Escort Reports

[Exec88]

I agree, Wild Card. This hobby is the home of some bizarre economics. Considering the state of our economy, one would think that the ranks of the working girls would be swelling with ladies looking to make ends meet. Instead, there seems to be increasingly fewer reasonably-priced palatable options. Supply, in our hobby, does not necessarily seem linked to demand.

Here's another one that's tough to figure out: Where I live (Lake County), one of the two strip clubs that we had shut its doors about two years ago. It was the largest club in the area and (as I learned from speaking to the various ladies) employed girls from Lake and Cuyahoga County. These girls were known for providing extras to favored patrons or those who obviously had the cash to afford them. These girls had to have gone somewhere, right? You would think they'd move along to other clubs in easy driving distance -- but that didn't seem to happen. Since they weren't dancing, you'd figure more than a few would have started escorting in order to make rent. This didn't seem to happen either. The only girl escorting that I know moved on from the Lake County clubs is Starr in Mentor (who I would not necessarily recommend, anyway; search my previous posts for a detailed explanation). What, they all just...retired?

So, yeah. It's weird.

Don't even get me started about a business model that includes ghosting your customers more than 50% of the time. I know how long my own business would have lasted, had I done something similar.

/ semi-rant.

Which club in Mentor are you referring too that closed?

I'm not sure what's going on with the limited supply. Maybe Covid. Or perhaps they found a way to get free money from Big Brother too.

[RavensBurg]

Set up an appointment to meet and was excited for this one on account of all the positive reviews. In fact, I couldn't find a single negative review, which is generally a good sign. We were texting quite a bit leading up to the appointment. She even sent me a full length picture of herself, which was rather sexy. As I would find, she looked easily 10 years older than that pic and much rougher in the face. I really started to get worried when out of the blue she said "a lot of guys turn around when they see me for some god-awful reason. I'm sorry I can't help that I'm beautiful and that I enjoy what I do. " Alarm bells were going off in my head, but I made the drive out anyway. When I arrived at the scheduled time, the minx was having a bit of a meltdown over the fact that the hotel that she just booked was asking for a $100 deposit (fairly standard in my opinion) and she only had $98 in her checking account. This was red flag number 2. How does a girl who charges 200/ hr and says that escorting is "just for fun" have virtually no money.

As she was figuring out the hotel situation I turned around and left. She may very well have been an amazing time, so I can't judge her skills or enthusiasm. But I couldn't get past the looks and red flags. Really amazes me how this girl literally has no bad reviews. Perhaps I missed out. Oh well.

https://tryst.link/escort/ladyluna

[JackDangers]

I doubt rising gas prices are keeping mongers away from a warm wet hole. More likely the dirth of attractive women and the rising hole prices instead.

I agree, Wild Card. This hobby is the home of some bizarre economics. Considering the state of our economy, one would think that the ranks of the working girls would be swelling with ladies looking to make ends meet. Instead, there seems to be increasingly fewer reasonably-priced palatable options. Supply, in our hobby, does not necessarily seem linked to demand.

Here's another one that's tough to figure out: Where I live (Lake County), one of the two strip clubs that we had shut its doors about two years ago. It was the largest club in the area and (as I learned from speaking to the various ladies) employed girls from Lake and Cuyahoga County. These girls were known for providing extras to favored patrons or those who obviously had the cash to afford them. These girls had to have gone somewhere, right? You would think they'd move along to other clubs in easy driving distance -- but that didn't seem to happen. Since they weren't dancing, you'd figure more than a few would have started escorting in order to make rent. This didn't seem to happen either. The only girl escorting that I know moved on from the Lake County clubs is Starr in Mentor (who I would not necessarily recommend, anyway; search my previous posts for a detailed explanation). What, they all just...retired?

So, yeah. It's weird.

Don't even get me started about a business model that includes ghosting your customers more than 50% of the time. I know how long my own business would have lasted, had I done something similar.

/ semi-rant.

[Member #6162]

So, it sounds to be a hostess desert right now Any recommendations at all? I'm especially looking around the southern suburbs.

[Member #6192]

Its not getting better until at least November. At least. I scan SKG / tryst every other day now instead of every day, its like what, less then a half a dozen legit good looking escorts left in all of NEO that I've already boned. And when I'm playing "where's waldo" and looking for sting ads, the sting ads take me a full second instead of a split second to tell they are stings now. Which if it takes me that long and I have to do a double take, it makes sense that more and more clowns have been showing up over the past few months, including another cop, a clown who brought a loaded gun, and a clown who brought multiple meth pipes. Their operation is transcendent, and they are getting more skilled at making their ads look real (although the cop showed up for an obviously fake ad). I'm sure the only reason their sting numbers have tumbled a bit over the past couple weeks is because of gas prices. I sure as shit am not paying these GPS rates and cant afford risking wasting gas if i get ghosted. Last year if i got ghosted no big deal, this year def cant afford it. And I'm sure the only thing saving some of these clowns is that they didn't have gas to get to the sting location LOL. They ran several ads a few weeks ago for a few days, I thought for sure we would be seeing a Yost press conference but that's when gas started to skyrocket so it makes sense they probably didn't get the numbers. The hobby in 2022 and 2022 in general is an absolute joke. On that note, off to the pool for the day, hope you enjoy yours too gents!

C92.

I doubt rising gas prices are keeping mongers away from a warm wet hole. More likely the dirth of attractive women and the rising hole prices instead.

[Chunks92]

Likewise, I'm getting so tired of looking through the same old ads day after day. We need some new talent in this town.

I've been watching this one for a while. Anyone seen her lately?

https://cleveland.skipthegames.com/f...n/871081550652

Its not getting better until at least November. At least. I scan SKG / tryst every other day now instead of every day, its like what, less then a half a dozen legit good looking escorts left in all of NEO that I've already boned. And when I'm playing "where's waldo" and looking for sting ads, the sting ads take me a full second instead of a split second to tell they are stings now. Which if it takes me that long and I have to do a double take, it makes sense that more and more clowns have been showing up over the past few months, including another cop, a clown who brought a loaded gun, and a clown who brought multiple meth pipes. Their operation is transcendent, and they are getting more skilled at making their ads look real (although the cop showed up for an obviously fake ad). I'm sure the only reason their sting numbers have tumbled a bit over the past couple weeks is because of gas prices. I sure as shit am not paying these GPS rates and cant afford risking wasting gas if i get ghosted. Last year if i got ghosted no big deal, this year def cant afford it. And I'm sure the only thing saving some of these clowns is that they didn't have gas to get to the sting location LOL. They ran several ads a few weeks ago for a few days, I thought for sure we would be seeing a Yost press conference but that's when gas started to skyrocket so it makes sense they probably didn't get the numbers. The hobby in 2022 and 2022 in general is an absolute joke. On that note, off to the pool for the day, hope you enjoy yours too gents!

C92.

[OneAndDone]

Tried to see her today in house off West Blvd. Drove through rain and traffic and got there 15 min late. She said we are cancelled (must have had someone else coming or there already), and that she is booked through the night. Told her I'd seen her many times, that didn't help me. She is seeing lots and lots of dudes right now, just a heads up. Thanks for the review, glad I missed that.

Great info thanks fellas be safe.

[Exec88]

Me too. Especially if they are BBFS and love Greek play. Also any 3 way possibilities too. Not asking for much am I? LOL! Thanks.

Likewise, I'm getting so tired of looking through the same old ads day after day. We need some new talent in this town.

I've been watching this one for a while. Anyone seen her lately?

https://cleveland.skipthegames.com/f...n/871081550652

[JackDangers]

Thanks for the review JD. I do not usually go to EA to look for providers. Glad you did! I love me some hot tight Greek action. However I am very girthy so not sure if she will let me based on what you posted. I love BB and she sounds really sexy in her vids so I guess I will have to try her out see how it goes. Let y'all now when I do!

Best of luck to you, brother. Be sure to report back and let us know how it goes! Hopefully she doesn't make a liar out of me!

JD.

[RavensBurg]

Tried to see her today in house off West Blvd. Drove through rain and traffic and got there 15 min late. She said we are cancelled (must have had someone else coming or there already), and that she is booked through the night. Told her I'd seen her many times, that didn't help me. She is seeing lots and lots of dudes right now, just a heads up. Thanks for the review, glad I missed that.

I'd agree you got lucky. I also agree that she's probably seeing a ton of dudes in a very short amount of time. That's a major deterrent for me. I enjoyed her once, 5 years ago. That's enough.

[RavensBurg]

What was your time with Autumn like?

Contacted her a few hours before our scheduled appointment and she says we never had a confined appointment. Perhaps a misunderstanding, won't hold it against her. After seeing the limited number of reviews by seniors and thinking twice about spending 300, I never rebooked.

[BirdBrain]

Just paid her a visit and it didn't go well. She met me outside of a busy hotel dressed like a streetwalker from a movie. Huge stilettos, crop top and tight jeans. She actually looked pretty damn good, better than I remembered, but it felt super awkward greeting her in front of onlookers and walking inside with someone who clearly looked like a hooker. To make things worse, she was definitely fucked up. She seemed drunk, slurring her speech, walking crooked, loosing her balance. We get inside her room, and of course the maid is just down the hall watching us as we enter. Inside, Melissa starts talking dirty and kissing me a bit, she definitely got me going a bit and I was anticipating a pretty wild time. Then she lays on the bed and unbuttons her jeans asks me to take them off. As I peel them off the smell from her crotch is overwhelming. Really bad. On top of that, there's a strange yellow stain on her panties, right in front of her pussy, which I assume is a discharge of some kind. The smell and the stain gross me out completely. I put my shirt back on and tell her I got to go.

Tried to see her today in house off West Blvd. Drove through rain and traffic and got there 15 min late. She said we are cancelled (must have had someone else coming or there already), and that she is booked through the night. Told her I'd seen her many times, that didn't help me. She is seeing lots and lots of dudes right now, just a heads up. Thanks for the review, glad I missed that.

[RavensBurg]

To be clear, this is Autumn we are talking about? Did she raise her rates? I thought when she hit the scene she was one of the reasonable ones? Hmmm.

Zoey also uses a timer, FYI.

Yes, we're talking about white girl autumn who goes by at harborblue777 on Twitter.

[Chupriroti]

Chupriroti, did she also set a timer with you as others are reporting? What about MPOPs?

I honestly never noticed. I typically go 2 rounds within the hr and then I'm done so yes on MSOG. She hasn't stopped me or talked about the timer during any of my experiences.

[Steven693]

Damn, 117 reviews on TER but 2017 and earlier; I am not upgraded so can't see the reviews. What I read on here though, sounds like a good time. I may nave to partake.

So I visited Lisa last week. First time in a long while. She remembered me and to Tontos point. Yes she is all of the things he describes physically. She is also very talkative. But we had lots of catching up to do so I didn't mind. She truly is a very sweet person. I did ask her if everything was available today. Meaning anal, and she said yes. Unfortunately. Turns out it wasn't and I don't know if I will go back again. Maybe but IDK. Anyway:

PROS. Everything Tonto said about her personality and so forth. She is attractive Mature MILF. Beautiful blue eyes. She gave ok head. And her pussy is very tasty for some DATY.

CONS: Does not like to kiss even closed lips and no DFK. Just for the record I visit during my work day. So I am extremely well groomed with fresh breath LOL! BB is for BJ only. Nothing else. For me that is a turn off. But not always a deal breaker in part IF the condom is the right size and anal is still offered. I say this not because I am slightly above average length (7" but because I am very girthy (like 6" round 2.5" wide). So condoms and me have a very difficult relationship. But I will wear one IF it is the right fit and I get to have anal. She mentioned to me that she forgot my size and apologized but said she had been giving a lot of anal lately (no doubt to Tonto LOL!) and that she could not take me today because of my size. She also apologized for only having a regular condom for me. UGH! I was pretty much done at that point. However. We did CV missionary and doggy for a little while. Which she enjoyed. But I did not. So I ended it way sooner than I had planned on. I just fucking hate condoms let alone when they are too tight and you can not feel anything. Anyway I actually did not get off. I like to take my time and use the full hour. But with the things I listed under CONS, it was just not a good visit for me. Hope you all will fare better as our good friend Tonto.