Massage Parlor Reports

[HornyGuy2]

I'm visiting Chicago and looking for a place not far off the blue line where I can have fun, any suggestions?

[Eddinger]

Totally agree. These places are dumps. Totally fine. But not 300 $ fine. For that they need better places, cleaner places, and needs to be like the shops in NYC and stuff where its a fucking crazy fuckfest with everyone available.

The problem is the inconsistency. And the haggling in the middle of services. Then if you don't agree to their inflated tip, you get pouty face BJ. Which you may or may not enjoy. But that's besides the point. If they want to open up a high end apartment or a high end parlor, then do so. But in my opinion, there's no such thing as a high end experience at these rundown, dirty apartments. They need to find places like what Asian Xclusive and Thai Spicy used to have. These squatter locations are not conducive to a high end experience.

Last time I was at BHC, I didn't get a table shower. The girl lifted up her skirt to expose her pussy and then hosed me down with the shower wand. It was basically an assisted standing shower. For 200 all in, it is what it is, but if they want 300 for that, they can count me out.

In orlando, at Milk Spa, you get A level talent, a naked table shower nuru style with rimming, BBBJ, daty, and cfs all for 200. It's probably the best parlor in the country.

[ApplePiePussy]

I concur, everytime I've been to BHC I have paid 200. If they are asking more maybe because now more overlap of girls at the AMPs with BHC /819 and they may want the same rates? I am not a fan of the new 200/300 "high end" fee at these Chinese AMPs, primarily because you can't make appointments and they are still operating like the low-end revolving door. I'm not paying 300 for a provider in an establishment that has other very high volume providers. And if they do at least be more discreet about it.

The last few times I've been to the KSpas they start out at a 200 tip, wouldn't surprise me if they keep going up if others are willing to pay it. However I tend to be more lenient at the Kspas because you get the guaranteed table shower, short sauna room and than the massage. Personally worth the extra for me.

If their goal is to get rates similar to NYC and LA, they have to up the services and quality similar to those places and I haven't seen that yet. I've lived in manhattan for a few years and am familiar with the scene there.

The problem is the inconsistency. And the haggling in the middle of services. Then if you don't agree to their inflated tip, you get pouty face BJ. Which you may or may not enjoy. But that's besides the point. If they want to open up a high end apartment or a high end parlor, then do so. But in my opinion, there's no such thing as a high end experience at these rundown, dirty apartments. They need to find places like what Asian Xclusive and Thai Spicy used to have. These squatter locations are not conducive to a high end experience.

Last time I was at BHC, I didn't get a table shower. The girl lifted up her skirt to expose her pussy and then hosed me down with the shower wand. It was basically an assisted standing shower. For 200 all in, it is what it is, but if they want 300 for that, they can count me out.

In orlando, at Milk Spa, you get A level talent, a naked table shower nuru style with rimming, BBBJ, daty, and cfs all for 200. It's probably the best parlor in the country. I would definitely pay 300 for that kind of service here in Chicago, with that kind of talent. I might even go up to 340 Manhattan rate if the parlor is sparkling clean and recently remodeled. But the half ass shit we get here satisfies neither the wallet nor the dick. They need to pick a direction and stop trying to have their cake and eat it too. Otherwise, I'll just stick with the euros.

[TheWimp]

Has anyone visited and had any luck at Aries Spa. Its been a staple on 30 xx north Pulaski for about 4 years now.

When I first noticed it, I immediately did a walk up, MILF latina types w / skin tight dresses. I caught them off guard and they said in Broken english that usually its appointment only, but they could do a 1/2 hour for 40-60 (I forget, its been 3-4 years) . Anyway it was a very lame massage, but left me thinking there has got to be more, no legit spa has MT's dolled up like that w / o offering xtras. That may have thought I was LEO and kept it legit. I have since called and tried to make an appointment but always get told in spanish / bad English that there are no appointments available on that day.

I'm sure its my lack of the spanish language that I keep getting shut down.

Have any spanish speaking members had any luck?

Like I said its been there for years, non descript store front with white mini blinds, an open sign, and a video surveillance camera in window.

PM me if you know more.

Rich if interested in 25 yr old hot latina, see Kim at the latina spa on belmont. I don't like the spa which is close by but she is definitely the one to see. PM me if you want more info. Skip the older milfs.

[RichL1234]

Has anyone visited and had any luck at Aries Spa. Its been a staple on 30 xx north Pulaski for about 4 years now.

When I first noticed it, I immediately did a walk up, MILF latina types w / skin tight dresses. I caught them off guard and they said in Broken english that usually its appointment only, but they could do a 1/2 hour for 40-60 (I forget, its been 3-4 years) . Anyway it was a very lame massage, but left me thinking there has got to be more, no legit spa has MT's dolled up like that w / o offering xtras. That may have thought I was LEO and kept it legit. I have since called and tried to make an appointment but always get told in spanish / bad English that there are no appointments available on that day.

I'm sure its my lack of the spanish language that I keep getting shut down.

Have any spanish speaking members had any luck?

Like I said its been there for years, non descript store front with white mini blinds, an open sign, and a video surveillance camera in window.

PM me if you know more.

[Jinurso]

Hey there! I've been out of the massage game for a while. According to recent reviews here CLM looks like they have the talent I may like. Their menu is interesting. Jacuzzi option? Has anyone gone all out at this place? What's your go to length of service? Hr? 1/2 hr? DMs are welcome. Thanks, Gents!

I only did the jacuzzi option once but I made the mistake of asking for it after I got there and it took like 20 minutes for it to get warm and fill up. It was ok.

Personally I only do hours. That gives us time and space to relax and bond a bit, which helps with opening the menu up. Some girls there are driven by chemistry and you can't do it if they have back to back half hours. They will keep their clothes on, keep you away from their face so they don't mess up their foundation, and limit their menu.

[SexinMex520]

I'm hoping to get recommendations for some MPs in Chicago. Prefer Asian MPs but not against Non-Asian MPs. Thanks you for your time.

[RockaBilly1032]

I've been trying to see Cameron but she seems to book up quickly. I'm going to try to get her first thing tomorrow.

I haven't had a session with Ashley yet but I've seen her and you're right she is SEXY. The photos make her little a little BBWish, but in real life the thickness sits much better on her. I'll TOFTT with Cameron if someone does a recent review of Ashley.

Every time Suzie goes away and comes back her menu is different. Last time she had a boyfriend and only did CBJ and DATY. During the pandemic she only did CBJ. Before she was up for just about anything.

There are a whole lot of girls on this week it looks like. Hope we get some new reviews.

Hey there! I've been out of the massage game for a while. According to recent reviews here CLM looks like they have the talent I may like. Their menu is interesting. Jacuzzi option? Has anyone gone all out at this place? What's your go to length of service? Hr? 1/2 hr? DMs are welcome. Thanks, Gents!

[DWaits]

I had a dream that I was going to be in the South Loop for meetings and that Angel seems to rotate among different 24 hours pots in Chinatown and one on Van Buren (Hao or H&Q Massage). I texted late the night before to see if Angel would be at Van Buren for a lunchtime meet up. Got an "Ok" reply. Next morning I texted about 30 minutes before and all was good. I was a little early and she was a little late by about 10 minutes.

She does message but I was only looking for FS. Other mongers told me via PM just tell her no message and 100 will take care of it, so that's what I did.

The building is an office building, so not for mongers who really want the most amount of discretion. The specific office has a front room with a futon and some junk. Then there are 2 or 3 other rooms with tables. I have no idea how they would run 3 mongers in there at a time and it seems like the providers are probably parked at one of the 24 hour Chinatown spots.

Angel is probably in her 30's or 40's. I can't say for sure because she wore a mask the entire time. So I also can't comment on quality of face. She has glasses and short hair. Outfit was non-descript. In other words, she could just be a run of the mill librarian or mom that you would see in Jewel and not even think about. She's probably 5' 3, body is good. Not curvy, not fat, not rail thin. A cup with smaller nipples.

About the action: I paid the 100, she left for a moment to clean up and remove her panties I would assume. Came back and I was naked, stroking. She lifted up her skirt and had no panties (neatly trimmed Bush) and started to move to the table. I told her to take the shirt off and the shirt off. She tried by unhooking the bra and taking that off but I told her to take the shirt off as well. Then I licked her tits / sucked her nipples for a bit. I asked if we could kiss but she acted like she didn't understand me. Moved down her stomach to DATY. Got a few licks in but then she pushed my head to the side and said it tickles. That move. Then I tried FIV. She used a wet wipe on my fingers but went back to the it tickles routine. So I rubbed her clit with her hand on top of my finger while I sucked her tits some more. Condom on and she stroked for a bit to get me hard. She was def trying to move this along for a QV. I was up and then mounted mish. Nice tight box. Switched to K9 for a bit. Then got some lube for Greek but I was ready to blow in the bag shortly after I was in the back door.

Other mongers have PMd me about her. She's a high volume provider so when you get her late at night she is supposedly half asleep. She was alert but a rush job during the day. I also get the sense from other mongers that later at night she wants to go straight to Greek since the box has been pounded all day.

I have no idea how much English she speaks. She didn't talk a lot and she seemed to understand me at times and not at others. This could have been a strategy on her part. I don't know. She never spoke in full sentences but would say things like "you strong" when she rubbed my dick to get me hard or the previously mentioned "it tickles" instead of saying "oral sex isn't an option."

100 for QV with a non druggie is probably about right in this climate. Space was safe but not ideal if you want a really private get in and get out. Location is super easy if you are in and around the loop and relying on the L (Van Buren and Clark). Body was good. Nothing spectacular but no baby damage, no track marks. Face, can't say. I probably would not repeat but I'm working with limited monger funds and it's harder for me to monger at home given family work schedules. I prefer to try different providers. She had different phone numbers I tried both that were listed on RM for Hao on Van Buren. She replied to one number but not the other.

[Richard7]

They generally ask for $200 and will settle for $140-160 for covered BJ and FS. Abby of RL fame and recent SS tenure did BBBJ and rim job along with CFS for $200. DATY was on the menu with all of them.

IMHO paying $200 for a 50 year old is too much. Better to find a nice looking girl at a local retail store and get layed for $100.

[Jinurso]

Has anyone seen:

Cameron -.

Heidi -.

April. Hoping to see her today. Those tits look massive, wondering if anyone knows the menu and tip?

Ashley. Saw her in passing the other other day and good lord she very well may be hotter than the pics, I believe menu was house fee + 2 Benjamin's for FS + 1 for BJ (unsure if BBBJ).

Suzie is back!

I've been trying to see Cameron but she seems to book up quickly. I'm going to try to get her first thing tomorrow.

I haven't had a session with Ashley yet but I've seen her and you're right she is SEXY. The photos make her little a little BBWish, but in real life the thickness sits much better on her. I'll TOFTT with Cameron if someone does a recent review of Ashley.

Every time Suzie goes away and comes back her menu is different. Last time she had a boyfriend and only did CBJ and DATY. During the pandemic she only did CBJ. Before she was up for just about anything.

There are a whole lot of girls on this week it looks like. Hope we get some new reviews.

[GeneralObvious]

I concur, everytime I've been to BHC I have paid 200. If they are asking more maybe because now more overlap of girls at the AMPs with BHC /819 and they may want the same rates? I am not a fan of the new 200/300 "high end" fee at these Chinese AMPs, primarily because you can't make appointments and they are still operating like the low-end revolving door. I'm not paying 300 for a provider in an establishment that has other very high volume providers. And if they do at least be more discreet about it.

The last few times I've been to the KSpas they start out at a 200 tip, wouldn't surprise me if they keep going up if others are willing to pay it. However I tend to be more lenient at the Kspas because you get the guaranteed table shower, short sauna room and than the massage. Personally worth the extra for me.

If their goal is to get rates similar to NYC and LA, they have to up the services and quality similar to those places and I haven't seen that yet. I've lived in manhattan for a few years and am familiar with the scene there.

There is a ballpark rate for most services, and then there is the upcharge for their looks, body, etc. In my experience, and I've only been at this a short time, the girls you click with will be the best. You guys are paying a lot for a hot chick that isn't into you, where you will bust in 2 min.

Let me add, you all are chasing the same providers, and not trying to find a few girls that you will have better experiences with. You guys must be on the young side. To me, that's a waste of time and money.

I would offer some tips, but it's unlikely you guys are interested. Happy hunting!

[Moss734]

Ok hold up. This is getting out of hand. Over the last few weeks, I've seen people spending wildly different amounts for the same places. So let's just take a minute to get it all sorted. Let's just reference BHC and 819 right now since those two are very similar.

I have not been to 819 but when I visited BHC, it was 200 all in for a table shower, BBBJ, daty and cfs. I'm not sure what this 300 VIP option is. I've heard of a 260 VIP dongguan session, which includes a rim job along with the previously mentioned BBBJ, daty, and cfs. This would put it on the same price point as the apartments. But this 300 is new to me.

I've also seen a couple reports of people spending 200 on top of the door fee at 819 for only a BBBJ and no cfs.

Understand that these girls will try to get as much as they can from you. They are not loyal to the 200 price point. Only we are.

Also, it appears some apartments are trying to charge more for certain girls. I'm not sure what the criteria is for these girls. Other than maybe those girls not wanting to work for the lower amount.

It appears that all Asian parlors are attempting to condition us for higher rates. The Korean places have gone from 80 door fee and 120 tip to 160 tip. Some reports are saying they were asked for 180 and even 200. The Chinese parlors appear to be all over the place.

I think the end goal is to get us to pay what NYC and LA pay.

I concur, everytime I've been to BHC I have paid 200. If they are asking more maybe because now more overlap of girls at the AMPs with BHC /819 and they may want the same rates? I am not a fan of the new 200/300 "high end" fee at these Chinese AMPs, primarily because you can't make appointments and they are still operating like the low-end revolving door. I'm not paying 300 for a provider in an establishment that has other very high volume providers. And if they do at least be more discreet about it.

The last few times I've been to the KSpas they start out at a 200 tip, wouldn't surprise me if they keep going up if others are willing to pay it. However I tend to be more lenient at the Kspas because you get the guaranteed table shower, short sauna room and than the massage. Personally worth the extra for me.

If their goal is to get rates similar to NYC and LA, they have to up the services and quality similar to those places and I haven't seen that yet. I've lived in manhattan for a few years and am familiar with the scene there.

[Fit312]

I've also seen a couple reports of people spending 200 on top of the door fee at 819 for only a BBBJ and no cfs.

They generally ask for $200 and will settle for $140-160 for covered BJ and FS. Abby of RL fame and recent SS tenure did BBBJ and rim job along with CFS for $200. DATY was on the menu with all of them.

[Member #6913]

Has anyone seen:

Cameron -.

Heidi -.

April. Hoping to see her today. Those tits look massive, wondering if anyone knows the menu and tip?

Ashley. Saw her in passing the other other day and good lord she very well may be hotter than the pics, I believe menu was house fee + 2 Benjamin's for FS + 1 for BJ (unsure if BBBJ).

Suzie is back!