs.../22482753.html

Quick copy and paste response, handler I suppose.

Amita is quoting me 200 hhr... thai Tiffany is quoting me 260 hhr. Hmmm

Review on other site says pictures not accurate.

[MischiefII93]

Visited Linda at Angel therapy Fairfax. Opted for HHR. Massage was good. At end she got nude and finished with HJ.

[ArtistOfWar1]

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs.../22482753.html

Quick copy and paste response, handler I suppose.

Amita is quoting me 200 hhr... thai Tiffany is quoting me 260 hhr. Hmmm

[Bobby D53]

This one has little in terms of demonstrable skills or experience. When a provider uses elbows only for the majority of the session than anything else it's a clear sign they haven't got a clue. I suspect if you're like me you'll know pretty early on that you're being bulshited. The only enthusiasm shown is for Tips and finishing early.

Shorts on time; not a good experience. That feeling of why the f did I bother.

Extras available but wouldn't go there, not worth the time or effort.

Good location and venue. In short, if you want to avoid ridiculous upselling and that familiar feeling of leaving a place very dissatisfied with someone that doesn't even bother to be polite or provide a basic service, suggest not to go.

Hit a new low in terms of service which I didn't think was possible in this area which is already pretty low.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../18124943.html

The board provides valuable information, but one must use it effectively. Before venturing out, the most important thing is to decide what you want to get out of your dream. For me I like different flavors depending on the day. If massage is more important to me than the HE, then I'll pick a provider I know will give me a real professional massage. If I'm horny and just need to bust a nut in some girl, then I have providers for that as well. It really depends on the kind of mood I'm in and that's how I maximize the success of my visit. Knowledge is power.

Most independent Thai masseuses are escorts first and foremost. If you are going to Lisa for instance it's not for the massage.

She is a sweet girl but who like most in her predicament has no formal education in the US. She went to school in Thailand (not for massage) but those vocational skills do not transfer over as easily in America so escorting becomes the only lucrative alternative when you got mouths to feed and need to pay for the roof over your head.

She's only 30 so she's much younger than some of the mainstay independent Thais here, but she shouldn't be your go to for massage. KK and Candy I would argue are the reverse Lisa. They pride themselves on giving a good massage and provide extras only as means to keep you coming back. I've never had a problem with her attitude and I've dealt with my fair share of sour experiences, but put yourself in their shoes for a moment. When you're getting fucked upwards of 10 times a day, 6 days a week.

By men of all ages / sizes / odors / and all the quirky or pushy personalities in between, let's see how polite you'd be at the end of the day.

Burnout and exhaustion is a very real thing for these girls, and the train will never stop. Nor can we control its destination. But we can choose the right train that will take us home.

Every river ends with me. -TD.

TheDrowned, this is one of the best realistic reviews I have read to-date. It really does put in perspective what these ladies go through to feed their families overseas or here in NOVA. Upward of 10 times a day, 6 days a week with all types of ages, odors, pushy personalities? That's reality and would make anyone think twice about how these women make a living. A few of my regulars have opened up to me and told me stories about being robbed by "newbies" and even pepper spraying some aggressive guys. That's why I always try to be respectful. Always. Again, great review.

[Bobby D53]

Not sure if this is the right place, but I wanted to compare the AMPs that I've been with a PV agency. To be honest, with what some AMPs ask for tip. I found it totally worth it. Met Maria from BG and she was amazing with also great personality. Not sure if I'll go back to the AMP with the other agencies available. Just throwing it out there. Maybe I'm missing something, but the AMPs I have been to haven't been great.

Sorry, not from the area. What does BG stand for?

See Private Viewing Discussion / Review Thread. Post #374.

[ArtistOfWar1]

Honey is the wonderful individual that typically handles Apples scheduling. I've never received a massage from her, however, thru text she is as kind as Apple is voluptuous. Met her one time in passing. Didn't realize she was entering the playing field. Good to know.

Bruh, Apple just cancelled on me. If Honey is her handler that's a hard pass for me.

Now to try and salvage the night 😡.

[Bnxtc]

I see Apple in Tysons is offering 4 hands with a provider named Honey. Anyone met this provider at Lincoln? Details?

Honey is the wonderful individual that typically handles Apples scheduling. I've never received a massage from her, however, thru text she is as kind as Apple is voluptuous. Met her one time in passing. Didn't realize she was entering the playing field. Good to know.

[Strandan]

I see Apple in Tysons is offering 4 hands with a provider named Honey. Anyone met this provider at Lincoln? Details?

[DoctorDoctor]

You bring up some really fair points, of course now that most of my blood is flowing into my brain I can answer a little more accurately.

I thought the table shower looked clean and well furnished but the rooms are still the very same rooms they were with Jin.

I think the place overall is very minimalist in nature. Definitely not immaculate like you would find at Spa Sung for instance. Rooms did have doors though if I recall, so, the curtains are gone. However specifically the room I was in had an open window that was adjacent to the front desk. And the only veil for said window was a cheap set roller shades.

Truthfully when I went to visit Connie it was in the evening when everyone else in the building had gone home; since we were alone I wasn't really worried about the idea of people listening and / or walking in us during the *cough* ahem. Massage.

But yes, if there is a scenario where they're multiple girls servicing customers throughout the day with thin walls surrounded by legitimate businesses I can foresee this becoming a problem unless Connie does some serious redecorating.

Jin installed a table shower years ago. Back in the old TMR days, she tried to keep up with times. Recall one or two times she washed me. It was always covered with a small towel. Some parts were not touched. Think there was also a stand up shower.

Anyway, after a few TS it seemed off the table, so to speak.

[TheDrowned]

TD,

Thanks for that very full and complete report. I was a customer of Jin's pre-Covid. Her place was convenient and inconspicuous. I only knew her place as providing legitimate Chinese massage in a somewhat Spartan environment. I was unaware if she had a shower, or even table shower facility in her place. I was never offered the opportunity to take one.

What I recall, however, is her Front Office always appeared untidy, with her desk littered with food, bills, letters, newspapers and magazines. I also recall the massage rooms were outfitted at minimal cost. Yes, the towels and sheets were clean, but the walls in the rooms did not go up to the ceiling. I cannot recall whether there were proper doors or just curtains separating the room from the small hallway. You could hear conversations between therapists over the piped in classical music.

So, what I want to know is whether Ms. Connie (or her "investors") have upgraded the place beyond a table shower room? Are there proper rooms with a decent level of privacy?

I appreciate you taking one for the team. It will be interesting to discover whether Ms. Connie and her incoming staff will become a gold standard full service KAMP.

Vaughn.

You bring up some really fair points, of course now that most of my blood is flowing into my brain I can answer a little more accurately.

I thought the table shower looked clean and well furnished but the rooms are still the very same rooms they were with Jin.

I think the place overall is very minimalist in nature. Definitely not immaculate like you would find at Spa Sung for instance. Rooms did have doors though if I recall, so, the curtains are gone. However specifically the room I was in had an open window that was adjacent to the front desk. And the only veil for said window was a cheap set roller shades.

Truthfully when I went to visit Connie it was in the evening when everyone else in the building had gone home; since we were alone I wasn't really worried about the idea of people listening and / or walking in us during the *cough* ahem. Massage.

But yes, if there is a scenario where they're multiple girls servicing customers throughout the day with thin walls surrounded by legitimate businesses I can foresee this becoming a problem unless Connie does some serious redecorating.