Massage Parlor Reports

[OF Charlie]

PSA for guys who don't visit apartment and only go to spas. Just got a text from Kiki at 819 who had left an apartment and started at 819 yesterday. I saw her but did not write a review as it was at the end of her apartment rotation. I was not aware she was staying in Chicago as I had assumed she was going home to LA.

She is one of the better ass lickers that I have met. If you can't bring yourself to see Judy because of her old age, then Kiki is a good alternative. Way younger, much prettier and nice juicy ass. And her speciality position is CG. She can bounce like no others. It's funny and fitting that her wechat name is rabbit. She sure can fuck like a rabbit. Go see her and ask her to be on top and hang on for a wild ride lol.

[Jinurso]

Been meaning to get to this quick review out, just super busy lately. But I did see heidi about a week ago since review was requested. She is a really cool chick and a fairly open menu and into the session. I appreciated that. I will say she did not really turn me on looks wise. Belly a little bigger than I'd like. Tho not close to bbw or anything like that, but I am picky in that regard. LOL. I just decided to give a quick review. I really did vibe well with her as a person tho.

Appreciate the review! I have a couple of questions.

Was she American or some other nationality? If another nationality, was she still easy to communicate with?

How old would you like guess she is?

You mentioned a fairly open menu. Does that mean BBBJ? DATY? DFK? What was the upcharge for that?

[Rodney1117]

Fair enough. Thanks for the follow up. You'd think, though, he'd at least respond to people after vaguely sounding the alarm and saying "Msg me for details!

I did just find his comment on RM saying roughly that. Heard of from a friend who heard it from a friend who.

I took one for the monger world and went to see Judy myself. I called setup the appointment, arrived on time, storefront location, could be busy with foot traffic but wasn't this day. The bell was taped over, so I knocked. Judy appeared dressed in "Sailor" type dress (blue with a white fly collar), opened the door and confirmed it was I that had called. Paid the door fee, asked if I wanted the table shower then or afterwards. I chose then. The TS was decent, she paid attention to all crevices, thoroughly. I got the feeling if I offered myself (raised my hips) more would have ensued. The rest was good. The massage was decent. Sort of a medium technique but ok. On the flip, received an ok BJ with catch. I won't repeat but had to see for myself. This was last week. No sac inflammation, no other signs of physical distress. I hope this will be helpful to any one that wants to see Judy. She's a nice lady, older, but nice. Be kind to her.

[UncannyKink]

I assume you're referring to Ashley, or one of the other girls?

Yeah, I was talking about Ashley.

[DaddyOne23]

I've been trying to see Cameron but she seems to book up quickly. I'm going to try to get her first thing tomorrow.

I haven't had a session with Ashley yet but I've seen her and you're right she is SEXY. The photos make her little a little BBWish, but in real life the thickness sits much better on her. I'll TOFTT with Cameron if someone does a recent review of Ashley.

Every time Suzie goes away and comes back her menu is different. Last time she had a boyfriend and only did CBJ and DATY. During the pandemic she only did CBJ. Before she was up for just about anything.

There are a whole lot of girls on this week it looks like. Hope we get some new reviews.

Been meaning to get to this quick review out, just super busy lately. But I did see heidi about a week ago since review was requested. She is a really cool chick and a fairly open menu and into the session. I appreciated that. I will say she did not really turn me on looks wise. Belly a little bigger than I'd like. Tho not close to bbw or anything like that, but I am picky in that regard. LOL. I just decided to give a quick review. I really did vibe well with her as a person tho.

[Jinurso]

Covered (so far) in my experience, the massage prelude didn't give enough time to gauge if she's multi pop.

I assume you're referring to Ashley, or one of the other girls?

[Jayp80]

Was in the area and decided to try Angel on Van Buren, not much to day. She runs an assembly line so I actually had to walk past a dude leaving when I was coming in. She provides out of an old school Chicago office building, the kind of place Capone probably used to use to meet with his underbosses in the 20's. She texts a door code that you use to get upstairs and you make your way to her office. I've read a number of reports of her falling asleep during sessions but from my interaction with her she's probably faking it to get out of doing any real work. Looks wise she's the lady that takes your to go order at your fav Chinese spot, nothing special or sexy skinny, small breasts, hairy Bush and short but for those on a budget she has a very low entry fee $. I would not repeat.

[DogginUSA]

Does anyone know if there are any good massages within the loop? I can't seem to find any reliable sounding place through rubmaps.

I'm looking for the same. I wasn't supposed to be in town this week but looks like I'm here anyway if anyone can DM mean spot that would be great. Thanks!

[StlCards4000]

Been there twice over the last few weeks. I have seen Candy (the doe eyed Asian cutie with the huge natural rack) and the Thai redhead (can't remember her name) with bolt-ons. Got nude L1 with each for a buck. Massage was amazing from both girls, but for the fun the redhead had much, much better hand technique. She could really work her hands. Candy's hand technique wasn't very good but she was prettier IMO.

The negotiations were very hush hush with a lot of winks which was actually kind of a turn-on. Reminded me of sneaking sex at my mom and dad's as a teen growing up LOL.

Anyone know if they do nude bodyglides? Or is that a CLM only thing? I'd have asked but didn't really feel like I clicked with them yet, it was my first visit with either of them.

How big are candy tits? DD? Even bigger. I love big natural Asian tits.

[Lamer12]

Your review of Candy is spot on. I saw her yesterday and her technique isn't great, but she took directions well so overall a positive experience.

Been there twice over the last few weeks. I have seen Candy (the doe eyed Asian cutie with the huge natural rack) and the Thai redhead (can't remember her name) with bolt-ons. Got nude L1 with each for a buck. Massage was amazing from both girls, but for the fun the redhead had much, much better hand technique. She could really work her hands. Candy's hand technique wasn't very good but she was prettier IMO.

The negotiations were very hush hush with a lot of winks which was actually kind of a turn-on. Reminded me of sneaking sex at my mom and dad's as a teen growing up LOL.

Anyone know if they do nude bodyglides? Or is that a CLM only thing? I'd have asked but didn't really feel like I clicked with them yet, it was my first visit with either of them.

[UncannyKink]

Agree with our fellow monger. Honestly, I love CLM but the girls have become much more transactional. I avoid the rotating Latinas and several of the mainstays, I find better success with the rotating Caucasian girls. Very interested to here any reviews on Ashley, April and Cameron. I confirmed Ashley is house + 200 for hour with BJ / FS but it was in a passing convo and didn't get if it was BBBJ and multi pop which is what I'm looking for at 420 all in LOL. Let us know who you saw and how it went!

Covered (so far) in my experience, the massage prelude didn't give enough time to gauge if she's multi pop.

[Jinurso]

Agree with our fellow monger. Honestly, I love CLM but the girls have become much more transactional. I avoid the rotating Latinas and several of the mainstays, I find better success with the rotating Caucasian girls. Very interested to here any reviews on Ashley, April and Cameron. I confirmed Ashley is house + 200 for hour with BJ / FS but it was in a passing convo and didn't get if it was BBBJ and multi pop which is what I'm looking for at 420 all in LOL. Let us know who you saw and how it went!

Cameron I reviewed recently. Check out my post history. I haven't seen April or Ashley yet, although I ran into Ashley when I was there to see someone else and she's hotter than I thought she would be.

I haven't noticed an ethnic divide as much as an age divide when it comes to being transactional or not. Sandra, Nicol, Jessica, Melissa, Sara, Mia and Audrey are all very GFE, and all over 30.

Bella, April, Suzie, Lilly and Mila (when she was there) are all more transactional, and all younger than 30.

Zara isn't GFE in terms of her menu but she's very affectionate and outgoing. She's one of the youngest girls there. Not sure how to classify her.

[Member #6913]

Their standard operating procedure is to give you the intersection, text them when you park and they will give you the exact address and instructions for getting in. Once you do that you go in and your girl meets you inside. She'll probably offer you a shower and you should probably take it, even if you already took one. I do whatever she asks to ensure she is comfortable with my dick in her mouth.

From there it varies by the girl. If I'm not feeling a connection I'll ask at some point about the menu and make things transactional. If I am feeling a connection I'll go wherever the chemistry goes. Sometimes that's better than what's on the menu menu and sometimes that's worse.

Good luck.

Agree with our fellow monger. Honestly, I love CLM but the girls have become much more transactional. I avoid the rotating Latinas and several of the mainstays, I find better success with the rotating Caucasian girls. Very interested to here any reviews on Ashley, April and Cameron. I confirmed Ashley is house + 200 for hour with BJ / FS but it was in a passing convo and didn't get if it was BBBJ and multi pop which is what I'm looking for at 420 all in LOL. Let us know who you saw and how it went!

[BenBeck]

Yea this is productive, dude puts out a wild allegation against a long time and well known provider, I respond back saying he's just repeating what was said on another board. What should I have done, not responded and have people not visit her? Am I supposed to say he responded back to me and then replay back to 100 mongers 1 by one? Dude there was a 50 post long thread about macie and that was OK and this isn't?

You got that right. And you did say it was some whisper campaign and take it as just that.

The OP of the "Warning! Msg me for details!" Post who stepped away should have privately responded, if anything, not leave this ominous warning hanging out there.

Could have been anything from nosey neighbors to place was robbed, and anything in between. Sure, the OP was maybe trying to be helpful, but going silent has the opposite effect.

[BA4114]

Couldn't get into my normal place on short notice, so I opted for Linda in a pinch.

Above average massage, very light teasing, skillful and pleasant finish.

The MT was older and pretty overweight. Kept my eyes closed and dreamed of better days. But mission accomplished.