Massage Parlor Reports

**AmaznAzn** · 06-22-22 14:02

Originally Posted by Pdx503 [View Original Post]

F that!. I don't evenlike running into another guy customer. A guy at the front desk is always a hard No for me. If a provider is with another person, I leave and say better luck next time. I'm not interested in interrupting a guys session to get his mid session seconds.

But you are always getting seconds, once you step into the spa and a provider leaves a room to greet you the session has already been interrupted. I don't hold onto a fantasy that I'm the only one this girl has seen today nor to the fact that she wants to hear my life story even if she's the one asking the questions. I would much rather see a monger on the way out and him give me a thumbs up or down to let me know what I may or may not be getting into.

**Zippy69** · 06-22-22 12:42

Has anyone here seen her recently. I used to go before Covid. $189- $200 for the hour was a great massage and fuck. (Professionally masseuse) She was super nice and friendly. Easy discrete locations.

She went away for a lot of covid but is back with super jacked rates. I'm assuming the rate to fuck her is $330 and massage only is $180. I'm trying to confirm. No way would I pay $330 to fuck her. The only downside is her pussy didn't smell great. So no DATY attempt was made.

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....AND-NEW-PHOTOS!AND-A-SPECIAL! AMAZING-cute-Busty-SUPER-PRIVATE-incall- (HR180)&highlight=Massage19861.

**Zippy69** · 06-22-22 12:35

Originally Posted by Trux1 [View Original Post]

I am the only person that ever reported on it. Strictly legit. With nearly 20 AMP's in a 2 mile circle I think they'll have a tough time, but maybe not if a guy is working there.

If you want a good legit experience in that area Maya and Asian touch are good choices, or Ocean (downtown).

I went to Ocean downtown a couple years ago. Completely legit. Not even a hint that more was available.

Thanks for the information on Zen Pro.

**NewLook146** · 06-21-22 22:09

Dropped at little late in the last weekend, met Wendy I guess, asian masked and took. 4 HH, little flat b cups, sucked that for a while, and I asked pull her mask down, yeah right she is probably touching 50's, she demanded tips. 5, I want just finish and leave, but thought why not just relieve having a load, so I asked her to turn and fucked her ass. Zero massage, possibly won't repeat.

**Trux1** · 06-21-22 10:07

Originally Posted by Fun1313 [View Original Post]

I hadn't been on the table for more than 5 minutes when I heard another guy enter the shop and say something along the line of 'is she with another customer'. I didn't catch much after that, but my masseuse and the gentleman out front very quiet like switched places and he began rubbing me. WTF.

I don't plan on returning, but I'm curious if anyone has ever gotten lucky here? I think I would have enjoyed even a legit massage by the woman LOL. It was off to a good start.

I am the only person that ever reported on it. Strictly legit. With nearly 20 AMP's in a 2 mile circle I think they'll have a tough time, but maybe not if a guy is working there.

If you want a good legit experience in that area Maya and Asian touch are good choices, or Ocean (downtown).

**Pdx503** · 06-21-22 02:45

F that!. I don't evenlike running into another guy customer. A guy at the front desk is always a hard No for me. If a provider is with another person, I leave and say better luck next time. I'm not interested in interrupting a guys session to get his mid session seconds.

Originally Posted by Fun1313 [View Original Post]

I'm sure I've seen reports of other visits here, but I couldn't find them when I was using the search option. ?

I stopped by on Saturday night. All things point to a legit massage. A little too clean, gentleman working the front desk, walls didn't reach the ceiling, actually sheets on the bed LOL. I went ahead and request a 60 min massage. A lady in her 40's led me back to the room. The table was heated and she began with my back and quickly jumped up to straddle me while rubbing my upper back. She then started using her knees to massage my legs and bag. I love it when they do that.

I hadn't been on the table for more than 5 minutes when I heard another guy enter the shop and say something along the line of 'is she with another customer'. I didn't catch much after that, but my masseuse and the gentleman out front very quiet like switched places and he began rubbing me. WTF.

I don't plan on returning, but I'm curious if anyone has ever gotten lucky here? I think I would have enjoyed even a legit massage by the woman LOL. It was off to a good start.

**OneOne9** · 06-20-22 23:52

Originally Posted by Fun1313 [View Original Post]

I hadn't been on the table for more than 5 minutes when I heard another guy enter the shop and say something along the line of 'is she with another customer'. I didn't catch much after that, but my masseuse and the gentleman out front very quiet like switched places and he began rubbing me. WTF..

No fu#king way would I allow a guy rubbing me I would never return to a shop that pulled that kind of sh%t.

**DonnyT** · 06-20-22 20:11

Originally Posted by Dexxzy [View Original Post]

What's a fupa?

Fat upper pussy area.

**AverageJoseph** · 06-20-22 20:09

Originally Posted by Dexxzy [View Original Post]

What's a fupa?

From websters:

FUPA (foopah); acronym, Frontal Upper Pelvic Area. Usually used to describe a woman with a front butt. "That woman has a huge FUPA".

**Dexxzy** · 06-20-22 19:07

Originally Posted by AverageJoseph [View Original Post]

Unfortunately she had a hideous tattoo on her fupa that was really ugly. Probably hiding a scar.

What's a fupa?

**Fun1313** · 06-20-22 15:48

I'm sure I've seen reports of other visits here, but I couldn't find them when I was using the search option. ?

I stopped by on Saturday night. All things point to a legit massage. A little too clean, gentleman working the front desk, walls didn't reach the ceiling, actually sheets on the bed LOL. I went ahead and request a 60 min massage. A lady in her 40's led me back to the room. The table was heated and she began with my back and quickly jumped up to straddle me while rubbing my upper back. She then started using her knees to massage my legs and bag. I love it when they do that.

I hadn't been on the table for more than 5 minutes when I heard another guy enter the shop and say something along the line of 'is she with another customer'. I didn't catch much after that, but my masseuse and the gentleman out front very quiet like switched places and he began rubbing me. WTF.

I don't plan on returning, but I'm curious if anyone has ever gotten lucky here? I think I would have enjoyed even a legit massage by the woman LOL. It was off to a good start.

**OneOne9** · 06-20-22 15:23

Originally Posted by DosedAgn [View Original Post]

Did you try them out?

I called them and they raised their rates already so I didn't go. Most Vancouver MPs are still 40/30 I see no reason to pay 50/30.

**AverageJoseph** · 06-20-22 14:34

Went by the spot in miwaukie on se Harrison. Saw Bella attractive 30 something came out in a cocktail dress very nice friendly super sexy. Took me back said you wait 10 min. Checked it was quarter till 4 came back in ten min got an hour. Went straight to the good part. I sit on the edge of the bed when she comes in she'll stand in front of me, I pull her close. She immediately straddles my lap rubbing right against the fun zone. Asks what you want? Boom boom? I said yes proceeded to take off everything very nice breasts young and firm. Unfortunately she had a hideous tattoo on her fupa that was really ugly. Probably hiding a scar. Proceeded with 5 min CBJ 15 cfs and 15 DATY. Says time up I say I don't think so. Shows me an app on her phone saying I got there at 3:20 no I said 3:45 then waited 10 min. She pointed at an app on her phone for tracking. I was done anyway so I didn't want to argue, so I left. This new fast food approach just ain't doing it for me. In and out. Suck suck boom boom, next customer. Remarkable looking not remarkable service. Had high hopes but alas I won't be back. Someone might like that but I prefer a more experienced practitioner.

**DosedAgn** · 06-20-22 12:16

Originally Posted by OneOne9 [View Original Post]

Just noticed this is a new MP and has 10 reviews within a month on RM. Anyone have any info? 4th Plain and hwy 500 behind Walgreens.

Vancouver, Washington 98662.

Did you try them out?

**LoveSloppyLast** · 06-20-22 11:17

Originally Posted by WarpFactor69 [View Original Post]

On this ponderous day, Mr. Factor was on a secret Top Gun training mission at the Aurora Airport, code name "Borealis". After doing an unauthorized fly by of the control tower, he miscalculated a wide turn and strayed over the vortex known as the Tualatin Triangle. He tried to recover, but it was too late. Emergency lights were flashing, his compass was spinning out of control, the gauges were going crazy. Soon he was helpless in a flat spin and had no choice other than to eject. His fighter jet plunged into the Tualatin River while he safely parachuted on top of the McDonalds. He cut himself free, and scrambled off the roof, but he was disoriented and thought he was in enemy territory. He quickly went to the closest care facility where he was greeted by two foreign looking aliens disguised as nurses. One was taller, thinner and older, the other was younger, shorter, slightly thicker, but quite attractive, with beautiful hair. The younger girl ushered him into a room then instructed him to lay on the table so she could assess his injuries and administer the best type of care she could think of. Mr Factor felt confused but followed her instructions to remove all of his clothing so she could do a thorough inspection. He thought perhaps her mouth had some sort of healing properties and allowed her to perform a procedure he had never received in a clinic before. This had a tremendous beneficial effect, as blood was soon flowing to areas that gave him a strange sensation, and an odd type of salute. After that, she instructed him to check her temperature by probing her..

It was nice taking a aviation detour describing a good mongering. I thought it was well written. Yes, it was verbose; it was a nice break from the usual code one reads! YMMV.