Massage Parlor Reports

[CubeBrick]

I went into bamboo 10 minutes Early to take a dump. But WTH, they didn't have toilet seat. So I just lay some toilet paper and sat 💩.

Oh man. They noticed you took a dump there, there's no hiding. Its seen as unlucky.

That's considered a big faux pas (social fuck up) in the world of massage parlors. At this shop from now on, they will refer to you as "that guy who took a shit that one time" and you'll never get rid of that label. Just sayin. I usually dump at Mickey D's or something if I have to go.

The role of a customer is to bring money and good luck, not fecal matter.

[AmpLoverOC]

Full of energy today and figured it's a good time for a double-tap. So off to MHF for the first volley, where I was introduced to a new 'Lily. ' Once we got comfy, naked and cuddly, she says to me, "Remember me? I'm Cindy. " I did visit Cindy here once before but spent most of my time with Angela before she bounced out. So per JustinAlias's comment, not sure if this is the same Cindy who migrated to True Care on Edinger or not. Perhaps some of you MHF Cindy fans will go and verify.

As for Cindy's performance today, it was much better than the first time I saw her. A very ambitious, willing participant in the whole 9 yards: naked, LFK / DFK, BBBJ, FOV / FIV, CFS 100.

Second volley was with BW's Dodo. Been a while since seeing her as well. No oral festivities today but a rockin' tease and HJ finish 60. Nice to get two nuts within a couple hours of each other. As I approach the pro-side of 60, I'm quite sure I'll need to increase my exercise regimen to maintain current 'abilities. ' Vitamin V or C help. Better living through chemistry.

Haven't broken any new AMP ground lately and honestly not in the mood to do so. Sticking with the known quantities until pricing stabilizes, so might be a few years before my sense of adventure improves.

Enjoy your ATFs while you can, gents.

Used to be good there but Mindy does or used to suck good cock!

[AmpLoverOC]

What is Philippines spa?

It's by that other place Oasis.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

I went into bamboo 10 minutes Early to take a dump. But WTH, they didn't have toilet seat. So I just lay some toilet paper and sat 💩.

Yup, that's the place. I don't think think they have the hot water hooked up to the sink too. If you were lucky, the washing machine next to the toilet was not doing a load.

[OCRanger]

I went into bamboo 10 minutes Early to take a dump. But WTH, they didn't have toilet seat. So I just lay some toilet paper and sat 💩.

[HandyLover]

Visited OSpa, paid $60/60 and drew Grace. She is in her 40's, about 5'2, and probably large B's to small C's. Laid on table with tiny towel draped over my butt. She came in and began a decent massage, keeping the towel in. I told her she can remove, and off it went. Finished the normal routine. Back, butt, legs, butt, and then the tease began. Nice reach under and around. On the flip, she noticed me at attention and asked if I wanted massage there. Of course I sad "Yes" and off we went. Did a nice slow rub, as I began to roam. Very disappointing everything was over the clothes. She was showing some cleavage in her v-neck but I didn't get in or under. She had on yoga pants, but kept her legs close so no FOV. I asked to do Russian, but she giggled and said "maybe next time" in a way that basically said "No chance dude" to me. Anyway, good massage (8/10), good tease (8/10), and although she took her time with the finish (5.5/10), I didn't feel satisfied. Gave her a $40 tip and was on my way.

There are two things that make the finish satisfying for me: 1) Tits out and open for feasting. 2) masseuse that is happy and at least fakes that she is having fun with me there. This experience was neither. Had she started to jackhammer, I would have gotten up, given her a small tip and walked out.

Be safe out there. Cheers!

[Bronco]

That's supposed to be 5 fwy. Ooops.

What is Philippines spa?

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Nice to get two nuts within a couple hours of each other. As I approach the pro-side of 60, I'm quite sure I'll need to increase my exercise regimen to maintain current 'abilities. ' Vitamin V or C help. Better living through chemistry.

Its nature for hormones to change at certain ages. Just as when you were 12 and started growing hair and getting an Adams apple. Later most men lose some of that easy wood, and start having their prostrate numbers go up as they approach 60. And many guys need to go under the knife, and probably most of the fun is gone at that point. The doctors don't seem to know anything I personally feel moderation is the key. Neither too little nor too much exercise for the little walnut shaped jizz factory. Indeed a little anticipation makes the blow more explosive.

But this is an excellent justification for a trip to Happyville once or twice a week "just for health" reasons. Consider the provider as a health care professional helping to maintain your health.

[Mr Plumber]

Linda and Cindy from Happy Feet have landed at True Care on Edinger in SA. Same friendly service.

Full of energy today and figured it's a good time for a double-tap. So off to MHF for the first volley, where I was introduced to a new 'Lily. ' Once we got comfy, naked and cuddly, she says to me, "Remember me? I'm Cindy. " I did visit Cindy here once before but spent most of my time with Angela before she bounced out. So per JustinAlias's comment, not sure if this is the same Cindy who migrated to True Care on Edinger or not. Perhaps some of you MHF Cindy fans will go and verify.

As for Cindy's performance today, it was much better than the first time I saw her. A very ambitious, willing participant in the whole 9 yards: naked, LFK / DFK, BBBJ, FOV / FIV, CFS 100.

Second volley was with BW's Dodo. Been a while since seeing her as well. No oral festivities today but a rockin' tease and HJ finish 60. Nice to get two nuts within a couple hours of each other. As I approach the pro-side of 60, I'm quite sure I'll need to increase my exercise regimen to maintain current 'abilities. ' Vitamin V or C help. Better living through chemistry.

Haven't broken any new AMP ground lately and honestly not in the mood to do so. Sticking with the known quantities until pricing stabilizes, so might be a few years before my sense of adventure improves.

Enjoy your ATFs while you can, gents.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Hello DRD!! Did you find any good cock suckers yet? If you have pm Slammer. Ilovetoswallowswimmers.

I'm sorry. I don't understand the reference.

[Alowicious]

I stopped in there once a while ago. It was an interesting experience. Got a good but unique handy after a good but unique massage. They definitely know how to tease like no one else.

I know I'm not being real specific, but it's kinda hard to describe "unique. " Not bad, not stellar, good, but unique. I definitely recommend if you're looking for top-notch tease.

In your neighborhood so thought I'd try this spot on Centre Dr. In a small strip mall between Avis and a vape shop.

Nice little lobby. Met by 50's Asian woman asked how long. I wanted a massage so took 60 minutes. She took $100 and led me through big room with foot massage beds into a hallway with private rooms. Large massage room with sturdy massage table and what looked to be clean linens. No towel for drape on table and she noticed, opened cupboard and took out small hand towel. Good sign. She left to get change and I started to strip. I usually take off everything first, then shirt and watch reaction to naked when MMS returns with change. Light tap on door, open, glance at me and no reaction. Sets money down and leaves. Comes back a couple minutes later to ask if I can wait 10 minutes. "Sure". My other strategy in a new shop is to put the towel over my butt, only "carelessly" so someone opening door sees me covered, but MT will see all when she stands at end of table.

Katie then came in-40's, thin, wearing track pants and t-shirt. Giggles and immediately reaches between my legs and removes the towel. Another good sign. "Hard, medium, or soft" as she rubs the boys. Soft, there please as I reached between her legs. No real reaction to my hand. Didn't jump away, but also didn't encourage me.

Massage starts. Not great, but she clearly took a class. Little rubbing of legs for 5 - 10 minutes and she asks if I want oil. Then first pours oil into my ass crack and rubs it in. Stops that and spends 20 minutes of so of stroking my body without real technique before she began rubbing from my ankle up side of body and then down, now paying lots of attention to the crack. A few appreciative comments while this continues for about 10-15 strokes on each leg / side. Nice teasing. Then, she gets more oil, climbs between my legs and uses one hand to reach under and one to stroke starfish. It becomes clear this is her finishing touch as she switches hands, then goes back and forth. As I am coming, she starts saying "Superman" and then, "SO MUCH, baby". I honestly have no idea how much because I'm still face down.

[Fe Maiden]

Hello Ilovetoswallowswimmers.

LOL, what? That's awkward.

[Slammer6008]

Hello everyone. I wanted to introduce myself. I have been lurking a bit, but decided to join to exchange information. I am a fan of Westminster, Garden Grove, and Tustin myself.

Hello DRD!! Did you find any good cock suckers yet? If you have pm Slammer. Ilovetoswallowswimmers.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Hello everyone. I wanted to introduce myself. I have been lurking a bit, but decided to join to exchange information. I am a fan of Westminster, Garden Grove, and Tustin myself.

[Fe Maiden]

In your neighborhood so thought I'd try this spot on Centre Dr. In a small strip mall between Avis and a vape shop.

Nice little lobby. Met by 50's Asian woman asked how long. I wanted a massage so took 60 minutes. She took $100 and led me through big room with foot massage beds into a hallway with private rooms. Large massage room with sturdy massage table and what looked to be clean linens. No towel for drape on table and she noticed, opened cupboard and took out small hand towel. Good sign. She left to get change and I started to strip. I usually take off everything first, then shirt and watch reaction to naked when MMS returns with change. Light tap on door, open, glance at me and no reaction. Sets money down and leaves. Comes back a couple minutes later to ask if I can wait 10 minutes. "Sure". My other strategy in a new shop is to put the towel over my butt, only "carelessly" so someone opening door sees me covered, but MT will see all when she stands at end of table.

Katie then came in-40's, thin, wearing track pants and t-shirt. Giggles and immediately reaches between my legs and removes the towel. Another good sign. "Hard, medium, or soft" as she rubs the boys. Soft, there please as I reached between her legs. No real reaction to my hand. Didn't jump away, but also didn't encourage me.

Massage starts. Not great, but she clearly took a class. Little rubbing of legs for 5 - 10 minutes and she asks if I want oil. Then first pours oil into my ass crack and rubs it in. Stops that and spends 20 minutes of so of stroking my body without real technique before she began rubbing from my ankle up side of body and then down, now paying lots of attention to the crack. A few appreciative comments while this continues for about 10-15 strokes on each leg / side. Nice teasing. Then, she gets more oil, climbs between my legs and uses one hand to reach under and one to stroke starfish. It becomes clear this is her finishing touch as she switches hands, then goes back and forth. As I am coming, she starts saying "Superman" and then, "SO MUCH, baby". I honestly have no idea how much because I'm still face down.

Hot towel and then I turn face up for the first time to say goodbye. We never discussed tip, but the $40 change was sitting on the table the whole time. She gave me water, and a hug. Out I went to see 2 other guys now waiting in the lobby. Total time only about 50 minutes, but that's close enough that I didn't feel cheated.

This is the type of report I like to see. It's a very welcome change from what's been showing up here recently. I've always had quite enjoyable visits to this shop.