Massage Parlor Reports

**Moss734** · 06-22-22 22:56

Stopped by this evening after seeing a positive review on RM. I think they have new management. Younger girl answered the door, seemed like she was just answering the door since another girl in a black dress comes around the corner and gets me. Seemed nice enough and as far as I could tell doable. When I get in the room I say 1 hr and she says $70. Wow, a little steep but ok hopefully there is a table shower for this price. She returns and tells me to lay down so nope, no shower. I'd give her a 4/10 on the massage, really just no pressure and I think she was just going through the motions. I could tell she was getting impatient so I flip and she asks me what I want. I say I have $120 for everything and she says CBJ. She responds $170. I pause and think about it and say no, I'll come back next time than. She repeats $120 for CBJ and I repeat "next time than". She gets mad and barks "ok $120 this time". I say "not anymore, your already pissed". My experience when they get pissed like that the session than turns to shit. She tells me what about my tip than? "Didn't I just pay $70 for a massage? " I replied. She rolls her eyes and leaves the room. I wait 5 minutes and she doesn't return so I dress and wait for her. I was about to just leave but she comes in and I say I'm leaving. I ask her name and she didn't respond, just walked me to the door. First of all the $70 house fee is higher than all the other Chinese spas AND doesn't include a table shower. If I wanted to spend $240 I'd go to the KSPA where I know I'll get a table shower, sauna AND a nice massage before anything. Alternatively should've just went down the street to BHC, at least I know what I'm getting into there. Just an unideal session, but I'm glad I didn't settle or cave to her. Stay vigilante if you know its going downhill.

**Jinurso** · 06-22-22 17:24

Originally Posted by BootyLover1 [View Original Post]

Pics for AMPs are a joke. But are the pics accurate for CLM accurate? Looks TGTBT.

About half of them are accurate. Another few are of the girl but misleading or dated, and at least two of them are entirely different women. The biggest offenders are Sandra and Nicole. They don't even resemble the women in the photos. I've been generally fine with everybody else.

On the other hand, Sandra and Nicole are also two of the best fucks there.

**Member #6913** · 06-22-22 17:03

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

PSA for guys who don't visit apartment and only go to spas. Just got a text from Kiki at 819 who had left an apartment and started at 819 yesterday. I saw her but did not write a review as it was at the end of her apartment rotation. I was not aware she was staying in Chicago as I had assumed she was going home to LA.

She is one of the better ass lickers that I have met. If you can't bring yourself to see Judy because of her old age, then Kiki is a good alternative. Way younger, much prettier and nice juicy ass. And her speciality position is CG. She can bounce like no others. It's funny and fitting that her wechat name is rabbit. She sure can fuck like a rabbit. Go see her and ask her to be on top and hang on for a wild ride lol.

They get a good rotation, this one sounds right up my alley. Thanks!

**BootyLover1** · 06-22-22 13:55

Pics for AMPs are a joke. But are the pics accurate for CLM accurate? Looks TGTBT.

**OF Charlie** · 06-22-22 13:24

PSA for guys who don't visit apartment and only go to spas. Just got a text from Kiki at 819 who had left an apartment and started at 819 yesterday. I saw her but did not write a review as it was at the end of her apartment rotation. I was not aware she was staying in Chicago as I had assumed she was going home to LA.

She is one of the better ass lickers that I have met. If you can't bring yourself to see Judy because of her old age, then Kiki is a good alternative. Way younger, much prettier and nice juicy ass. And her speciality position is CG. She can bounce like no others. It's funny and fitting that her wechat name is rabbit. She sure can fuck like a rabbit. Go see her and ask her to be on top and hang on for a wild ride lol.

**Jinurso** · 06-22-22 12:50

Originally Posted by DaddyOne23 [View Original Post]

Been meaning to get to this quick review out, just super busy lately. But I did see heidi about a week ago since review was requested. She is a really cool chick and a fairly open menu and into the session. I appreciated that. I will say she did not really turn me on looks wise. Belly a little bigger than I'd like. Tho not close to bbw or anything like that, but I am picky in that regard. LOL. I just decided to give a quick review. I really did vibe well with her as a person tho.

Appreciate the review! I have a couple of questions.

Was she American or some other nationality? If another nationality, was she still easy to communicate with?

How old would you like guess she is?

You mentioned a fairly open menu. Does that mean BBBJ? DATY? DFK? What was the upcharge for that?

**Rodney1117** · 06-22-22 12:14

Originally Posted by BenBeck [View Original Post]

Fair enough. Thanks for the follow up. You'd think, though, he'd at least respond to people after vaguely sounding the alarm and saying "Msg me for details!

I did just find his comment on RM saying roughly that. Heard of from a friend who heard it from a friend who.

I took one for the monger world and went to see Judy myself. I called setup the appointment, arrived on time, storefront location, could be busy with foot traffic but wasn't this day. The bell was taped over, so I knocked. Judy appeared dressed in "Sailor" type dress (blue with a white fly collar), opened the door and confirmed it was I that had called. Paid the door fee, asked if I wanted the table shower then or afterwards. I chose then. The TS was decent, she paid attention to all crevices, thoroughly. I got the feeling if I offered myself (raised my hips) more would have ensued. The rest was good. The massage was decent. Sort of a medium technique but ok. On the flip, received an ok BJ with catch. I won't repeat but had to see for myself. This was last week. No sac inflammation, no other signs of physical distress. I hope this will be helpful to any one that wants to see Judy. She's a nice lady, older, but nice. Be kind to her.

**UncannyKink** · 06-22-22 12:08

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

I assume you're referring to Ashley, or one of the other girls?

Yeah, I was talking about Ashley.

**DaddyOne23** · 06-22-22 11:55

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

I've been trying to see Cameron but she seems to book up quickly. I'm going to try to get her first thing tomorrow.

I haven't had a session with Ashley yet but I've seen her and you're right she is SEXY. The photos make her little a little BBWish, but in real life the thickness sits much better on her. I'll TOFTT with Cameron if someone does a recent review of Ashley.

Every time Suzie goes away and comes back her menu is different. Last time she had a boyfriend and only did CBJ and DATY. During the pandemic she only did CBJ. Before she was up for just about anything.

There are a whole lot of girls on this week it looks like. Hope we get some new reviews.

Been meaning to get to this quick review out, just super busy lately. But I did see heidi about a week ago since review was requested. She is a really cool chick and a fairly open menu and into the session. I appreciated that. I will say she did not really turn me on looks wise. Belly a little bigger than I'd like. Tho not close to bbw or anything like that, but I am picky in that regard. LOL. I just decided to give a quick review. I really did vibe well with her as a person tho.

**Jinurso** · 06-21-22 18:52

Originally Posted by UncannyKink [View Original Post]

Covered (so far) in my experience, the massage prelude didn't give enough time to gauge if she's multi pop.

I assume you're referring to Ashley, or one of the other girls?

**Jayp80** · 06-21-22 17:35

Was in the area and decided to try Angel on Van Buren, not much to day. She runs an assembly line so I actually had to walk past a dude leaving when I was coming in. She provides out of an old school Chicago office building, the kind of place Capone probably used to use to meet with his underbosses in the 20's. She texts a door code that you use to get upstairs and you make your way to her office. I've read a number of reports of her falling asleep during sessions but from my interaction with her she's probably faking it to get out of doing any real work. Looks wise she's the lady that takes your to go order at your fav Chinese spot, nothing special or sexy skinny, small breasts, hairy Bush and short but for those on a budget she has a very low entry fee $. I would not repeat.

**DogginUSA** · 06-21-22 17:18

Originally Posted by LaughingM123 [View Original Post]

Does anyone know if there are any good massages within the loop? I can't seem to find any reliable sounding place through rubmaps.

I'm looking for the same. I wasn't supposed to be in town this week but looks like I'm here anyway if anyone can DM mean spot that would be great. Thanks!

**StlCards4000** · 06-21-22 17:13

Originally Posted by LS4V8 [View Original Post]

Been there twice over the last few weeks. I have seen Candy (the doe eyed Asian cutie with the huge natural rack) and the Thai redhead (can't remember her name) with bolt-ons. Got nude L1 with each for a buck. Massage was amazing from both girls, but for the fun the redhead had much, much better hand technique. She could really work her hands. Candy's hand technique wasn't very good but she was prettier IMO.

The negotiations were very hush hush with a lot of winks which was actually kind of a turn-on. Reminded me of sneaking sex at my mom and dad's as a teen growing up LOL.

Anyone know if they do nude bodyglides? Or is that a CLM only thing? I'd have asked but didn't really feel like I clicked with them yet, it was my first visit with either of them.

How big are candy tits? DD? Even bigger. I love big natural Asian tits.

**Lamer12** · 06-21-22 16:41

Your review of Candy is spot on. I saw her yesterday and her technique isn't great, but she took directions well so overall a positive experience.

Originally Posted by LS4V8 [View Original Post]

Been there twice over the last few weeks. I have seen Candy (the doe eyed Asian cutie with the huge natural rack) and the Thai redhead (can't remember her name) with bolt-ons. Got nude L1 with each for a buck. Massage was amazing from both girls, but for the fun the redhead had much, much better hand technique. She could really work her hands. Candy's hand technique wasn't very good but she was prettier IMO.

The negotiations were very hush hush with a lot of winks which was actually kind of a turn-on. Reminded me of sneaking sex at my mom and dad's as a teen growing up LOL.

Anyone know if they do nude bodyglides? Or is that a CLM only thing? I'd have asked but didn't really feel like I clicked with them yet, it was my first visit with either of them.

**UncannyKink** · 06-21-22 16:10

Originally Posted by Kabs3714 [View Original Post]

Agree with our fellow monger. Honestly, I love CLM but the girls have become much more transactional. I avoid the rotating Latinas and several of the mainstays, I find better success with the rotating Caucasian girls. Very interested to here any reviews on Ashley, April and Cameron. I confirmed Ashley is house + 200 for hour with BJ / FS but it was in a passing convo and didn't get if it was BBBJ and multi pop which is what I'm looking for at 420 all in LOL. Let us know who you saw and how it went!

Covered (so far) in my experience, the massage prelude didn't give enough time to gauge if she's multi pop.