Massage Parlor Reports

[TopGunMaverick]

I have to back up my wingman. Damn straight. Lurking LE. Dirty towels. You got that right brutha! What's the name of that cheerleader. I call sloppy seconds.

[SpicyCurry]

Because over the decades, starting in 1996, I've ended up balls-deep in so much pussy by being charming, kind and generous, that's why. Works out well for me most wvery time. In fact, there's a Judy I'm moments away from enjoying again at an OC joint. Nice round booty, which now gets uncovered by her willingly, in anticipation of what's next. So you do yourself. While I do Judy.

If you're so kind and generous as to tip $60 for a legit foot massage in an open room, why are you whining about the $60 requests from the Bamboo girls.

[Qeast]

I dropped by Coconut in SA. Its an older building with plenty of parking. It's easy to visit discretely, if the "walk of shame" is a concern.

I was greeted by a C-RA who collected the house fee and led me to the room ($40 for 30 min.) I didn't ask for a shower; she didn't ask if I wanted one.

A different C-RA came in to do the massage. I noticed that both wore similar outfits: jean shorts and a black T-shirt. (Uniform of the day?) She proceeded to provide a decent massage. In fact, early on, her positioning didn't allow me to touch her--so I decided to go along and see how things developed. Eventually, we got on the same page. 50/50 for $140.

Don't complain that I overpaid. I keeping my options open in case I want to visit again. I don't want to be branded as cheap.

Both of the ladies I observed had nice figures--at least the type I prefer. I suspect that they look young, but are older than they appear. I say that because both had really understated makeup, and no noticeable ink. (Regarding the makeup, I'm referring to the heavy mascara and exaggerated eye lashes that a lot of younger women--or women trying to look younger, sport nowadays.).

BTW: "coco nucifera" is commonly called coconut or coconut palm for the fruit it produces. (Yes, it is a fruit - not a nut.) I'm just saying some are getting too "clever" pretending to be discrete.

[Alowicious]

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[Alowicious]

Big problem here is that O Spa is not in Lake Forest. This reads like fiction.

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck. Just ignore him.

[GoKipper]

Thanks you saved me some money. Cindy at the same place is older petite Asian with good service I would recommend instead. Trying to find out if Amanda offers extra like someone here mentioned but didn't want to waste my money.

Met with Hailey at LF Nuru 109. She's an HYA, but not very service oriented, and not many extras. HE only. Damage. 6 to the house, $. 6 to her.

Would not repeat, would not recommend.

[Mr Plumber]

Why worry about tipping 40 or 60 at Bamboo, when you tipped $60 to a girl at Palm Tree in an open foot massage room, and suggesting you would tip even more.

Because over the decades, starting in 1996, I've ended up balls-deep in so much pussy by being charming, kind and generous, that's why. Works out well for me most wvery time. In fact, there's a Judy I'm moments away from enjoying again at an OC joint. Nice round booty, which now gets uncovered by her willingly, in anticipation of what's next. So you do yourself. While I do Judy.

[DonkeyPuncha]

You can still get everything for 50 to 80 with the Latina gals on El Classificado and the other Latin classifieds. You need to speak Spanish. These are my go to when I just want to blast one off.

Can use a translator. How much of a crapshoot are the El Classificado hookups? Would be cool if there were a separate thread for those.

[HeadorTail]

I hope everyone believes all the Trash talk about the the girls, the service, the laundry, the parking, the bad restaurants, monkey pox, the FBI setting up outside, the Hindenburg crash you've been getting shoveled your way lately. Much easier to see the ladies there. About the housing I think you'll discover that in the OC that housing plan is very common. It's not like they're stacked ten deep. Most have their own rooms. Again, I'm talking about a lot of places. When rooms are renting for $1,000 a month around town it's a great deal for them. I have no agenda as I write this. Just sharing my insights and perspective. With the $35 fee for the hour it's still a hell of a deal.

[Taws6]

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[Irish Punk]

Met with Hailey at LF Nuru 109. She's an HYA, but not very service oriented, and not many extras. HE only. Damage. 6 to the house, $. 6 to her.

Would not repeat, would not recommend.

[TopGunToday]

Man o man Chili's top queen has a nice rack today. I'm so glad I can cum here twice a week. No more Lucy types. Just young fresh ones here. And yes people AMPs can send you and angel once in while. Super busy shopping center, next to the OC Lau seafood shopping places. Walk of shame as you leave their place. But just put a mask on and they don't know who you are these days. LOL.

[TopGunToday]

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[TopGunToday]

Few new babes this week.

Hazel at nuru seventeen. Super sensual, lots of eye contact, fit but not petite Latina.

Kat at nuru seventeen. Nuru_Kat is here now. Had an incredible experience, she's bomb and sensual and worth it.

Sugar at Newport nuru. Gorgeous athletic Asian babe, all natural B's with a nice round butt. Not too much nuru or any extras. Great personality / experience but may not be everyone's cup of tea.

Sammi at LF 112 - Super thick fake Latina babe, short and a freak.

Loran at LF106 - Older European babe but a body to die for and really cares about your sesh.

LF 106 the one on El Toro and Muirlands in the medical building I assume.

[TopGunToday]

Don't know why but LE was at Mindy's pad other day. Spotted on the corner of my eye. 2 unmarked cop cars were near by. I am Mindy's Mork. I told her to keep it low profile. This is about Bw / coconuts and Sh. Got back in my car and took off.

Sunny health looks bad now, went it got another Anna, gross and has some moles on her back. Wanted to give me a BBBJ I refused and got the other girl Grace. Nipple eraser titties gave ok HJ. Told me she's leaving due to the monkey pox scare. Mindy bamboo continues to have dirty towels and expects higher tips with shitty service. Too many dirty mongers give them less now thus the cutback on cleaning I guess. Went to check out the Chili spa everyone keeps raving about. It's located down the street from the Viet shops and c places. Not bad. Better than coconut in my opinion. Had this slender skinny Korean or Asian girl their accent is pretty the much the same and same questions after telling you to flip over with a rock hard cock. I told her to take off her clothes first then she agreed. She then rubs my ass and starts cleaning my balls in her mouth and slippery but wet tongue. She asked if I wanted my salad tossed. Of course I did! About 10 minutes of pleasure my cock was going to explode. I immediately bent her over and shoved my cock deep in her glistening and wet pussy. She was tighter than the 18 year old cheerleader at Ospas I met recently in Lake Forest off of The el pollo loco shopping center. Cum dripping and she still wanted more when I left. Gave her $160 plus the $40 house fee.

I am still looking for a body scrub with a good cock cleaning. I want to correct myself and the weirdo that follows me like the Old geezer they are these days. I did mean OSPA in Laguna Hills, lake forest has another hairy bushy old lady like Mary or Vicky, well Mary's been shaved lately so be it. I'm glad I got her workers new number.