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[Member #6379]

Your best bet is to message me or some of the other studs on this page who know what they're doing. Don't waste your time and money without doing your research.

Any updates or info on golden valley.

Spa visit?

[MassErrection]

What an awesome experience! My favorite AMP experience was back in the day when the AMP near 394 and Lousiana provided HE. I felt like the providers were sweet and sexy and the place had sort of a magical vibe. My other favorite back in the day was a place in Little Canada that closed several years ago.

Too many memories. First one that came to mind though was in Houston. An Asian spinner that I re-enacted a massage porn hub video with. We watched the video together than re-enacted the scene. Never will experience that again.

[Guy2021]

What an awesome experience! My favorite AMP experience was back in the day when the AMP near 394 and Lousiana provided HE. I felt like the providers were sweet and sexy and the place had sort of a magical vibe. My other favorite back in the day was a place in Little Canada that closed several years ago.

Sounds like 4 touchdowns by Al Bundy. We need AMPs and great ladies to come back today!

[Member #6100]

Since we're talking about AAMPs, I'll share my best experience from a couple uears back. First off, the girl was a 10. Mid 20's, petite, with some nice bolt ons, wearing some sexy lingerie. CBJ, cfs, and she really seemed to enjoy it and get into it. Afterward, she used her phone to translate and asked whether I had eaten (I hadn't) and if I wanted to eat (I did). She took me to the kitchen and made a bowl of food for me. It was delicious and that was the cherry on top of the whole thing. Came back again the same day and saw the other girl working and had another nice experience.

What an awesome experience! My favorite AMP experience was back in the day when the AMP near 394 and Lousiana provided HE. I felt like the providers were sweet and sexy and the place had sort of a magical vibe. My other favorite back in the day was a place in Little Canada that closed several years ago.

[ZaberTooth]

Since we're talking about AAMPs, I'll share my best experience from a couple uears back. First off, the girl was a 10. Mid 20's, petite, with some nice bolt ons, wearing some sexy lingerie. CBJ, cfs, and she really seemed to enjoy it and get into it. Afterward, she used her phone to translate and asked whether I had eaten (I hadn't) and if I wanted to eat (I did). She took me to the kitchen and made a bowl of food for me. It was delicious and that was the cherry on top of the whole thing. Came back again the same day and saw the other girl working and had another nice experience.

[TruckerTM]

I think he talking about Asian Kim?

He did say Robbinsdale. I don't know Asian Kim in Robbinsdale. I have seenAsiab Kim in Brooklyn ctr (yrs ago) moved to Lino Lakes, then moved to Blaine, now in Mahtomedi. She wears a wig and heavy makeup. OK massage, good he. Upcharges for extras.

[ZaberTooth]

Sorry to hear about your experience. It is hit or miss with these Asian incalls in apartments. I have had similar experiences and I've also had the best times in those. The best one I had was with a 10, $200/ hr, but no clock-watching. Prolly there 1. 5 hrs. Included nuru, FS, shower together, 2nd pop and left. You will never see the same girl twice I'be noticed.

I have to second this. I find I'm more at ease at the apartment locations versus the hotels, and that translates to a better overall experience. Sometimes you get a beast, sometimes a beauty, usually you get a decent girl. Paying for the hour is usually a waste if you just want a basic experience.

Also, it's fairly common for there to be a guy there. Probably 50% of the time. Don't worry about it, though. The folks that run those places know there's a lot more money to be made by providing consistent service than by scamming or robbing people.

[MassErrection]

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I am posting my experience in the massage section rather than the escort section for a reason. I have been going to AMPs for many years. Never tried an Agency. I was quoted 150 hhr, 200 hr, 300 VIP.

I was thinking 200 for an hour massage with a HE would work for the provider.

I arrived at the Edina location. Took me 10 minutes to find the correct entrance to the townhouse.

I buzzed the townhouse and went upstairs and an average-looking Asian woman was holding the door open. She quickly ushered me into the bedroom that was near the entrance.

I glanced into the main room and saw two Asian guys. Didn't seem to be much furniture.

The provider gave me a very fake hug and kiss on the cheek and asked for 300. I decided a half-hour would be plenty with her, so I told her I was quoted 150. She pretty much demanded 200 and that's when I should have walked out.

I told her I just wanted a massage and a HE. She moved immediately to the HE and didn't massage me at all. She began by far the most mechanical jack hammer HE that I have ever experienced. Before starting she laid a paper towel near my unit. How sexy.

Well, she did turn off the jackhammer when the door buzzer went off and she checked her cell phone.

I was so turned off I had to finish myself. I was out of there in 15 minutes.

I prefer the AMP experience where it's possible to have a decent conversation with some of the providers, and I might enjoy the massage and / or the HE.

Do some of the Asian agency providers actually do a massage? How many of them come off as having a sweet personality?

Your best bet is to message me or some of the other studs on this page who know what they're doing. Don't waste your time and money without doing your research.

[MassErrection]

I have seen Kim a few time. Has a cozy basement incall with a massage table. I think it was about $150/ hr. You won't be disappointed, blonde, mid-length hair, prolly 5'3" 145 lbs, cute face B-C cups. Massage was very light touch, I prefer the opposite. On the flip, she gets topless and lets you get handsy with them while she HJ you. My 1st time, she ruined my he by stopping when I popped instead of following thru, 2nd time, I told her not to stop, and it was better.

She is very hard to get a hold of. I only call her when I am out of better options. Her price is steep for the service. Nowadays, it is slim pickings. Can you tell me more about Harmony?

I think he talking about Asian Kim?

[TruckerTM]

Has anyone ever seen Kim before? She and I have been in contact however we haven't been able to see each other. She advertises on Adult Search without a picture. I would appreciate any thing you can provide. You can PM me if needed.

I've had some luck at Harmony the last month.

Any AMP's in the North Metro to try out?

Thank you for the intel and all of the posts! Mase and the boys, you guys are the best! Thank you!

I have seen Kim a few time. Has a cozy basement incall with a massage table. I think it was about $150/ hr. You won't be disappointed, blonde, mid-length hair, prolly 5'3" 145 lbs, cute face B-C cups. Massage was very light touch, I prefer the opposite. On the flip, she gets topless and lets you get handsy with them while she HJ you. My 1st time, she ruined my he by stopping when I popped instead of following thru, 2nd time, I told her not to stop, and it was better.

She is very hard to get a hold of. I only call her when I am out of better options. Her price is steep for the service. Nowadays, it is slim pickings. Can you tell me more about Harmony?

[TruckerTM]

https://adultsearch.com/minnesota/mi...scorts/2781525

I am posting my experience in the massage section rather than the escort section for a reason. I have been going to AMPs for many years. Never tried an Agency. I was quoted 150 hhr, 200 hr, 300 VIP.

I was thinking 200 for an hour massage with a HE would work for the provider.

I arrived at the Edina location. Took me 10 minutes to find the correct entrance to the townhouse.

I buzzed the townhouse and went upstairs and an average-looking Asian woman was holding the door open. She quickly ushered me into the bedroom that was near the entrance.

I glanced into the main room and saw two Asian guys. Didn't seem to be much furniture.

The provider gave me a very fake hug and kiss on the cheek and asked for 300. I decided a half-hour would be plenty with her, so I told her I was quoted 150. She pretty much demanded 200 and that's when I should have walked out.

I told her I just wanted a massage and a HE. She moved immediately to the HE and didn't massage me at all. She began by far the most mechanical jack hammer HE that I have ever experienced. Before starting she laid a paper towel near my unit. How sexy.

Well, she did turn off the jackhammer when the door buzzer went off and she checked her cell phone.

I was so turned off I had to finish myself. I was out of there in 15 minutes.

I prefer the AMP experience where it's possible to have a decent conversation with some of the providers, and I might enjoy the massage and / or the HE.

Do some of the Asian agency providers actually do a massage? How many of them come off as having a sweet personality?

Sorry to hear about your experience. It is hit or miss with these Asian incalls in apartments. I have had similar experiences and I've also had the best times in those. The best one I had was with a 10, $200/ hr, but no clock-watching. Prolly there 1. 5 hrs. Included nuru, FS, shower together, 2nd pop and left. You will never see the same girl twice I'be noticed.

[Guy2021]

https://adultsearch.com/minnesota/mi...scorts/2781525

I am posting my experience in the massage section rather than the escort section for a reason. I have been going to AMPs for many years. Never tried an Agency. I was quoted 150 hhr, 200 hr, 300 VIP.

I was thinking 200 for an hour massage with a HE would work for the provider.

I arrived at the Edina location. Took me 10 minutes to find the correct entrance to the townhouse.

I buzzed the townhouse and went upstairs and an average-looking Asian woman was holding the door open. She quickly ushered me into the bedroom that was near the entrance.

I glanced into the main room and saw two Asian guys. Didn't seem to be much furniture.

The provider gave me a very fake hug and kiss on the cheek and asked for 300. I decided a half-hour would be plenty with her, so I told her I was quoted 150. She pretty much demanded 200 and that's when I should have walked out.

I told her I just wanted a massage and a HE. She moved immediately to the HE and didn't massage me at all. She began by far the most mechanical jack hammer HE that I have ever experienced. Before starting she laid a paper towel near my unit. How sexy.

Well, she did turn off the jackhammer when the door buzzer went off and she checked her cell phone.

I was so turned off I had to finish myself. I was out of there in 15 minutes.

I prefer the AMP experience where it's possible to have a decent conversation with some of the providers, and I might enjoy the massage and / or the HE.

Do some of the Asian agency providers actually do a massage? How many of them come off as having a sweet personality?

These are all over the country and every once in a while you'll find a jackpot. Mostly you find what you found or worse.

If you have time and money to burn, you might find something from these ads. For the most part, highly unlikely.

[Member #6100]

https://adultsearch.com/minnesota/mi...scorts/2781525

I am posting my experience in the massage section rather than the escort section for a reason. I have been going to AMPs for many years. Never tried an Agency. I was quoted 150 hhr, 200 hr, 300 VIP.

I was thinking 200 for an hour massage with a HE would work for the provider.

I arrived at the Edina location. Took me 10 minutes to find the correct entrance to the townhouse.

I buzzed the townhouse and went upstairs and an average-looking Asian woman was holding the door open. She quickly ushered me into the bedroom that was near the entrance.

I glanced into the main room and saw two Asian guys. Didn't seem to be much furniture.

The provider gave me a very fake hug and kiss on the cheek and asked for 300. I decided a half-hour would be plenty with her, so I told her I was quoted 150. She pretty much demanded 200 and that's when I should have walked out.

I told her I just wanted a massage and a HE. She moved immediately to the HE and didn't massage me at all. She began by far the most mechanical jack hammer HE that I have ever experienced. Before starting she laid a paper towel near my unit. How sexy.

Well, she did turn off the jackhammer when the door buzzer went off and she checked her cell phone.

I was so turned off I had to finish myself. I was out of there in 15 minutes.

I prefer the AMP experience where it's possible to have a decent conversation with some of the providers, and I might enjoy the massage and / or the HE.

Do some of the Asian agency providers actually do a massage? How many of them come off as having a sweet personality?

[MassErrection]

Has anyone ever seen Kim before? She and I have been in contact however we haven't been able to see each other. She advertises on Adult Search without a picture. I would appreciate any thing you can provide. You can PM me if needed.

I've had some luck at Harmony the last month.

Any AMP's in the North Metro to try out?

Thank you for the intel and all of the posts! Mase and the boys, you guys are the best! Thank you!

Kim's not worth your time. She's not attractive. The massage and ending was horrible.

[Cool Calm Pete]

So went to Savvy massage or spa. Whatever it is. No sign of he. Unless was doing something wrong, red head lady right?

She was very flakey, and when I finally did see her, I was super disappointed by massage and never got the flip. She goes by a few names / numbers. Reminded me of a troll TBH.