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[FullMetalHelme]

Aussie vs. Walter! Why'all need to get together in person and hash this out. I've got the popcorn ready and can't wait to watch this monger fight of the century!

[MartyByrde]

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[AussieFury]

No, not Honetone (or whoever that is). It is definitely clear you do not realize that 1 + 1 = 2. Maybe you need to go back to school.

One of the constant hallmarks of your alts, Honestone, is that you always position yourself as a veteran hobbyist who has been in the Seattle hobby scene for years. Yet somehow your alts have never heard of Honestone. It's a dead giveaway, dude.

Another hallmark is not being able to resist replying to me calling you out. Honestone simply lacks the discipline to ignore this message. It's the same lack of impulse control that resulted in you taking a dump on a provider's floor because she wouldn't perform DATO.

Your post history reads like a Honestone bingo card:

- Obsessed with DATO? CHECK!

- Focuses on Asian providers: CHECK!

- Complains about rates / value: CHECK!

- Self-aggrandizement as an "expert:" CHECK!

- Insults other hobbyists: CHECK!

- Finds engagement with me irresistible and has to have the final word: CHECK!

- Owes Ling money: CHECK! WE HAVE A BINGO! 😂.

Historically, when enough of us have realized who you are, you increase the intensity of your Honestone-ness. Maybe let's try a different route this time. Let's just focus on hobby intel. Resist the urge to pull down your pants and take an emotional dump on this website.

But seriously. It's finally time after all these years to pay Ling her money.

[MartyByrde]

It is available. I have not sampled. Probably covered only if I had to guess (I've seen her twice for rub and tugs).

Definitely a big girl, and her rates are somewhat high.

[MartyByrde]

I knew it. You *are* Honestone. You just can't stay away, can you?

Please pay Ling her money.

No, not Honetone (or whoever that is). It is definitely clear you do not realize that 1 + 1 = 2. Maybe you need to go back to school.

[DatyMan007]

Made a trip that wasn't worth it.

Pro: She looked good IMO. Mid to late 40's. Nice natural C's. Very tight kitty.

Cons: paid 60 for the hour. 10 min in was the flip and haggle. I wanted FS but she would not budge off 200. Went with a CBJ for 100. She disrobed and FIV for sizing. Very tight but not worth the asking price. CBJ was decent but after 15 min she switched to a jack hammer until pop. 30 min on the clock, she said done. Left to get a hot towel and cleaned things up. Left the room.

All in all, it is just a fuck shop. If you go, only pay for 30 and expect a high price for the kitty. I won't go back. At that price, I might just go back to the AAMP's.

Two thumbs down. Went there a couple weeks ago Paid for 1 Hr and about 10 minutes into my hour appointment.

Heard the ring at door. Goes to answer and comes back changes my Hr session to 30 min with promise to a 1 Hr for 30 next time.

I said no way either give me my money back or refund 50% and I'll stay 30 minutes.

Any way agrees to 50% refund and all together got a 20 minute massage.

At most obviously I declined her request for a tip.

At this point I'm out $30 drove down to Lotus and had a fantastic time for 2 bills.

Should have posted this sonner and saved my fellow mongers some Coin.

[ScotchYoke]

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It is available. I have not sampled. Probably covered only if I had to guess (I've seen her twice for rub and tugs).

[InfoSurfer]

Made a trip that wasn't worth it.

Pro: She looked good IMO. Mid to late 40's. Nice natural C's. Very tight kitty.

Cons: paid 60 for the hour. 10 min in was the flip and haggle. I wanted FS but she would not budge off 200. Went with a CBJ for 100. She disrobed and FIV for sizing. Very tight but not worth the asking price. CBJ was decent but after 15 min she switched to a jack hammer until pop. 30 min on the clock, she said done. Left to get a hot towel and cleaned things up. Left the room.

All in all, it is just a fuck shop. If you go, only pay for 30 and expect a high price for the kitty. I won't go back. At that price, I might just go back to the AAMP's.

Just walk out next time and see how fast she agrees to normal pricing. If she let's you walk at least you can go get better service somewhere else. Plenty of shops in FW.

[AussieFury]

Glad you realize that. I assume you catch the meaning of it in regards to you exposing a PM here.

BTW, I am not flattered by you either.

I knew it. You *are* Honestone. You just can't stay away, can you?

Please pay Ling her money.

[MartyByrde]

Made a trip that wasn't worth it.

Pro: She looked good IMO. Mid to late 40's. Nice natural C's. Very tight kitty.

Cons: paid 60 for the hour. 10 min in was the flip and haggle. I wanted FS but she would not budge off 200. Went with a CBJ for 100. She disrobed and FIV for sizing. Very tight but not worth the asking price. CBJ was decent but after 15 min she switched to a jack hammer until pop. 30 min on the clock, she said done. Left to get a hot towel and cleaned things up. Left the room.

All in all, it is just a fuck shop. If you go, only pay for 30 and expect a high price for the kitty. I won't go back. At that price, I might just go back to the AAMP's.

Sorry to hear that. I actually visited that place about a month ago, and it was not satisfactory. I also tried to negotiate for FS (BBFS, DATY, DATO, and BBBJ), but 1) she said no to BBFS, and 2) with CFS, she wanted $200 (above the $60 entry fee). Finally settled on $150 for BBBJ, DATY, and DATO, but it was subpar, to say the least. Will not return.

[TomaIn]

Made a trip that wasn't worth it.

Pro: She looked good IMO. Mid to late 40's. Nice natural C's. Very tight kitty.

Cons: paid 60 for the hour. 10 min in was the flip and haggle. I wanted FS but she would not budge off 200. Went with a CBJ for 100. She disrobed and FIV for sizing. Very tight but not worth the asking price. CBJ was decent but after 15 min she switched to a jack hammer until pop. 30 min on the clock, she said done. Left to get a hot towel and cleaned things up. Left the room.

All in all, it is just a fuck shop. If you go, only pay for 30 and expect a high price for the kitty. I won't go back. At that price, I might just go back to the AAMP's.

[MartyByrde]

I should hope so. I also believe in basic mathematics.

Glad you realize that. I assume you catch the meaning of it in regards to you exposing a PM here.

You didn't remember her name, provided no donation info, describe her age as only "younger" (than what?), can't provide any insight regarding anything other than a basic HJ which we all know that shop provides (FYI that shoppe is also FS).

You share more info about yourself than you did the location / provider. That's why I believe your post was more a reaction to me than it was a desire to share intel. I don't know why you're so hung up of me. I should be flattered yet somehow I'm not.

First, the total donation (as usual) was $100 ($60 1 hour house fee and $40 tip). Secondly, I did provide the location! Do you have difficulty reading? Third, as for her age, you are one of the mongers who continually tell us about grannies, older gals, etc. But to expand on my comment about her, she is in her 30's. Fourth, good info about that place being FS. Is that from personal experience?

BTW, I am not flattered by you either.

[AussieFury]

1 + 1 = 2. I believe that is still true.

I should hope so. I also believe in basic mathematics.

I think my post is one of the things this site is about: exchange information. That is what I did. Nothing personal about it at all.

You didn't remember her name, provided no donation info, describe her age as only "younger" (than what?), can't provide any insight regarding anything other than a basic HJ which we all know that shop provides (FYI that shoppe is also FS).

You share more info about yourself than you did the location / provider. That's why I believe your post was more a reaction to me than it was a desire to share intel. I don't know why you're so hung up of me. I should be flattered yet somehow I'm not.

I still strongly suspect that you are yet another Honestone alt. He has a hardon for me.

Back on topic, new arrival Cici at Lotus in FedWay looks fun. 30s, curvy, gorgeous hair, pretty face, darker Asian skin. Almost looks Thai. And Bella is there as a solid plan B.

[MartyByrde]

So because you're concerned that I might repost the info publicy, you're posting the info publicly. Gotit.

No, you do not get it. 1 + 1 = 2. I believe that is still true. I was not posting anything personal between you and I (nor any other hobbyist). I was just making a post (beyond the comment about you posting that PM) about Hong Kong Spa, and also about AMPs in general.

I think my post is one of the things this site is about: exchange information. That is what I did. Nothing personal about it at all.

[Padrote425]

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