Escort Reports

[Member #6985]

Set up an appointment to meet and was excited for this one on account of all the positive reviews. In fact, I couldn't find a single negative review, which is generally a good sign. We were texting quite a bit leading up to the appointment. She even sent me a full length picture of herself, which was rather sexy. As I would find, she looked easily 10 years older than that pic and much rougher in the face. I really started to get worried when out of the blue she said "a lot of guys turn around when they see me for some god-awful reason. I'm sorry I can't help that I'm beautiful and that I enjoy what I do. " Alarm bells were going off in my head, but I made the drive out anyway. When I arrived at the scheduled time, the minx was having a bit of a meltdown over the fact that the hotel that she just booked was asking for a $100 deposit (fairly standard in my opinion) and she only had $98 in her checking account. This was red flag number 2. How does a girl who charges 200/ hr and says that escorting is "just for fun" have virtually no money.

As she was figuring out the hotel situation I turned around and left. She may very well have been an amazing time, so I can't judge her skills or enthusiasm. But I couldn't get past the looks and red flags. Really amazes me how this girl literally has no bad reviews. Perhaps I missed out. Oh well.

https://tryst.link/escort/ladyluna

I've met her 3 times when she comes to the Akron area, she is extremely moody and a little unpredictable! The last time I met her she couldn't find her condoms and I thought how convenient but after 10 minutes she settled in and got naked, she's extremely clean and fresh nice body, after 15 minutes mutual oral she was soaking wet and I figured she'd finish BBBJ since no covers available but she climbed on and slid me in for maybe 2 minutes and said no no and stopped frustrating but finished nicely on her breasts.

[RavensBurg]

I think our area has some issues. I was in Dallas. TX for few weeks and the hobby scene there was amazing. You can find reliable, clean, GFE, experience for 200/ hr easily. All the girls I saw there were not fat, no track marks and provided great service. If I could, I would move there just for the hobby LOL. Wife is happy I am not there otherwise we would be very poor by now hehe.

Cleveland absolutely has issues and it has nothing to do with being a small rust belt city either. Just came back from Syracuse, Rochester, and Buffalo (all of which are worse cities than Cleveland) where the hobby is rich with talent. Christ, even Erie has a better scene.

[Steven693]

Likewise, I'm getting so tired of looking through the same old ads day after day. We need some new talent in this town.

I've been watching this one for a while. Anyone seen her lately?

https://cleveland.skipthegames.com/f...n/871081550652

If she is legit and provides her menu including Greek to girthy gents like me. LMK Def visit her!

[JackDangers]

Which club in Mentor are you referring too that closed?

I'm not sure what's going on with the limited supply. Maybe Covid. Or perhaps they found a way to get free money from Big Brother too.

I failed to articulate myself properly, I'm afraid. I was trying to refer to the closing of Just Teazin' in Painesville. That leaves the hour-drive stretch between the Rare Cherry in Ashtabula and Petticoat Junction in Mentor (which is where Starr danced) bereft of any gentleman's clubs at all.

JD.

[HoneyBear2076]

I think our area has some issues. I was in Dallas. TX for few weeks and the hobby scene there was amazing. You can find reliable, clean, GFE, experience for 200/ hr easily. All the girls I saw there were not fat, no track marks and provided great service. If I could, I would move there just for the hobby LOL. Wife is happy I am not there otherwise we would be very poor by now hehe.

[Exec88]

I agree, Wild Card. This hobby is the home of some bizarre economics. Considering the state of our economy, one would think that the ranks of the working girls would be swelling with ladies looking to make ends meet. Instead, there seems to be increasingly fewer reasonably-priced palatable options. Supply, in our hobby, does not necessarily seem linked to demand.

Here's another one that's tough to figure out: Where I live (Lake County), one of the two strip clubs that we had shut its doors about two years ago. It was the largest club in the area and (as I learned from speaking to the various ladies) employed girls from Lake and Cuyahoga County. These girls were known for providing extras to favored patrons or those who obviously had the cash to afford them. These girls had to have gone somewhere, right? You would think they'd move along to other clubs in easy driving distance -- but that didn't seem to happen. Since they weren't dancing, you'd figure more than a few would have started escorting in order to make rent. This didn't seem to happen either. The only girl escorting that I know moved on from the Lake County clubs is Starr in Mentor (who I would not necessarily recommend, anyway; search my previous posts for a detailed explanation). What, they all just...retired?

So, yeah. It's weird.

Don't even get me started about a business model that includes ghosting your customers more than 50% of the time. I know how long my own business would have lasted, had I done something similar.

/ semi-rant.

Which club in Mentor are you referring too that closed?

I'm not sure what's going on with the limited supply. Maybe Covid. Or perhaps they found a way to get free money from Big Brother too.

[RavensBurg]

Set up an appointment to meet and was excited for this one on account of all the positive reviews. In fact, I couldn't find a single negative review, which is generally a good sign. We were texting quite a bit leading up to the appointment. She even sent me a full length picture of herself, which was rather sexy. As I would find, she looked easily 10 years older than that pic and much rougher in the face. I really started to get worried when out of the blue she said "a lot of guys turn around when they see me for some god-awful reason. I'm sorry I can't help that I'm beautiful and that I enjoy what I do. " Alarm bells were going off in my head, but I made the drive out anyway. When I arrived at the scheduled time, the minx was having a bit of a meltdown over the fact that the hotel that she just booked was asking for a $100 deposit (fairly standard in my opinion) and she only had $98 in her checking account. This was red flag number 2. How does a girl who charges 200/ hr and says that escorting is "just for fun" have virtually no money.

As she was figuring out the hotel situation I turned around and left. She may very well have been an amazing time, so I can't judge her skills or enthusiasm. But I couldn't get past the looks and red flags. Really amazes me how this girl literally has no bad reviews. Perhaps I missed out. Oh well.

https://tryst.link/escort/ladyluna

[JackDangers]

I doubt rising gas prices are keeping mongers away from a warm wet hole. More likely the dirth of attractive women and the rising hole prices instead.

I agree, Wild Card. This hobby is the home of some bizarre economics. Considering the state of our economy, one would think that the ranks of the working girls would be swelling with ladies looking to make ends meet. Instead, there seems to be increasingly fewer reasonably-priced palatable options. Supply, in our hobby, does not necessarily seem linked to demand.

Here's another one that's tough to figure out: Where I live (Lake County), one of the two strip clubs that we had shut its doors about two years ago. It was the largest club in the area and (as I learned from speaking to the various ladies) employed girls from Lake and Cuyahoga County. These girls were known for providing extras to favored patrons or those who obviously had the cash to afford them. These girls had to have gone somewhere, right? You would think they'd move along to other clubs in easy driving distance -- but that didn't seem to happen. Since they weren't dancing, you'd figure more than a few would have started escorting in order to make rent. This didn't seem to happen either. The only girl escorting that I know moved on from the Lake County clubs is Starr in Mentor (who I would not necessarily recommend, anyway; search my previous posts for a detailed explanation). What, they all just...retired?

So, yeah. It's weird.

Don't even get me started about a business model that includes ghosting your customers more than 50% of the time. I know how long my own business would have lasted, had I done something similar.

/ semi-rant.

[Member #6162]

So, it sounds to be a hostess desert right now Any recommendations at all? I'm especially looking around the southern suburbs.

[Member #6192]

Its not getting better until at least November. At least. I scan SKG / tryst every other day now instead of every day, its like what, less then a half a dozen legit good looking escorts left in all of NEO that I've already boned. And when I'm playing "where's waldo" and looking for sting ads, the sting ads take me a full second instead of a split second to tell they are stings now. Which if it takes me that long and I have to do a double take, it makes sense that more and more clowns have been showing up over the past few months, including another cop, a clown who brought a loaded gun, and a clown who brought multiple meth pipes. Their operation is transcendent, and they are getting more skilled at making their ads look real (although the cop showed up for an obviously fake ad). I'm sure the only reason their sting numbers have tumbled a bit over the past couple weeks is because of gas prices. I sure as shit am not paying these GPS rates and cant afford risking wasting gas if i get ghosted. Last year if i got ghosted no big deal, this year def cant afford it. And I'm sure the only thing saving some of these clowns is that they didn't have gas to get to the sting location LOL. They ran several ads a few weeks ago for a few days, I thought for sure we would be seeing a Yost press conference but that's when gas started to skyrocket so it makes sense they probably didn't get the numbers. The hobby in 2022 and 2022 in general is an absolute joke. On that note, off to the pool for the day, hope you enjoy yours too gents!

C92.

I doubt rising gas prices are keeping mongers away from a warm wet hole. More likely the dirth of attractive women and the rising hole prices instead.

[Chunks92]

Likewise, I'm getting so tired of looking through the same old ads day after day. We need some new talent in this town.

I've been watching this one for a while. Anyone seen her lately?

https://cleveland.skipthegames.com/f...n/871081550652

Its not getting better until at least November. At least. I scan SKG / tryst every other day now instead of every day, its like what, less then a half a dozen legit good looking escorts left in all of NEO that I've already boned. And when I'm playing "where's waldo" and looking for sting ads, the sting ads take me a full second instead of a split second to tell they are stings now. Which if it takes me that long and I have to do a double take, it makes sense that more and more clowns have been showing up over the past few months, including another cop, a clown who brought a loaded gun, and a clown who brought multiple meth pipes. Their operation is transcendent, and they are getting more skilled at making their ads look real (although the cop showed up for an obviously fake ad). I'm sure the only reason their sting numbers have tumbled a bit over the past couple weeks is because of gas prices. I sure as shit am not paying these GPS rates and cant afford risking wasting gas if i get ghosted. Last year if i got ghosted no big deal, this year def cant afford it. And I'm sure the only thing saving some of these clowns is that they didn't have gas to get to the sting location LOL. They ran several ads a few weeks ago for a few days, I thought for sure we would be seeing a Yost press conference but that's when gas started to skyrocket so it makes sense they probably didn't get the numbers. The hobby in 2022 and 2022 in general is an absolute joke. On that note, off to the pool for the day, hope you enjoy yours too gents!

C92.

[OneAndDone]

Tried to see her today in house off West Blvd. Drove through rain and traffic and got there 15 min late. She said we are cancelled (must have had someone else coming or there already), and that she is booked through the night. Told her I'd seen her many times, that didn't help me. She is seeing lots and lots of dudes right now, just a heads up. Thanks for the review, glad I missed that.

Great info thanks fellas be safe.

[Exec88]

Me too. Especially if they are BBFS and love Greek play. Also any 3 way possibilities too. Not asking for much am I? LOL! Thanks.

Likewise, I'm getting so tired of looking through the same old ads day after day. We need some new talent in this town.

I've been watching this one for a while. Anyone seen her lately?

https://cleveland.skipthegames.com/f...n/871081550652

[JackDangers]

Thanks for the review JD. I do not usually go to EA to look for providers. Glad you did! I love me some hot tight Greek action. However I am very girthy so not sure if she will let me based on what you posted. I love BB and she sounds really sexy in her vids so I guess I will have to try her out see how it goes. Let y'all now when I do!

Best of luck to you, brother. Be sure to report back and let us know how it goes! Hopefully she doesn't make a liar out of me!

JD.

[RavensBurg]

Tried to see her today in house off West Blvd. Drove through rain and traffic and got there 15 min late. She said we are cancelled (must have had someone else coming or there already), and that she is booked through the night. Told her I'd seen her many times, that didn't help me. She is seeing lots and lots of dudes right now, just a heads up. Thanks for the review, glad I missed that.

I'd agree you got lucky. I also agree that she's probably seeing a ton of dudes in a very short amount of time. That's a major deterrent for me. I enjoyed her once, 5 years ago. That's enough.