Massage Parlor Reports

[GearBox65]

What's up fellow mongers from the next valley over. I'll be working in SG a couple times a month now and was hoping some of you could educate me on the best Lmps in the area or even FS AMPs as long as the tech has similar measurements like what you would expect from a Lmp. I can return the favor sharing my knowledge of SF.

[HiHoMan]

Had to try this place after going through all the lineup in my usual place.

40 house 1. 2 tip.

First visit got a 30 something okay looking Chinese. 5 ft 2. About 120 lbs. Good attitude, decent massage skills. On flip ask what I wanted. Said everything. Asked how much I would tip. Ok for 1. 2. Nice nipples, good for sucking. A bit looser then I'm used to. But overall ok for price.

Went back the next week because she said other girl is younger. Girl was younger, late 20's, but also bigger. Say 140. Massage sucked. Wanted 1. 4 settled for 1. 2. Didn't let me near her nipples. Used her arm to cover. Frustrated me, but her hole was tight, so I banged away for 10 minutes, until her head hit the wall a couple of times.

I prefer petite so probably won't be going back until they get new girls.

Need to find a new place now, any recommendations in the El Monte area?

[Member #6354]

318 S Glendora Ave in WestCo. Use the back entrance.

How is Angel spas talent and menu these days? I've been trying not to hobby close to home but might need some rest, relaxation, and relief after work today.

[Maxen]

How is that spot anyway? Been meaning to check it out.

Decent until Archie Bunker ruined it for me.

My goto was Kelly but she's long gone. The owner is old she switched out a girl on me once and she woke me up with a BBBJ, but she's old and not attractive to me and I'm an old dude. Felt good so just let her finish just closed my eyes tight, good thing I have a vivid imagination LOL.

[LostLimit]

How is that spot anyway? Been meaning to check it out.

Mainly old women in their 40's+.

[CalieeDrm]

Was at that spot and some douche bag dude in the next room is trying to short the tech. I can hear the arguing and pick up a little mandarin she's saying really loud, what pisses me off is that why do white dudes have to speak in a 'Charlie Chan' accent believing that this will better communicate what they're saying? Fucken douche got me so pissed I was going to dress up and mess with him in the parking lot, brought out the Triad in me. But my tech calmed me down and told me to chill and thanked me for coming in or else she would of had to deal with the a hole.

People please a little respect for these women who we go to to get our rocks off. Whatever you think, it isn't cool that you try to 'ditch the check at the end of the meal' and you never know who behind door number 3. You just might 'trigger' the wrong 'Charlie Chan'.

Sorry for the rant just another pissed off chink. So solly I fuhhhghet to kicka yo asa in parking lot.

How is that spot anyway? Been meaning to check it out.

[Maxen]

Was at that spot and some douche bag dude in the next room is trying to short the tech. I can hear the arguing and pick up a little mandarin she's saying really loud, what pisses me off is that why do white dudes have to speak in a 'Charlie Chan' accent believing that this will better communicate what they're saying? Fucken douche got me so pissed I was going to dress up and mess with him in the parking lot, brought out the Triad in me. But my tech calmed me down and told me to chill and thanked me for coming in or else she would of had to deal with the a hole.

People please a little respect for these women who we go to to get our rocks off. Whatever you think, it isn't cool that you try to 'ditch the check at the end of the meal' and you never know who behind door number 3. You just might 'trigger' the wrong 'Charlie Chan'.

Sorry for the rant just another pissed off chink. So solly I fuhhhghet to kicka yo asa in parking lot.

[BenderOver]

Went back to VIP on Valley near SG. It's a block away from Annie's Pizza across the street. I've reviewed it before and this may be the last time. Each time I go, I see a different girl. The boss is a really ugly big boned / fat-ass that doesn't know a thing about running a business. She doesn't speak english, and the little that she can grunt out is the most rude shit any business owner could possibly say to a client. The girls change all the time, and no doubt it's likely because the working environment just sucks there. I think she's pissed off that she can't get any guys to pick her, and the guys all want to get a massage from the other younger, skinnier, prettier ladies. And trust me, don't take those comparisons like I'm saying the other girls are hot. They're not that great.

So back to the review part of this write up.

Saw Eva today. She says she's new and grilled me as to what my race was, who I've seen before, you know. The works. But I satisfied all the tests and she seemed to genuinely be attracted to me a slight bit.

For some reason, she turned me down on the 60 minute massage and said something about the boss forcing her to only take 30 minute massages. Ok, 40 bucks for 30 minutes. I lay face down and the massage is innocent. Rather sucked techniques because 5 minutes of pushing on my back randomly with no oil or lotion, we really can't call that a massage. On the flip, she asks me what I want, and I reply everything. She asks for 120 and I balk. I give her the "I usually pay 100 for that" and she said no. 120 is the minimum. With the economy so fucked up these days, I knew before hand that 120 was the likely hit. She asked me to pay first, which I did.

When she returned, the service was really pretty decent, except all covered. She did get fully naked. LFK with feeling. Nipple licking on me which I like. Applied the cover with her mouth. I hate CBJ's. And all positions available. Wasn't at all tight, and I'd qualify her as being a bit loose. Combination of the thick latex, the loose vag, her being a bit big boned, the room being a little warmer than I liked with me sweating like a pig, and the 30 minute session quickly turning into a "you need to finish now" session, it turns out that today wasn't my day to pop. Still left happy that I ended getting a good 20 minute sweaty fuck session, just no big ending.

L face was a 7. Could be considered cute. She really needed to lose 5 pounds to look cute, lose 10 pounds to look nice, lose 15 pounds to look hot. Probably in her early 30's. Body was a 6. 5 to a 7. Most of it looked pretty good except for the fact that she was overweight. The pros were, smooth skin, great curves in the ass and titties, natural and firm, nice nips, shaved kitty, all of it looked pretty nice. But again, the con was that she's like 10 pounds over. When I laid her down mish, the line drawn from her hip to her underarms was a straight line. The top of her body in mish was just rows of rolls. Titties. Rolls. Gut. Rolls. Belly. Rolls. Damnit, losing 10 pounds could easily jack her up to 7. 5 8. 0 scale.

A started off being a 8. 5 to a 9. She LFK'd me several times like she was attracted. But then when money talk started, it was pretty apparent she's heavy in the business sense. That and the "you finish now or I have to charge you more" bullshit drops her score down to 6.

S 6 In the sense that the CBJ and cfs were pretty good, I would usually score decently high. But for what I paid 40 + 120, that's a god damn full hour service I should have gotten and not a 30 minute session. So the service was good and if it was an hours worth, I definitely would have raised the rating to 7. 5 to 8. 5.

E 40 + 120 for hhr total and no overage. CBJ CFS service. No way that's worth it. I should have kicked in the extra 80 and taken the hour session DFK BBBJ CFS with Tamira in Pasadena.

RR No more going back to this place for me. This particular visit felt like a rip off. I'd recommend, but if you go argue for the hour, pay the 50, and the tip for similar service is still 120.

[JackHolly]

Great service and all but $. 8 for a HJ? (25 all in).

No wonder the prices keep rising.

Unless she is very young and hot hot hot then ok.

125 for HJ MSOG is a pretty good price, even if the girl is only halfway attractive. If it was just one shot, then the price is just ok and kind of in line with what everyone seems to be charging these days.

[Eilers]

Where's Angel Spa. I just tried searching myself and no luck.

318 S Glendora Ave in WestCo. Use the back entrance.

[Seeking Sex]

I believe I read here that Merced Accu had a Japanese therapist. I called and she said yes, and her name is Megumi.

I arrived and Megumi let me in. She looks good and speaks very good English. However, I am 99.99% sure that she is not Japanese but pretending to be one. I am not fluent but can speak a few basic words in Japanese and have been to Japan many times. She was talking to the other girl in Chinese and did not respond to me anyway when I greeted her in Japanese. She said that she knows Japanese and is from Tokyo. I just don't like this and will NOT go back there.

Service was okay, 40 +140 for CFS. Just a so so experience but made worse by the deception.

[LoudPineapple3]

Saw Yuki at the door. Very young petite, Chinese, I would say.

Mid 20's. Looked cute with mask on and friendly. I asked her for the FS but she only offered HJ. Didn't take the offer as I was lookin for more.

Where's Angel Spa. I just tried searching myself and no luck.

[LostLimit]

Saw Yuki at the door. Very young petite, Chinese, I would say.

Mid 20's. Looked cute with mask on and friendly. I asked her for the FS but she only offered HJ. Didn't take the offer as I was lookin for more.

[KekandLolz]

Interesting I thought Shirley was the only girl in that place. Its to bad Jennifer doesn't offer extras here?

Have you ever seen Shirley? What does she look like?

[WhoreMaster 91]

Jennifer used to be in Irwindale at 888 PT now she is in the spot I had for Shirley on E Valley. She gave me a punch card when I left.

Interesting I thought Shirley was the only girl in that place. Its to bad Jennifer doesn't offer extras here?