Massage Parlor Reports

[Datwun]

Hello, Just saw an ad for U SPA in Naperville via skipthegames. Has anyone been there before and could let me know how it is? I called to schedule an appointment and the lady was very quiet and short. She thought I sounded too young and said I needed to bring my Id. IDK if that's a red flag or not.

[Member #6178]

Went to Princess Latina today as I've never been to a LMP but always wanted to. Walk in and say hello to the fine woman at the front desk and told her an hour (her face was meh but she had a banging body 10/10 sexy Latina mami, told me during the massage she's 27). Had me sign some waiver and date it and off we go to the room with a pretty big mirror inside. Didn't wait long for her to come back in the room to start the massage and after about like 10 minutes she whispers in my ear the services offered, 100 for a naked HJ,160 for a CBJ, and 200 FS. Never had FS before and said fuck it with and handed over the 200. Couldn't last more than 10 before I exploded in the bag when I was hitting it from the back. Not sure if it was worth 200 but been wanting to try FS for a while now and not sure if ill be back, prices seem a bit higher here but the girl was a solid 7. Would recommend (also seems to help if you speak Spanish when I first walked in I spoke English since I was sure if she was an American Latina or not and didn't get much of a response back).

[UnionCarpenter]

As far as I know, there is only one place like that in NYC. Formally called All Wellness, it now changed locations and names to something like Asian fitness. The problem is that the majority of Chinese girls are not willing to do the things that take place in this spa. It's only a select few and those girls can pull in anywhere from 4 to 8 k a day. Just for those who haven't read the reviews, this place allows doubles and triples and even quadruples. Some girls perform BBFS for an upcharge, some perform anal for an upcharge, some perform both. Guys can drop 700 to 1 k for a session depending on what they order. The reviews are straight out of pornhub. Personally, I don't see this happening in Chicago. But if it did, you would need to setup sidewalk barriers to manage the crowd trying to get in.

In my opinion, BHC needs to find a bigger, newer location. They have outgrown their current one, which has been around for as long as I've been in the hobby. The girls they have been getting recently are high quality. But the experience has been lacking. If they do find a new, larger place, and are able to bring in these kinds of girls, I think it would be smart of them to do the 300 price point, reduce the volume, and focus on a high quality experience. Why fuck more guys for less when you can fuck less for more?

But it has to be A level talent and it has to be a non rushed luxury experience.

Mr Apple Pie you make a lot of sense!

Sorry this is my first post and I've just been learning so much from these vets that I just had to jump in and say that higher end ladies can make more for less guys and it does reduce traffic LOL.

Sorry guys when someone has a point you got to give credit where credit is due.

Don't mean to offend anyone I respect the Players and the Game.

[Dddubs2]

Oh dude. There are so many places like that in NYC right now. NYAF, Bubbles Girls, DreamDream You, Metro Girls. It is heaven right now there. 320-360 for incredible GFE sessions with unlimited nuts in the hour. Its so good. And lots of PSE upgrades for uncovered and CIP for some of the girls.

What are the talent like in terms of age and looks?? Hmm wish Chicago had this but not ever going to happen.

[ScienceFair]

Hey guys, from north east Ohio where we don't have spas that seem to go as far as ones here. Typically would pay $60 to the house and 40 and up for ending. What would I tip for more stuff here? Feel free to dm if you don't want to post it here. Just don't want to overpay or not be prepared.

[Eddinger]

Oh dude. There are so many places like that in NYC right now. NYAF, Bubbles Girls, DreamDream You, Metro Girls. It is heaven right now there. 320-360 for incredible GFE sessions with unlimited nuts in the hour. Its so good. And lots of PSE upgrades for uncovered and CIP for some of the girls.

As far as I know, there is only one place like that in NYC. Formally called All Wellness, it now changed locations and names to something like Asian fitness. The problem is that the majority of Chinese girls are not willing to do the things that take place in this spa. It's only a select few and those girls can pull in anywhere from 4 to 8 k a day. Just for those who haven't read the reviews, this place allows doubles and triples and even quadruples. Some girls perform BBFS for an upcharge, some perform anal for an upcharge, some perform both. Guys can drop 700 to 1 k for a session depending on what they order. The reviews are straight out of pornhub. Personally, I don't see this happening in Chicago. But if it did, you would need to setup sidewalk barriers to manage the crowd trying to get in.

In my opinion, BHC needs to find a bigger, newer location. They have outgrown their current one, which has been around for as long as I've been in the hobby. The girls they have been getting recently are high quality. But the experience has been lacking. If they do find a new, larger place, and are able to bring in these kinds of girls, I think it would be smart of them to do the 300 price point, reduce the volume, and focus on a high quality experience. Why fuck more guys for less when you can fuck less for more?.

[LS4V8]

Been there twice over the last few weeks. I have seen Candy (the doe eyed Asian cutie with the huge natural rack) and the Thai redhead (can't remember her name) with bolt-ons. Got nude L1 with each for a buck. Massage was amazing from both girls, but for the fun the redhead had much, much better hand technique. She could really work her hands. Candy's hand technique wasn't very good but she was prettier IMO.

The negotiations were very hush hush with a lot of winks which was actually kind of a turn-on. Reminded me of sneaking sex at my mom and dad's as a teen growing up LOL.

Anyone know if they do nude bodyglides? Or is that a CLM only thing? I'd have asked but didn't really feel like I clicked with them yet, it was my first visit with either of them.

[Bryzzo]

As far as I know, there is only one place like that in NYC. Formally called All Wellness, it now changed locations and names to something like Asian fitness. The problem is that the majority of Chinese girls are not willing to do the things that take place in this spa. It's only a select few and those girls can pull in anywhere from 4 to 8 k a day. Just for those who haven't read the reviews, this place allows doubles and triples and even quadruples. Some girls perform BBFS for an upcharge, some perform anal for an upcharge, some perform both. Guys can drop 700 to 1 k for a session depending on what they order. The reviews are straight out of pornhub. Personally, I don't see this happening in Chicago. But if it did, you would need to setup sidewalk barriers to manage the crowd trying to get in.

In my opinion, BHC needs to find a bigger, newer location. They have outgrown their current one, which has been around for as long as I've been in the hobby. The girls they have been getting recently are high quality. But the experience has been lacking. If they do find a new, larger place, and are able to bring in these kinds of girls, I think it would be smart of them to do the 300 price point, reduce the volume, and focus on a high quality experience. Why fuck more guys for less when you can fuck less for more?

But it has to be A level talent and it has to be a non rushed luxury experience.

Your post made me hit the NYC massage boards and reminisce about my old experiences at NYAW. It brings a tear to my eye, the place was THAT GOOD.

It really doesn't make sense why we can't have something like that in Chicago.

[DrPepper2976]

I was finally able to book an appointment with Cameron at Chicagolandbodyrubs.com. She's been pretty continuously booked since she started last week and I just could not get in until today, although I had to make a trip to the suburbs to do it.

The good: she's a good-looking American girl. I would say 29-32 years old. 5'6". She's a little thicker than her photos. Probably about 145 lbs. But it works for her, she's got a nice body with big natural boobs and a pretty nice ass. She's got the look of a 90's video girl, with the fake tan, dark hair and blue eyes. Very Carmen Electra / Yasmine Bleeth. She's a little quiet first but really sweet when she opens up. She actually gives a pretty good massage.

The bad: She's L1 only I THINK. She won't go fully nude. Her panties stay on.

Even though she's only L1, she had a very erotic way of doing it while she was in RCG that simulated sex, including a lot of dirty talk. Reminded me of Sofia back at that bodyrub place on Milwaukee Ave. It's not exactly GFE FS but it was hot.

There wasn't an upcharge for that, but am curious about what experiences some others have had with her. I don't usually bring up extras first and wait for the girl to do it but maybe if someone did explicitly ask about a menu they could share more.

I would give it at least one more go and see what else she has. She's one of the better looking girls there now and even though L1 is usually a deal-breaker for me, something about the way she did it really turned me on.

Thanks for the save, I really wanted to try her but if its just L1 I may as well just look elsewhere or look at porn while doing it myself.

[BigFacts Boy]

Anyone know of any parlors or places that will take someone during the late night hours or 24/7?

Thanks.

[Jinurso]

I was finally able to book an appointment with Cameron at Chicagolandbodyrubs.com. She's been pretty continuously booked since she started last week and I just could not get in until today, although I had to make a trip to the suburbs to do it.

The good: she's a good-looking American girl. I would say 29-32 years old. 5'6". She's a little thicker than her photos. Probably about 145 lbs. But it works for her, she's got a nice body with big natural boobs and a pretty nice ass. She's got the look of a 90's video girl, with the fake tan, dark hair and blue eyes. Very Carmen Electra / Yasmine Bleeth. She's a little quiet first but really sweet when she opens up. She actually gives a pretty good massage.

The bad: She's L1 only I THINK. She won't go fully nude. Her panties stay on.

Even though she's only L1, she had a very erotic way of doing it while she was in RCG that simulated sex, including a lot of dirty talk. Reminded me of Sofia back at that bodyrub place on Milwaukee Ave. It's not exactly GFE FS but it was hot.

There wasn't an upcharge for that, but am curious about what experiences some others have had with her. I don't usually bring up extras first and wait for the girl to do it but maybe if someone did explicitly ask about a menu they could share more.

I would give it at least one more go and see what else she has. She's one of the better looking girls there now and even though L1 is usually a deal-breaker for me, something about the way she did it really turned me on.

[IPrivate008]

Going to get my first FS tomorrow morning! I was wondering if there's any popular spots with young girls (20's-30's) please lmk! Any recommendations would be much appreciated, thinking about hitting up bhc. Tips for first FS too would be appreciated as well.

Joanna at Bhc. 200 with her can get you a nice GFE. She's alil tall but she's got a nice booty and smells and tastes very good.

[Member #6178]

Going to get my first FS tomorrow morning! I was wondering if there's any popular spots with young girls (20's-30's) please lmk! Any recommendations would be much appreciated, thinking about hitting up bhc. Tips for first FS too would be appreciated as well.

[IPrivate008]

Totally agree. These places are dumps. Totally fine. But not 300 $ fine. For that they need better places, cleaner places, and needs to be like the shops in NYC and stuff where its a fucking crazy fuckfest with everyone available.

True! Rushed service and want to do the minimum for $200 when just last year king service was $160 with door fee. You pay 1 hr and at 40 mins they are rushing you out specially if they got people waiting. They want $300 now they aren't even clean between clients. Stop paying this outrageous fees for unclean rooms and rushed service specially with very average women.

[ApplePiePussy]

and needs to be like the shops in NYC and stuff where its a fucking crazy fuckfest with everyone available.

As far as I know, there is only one place like that in NYC. Formally called All Wellness, it now changed locations and names to something like Asian fitness. The problem is that the majority of Chinese girls are not willing to do the things that take place in this spa. It's only a select few and those girls can pull in anywhere from 4 to 8 k a day. Just for those who haven't read the reviews, this place allows doubles and triples and even quadruples. Some girls perform BBFS for an upcharge, some perform anal for an upcharge, some perform both. Guys can drop 700 to 1 k for a session depending on what they order. The reviews are straight out of pornhub. Personally, I don't see this happening in Chicago. But if it did, you would need to setup sidewalk barriers to manage the crowd trying to get in.

In my opinion, BHC needs to find a bigger, newer location. They have outgrown their current one, which has been around for as long as I've been in the hobby. The girls they have been getting recently are high quality. But the experience has been lacking. If they do find a new, larger place, and are able to bring in these kinds of girls, I think it would be smart of them to do the 300 price point, reduce the volume, and focus on a high quality experience. Why fuck more guys for less when you can fuck less for more?

But it has to be A level talent and it has to be a non rushed luxury experience.