Massage Parlor Reports

[RyanMillerArt]

Depends on you see but as a rule of thumb, an hour massage at $120 should be $80 for the massage and $40 for the NOVA finish.

As is with most AMPs. Of course extras beyond a HJ will cost extra, if you're paying 120 for just the massage you're doing it wrong.

Gotcha, thank you.

[PilotAviator]

Lucky Spa, Annandale.

I've reviewed before. Nothing new to report, just restating: For my monger money, Vicky provides the best deep tissue massage experience (always and ever).

Don't be in a hurry, and don't expect uncommon to NoVA menu items -- expect only a great massage experience.

Yes. I visit other places regularly (I am a monger) and I also report on those places (I am a monger who shares intel). As most know, a variety of experiences, like spices, is good for the appetite. When my appetite is for only-the-best, I visit Lucky Spa.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[Strandan]

Got a text yesterday, Jin shut down her business. She was one of the best therapeutic massage women in NVA. Seems someone has taken over the space. New name and number.

Wishing her the best.

Did not get name of provider but same 2nd floor location. 60/80 HH / HR, wanted $160 FS. YMMV.

[Ksl93]

I'm new to the area and after reading some post here I tried a couple of places:

Reston Wellness: It's open. Even if google says that it's closed. Seemed to have only one option (Candy). Seemed a bit old from her eyes. Had some decent sized upper body. Negotiated up front (tip also up front), but overall it was fine.

New World Spa / New Star: Probably someone in her 40's, but made it seem as if it was all a secret and the gist stopped making it feel like an "adventure" after a while. Not great with her hands and did not undress. No negotiations so pretty much tip afterwards as you feel like. The place was also very bright and my room was next to the main window of the building, which I wasn't a big fan of.

Eden Spa: Saw Lisa there. She is not very pretty, but I would say that she gave me the most attention of them all. I didn't even have to say anything. I am not a big fan of her looks, but if you want more than HE, she was up for it.

[TheDrowned]

Bruh.

That's pretty disgusting, if not advertised as such.

Anyway, happy to report I can confirm that both ladies that I saw at Glen Eagles were biological females, based on my close visual and manual inspection of the vaginas.

Used to love when that show did the beauty pageant where half of the contestants were male to female post ops. Half the time I was able to call out which ones were transitioned vs biological because they were always much better looking then their biologically female counterparts. So it's always food for thought but the best operations should and will fool even the professionals haha. I've never seen one up close so I can't speak from personal experience but if there is a lady boy among them that might help validate Bucky story as to why the girl was so uptight about keeping her panties on.

[ArtistOfWar1]

You need to go to Greenbelt MD - 30 to 45 minute drive. For that kind of service. Check the Prince George's County massage forum for details on the favored places and providers. All in with FS should be $$.

Greenbelt and Orlando is not on the same level of service or talent. An hour of attention will run you 210.

[Mandane]

And wanted to find a quality provider. Something like MILk in Orlando if possible (which, if you haven't been, GO! FS, Flat Fee, very GF experience). Anyways, can someone point me in the right direction? I don't mind driving a ways if there are better options somewhere else.

You need to go to Greenbelt MD - 30 to 45 minute drive. For that kind of service. Check the Prince George's County massage forum for details on the favored places and providers. All in with FS should be $$.

[DonQuiote]

One of the "ladies" is a ladyboy. Not joking.

Bruh.

That's pretty disgusting, if not advertised as such.

Anyway, happy to report I can confirm that both ladies that I saw at Glen Eagles were biological females, based on my close visual and manual inspection of the vaginas.

[Super Dirty]

I'll be in DC for a bit and don't know the city at all. No car so I may stay on orange / blue / silver line, but have total flexibility there and you folks may recommend I set up shop somewhere else. I've been RTFFs and getting all kinds of turned around. So I hope you'll forgive the question.

I'd like to find a place / provider with big naturals, lots of tit love and a Russian finish. No FS required. I understand this entails rates above and beyond HE but I hesitate to visit a FS provider and ask for less. RL in Laurel looks solid but may be a bit far. Mimi in NOVA is intriguing, but mixed reviews. Silk may be one to check out. But due to geography I'm wondering what I may have overlooked on this board.

Priorities: big naturals, lots of tit play. Thick body. Good attitude, complimentary, teasing, etc. , no jackhammer or taking phone calls during session. 40-60 age range is totally fine. Russian finish desired. Walk-in or phone, no screening. Attitude much more important than looks. Close to Metro / quick uber is good. (ok maybe only a few of those things. A guy can ask!

Thanks v. Much. !!

[Kijimuna]

Unfortunately, all the ladies at that location charge $120 for massage not including HE. There is one lady who removed everything including panties for $80 tip, but I still only got HJ.

One of the "ladies" is a ladyboy. Not joking.

[HighwayGuy]

And wanted to find a quality provider. Something like MILk in Orlando if possible (which, if you haven't been, GO! FS, Flat Fee, very GF experience). Anyways, can someone point me in the right direction? I don't mind driving a ways if there are better options somewhere else.

I hate to break it to you, but you will not find any AMP in Northern VA that comes anywhere close to those in Orlando.

[TheDrowned]

From the recommendations here, I decided to call FHOH and make an appointment with Leah, but was told she no longer works there, and only gabby and Viviana are left. I know there was a post in January about someone being told she was gone but no idea for how long. It must be permanent. I should have called much sooner when she was still there. Oh, well, live and learn.

In the past I've had good dreams with Sandra and Lia. Lia was always very receptive to my request after a pretty decent massage so she was the individual I preferred in my frequent visitations to the spa. I tried to make an appointment with her in the hopes that she had maybe returned but it does seem her departure is of the permanent kind. Sandra wasn't available so my fallback was going to be Adriana but apparently she is out on temporary leave for personal reasons that aren't my business. Just my luck.

So, while I know she is a more expensive option, I opted for Gabby.

However, gabby only works afternoons and that was in direct conflict of my availability which left Viviana as the only available masseuse.

A wise monger RTTF and being aware of her reputation I should have passed and waited another day.

But. There is an almost dumb defiance in my nature that prevents blood from properly circulating into my brain suffocating any form of sound decision making and, like my very namesake my head becomes drowned with bestial voices chanting over and over into my skull "you can challenge the odds".

I hate gambling. And it's not because I almost always lose (which is true) but it's because I know the dark truth of my own selfish desires. That despite such low odds I will give way to my reckless inhibitions and roll the dice fully aware of my low chances of victory, over and over again to the point of insanity. The crippling addiction of the gamblers woe haunts me even when I monger.

So while the brain said no. My raw instincts gave way to reason and I agreed to do an hour massage with Viviana.

I am at a loss for words. Which is new, since I love to ramble. Not much to say other than "I told you so" to my own self. I will confer with previous reports on the matter.

If anyone knows where I can find another one like Lia, throw your bro a bone

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned.

[Telcova]

I had a medical appointment in the area and stopped by to see Linda at Angel Theraphy. I haven't been there in a while and was greeted warmly by Linda and we reminisced about previous encounters and other girls who have worked there. As others have said in this forum, this is a very clean and well run location. I received a good massage followed by a great ending. A bottle of water was offered on the way out and I was introduced to Anna, a very pretty looking girl who told me to see her next time. I may have to schedule another medical appointment.

Linda is the best. I'm never shorted on time, try and make an appointment if you can. She is always offering other girl options. And she has great nipples. I love me some Linda.

[BhamExplorer]

And wanted to find a quality provider. Something like MILk in Orlando if possible (which, if you haven't been, GO! FS, Flat Fee, very GF experience). Anyways, can someone point me in the right direction? I don't mind driving a ways if there are better options somewhere else.

[DoctorDoctor]

Got a text yesterday, Jin shut down her business. She was one of the best therapeutic massage women in NVA. Seems someone has taken over the space. New name and number.

Wishing her the best.