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[SixSteps]

Had the same experience with this girl:

https://www.models-world.com/massachusetts/lua/

Had me call her a second Uber because the first guy was "rude", she was also about 30 lbs heavier than in her pictures. Next time that happens I'm turning them away.

Thanks for the heads up.

I was considering seeing her since her pictures looked good, but I'm really not trying to risk the runback on this kind of shit service.

[JimXuper90]

You boys haven't met Marley yet. She's the reign of bad pussy smell. I actually put a dab of Vicks before I go in and carry baby wipes for afterwards.

Are you guys trying to stop this hobby by grossing us out?

I will not see a girl again if she stinks.

[Mattis1775]

I really don't get when a girls pussy smells that bad that you can smell it from 3 or 4 feet away, like how can they not smell it and do something about it? It's bizarro to me. I've been fucking a chick from SA for a year who is super hot, incredible in bed but 7 out of 10 times I'm with her, her pussy smells sick, I told her and she was like OMG. I love the taste of my pussy and started fingering herself and sucking on her fingers. I was like. Wow. That's sick, and the same thing, after I'm done with her it takes me like 3 hand washings, 3 hand sanitizings, sometimes I have to cut a lemon or orange in half and rub that all over my hand to get rid of the smell. How do they put up with that?

You boys haven't met Marley yet. She's the reign of bad pussy smell. I actually put a dab of Vicks before I go in and carry baby wipes for afterwards.

[Adobe]

I really don't get when a girls pussy smells that bad that you can smell it from 3 or 4 feet away, like how can they not smell it and do something about it? It's bizarro to me. I've been fucking a chick from SA for a year who is super hot, incredible in bed but 7 out of 10 times I'm with her, her pussy smells sick, I told her and she was like OMG. I love the taste of my pussy and started fingering herself and sucking on her fingers. I was like. Wow. That's sick, and the same thing, after I'm done with her it takes me like 3 hand washings, 3 hand sanitizings, sometimes I have to cut a lemon or orange in half and rub that all over my hand to get rid of the smell. How do they put up with that?

Soap is useless. Use over-the-counter clotrimazole, which you can find at any CVS or Walgreen's. It's for fungal infections. Pricier than a bar of soap, but within an hour the smell will be gone (although you may have to keep using it for a day or so).

[Member #6638]

I was suppose to meet her and the minute she ask if you can send her money to cashapp to get the room. I'm like nope. Then 10 minutes later she text me she got the room which was strange. So I suspect someone else cashapp her or her pimp paid the room so I can go and robbed or up sell. Thank you guys. I was really interested but I'm glad I wasn't thinking with my dick and never went.

Sad. Because she is not bad looking at all, but your just gunna be rushed, robbed, or upsold. All 3 have no upside.

[Member #6638]

That's code for "I'm waiting for my pharmaceutical distributor to deliver my medication before I can see you".

Stay safe, and happy hunting.

I've seen her before. She is cool girl.

She is usually running around doing stuff (errands) all day so sometimes need to wait a bit.

But yeah, usually if someone makes me wait I think they are still with another guy that's taking longer.

[JoeLefty]

Can't remember where I've seen her, but she may be working in the Boston area.

[Ho Hunter 328]

https://boston.skipthegames.com/fema...r/149130033738

Texted her, we set a appointment time, got address and confirmed so off I went to Danvers, I get there she says she just got out the shower and needed 5 minutes, I was like ok cool, 15 minutes go by now she says she needs more time etc, waited 45 minutes for nothing, idk why they set an appointment and ghost people, wasted gas and time.

That's code for "I'm waiting for my pharmaceutical distributor to deliver my medication before I can see you".

Stay safe, and happy hunting.

[Alpha AF]

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[IncognitoX]

Just saw this chick:

https://sumosear.ch/phone/774-386-1298

And Its a hard do not recommend.
the service she hasn't even provided yet. Goes to the bathroom, comes out, and is just annoying the whole time.

Had the same experience with this girl:

https://www.models-world.com/massachusetts/lua/

Had me call her a second Uber because the first guy was "rude", she was also about 30 lbs heavier than in her pictures. Next time that happens I'm turning them away.

[BuggerOff69]

Are you old enough to remember when Nirvana (the band) made their first big hit with "Smells Like Teen Spirit" (deodorant)? It may just be that we weenies have more of a chlorine sperm smeel v. S whatever happens later on-I've never heard of any women complaining about such differences. But perhpas someone will start an assortment of olfactory flavors to put our insecurity about perfomrance, etc in male later years. "smell like you're in an Axe commercial).

Just my 5 cents that we dudes aren't exactly immune to literally stinking. I would expect most of this is animal / reproductive, like when bears know a female is in heat, they get all turned on. Perhaps some girls do smell like fish, but it isn't only old ones (my first experience was with a teen when I was way too young. My best friend got into her pants in the h. S lounge after I told him sne was hot to trot, and phoned me "she smells bad down there!" I honestly never noticed, or cared!

IF it really bothers you, consider googling for ptoduct like Vagi-Pal Super Fresh Natural Vagina Deodorant, Vagina Odor Eliminator (and hope she takes it the right way! I wouldn't want anyone to get fish, err. ***** slapped...I would bet there's even a Musk spray for men (owned by Elon?).

A smelly, stinky vag is a real turn off. I have noticed that the younger, under 30 providers have a more sweeter, tangy, musky scent. The older providers in their 40's and beyond have a more fish like odor and therefore they must do more to be more fragrant when they see clients. I always try to see providers under 30 whenever possible, though there a plenty of 30-38 YO providers that smell clean and fresh.

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[JustAGigolo]

A smelly, stinky vag is a real turn off. I have noticed that the younger, under 30 providers have a more sweeter, tangy, musky scent. The older providers in their 40's and beyond have a more fish like odor and therefore they must do more to be more fragrant when they see clients. I always try to see providers under 30 whenever possible, though there a plenty of 30-38 YO providers that smell clean and fresh.

[TonyMarl]

Hi gents, I was hoping if you gentlemen have any info on good reliable provider in the area? Lately I been very into thick girls idk why LOL. If provider is AA that would be hella awesome. However, I love them all girls so I don't really mind ethnicity. Just mainly looking for thick reliable providers! Thank you all!

[TimLuvsTits69]

She probably overbooked. I saw her once and popped too soon from her BJ, but I won't see her again. Her pussy stunk so bad that just from touching it over her clothes, I couldn't get the stink off my hand all day even after washing.

I really don't get when a girls pussy smells that bad that you can smell it from 3 or 4 feet away, like how can they not smell it and do something about it? It's bizarro to me. I've been fucking a chick from SA for a year who is super hot, incredible in bed but 7 out of 10 times I'm with her, her pussy smells sick, I told her and she was like OMG. I love the taste of my pussy and started fingering herself and sucking on her fingers. I was like. Wow. That's sick, and the same thing, after I'm done with her it takes me like 3 hand washings, 3 hand sanitizings, sometimes I have to cut a lemon or orange in half and rub that all over my hand to get rid of the smell. How do they put up with that?

[Johnson686]

https://boston.skipthegames.com/fema...r/149130033738

Texted her, we set a appointment time, got address and confirmed so off I went to Danvers, I get there she says she just got out the shower and needed 5 minutes, I was like ok cool, 15 minutes go by now she says she needs more time etc, waited 45 minutes for nothing, idk why they set an appointment and ghost people, wasted gas and time.

She probably overbooked. I saw her once and popped too soon from her BJ, but I won't see her again. Her pussy stunk so bad that just from touching it over her clothes, I couldn't get the stink off my hand all day even after washing.