Massage Parlor Reports

[LS4V8]

Been there twice over the last few weeks. I have seen Candy (the doe eyed Asian cutie with the huge natural rack) and the Thai redhead (can't remember her name) with bolt-ons. Got nude L1 with each for a buck. Massage was amazing from both girls, but for the fun the redhead had much, much better hand technique. She could really work her hands. Candy's hand technique wasn't very good but she was prettier IMO.

The negotiations were very hush hush with a lot of winks which was actually kind of a turn-on. Reminded me of sneaking sex at my mom and dad's as a teen growing up LOL.

Anyone know if they do nude bodyglides? Or is that a CLM only thing? I'd have asked but didn't really feel like I clicked with them yet, it was my first visit with either of them.

[Bryzzo]

As far as I know, there is only one place like that in NYC. Formally called All Wellness, it now changed locations and names to something like Asian fitness. The problem is that the majority of Chinese girls are not willing to do the things that take place in this spa. It's only a select few and those girls can pull in anywhere from 4 to 8 k a day. Just for those who haven't read the reviews, this place allows doubles and triples and even quadruples. Some girls perform BBFS for an upcharge, some perform anal for an upcharge, some perform both. Guys can drop 700 to 1 k for a session depending on what they order. The reviews are straight out of pornhub. Personally, I don't see this happening in Chicago. But if it did, you would need to setup sidewalk barriers to manage the crowd trying to get in.

In my opinion, BHC needs to find a bigger, newer location. They have outgrown their current one, which has been around for as long as I've been in the hobby. The girls they have been getting recently are high quality. But the experience has been lacking. If they do find a new, larger place, and are able to bring in these kinds of girls, I think it would be smart of them to do the 300 price point, reduce the volume, and focus on a high quality experience. Why fuck more guys for less when you can fuck less for more?

But it has to be A level talent and it has to be a non rushed luxury experience.

Your post made me hit the NYC massage boards and reminisce about my old experiences at NYAW. It brings a tear to my eye, the place was THAT GOOD.

It really doesn't make sense why we can't have something like that in Chicago.

[DrPepper2976]

I was finally able to book an appointment with Cameron at Chicagolandbodyrubs.com. She's been pretty continuously booked since she started last week and I just could not get in until today, although I had to make a trip to the suburbs to do it.

The good: she's a good-looking American girl. I would say 29-32 years old. 5'6". She's a little thicker than her photos. Probably about 145 lbs. But it works for her, she's got a nice body with big natural boobs and a pretty nice ass. She's got the look of a 90's video girl, with the fake tan, dark hair and blue eyes. Very Carmen Electra / Yasmine Bleeth. She's a little quiet first but really sweet when she opens up. She actually gives a pretty good massage.

The bad: She's L1 only I THINK. She won't go fully nude. Her panties stay on.

Even though she's only L1, she had a very erotic way of doing it while she was in RCG that simulated sex, including a lot of dirty talk. Reminded me of Sofia back at that bodyrub place on Milwaukee Ave. It's not exactly GFE FS but it was hot.

There wasn't an upcharge for that, but am curious about what experiences some others have had with her. I don't usually bring up extras first and wait for the girl to do it but maybe if someone did explicitly ask about a menu they could share more.

I would give it at least one more go and see what else she has. She's one of the better looking girls there now and even though L1 is usually a deal-breaker for me, something about the way she did it really turned me on.

Thanks for the save, I really wanted to try her but if its just L1 I may as well just look elsewhere or look at porn while doing it myself.

[BigFacts Boy]

Anyone know of any parlors or places that will take someone during the late night hours or 24/7?

Thanks.

[Jinurso]

I was finally able to book an appointment with Cameron at Chicagolandbodyrubs.com. She's been pretty continuously booked since she started last week and I just could not get in until today, although I had to make a trip to the suburbs to do it.

The good: she's a good-looking American girl. I would say 29-32 years old. 5'6". She's a little thicker than her photos. Probably about 145 lbs. But it works for her, she's got a nice body with big natural boobs and a pretty nice ass. She's got the look of a 90's video girl, with the fake tan, dark hair and blue eyes. Very Carmen Electra / Yasmine Bleeth. She's a little quiet first but really sweet when she opens up. She actually gives a pretty good massage.

The bad: She's L1 only I THINK. She won't go fully nude. Her panties stay on.

Even though she's only L1, she had a very erotic way of doing it while she was in RCG that simulated sex, including a lot of dirty talk. Reminded me of Sofia back at that bodyrub place on Milwaukee Ave. It's not exactly GFE FS but it was hot.

There wasn't an upcharge for that, but am curious about what experiences some others have had with her. I don't usually bring up extras first and wait for the girl to do it but maybe if someone did explicitly ask about a menu they could share more.

I would give it at least one more go and see what else she has. She's one of the better looking girls there now and even though L1 is usually a deal-breaker for me, something about the way she did it really turned me on.

[IPrivate008]

Going to get my first FS tomorrow morning! I was wondering if there's any popular spots with young girls (20's-30's) please lmk! Any recommendations would be much appreciated, thinking about hitting up bhc. Tips for first FS too would be appreciated as well.

Joanna at Bhc. 200 with her can get you a nice GFE. She's alil tall but she's got a nice booty and smells and tastes very good.

[Member #6178]

Going to get my first FS tomorrow morning! I was wondering if there's any popular spots with young girls (20's-30's) please lmk! Any recommendations would be much appreciated, thinking about hitting up bhc. Tips for first FS too would be appreciated as well.

[IPrivate008]

Totally agree. These places are dumps. Totally fine. But not 300 $ fine. For that they need better places, cleaner places, and needs to be like the shops in NYC and stuff where its a fucking crazy fuckfest with everyone available.

True! Rushed service and want to do the minimum for $200 when just last year king service was $160 with door fee. You pay 1 hr and at 40 mins they are rushing you out specially if they got people waiting. They want $300 now they aren't even clean between clients. Stop paying this outrageous fees for unclean rooms and rushed service specially with very average women.

[ApplePiePussy]

and needs to be like the shops in NYC and stuff where its a fucking crazy fuckfest with everyone available.

As far as I know, there is only one place like that in NYC. Formally called All Wellness, it now changed locations and names to something like Asian fitness. The problem is that the majority of Chinese girls are not willing to do the things that take place in this spa. It's only a select few and those girls can pull in anywhere from 4 to 8 k a day. Just for those who haven't read the reviews, this place allows doubles and triples and even quadruples. Some girls perform BBFS for an upcharge, some perform anal for an upcharge, some perform both. Guys can drop 700 to 1 k for a session depending on what they order. The reviews are straight out of pornhub. Personally, I don't see this happening in Chicago. But if it did, you would need to setup sidewalk barriers to manage the crowd trying to get in.

In my opinion, BHC needs to find a bigger, newer location. They have outgrown their current one, which has been around for as long as I've been in the hobby. The girls they have been getting recently are high quality. But the experience has been lacking. If they do find a new, larger place, and are able to bring in these kinds of girls, I think it would be smart of them to do the 300 price point, reduce the volume, and focus on a high quality experience. Why fuck more guys for less when you can fuck less for more?

But it has to be A level talent and it has to be a non rushed luxury experience.

[HornyGuy2]

I'm visiting Chicago and looking for a place not far off the blue line where I can have fun, any suggestions?

[Eddinger]

Totally agree. These places are dumps. Totally fine. But not 300 $ fine. For that they need better places, cleaner places, and needs to be like the shops in NYC and stuff where its a fucking crazy fuckfest with everyone available.

The problem is the inconsistency. And the haggling in the middle of services. Then if you don't agree to their inflated tip, you get pouty face BJ. Which you may or may not enjoy. But that's besides the point. If they want to open up a high end apartment or a high end parlor, then do so. But in my opinion, there's no such thing as a high end experience at these rundown, dirty apartments. They need to find places like what Asian Xclusive and Thai Spicy used to have. These squatter locations are not conducive to a high end experience.

Last time I was at BHC, I didn't get a table shower. The girl lifted up her skirt to expose her pussy and then hosed me down with the shower wand. It was basically an assisted standing shower. For 200 all in, it is what it is, but if they want 300 for that, they can count me out.

In orlando, at Milk Spa, you get A level talent, a naked table shower nuru style with rimming, BBBJ, daty, and cfs all for 200. It's probably the best parlor in the country.

[ApplePiePussy]

I concur, everytime I've been to BHC I have paid 200. If they are asking more maybe because now more overlap of girls at the AMPs with BHC /819 and they may want the same rates? I am not a fan of the new 200/300 "high end" fee at these Chinese AMPs, primarily because you can't make appointments and they are still operating like the low-end revolving door. I'm not paying 300 for a provider in an establishment that has other very high volume providers. And if they do at least be more discreet about it.

The last few times I've been to the KSpas they start out at a 200 tip, wouldn't surprise me if they keep going up if others are willing to pay it. However I tend to be more lenient at the Kspas because you get the guaranteed table shower, short sauna room and than the massage. Personally worth the extra for me.

If their goal is to get rates similar to NYC and LA, they have to up the services and quality similar to those places and I haven't seen that yet. I've lived in manhattan for a few years and am familiar with the scene there.

The problem is the inconsistency. And the haggling in the middle of services. Then if you don't agree to their inflated tip, you get pouty face BJ. Which you may or may not enjoy. But that's besides the point. If they want to open up a high end apartment or a high end parlor, then do so. But in my opinion, there's no such thing as a high end experience at these rundown, dirty apartments. They need to find places like what Asian Xclusive and Thai Spicy used to have. These squatter locations are not conducive to a high end experience.

Last time I was at BHC, I didn't get a table shower. The girl lifted up her skirt to expose her pussy and then hosed me down with the shower wand. It was basically an assisted standing shower. For 200 all in, it is what it is, but if they want 300 for that, they can count me out.

In orlando, at Milk Spa, you get A level talent, a naked table shower nuru style with rimming, BBBJ, daty, and cfs all for 200. It's probably the best parlor in the country. I would definitely pay 300 for that kind of service here in Chicago, with that kind of talent. I might even go up to 340 Manhattan rate if the parlor is sparkling clean and recently remodeled. But the half ass shit we get here satisfies neither the wallet nor the dick. They need to pick a direction and stop trying to have their cake and eat it too. Otherwise, I'll just stick with the euros.

[TheWimp]

Has anyone visited and had any luck at Aries Spa. Its been a staple on 30 xx north Pulaski for about 4 years now.

When I first noticed it, I immediately did a walk up, MILF latina types w / skin tight dresses. I caught them off guard and they said in Broken english that usually its appointment only, but they could do a 1/2 hour for 40-60 (I forget, its been 3-4 years) . Anyway it was a very lame massage, but left me thinking there has got to be more, no legit spa has MT's dolled up like that w / o offering xtras. That may have thought I was LEO and kept it legit. I have since called and tried to make an appointment but always get told in spanish / bad English that there are no appointments available on that day.

I'm sure its my lack of the spanish language that I keep getting shut down.

Have any spanish speaking members had any luck?

Like I said its been there for years, non descript store front with white mini blinds, an open sign, and a video surveillance camera in window.

PM me if you know more.

Rich if interested in 25 yr old hot latina, see Kim at the latina spa on belmont. I don't like the spa which is close by but she is definitely the one to see. PM me if you want more info. Skip the older milfs.

[RichL1234]

Has anyone visited and had any luck at Aries Spa. Its been a staple on 30 xx north Pulaski for about 4 years now.

When I first noticed it, I immediately did a walk up, MILF latina types w / skin tight dresses. I caught them off guard and they said in Broken english that usually its appointment only, but they could do a 1/2 hour for 40-60 (I forget, its been 3-4 years) . Anyway it was a very lame massage, but left me thinking there has got to be more, no legit spa has MT's dolled up like that w / o offering xtras. That may have thought I was LEO and kept it legit. I have since called and tried to make an appointment but always get told in spanish / bad English that there are no appointments available on that day.

I'm sure its my lack of the spanish language that I keep getting shut down.

Have any spanish speaking members had any luck?

Like I said its been there for years, non descript store front with white mini blinds, an open sign, and a video surveillance camera in window.

PM me if you know more.

[Jinurso]

Hey there! I've been out of the massage game for a while. According to recent reviews here CLM looks like they have the talent I may like. Their menu is interesting. Jacuzzi option? Has anyone gone all out at this place? What's your go to length of service? Hr? 1/2 hr? DMs are welcome. Thanks, Gents!

I only did the jacuzzi option once but I made the mistake of asking for it after I got there and it took like 20 minutes for it to get warm and fill up. It was ok.

Personally I only do hours. That gives us time and space to relax and bond a bit, which helps with opening the menu up. Some girls there are driven by chemistry and you can't do it if they have back to back half hours. They will keep their clothes on, keep you away from their face so they don't mess up their foundation, and limit their menu.