Massage Parlor Reports

[ScotchYoke]

My Honestone Bingo card is filling up way too fast. 😂.

PengPai in Puyallup is a HE only unless you know the secret incantation. Angela has been there every time I've dropped by.

You forgot "anti-hero screen names".

[AussieFury]

My Honestone Bingo card is filling up way too fast. 😂.

PengPai in Puyallup is a HE only unless you know the secret incantation. Angela has been there every time I've dropped by.

[MartyByrde]

Aussie vs. Walter! Why'all need to get together in person and hash this out. I've got the popcorn ready and can't wait to watch this monger fight of the century!

Thanks for the invitation, but it's pointless. He 1) does not know that 1 + 1 = 2, 2) cannot read, 3) publicly reveals the contents of a PM without even trying to deal with it with a PM to the sender, and 4) provides a pristine example of Stupid is as stupid does. All of that adds up to someone with no class. I do not engage with such individuals.

In any event, thanks again. Back on topic, I've been meaning to try this place: http://bodyrubsmassage.com/index/ad/8336/.

Seems to be relatively new. Only issue for me is that it is somewhat kind of far from me.

[AussieFury]

Aussie vs. Walter! Why'all need to get together in person and hash this out. I've got the popcorn ready and can't wait to watch this monger fight of the century!

Nah. It's no fight. It's a fucked up game of hide and seek. Once I uncover one of his alts to the point that I am 100% convinced it's him (I am 100% certain), the jig is up and thrill is gone. From this point forward, his posts will devolve until it's non-stop Homey-stone classic mega-tantrum and this alt gets banned. Easier at this point for me to sit back, also enjoy some popcorn, and watch him crash his propeller plane into the volcano. XD.

On-topic intel: Lulu (usually at Ocean 3 in FedWay) just started at Q Spa (with the green walls) in Tacoma. She is a young auntie type with a banging all natural spinner bod and a friendly attitude.

[CJH1956]

Driving south on Pac Ave today, I pulled into a strip mall lot at 88th to put a Pokemon in a gym. Yeah, I play Pokemon Go. Anyway, I noticed the blue Subaru that I always saw parked next to M&M, and a neon sign for massage. I always wondered who drove that car, so I went in, met Katie and got a half hour quickie for. 40, with HE. Same owners as M&M, so I'm sure it'll be the same full menu. She said there was one other girl there today, Lisa I think, but I never saw her, and she said there will be four girls total sometime soon. Place has only been up and running for 3 days. I think she said there will be a shower table too, but I may have misunderstood. I can't really remember ever seeing Katie in any M&M reviews (I may have just missed it) so I wonder if she changed her name with the move. Pretty fair English, 30's maybe, not fat, but not skinny either. Natural good sized boobs. Gave a decent massage with no rush, since they weren't busy.

[FullMetalHelme]

Aussie vs. Walter! Why'all need to get together in person and hash this out. I've got the popcorn ready and can't wait to watch this monger fight of the century!

[MartyByrde]

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[AussieFury]

No, not Honetone (or whoever that is). It is definitely clear you do not realize that 1 + 1 = 2. Maybe you need to go back to school.

One of the constant hallmarks of your alts, Honestone, is that you always position yourself as a veteran hobbyist who has been in the Seattle hobby scene for years. Yet somehow your alts have never heard of Honestone. It's a dead giveaway, dude.

Another hallmark is not being able to resist replying to me calling you out. Honestone simply lacks the discipline to ignore this message. It's the same lack of impulse control that resulted in you taking a dump on a provider's floor because she wouldn't perform DATO.

Your post history reads like a Honestone bingo card:

- Obsessed with DATO? CHECK!

- Focuses on Asian providers: CHECK!

- Complains about rates / value: CHECK!

- Self-aggrandizement as an "expert:" CHECK!

- Insults other hobbyists: CHECK!

- Finds engagement with me irresistible and has to have the final word: CHECK!

- Owes Ling money: CHECK! WE HAVE A BINGO! 😂.

Historically, when enough of us have realized who you are, you increase the intensity of your Honestone-ness. Maybe let's try a different route this time. Let's just focus on hobby intel. Resist the urge to pull down your pants and take an emotional dump on this website.

But seriously. It's finally time after all these years to pay Ling her money.

[MartyByrde]

It is available. I have not sampled. Probably covered only if I had to guess (I've seen her twice for rub and tugs).

Definitely a big girl, and her rates are somewhat high.

[MartyByrde]

I knew it. You *are* Honestone. You just can't stay away, can you?

Please pay Ling her money.

No, not Honetone (or whoever that is). It is definitely clear you do not realize that 1 + 1 = 2. Maybe you need to go back to school.

[DatyMan007]

Made a trip that wasn't worth it.

Pro: She looked good IMO. Mid to late 40's. Nice natural C's. Very tight kitty.

Cons: paid 60 for the hour. 10 min in was the flip and haggle. I wanted FS but she would not budge off 200. Went with a CBJ for 100. She disrobed and FIV for sizing. Very tight but not worth the asking price. CBJ was decent but after 15 min she switched to a jack hammer until pop. 30 min on the clock, she said done. Left to get a hot towel and cleaned things up. Left the room.

All in all, it is just a fuck shop. If you go, only pay for 30 and expect a high price for the kitty. I won't go back. At that price, I might just go back to the AAMP's.

Two thumbs down. Went there a couple weeks ago Paid for 1 Hr and about 10 minutes into my hour appointment.

Heard the ring at door. Goes to answer and comes back changes my Hr session to 30 min with promise to a 1 Hr for 30 next time.

I said no way either give me my money back or refund 50% and I'll stay 30 minutes.

Any way agrees to 50% refund and all together got a 20 minute massage.

At most obviously I declined her request for a tip.

At this point I'm out $30 drove down to Lotus and had a fantastic time for 2 bills.

Should have posted this sonner and saved my fellow mongers some Coin.

[ScotchYoke]

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....26%23128149%3B

It is available. I have not sampled. Probably covered only if I had to guess (I've seen her twice for rub and tugs).

[InfoSurfer]

Made a trip that wasn't worth it.

Pro: She looked good IMO. Mid to late 40's. Nice natural C's. Very tight kitty.

Cons: paid 60 for the hour. 10 min in was the flip and haggle. I wanted FS but she would not budge off 200. Went with a CBJ for 100. She disrobed and FIV for sizing. Very tight but not worth the asking price. CBJ was decent but after 15 min she switched to a jack hammer until pop. 30 min on the clock, she said done. Left to get a hot towel and cleaned things up. Left the room.

All in all, it is just a fuck shop. If you go, only pay for 30 and expect a high price for the kitty. I won't go back. At that price, I might just go back to the AAMP's.

Just walk out next time and see how fast she agrees to normal pricing. If she let's you walk at least you can go get better service somewhere else. Plenty of shops in FW.

[AussieFury]

Glad you realize that. I assume you catch the meaning of it in regards to you exposing a PM here.

BTW, I am not flattered by you either.

I knew it. You *are* Honestone. You just can't stay away, can you?

Please pay Ling her money.

[MartyByrde]

Made a trip that wasn't worth it.

Pro: She looked good IMO. Mid to late 40's. Nice natural C's. Very tight kitty.

Cons: paid 60 for the hour. 10 min in was the flip and haggle. I wanted FS but she would not budge off 200. Went with a CBJ for 100. She disrobed and FIV for sizing. Very tight but not worth the asking price. CBJ was decent but after 15 min she switched to a jack hammer until pop. 30 min on the clock, she said done. Left to get a hot towel and cleaned things up. Left the room.

All in all, it is just a fuck shop. If you go, only pay for 30 and expect a high price for the kitty. I won't go back. At that price, I might just go back to the AAMP's.

Sorry to hear that. I actually visited that place about a month ago, and it was not satisfactory. I also tried to negotiate for FS (BBFS, DATY, DATO, and BBBJ), but 1) she said no to BBFS, and 2) with CFS, she wanted $200 (above the $60 entry fee). Finally settled on $150 for BBBJ, DATY, and DATO, but it was subpar, to say the least. Will not return.