Massage Parlor Reports

**SyntorX** · 06-29-22 10:59

Originally Posted by RyanMillerArt [View Original Post]

It's weird I don't see reports on this place here. I never went before but it has a lot of reviews on RubMaps. I can't see those reviews without paying but anyhow. I dreamt about going and in the dream it turned out to be a decent time. Definitely a 45 minute and you're done sort of place. I got a gal named Lucky. She was kinda more emotionally detached than most but not a biggie. There was another gal there I wished to get but she was busy. Saw her on a smoke break. Should have gone in then.

TS was ok, not really playful but thorough (in my dream I got one of those sleep hard ons).

Backwalk next and gosh I love that. I love feet anyhow so that was totally my thing. After about five minutes it was the flip. Didn't take long for a handshake and she accommodated my desire for a certain position.

7 and. 5 (with inflation and our recession I opted for in between a. 4 and a. 6). She was happy and thanked for the tip.

But what can I say. It was all a dream. Better than my dream about Serenity Spa in that medical complex. And cheaper too. They are. 8 and want more for a simple shake.

There are a number of good AMPs that rarely get reviews or get no reviews here that are covered in rubmaps. That is why I pay to read rubmap reviews. I find the information here and in rubmaps complement each other.

**RyanMillerArt** · 06-29-22 09:42

It's weird I don't see reports on this place here. I never went before but it has a lot of reviews on RubMaps. I can't see those reviews without paying but anyhow. I dreamt about going and in the dream it turned out to be a decent time. Definitely a 45 minute and you're done sort of place. I got a gal named Lucky. She was kinda more emotionally detached than most but not a biggie. There was another gal there I wished to get but she was busy. Saw her on a smoke break. Should have gone in then.

TS was ok, not really playful but thorough (in my dream I got one of those sleep hard ons).

Backwalk next and gosh I love that. I love feet anyhow so that was totally my thing. After about five minutes it was the flip. Didn't take long for a handshake and she accommodated my desire for a certain position.

7 and. 5 (with inflation and our recession I opted for in between a. 4 and a. 6). She was happy and thanked for the tip.

But what can I say. It was all a dream. Better than my dream about Serenity Spa in that medical complex. And cheaper too. They are. 8 and want more for a simple shake.

**Finish** · 06-21-22 08:53

Been at Aberdeen Proving Ground for a month now and decided to share my experience.

First up, Maxim Asian Spa as listed on Rubmaps. $65 house fee, I gave a $20 tip. Two thumbs down, my masseuse was built like a tank, jeans and t-shirt, not attractive, spent 45 minutes rubbing my shoulders, on the flip asked me if I wanted extras I told her not to bother and we were done. No table shower was offered. Wouldn't go back if I was paid.

Next up Relax the Spa in Edgewood $60 house fee, $120 tip for FS. Didn't ask for a name, but cute spinner with bolt ons had a dragon tattoo on her stomach. Decent massage to start and on the flip, CBJ, CG, finished in missionary. They make you take off your shoes when you come in the door. Will definitely repeat.

**Cbsbb** · 03-22-22 21:53

Originally Posted by SkullNBones [View Original Post]

I was passing through Waldorf yesterday, and figured I could use a little relaxation. I found Waldorf Massage Spa in a very discreet medical building. I was met by a very over-zealous masseuse who ushered me back. She said (through very broken "Ingrish") that she was on the phone with Mamasan, who was complaining about business being slow. She said her name was Lena, and was older (50's). She started with a very thorough shower, she got all the nooks and crannies, then back to the massage room. She had me lay face down, and immediately dropped her dress. Although I really could have used a decent massage, that was not to happen. She ran her fingers lightly on my back for about 2 minutes, then asked me to flip. The menu was wide open but I settled for a standard handshake, much to her disappointment. .6 to house (half hour) and. 4 for her. I don't know what else is available in the area, but I probably wouldn't return unless there were no other options nearby and I really needed an open menu.

I did not get an immediate dress drop but I did get a CBJ for $. TS was as you said, I felt clean as a whistle and opted for the CBJ over the. 4 HJ. I was in the mood and was in the area from VA so figured I would give a go. The previous over zealous older lady was gone. They clearly have a type LOL.

**MikeK8727** · 03-21-22 08:22

I'm also interested in finding someplace or someone closer than Waldorf. If anyone has any information please PM me.

**KampKeuso** · 03-14-22 08:38

Originally Posted by KroMotor775 [View Original Post]

Gentlemen, in the same boat. Would love some recommendations closer than Waldorf.

Definitely curious on this front, sick of driving up to Waldorf for a decent time.

**KroMotor775** · 03-06-22 13:59

Originally Posted by Jbunk [View Original Post]

I sent ya a message.

Gentlemen, in the same boat. Would love some recommendations closer than Waldorf.

**SkullNBones** · 03-02-22 12:18

I was passing through Waldorf yesterday, and figured I could use a little relaxation. I found Waldorf Massage Spa in a very discreet medical building. I was met by a very over-zealous masseuse who ushered me back. She said (through very broken "Ingrish") that she was on the phone with Mamasan, who was complaining about business being slow. She said her name was Lena, and was older (50's). She started with a very thorough shower, she got all the nooks and crannies, then back to the massage room. She had me lay face down, and immediately dropped her dress. Although I really could have used a decent massage, that was not to happen. She ran her fingers lightly on my back for about 2 minutes, then asked me to flip. The menu was wide open but I settled for a standard handshake, much to her disappointment. .6 to house (half hour) and. 4 for her. I don't know what else is available in the area, but I probably wouldn't return unless there were no other options nearby and I really needed an open menu.

**Hd Rider** · 09-24-21 15:30

Originally Posted by Anx3126 [View Original Post]

Was on business don't know if it's Md or Delaware Md I think. Route 40 in Elkton just east of deluxe in. Spa wellness. Wow. Run don't walk hot girl and doesn't know how to say no.

Went for a visit, met yoyo average build 5' tall well endowed massage was just okay but the finish was a real workout hf 60.

Plus a benji for the extras. Stand up shower but with assist from her not much going on with that a very clean well kept place you can't miss the sign west bound 40.

**Anx3126** · 09-20-21 22:41

Was on business don't know if it's Md or Delaware Md I think. Route 40 in Elkton just east of deluxe in. Spa wellness. Wow. Run don't walk hot girl and doesn't know how to say no.

**OhuateOneToo69** · 02-09-21 19:07

Originally Posted by OhuateOneToo69 [View Original Post]

Her name is Yuna, and she normally gives a very good massage, I prefer firm massages, which she does well, though there have been a couple times that they were lighter than normal, probably just a long day. The other one there (I can't remember her name), was also outside smoking when I arrived once, and she really had no business giving a massage, she was All elbows and hard as can be, I had to ask her to relax (And I like a nice hard massage, but this was Not even a massage, it was just constant pokes and elbows), but the last time I went to see Yuna she was not the one sitting in the waiting area. So I think there is someone new there now. I may try next week.

So I just got a call from a close friend (a non forum member who likely doesn't know this forum exists), but a regular on the local scene so I trust his word! He went to Lucys in Owings today to see the new addition Sophia. He says it was likely the worst massage he has ever had, specifically rushed, too hard, no skill, had to stop her before she ripped a muscle out of his neck (and he is NOT a soft guy), and that was just the massage. Beyond that, horrible attitude as if she didn't want to be there. Session cut short and left extremely upset.

As always YMMV, but from my experience at this location, stick with Yuna, usually a great massage.

**OhuateOneToo69** · 02-09-21 12:59

Originally Posted by BiffSchwartz [View Original Post]

I moved to Lexington Park from NOVA recently and can't find a single AMP near me closer than Waldorf. An AMP would make a killing around here due to the Navy base I'm sure.

Anyway was driving up Route 4 north of Prince Frederick (Owings) and noticed a neon Open sign and it caught my eye. There was an Asian MILF out smoking a cigarette in front of what was obviously an AMP. Even though it was 815 AM I did a you-turn to check it out. They were indeed open at that early hour, which I prefer. She took me back to the room and provided a very nice, relaxing massage with a superior finish. She told me her name, it sounded like YuLi but couldn't really tell through the mask. IIRC the damages were .4 30 and .5 hour on a follow-on visit. Standard NOVA tip.

When I left I grabbed a card, it's called Lucy's Health Acupressure Spa (did not say Lucy's on the sign outside). It also listed 2 other addresses, Edgewater and Stevensville MD. Thankfully I now have a spot a little closer and can simply adjust my routing when traveling north.

Her name is Yuna, and she normally gives a very good massage, I prefer firm massages, which she does well, though there have been a couple times that they were lighter than normal, probably just a long day. The other one there (I can't remember her name), was also outside smoking when I arrived once, and she really had no business giving a massage, she was All elbows and hard as can be, I had to ask her to relax (And I like a nice hard massage, but this was Not even a massage, it was just constant pokes and elbows), but the last time I went to see Yuna she was not the one sitting in the waiting area. So I think there is someone new there now. I may try next week.

**KampKeuso** · 02-08-21 18:20

Any AMPs in California? This place seems big enough to warrant one or two, but haven't seen anything.

**Jbunk** · 02-08-21 15:13

I sent ya a message.

Originally Posted by BiffSchwartz [View Original Post]

I moved to Lexington Park from NOVA recently and can't find a single AMP near me closer than Waldorf. An AMP would make a killing around here due to the Navy base I'm sure.

Anyway was driving up Route 4 north of Prince Frederick (Owings) and noticed a neon Open sign and it caught my eye. There was an Asian MILF out smoking a cigarette in front of what was obviously an AMP. Even though it was 815 AM I did a you-turn to check it out. They were indeed open at that early hour, which I prefer. She took me back to the room and provided a very nice, relaxing massage with a superior finish. She told me her name, it sounded like YuLi but couldn't really tell through the mask. IIRC the damages were .4 30 and .5 hour on a follow-on visit. Standard NOVA tip.

When I left I grabbed a card, it's called Lucy's Health Acupressure Spa (did not say Lucy's on the sign outside). It also listed 2 other addresses, Edgewater and Stevensville MD. Thankfully I now have a spot a little closer and can simply adjust my routing when traveling north.

**BiffSchwartz** · 02-07-21 12:33

I moved to Lexington Park from NOVA recently and can't find a single AMP near me closer than Waldorf. An AMP would make a killing around here due to the Navy base I'm sure.

Anyway was driving up Route 4 north of Prince Frederick (Owings) and noticed a neon Open sign and it caught my eye. There was an Asian MILF out smoking a cigarette in front of what was obviously an AMP. Even though it was 815 AM I did a you-turn to check it out. They were indeed open at that early hour, which I prefer. She took me back to the room and provided a very nice, relaxing massage with a superior finish. She told me her name, it sounded like YuLi but couldn't really tell through the mask. IIRC the damages were .4 30 and .5 hour on a follow-on visit. Standard NOVA tip.

When I left I grabbed a card, it's called Lucy's Health Acupressure Spa (did not say Lucy's on the sign outside). It also listed 2 other addresses, Edgewater and Stevensville MD. Thankfully I now have a spot a little closer and can simply adjust my routing when traveling north.