Massage Parlor Reports

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Mr P, I believe it's Toto, pronounced "toe-toe". Sometimes the accents are a bit thick. Been with her a couple of times, not bad.

Toto (prounced toe-toe) was Dorothy's dog in the Wizard of Oz. I am not sure where the AMP's get their list of English female names. Which are a bit out of touch with current styles and norms. When was the last time you had an Asian girl named Britney, Courtney, Veronica, Dorothy, Janet, Mary, etc.?

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Oh man. They noticed you took a dump there, there's no hiding. Its seen as unlucky.

That's considered a big faux pas (social fuck up) in the world of massage parlors. At this shop from now on, they will refer to you as "that guy who took a shit that one time" and you'll never get rid of that label. Just sayin. I usually dump at Mickey D's or something if I have to go.

The role of a customer is to bring money and good luck, not fecal matter.

I always use the bathroom coming in. So I don't have to go in the middle of a session. And then after action. To do my own final clean up and readying myself for polite society again. And to count out my tip in good light (three bills of the same value might be any of $3, $15, $30, $60, $150, $300 in the dark).

[ObiwanKenobi20]

https://us-orangecounty.bedpage.com/.../22496778.html

Not bad, good massage with HJ for $50.

Not hot but cute 40 ish Asian gal. $40 for half hour.

[ObiwanKenobi20]

Oasis in Lake Forest?

[Nice Guy 99]

Used to be good there but Mindy does or used to suck good cock!

I've been going to BW for quite some time but last week was the first time I've seen Mindy working behind the curtains. As soon as I walked through he door one of the girls I know came running up to me and whispered in my ear "Mindy is giving massage!" The place was slammed. Seven girls working. They only had a few minutes between clients. But they all were giggling about Mindy, so I don't think it's a common occurrence. Later I found out it was a couples massage and Mindy was doing the lady.

Bottom line: I wouldn't expect that single guys would have much luck requesting Mindy as their provider.

[Nice Guy 99]

Second volley was with BW's Dodo.

Mr P, I believe it's Toto, pronounced "toe-toe". Sometimes the accents are a bit thick. Been with her a couple of times, not bad.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Used to be good there but Mindy does or used to suck good cock!

I have seen Mindy do massage for women only. I have never heard of her doing massage for men at all. I have seen her husband working with her. I am curious what you base this report on.

[CubeBrick]

I went into bamboo 10 minutes Early to take a dump. But WTH, they didn't have toilet seat. So I just lay some toilet paper and sat 💩.

Oh man. They noticed you took a dump there, there's no hiding. Its seen as unlucky.

That's considered a big faux pas (social fuck up) in the world of massage parlors. At this shop from now on, they will refer to you as "that guy who took a shit that one time" and you'll never get rid of that label. Just sayin. I usually dump at Mickey D's or something if I have to go.

The role of a customer is to bring money and good luck, not fecal matter.

[AmpLoverOC]

Full of energy today and figured it's a good time for a double-tap. So off to MHF for the first volley, where I was introduced to a new 'Lily. ' Once we got comfy, naked and cuddly, she says to me, "Remember me? I'm Cindy. " I did visit Cindy here once before but spent most of my time with Angela before she bounced out. So per JustinAlias's comment, not sure if this is the same Cindy who migrated to True Care on Edinger or not. Perhaps some of you MHF Cindy fans will go and verify.

As for Cindy's performance today, it was much better than the first time I saw her. A very ambitious, willing participant in the whole 9 yards: naked, LFK / DFK, BBBJ, FOV / FIV, CFS 100.

Second volley was with BW's Dodo. Been a while since seeing her as well. No oral festivities today but a rockin' tease and HJ finish 60. Nice to get two nuts within a couple hours of each other. As I approach the pro-side of 60, I'm quite sure I'll need to increase my exercise regimen to maintain current 'abilities. ' Vitamin V or C help. Better living through chemistry.

Haven't broken any new AMP ground lately and honestly not in the mood to do so. Sticking with the known quantities until pricing stabilizes, so might be a few years before my sense of adventure improves.

Enjoy your ATFs while you can, gents.

Used to be good there but Mindy does or used to suck good cock!

[AmpLoverOC]

What is Philippines spa?

It's by that other place Oasis.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

I went into bamboo 10 minutes Early to take a dump. But WTH, they didn't have toilet seat. So I just lay some toilet paper and sat 💩.

Yup, that's the place. I don't think think they have the hot water hooked up to the sink too. If you were lucky, the washing machine next to the toilet was not doing a load.

[OCRanger]

I went into bamboo 10 minutes Early to take a dump. But WTH, they didn't have toilet seat. So I just lay some toilet paper and sat 💩.

[HandyLover]

Visited OSpa, paid $60/60 and drew Grace. She is in her 40's, about 5'2, and probably large B's to small C's. Laid on table with tiny towel draped over my butt. She came in and began a decent massage, keeping the towel in. I told her she can remove, and off it went. Finished the normal routine. Back, butt, legs, butt, and then the tease began. Nice reach under and around. On the flip, she noticed me at attention and asked if I wanted massage there. Of course I sad "Yes" and off we went. Did a nice slow rub, as I began to roam. Very disappointing everything was over the clothes. She was showing some cleavage in her v-neck but I didn't get in or under. She had on yoga pants, but kept her legs close so no FOV. I asked to do Russian, but she giggled and said "maybe next time" in a way that basically said "No chance dude" to me. Anyway, good massage (8/10), good tease (8/10), and although she took her time with the finish (5.5/10), I didn't feel satisfied. Gave her a $40 tip and was on my way.

There are two things that make the finish satisfying for me: 1) Tits out and open for feasting. 2) masseuse that is happy and at least fakes that she is having fun with me there. This experience was neither. Had she started to jackhammer, I would have gotten up, given her a small tip and walked out.

Be safe out there. Cheers!

[Bronco]

That's supposed to be 5 fwy. Ooops.

What is Philippines spa?

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Nice to get two nuts within a couple hours of each other. As I approach the pro-side of 60, I'm quite sure I'll need to increase my exercise regimen to maintain current 'abilities. ' Vitamin V or C help. Better living through chemistry.

Its nature for hormones to change at certain ages. Just as when you were 12 and started growing hair and getting an Adams apple. Later most men lose some of that easy wood, and start having their prostrate numbers go up as they approach 60. And many guys need to go under the knife, and probably most of the fun is gone at that point. The doctors don't seem to know anything I personally feel moderation is the key. Neither too little nor too much exercise for the little walnut shaped jizz factory. Indeed a little anticipation makes the blow more explosive.

But this is an excellent justification for a trip to Happyville once or twice a week "just for health" reasons. Consider the provider as a health care professional helping to maintain your health.