Massage Parlor Reports

[FullMetalHelme]

Met at the door, so I went with her. Maybe I should have asked for another but I guess I have a soft spot for chubby older Korean women with big tits LOL.

She was pleasant and we had fun ending with cfs. 1. 8. She indicated bb was available on future visits but I don't know if I'll repeat.

She's the 200-pounder 62 year old with wavy brunette (dyed) hair who also worked at ET and King's, unless there's a new Pepsi in town. Highly doubt it.

[SayOcean]

I mentioned last week that I wrote a rather lengthy review on Lin Massage. And I've had many inquiries about it. So. Here ya go gents. This was my experience late last month at Lin.

Good God. I don't even know where to begin with this experience. Kick back, grab a beer, or make yourself a drink boys because this may be a long one. So long that I've actually logged into my computer to type it out as opposed to using my phone.

Sunday afternoon. A wet, crappy Sunday afternoon. Soaking. Fucking. Wet Memorial Day Sunday afternoon.

I was in the area and I'd been here before a few weeks back with some weird chick that was wearing those weird fake feline ears the whole time we were together. She was kinda "meh", BUT. While I was there I saw a surfer chick looking gal with bleach blonde hair and a sundress in the hallway that I knew I wanted in the future. So even though I didn't know her name, since I was right there, I decided to take the plunge in hopes of getting her.

Damn what an experience! Curious to see how your stop at Vita was since it is somewhat new?

[VillageRat]

I mentioned last week that I wrote a rather lengthy review on Lin Massage. And I've had many inquiries about it. So. Here ya go gents. This was my experience late last month at Lin.

Good God. I don't even know where to begin with this experience. Kick back, grab a beer, or make yourself a drink boys because this may be a long one. So long that I've actually logged into my computer to type it out as opposed to using my phone.

Sunday afternoon. A wet, crappy Sunday afternoon. Soaking. Fucking. Wet Memorial Day Sunday afternoon.

I was in the area and I'd been here before a few weeks back with some weird chick that was wearing those weird fake feline ears the whole time we were together. She was kinda "meh", BUT. While I was there I saw a surfer chick looking gal with bleach blonde hair and a sundress in the hallway that I knew I wanted in the future. So even though I didn't know her name, since I was right there, I decided to take the plunge in hopes of getting her.

Welp, I don't really know if I got her. Unless she changed her hair color to blue. When I went inside I was greeted with a "helloooo" from inside the second room, and then this fucking sexy thing came out of that room in a white mini dress, big ole breasts, and a short blue pixie haircut. And I thought her face was gorgeous. She totally reminded me of this IG / former Playboy model Mia Valentine. Google her or look for Miav. Me on IG.

She asked if I could wait for 20 minutes and I replied "yes, if I get to see you". She said "we have two girls" and I said "I only want YOU".

So after I went to take a leak I got comfortable in the room and could very much hear most of the activity going on next door. I heard his groaning, I hear smacking like someone's ass was getting smacked real good, I heard two women voices, I hear female orgasms that were definitely genuine, I heard the capturing of everyone's breath after the aforementioned orgasms. And I'm like "fuck! Now, while I'm not a huge fan of knowing that I'm banging some chick five minutes after some other anonymous dude. I was fucking TURNED ON imagining banging this chick the way that dude was.

This was already better than my previous experience here with the weird fake feline chick. And I hadn't even been touched yet by Sofia.

So the head of my massage bed was toward the front of the building while the foot of the bed was closer to the action, so I had positioned myself with my head at the foot of the bed for better listening. And that's where I still was with my hard dick when Sofia came in. She speaks pretty decent English and told me the head was "up there", to which I responded (with my hand on my cock), "I know, I was up here to I could listen. And that was fucking hot! She then said something like "we do four hands" and in my head I'm like "you did a hell of a lot more than that".

So now that the prefunking is completed, it's my turn and I'm thinking "hmm, she doesn't look or seem freshly fucked". Maybe the other chick was getting the brunt of it, I don't know. But, Sofia hadn't showered, and there wasn't a hint of sweat on her, and her cute little hair wasn't messed up at all. I was ready.

5-10 minutes of massage with my hands groping her as and then hot towel time. When she went for the towel I put the a $140 tip on the dresser. I wanted that.

So I noted "thick" as a description of her body. Don't let that deter you. She ain't fat. She is a bit muscular and her DS are real. With great nips. She has nice muscular legs, a few tats (butterflies I think) flying between her titters and belly, and she has just a wee bit o' belly flab. But I dug her body and I just wanted to fucking dive in. And so did she. She got naked right quick and said "I want that dick in my mouth". But unfortunately it was with a condom.

This is where it all becomes a blur. They charge more here. I can't remember the sequence of things, but apparently my tip wasn't enough to fuck. "$260" she said. And. While she was giving me head she also did some taint licking, balls in the mouth and a finger in the ass. I told her I wanted to play with her and she got down from between my legs and stood beside me but "no fingers inside". AND she wouldn't 69 me or let me eat her ass. After feeling her pussy and ass from the outside. I am grateful that she didn't let me lick. I did manage to sneak a thumb into that very loose wet asshole just briefly, and could tell it had been busy that day. And I know damn well it hadn't showered since the last dude.

So she's still trying to give me head with a fucking condom on, which I really don't care for. And I'm playing with her very nice ass and pussy still (at this point the brain above my neck doesn't exist). And she has a change of mind and says "I want to fuck that cock" so I say "then fuck daddy's cock". The girl is a freak, a real sexy freak. She was all over the daddy thing, not skipping beat after I said that. It was "daddy" the whole time. She was actually pretty submissive when it came down to it, I fucked her on her back with my hand on her throat (though not gripping too tightly), on her tummy, on her side with me straddling her lower leg, and Doggie with her hanging on to the head of the bed for dear life. Her head was over the end of the bed and I'm looking down at that ass hole and I just still wanted to tongue fuck it so I slid down to do so and NOPE. She pulled away. Though I did eventually play with it a bit again later. The whole time I was fucking her she was saying "fuck me daddy. Fuck me. ".

Since I couldn't cum with the condom we eventually stopped fucking and she started playing with me again, stroking me and burying a finger in my ass. And then. This is where it got unique.

She climbed up on the bed and stood above me, spreading her pussy and rubbing herself while I did myself. Then, completely out of the blue after seeing it many times in porn, looking up at that pussy above me, I said "pee on me". She said "you want me pee on you? And by that point I may as well see if it'll happen so I say "yeah, but not on my face" and she doesn't miss a beat, "okay daddy". She adjusts the towel under me, I tell her to "pee on my cock" while I'm stroking it. And sure as shit, she squats right over it and, with no reluctance, pees on my hand and cock while I'm stroking until I eventually came. After I came with her peeing on me, we were both laughing a bit and I asked "have you ever done that before?" and she gave me a very giggly "Nooo first time" and I said "me too". I have a feeling it will now not be her last.

Mind blown. It was just a crazy fucking. 45 minutes (including the time I waited).

Although I was satisfied, and my mind was blown, I still pointed at the clock and said "we only did 30 minutes" and I forget her response and I don't really care. But it was something about more money next time. I told her that they were more expensive than everywhere else and she just said "not expensive, $260". And suggested "four hands next time".

It was all a fucking trip and I hope you've enjoyed reading. I haven't written a review in a while because I don't write about places I frequent or plan on returning to.

While I really absolutely dig this chick, I very likely won't return. Because while it was a great, yet weird, time. There wasn't enough freedom for it to be just great uninhibited sex. I hate condoms and I love to play with and eat ass / pussy and I didn't get that. And while 5-10 minutes ain't no big deal, being shorted 25-30 is a bigger deal. We'll see what happens because as far as looks, she may be my ATF. I really want to eat that ass. Oh one more thing I just remembered. She's obviously very popular. Her phone was ringing / buzzing constantly. She even answered it once and it was another monger. So, it seems as though she does share her number, though I didn't ask for it.

And her face, to me, was just gorgeous. I try to look very closely. And I put her age within a couple years of 40-42 ish.

Twas a busy Memorial Day weekend for me. Friday I went to the new Vita Massage by Harris Ford. Saturday was a visit to Chloe at Rainbow Health in Lynnwood, Sunday was this freaky little girl that I just wrote about, and Monday was to Golden Rose in Everett. I need to start a GoFundMe soon for this habit.

Good day boys!

[SeaTownDave]

And.

Matra.

Beverly.

Asian Jennifer.

And if there's still in town.

Jannylovelove.

Cutefire24 (Sordong).

Similar expirience to an AMPs except working from a private residence, so no walk in. Offer massage, etc. And advertise on TNA board.

Some of these ladies have seen me on pretty short notice if they aren't busy.

Striking out! Either no response or no time. Any walk in AMPs withina short drive?

[SantaClaws]

Hi all,

I'll be in the area tonight, starting in Tukwila. I see a lot of great recommendations on here, but they all seem to be 45-60 minutes away. Can anyone recommend a FS AMP nearby? BB would be a bonus, but not necessary. Thanks in advance.

SC.

[Meorme]

There are some but not within walking distance. Most are on bel red way or 20th. Check rubmaps.

If you are on tna that are dozens of amazing aamp providers in downtown Bellevue. I think you will get much more from a much hotter provider than the beat up grannies at the AMP spots.

Champagne.

Mikki.

Sexypage.

Christinek.

To name a few.

And.

Matra.

Beverly.

Asian Jennifer.

And if there's still in town.

Jannylovelove.

Cutefire24 (Sordong).

Similar expirience to an AMPs except working from a private residence, so no walk in. Offer massage, etc. And advertise on TNA board.

Some of these ladies have seen me on pretty short notice if they aren't busy.

[SeaTownDave]

There are some but not within walking distance. Most are on bel red way or 20th. Check rubmaps.

If you are on tna that are dozens of amazing aamp providers in downtown Bellevue. I think you will get much more from a much hotter provider than the beat up grannies at the AMP spots.

Champagne.

Mikki.

Sexypage.

Christinek.

To name a few.

Appreciate the list. Trying some of the AAMPs but time is tight due scheduling ahead of time. Any specific recs the the places on BelRed. Not in rubmaps.

[TnaHunter2014]

Stuck in downtown Bellevue and hoping to sneak away from meetings. Any recommendations on an AMP close by?

There are some but not within walking distance. Most are on bel red way or 20th. Check rubmaps.

If you are on tna that are dozens of amazing aamp providers in downtown Bellevue. I think you will get much more from a much hotter provider than the beat up grannies at the AMP spots.

Champagne.

Mikki.

Sexypage.

Christinek.

To name a few.

[SeaTownDave]

Stuck in downtown Bellevue and hoping to sneak away from meetings. Any recommendations on an AMP close by?

[AussieFury]

The known FS shoppes in Renton (Q Spa, Highland / Four Seasons, and Alterntive) are upsell+rush spots that I avoid. The talent at Magnolia has been not great, but Cici (here for a week, she said) is way better than normal. But still not perfect.

Pros: Young, skinny, very pretty, perky man-mades. Massage was better than average but not the best I've had. Pretty little shaved box that was TIGHT.

Cons: She keeps her mask on the whole time. She is not vaccinated because she believes the vaccine can harm you. That means no BJ at all. After the flip, she did a dry HJ to get me going before putting on the cover. Box was tight, but it was clear she was positioning herself trying to keep me from bottoming out. There were a few positions where I kinda got deep. But that plus the mask being on is such a distraction for me. Eventually got the job done, and while I'm glad I saw her once, I'm probably not going to repeat. It's a shame. She's the hottest looking girl they've had there. She also mentioned that the owner (Jessica formerly of CFG) also just opened a spa somewhere in Tacoma. I'm wondering if it's Pinee.

Anyway. If you're looking for FS in Renton, Magnolia is the only shop I'd consider at the moment.

[HarleySteve]

Anyone have experience with Xanadu massage in Everett? Their ad is very explicit, looks TGTBT. https://everett.bedpage.com/Escorts/.../12867156.html.

Latest review on rubmaps reads like an owner review. Previous review the reviewer walked out due to the games being played there with high prices for extras, that reviewer went elsewhere after thinking with the big head. I would not go there as the adds appear to not match the reviews. Your choice if you want to TOFTT.

[HiYolomi]

Anyone have any intel on Sunny of Happy Foot in Renton? Lots of reports of DDs. Russian?

Anyone know of a place I can get Russian for a long time?

Thanks,

H.

[GoaThillBilly]

Jasmin massage up in Marysville has two new ladies, the older ones are gone, the one with the curly hair and red lipstick was there a long time. I have seen the older (late 40's?) twice now. She is tall with a good figure and nice bolt ons. As I was leaving I saw a younger (30's?) petite appearing lady sitting on the couch in the side room. Definitely going to request her next time. PM for more info.

[Shogun Hua]

Anyone know who is in the lineup at Euro nowadays? Been looking for a good table shower and HE from anyone under 40.

I don't think I've seen any reports on ET since CICI left around the beginning of the year. Under 40 isn't usually their style. I've only gotten a good table shower from CICI and Young. I'm not sure if Young still works there either.

[SeaBurner]

Anyone know who is in the lineup at Euro nowadays? Been looking for a good table shower and HE from anyone under 40.

If you're willing to go just a bit further north, Euro Touch is by far the best massage parlor I've been to.