Humaniplex 411 & Reviews

[James D 2004]

Did you guys see her full-face pictures? It's totally her except for a little bit of teen acne. So cute. The tiny bit on the corner of her mouth is the difference between a model and a supermodel, an actress and a movie star. Same for her eyes but that's makeup.

I wasn't happy about her booker posting her face to drum up business on her last day of the tour. That's too easy. I bet on her without seeing her face and won. I bet on her breast pictures. All the pictures are totally her. She is actually smaller in person and slimmer. She doesn't have 120 lb.

I wonder if some crews and some cartels signed up for a no-competition clause. It doesn't hurt if you post more of your face and whole breasts if you got it.

She has a long no-list as if she is from PD. But she goes for a higher volume. She will keep her personality and character to herself. She honors what is allowed except for DFK; YMMV.

She does videos with a mask. The surgical masks on OF look great. But I wonder how can it stay on her face?

No worries. She came out with a Venetian masquerade mask securely tied to her head. I can fall in love with Lizmiaz's body if she put one on. It's that good.

[VolcaSabi]

I think our lovely Jade has hung it up.

PD profile is no longer active and she hasn't been on HX in months.

She was one of the best, those eyes when she would gag on my cock. Sublime.

As I said a week or 2 ago I saw her. You're right she hasn't touched her HX in a while but she's back on PD.

Here's her profile https://privatedelights.ch/profile/ArtofVenus.

Here's her latest ad https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...ena/ArtofVenus.

[SunshineMan]

I saw her last Wednesday in Pasadena. Someone tried to hack her account or something but now her PD is active she changed her name to "ArtofVenus" (https://privatedelights.ch/profile/ArtofVenus).

I'm not sure about her HX, but definitely keep checking on her PD she should be posting her ad sometime soon I think.

& yes she's a freak, definitely a bang for your buck, her brain alone is something else.

Anyone know if she (xoxojade / artofvenus) does bb? I saw her before too but would love to try bb with her.

[Punter3]

Anyone have info on Chloe? Looks good, but is she worth it?

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Chloedollxoxo

[VolcaSabi]

I think our lovely Jade has hung it up.

PD profile is no longer active and she hasn't been on HX in months.

She was one of the best, those eyes when she would gag on my cock. Sublime.

I saw her last Wednesday in Pasadena. Someone tried to hack her account or something but now her PD is active she changed her name to "ArtofVenus" (https://privatedelights.ch/profile/ArtofVenus).

I'm not sure about her HX, but definitely keep checking on her PD she should be posting her ad sometime soon I think.

& yes she's a freak, definitely a bang for your buck, her brain alone is something else.

[SkankHunt 42]

Good evening fellow mongers. Had a date the other day in OC with annamarie, she is still decent looking while her pics on her account are old, and her bio claims "athletic build" that may have been 2 years ago. She is a lot pudgy now and looks about 30 lbs heavier, nothing wrong with that if that's your thing. But figured I'd give some intel in case anyone is expecting to give her a visit and expect her to look like her pics. Anyways that's my rant, stay safe fellas and always make good judgement and trust your instincts.

I saw her a while back. She was good in a pinch in a cheap motel. Nothing to write home about. At that time she had a overly active dog with her. I was a bit worried that the dog may try to bite by sausage.

[GuysTT2]

The pics are her, just old and outdated. I'm sure her pics used to be accurate back some time ago. If you say they were accurate 1. 5 years ago, then that just means she went waaaaay downhill since then. It's a shame if her service was better back then, too, because she's obviously burned out now she's one of those girls who just wants you to cum and get the fuck out in a few minutes, and if you don't, she gets angry and picks a fight.

Nuh uh?? Wowwww, Broooo, she was SMOKINNN HOTTTTT back in the day. She was GORGEOUS and a killer body. Man, what a drag as she must have gone downhill bad and fast. Bummer.

Oh well. The longer I stay in the hobby, the more I realize that there is just a rotation. Old ones go. Fresh ones come in. LOL.

[PewpHead]

So I connected with her about a year 1/2 ago and it was her in the pics. SMOKING HOT and I mean effing just like her pics. Hard body, great vibe, reallllly chill, light hearted and her tits were amazing. I am not saying that you didn't have the experience you described and / or that it was not the girl in the pics. It sounds like it was a different one than I connected with back in the day. Again, not questioning you at all. The bait and switch is very much not ok.

Sorry man.

The pics are her, just old and outdated. I'm sure her pics used to be accurate back some time ago. If you say they were accurate 1. 5 years ago, then that just means she went waaaaay downhill since then. It's a shame if her service was better back then, too, because she's obviously burned out now she's one of those girls who just wants you to cum and get the fuck out in a few minutes, and if you don't, she gets angry and picks a fight.

[GuysTT2]

Any Intel on Jessie Parker.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/JessieParker

Just stay away. Its a total shit show over there with her and her stable. She's a want to be madam and I am sure the pussy was good back in the day but. Time to throw in the towel. Her minions are there and its STILL a shit show. Don't be surprised if LE breaks down her door either at some point in time as I am sure her address is all over the place and it only takes ONE NEIGHBOR to blow the whistle.

[GuysTT2]

Exotic1 Celine is easily my worst experience, and I've had some pretty bad ones. Based on my experience, I consider her a rob. I cannot comprehend how she has no reds on HX. I think dudes are cowards and scared of her because she's level 3 and has been around a long time.

Pics: She looks nothing like her pictures. They're old and / or photoshopped. Maybe she used to look like that years ago when she was younger before she put on weight. Her tits, despite having implants, are saggy and unattractive. She has a large gut. Her face looks pretty old and burned out. She uses huge fake lashes that are pretty crusty. I've never actually bolted from a session before, so I tried to power through. Big mistake.

She advertises GFE dfk daty bbj cim 69 msog Hhr 170.

Women like this ruin the hobby. This hobby is about paying for good experiences. These women are robs, just "soft" robs who use whining, complaining, picking fights, and refusal to perform after they've "done enough" to try to justify their rob. I had a similar bad attitude from LovelyxoJasmine, but at least she used accurate pictures, was hot enough to keep my dick hard, and I legitimately enjoyed fucking her doggy to the point she got me to cum. Exotic1 Celine is 10 x worse. She shouldn't be doing this job at all.

So I connected with her about a year 1/2 ago and it was her in the pics. SMOKING HOT and I mean effing just like her pics. Hard body, great vibe, reallllly chill, light hearted and her tits were amazing. I am not saying that you didn't have the experience you described and / or that it was not the girl in the pics. It sounds like it was a different one than I connected with back in the day. Again, not questioning you at all.

The bait and switch is very much not ok.

Sorry man.

[GuysTT2]

Who are you talking about?

Ameliamilan.

[HapaBoy86]

Any Intel on Jessie Parker.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/JessieParker

Yah, she has saggy tits, talks alot during sesh to make your time go by faster, will try to have you see her non-GFE friends and rambles on about life.

I used to see her alot several years ago when she live by herself off 17th street and all her lizards.

She was dtf and now its all about her friends.

But, its your money so take the chance if ya want.

Does look older in person.

[KoolKeith323]

Enclave crew, opted for the hhr to give her a try since I couldn't find any other reviews.

The pictures are a little deceiving, she is a little curvier than depicted but she wears it well since it's proportionate to her D's. Cute face, maybe 5' tall. Sloppy BBBJ and onto CG (my fave) where I love to short myself on time by finishing quick. Just got to let it happen when the pressures buildin. Short convo and was out $$. 2 would I repeat? Probably not as I'm still trying to sample some of the legends (just missed sarasmiles and some other legends).

Who are you talking about?

[Krayanne]

Any Intel on Jessie Parker.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/JessieParker

[RogerOver]

Exotic1 Celine is easily my worst experience, and I've had some pretty bad ones. Based on my experience, I consider her a rob. I cannot comprehend how she has no reds on HX. I think dudes are cowards and scared of her because she's level 3 and has been around a long time.

Pics: She looks nothing like her pictures. They're old and / or photoshopped. Maybe she used to look like that years ago when she was younger before she put on weight. Her tits, despite having implants, are saggy and unattractive. She has a large gut. Her face looks pretty old and burned out. She uses huge fake lashes that are pretty crusty. I've never actually bolted from a session before, so I tried to power through. Big mistake.

She advertises GFE dfk daty bbj cim 69 msog Hhr 170.

"Service": She texted me her room number at 10:58 pm and I arrived a few minutes after that, maybe 11:03 pm. It started out fine. She did light DFK. She did a BBBJ that was decent for a very short time basically the minimum to get me hard, then reached for the condom. She started with cowgirl but again, for a very short time. She didn't move much and I didn't feel much of anything. Then she immediately wanted to switch to missionary. Red flag, but at this point my main concern was just making sure I could stay hard and penetrate enough so I could feel something through the condom, so I was fine to switch to mish temporarily. Unfortunately missionary is very unflattering for her. Her fake tits sag to the sides bad, and her gut dominates. It's not a good view. She also does this horrible hooker move where she pulls her legs together to stop you from penetrating deeply, but when I gently spread her legs, she didn't fight me on it. She also starts asking me to cum right away. Groan.

Missionary absolutely wasn't working for me, so I asked to switch to doggy. Doggy is usually the savior of ugly women. So she assumes the position and I think "this could work", but she angles her pussy down so I can't get in. I think she's old and experienced enough to know exactly what she was doing. I try to get her to come up more, but she's acting like she doesn't know what to do. I then try to get her to just lie down flat since I know I can get in that way. She outright refuses, saying she doesn't do that. Uhhhh okkkaaayyyy. She flips over back into missionary. At this point I'm basically limp. So I figure I need to salvage this somehow, and suggest she do a handjob. She seemed pretty happy about that. I sit down and she squats in front of me and starts a handjob, which is fine. I could have probably finished if she just put in some effort. Unfortunately, after a couple minutes, she says "cum, my hand is getting tired". WTF? So obviously that's a turn off. Sure enough, a minute later, she just stops. She says something like "you want to finish up?" meaning. That I jack myself off. The fuck?

The Argument: So at this point I haven't given up completely, so I say "okay I guess just lie on your back again". She says she only had 1 condom. Obvious lie. She then says she has another appointment. Another obvious lie. She says she's done enough, and she openly says she's getting offended. It's clear as day that she's picking a fight in order to end the session. I go get my phone to check the time. It's 11:15 pm. It hasn't even been 15 minutes. I point out that we aren't even half way, I paid for a HH. She argues that she is "GFE" and that means spending a lot of time talking, not having sex. That's. Not what GFE means. So she won't fuck, she won't do a handjob, she won't do anything. When I go to grab my pants to get dressed, you can see an absolute wave of satisfaction hit her and she says something like "that's what I thought. " Imagine being happy about robbing a dude when it's literally your job to make him cum. I didn't get remotely what I paid for. Hell, if I walked in and a pimp put a gun in my face and took my $170, I'd be happier, because at least then I wouldn't have the shame of having debased myself.

Women like this ruin the hobby. This hobby is about paying for good experiences. These women are robs, just "soft" robs who use whining, complaining, picking fights, and refusal to perform after they've "done enough" to try to justify their rob. I had a similar bad attitude from LovelyxoJasmine, but at least she used accurate pictures, was hot enough to keep my dick hard, and I legitimately enjoyed fucking her doggy to the point she got me to cum. Exotic1 Celine is 10 x worse. She shouldn't be doing this job at all.

Thanks for that very honest review. Someone must have mentioned it to her. She took her pics down.

Exotic1 Celine