Massage Parlor Reports

[OF Charlie]

LOL! Maybe he collects an advertising fee!

I shared Lina's pics with close to 80 guys. And since my post on Ella late Thursday, I have shared her pics with 43 guys so far. Yet, people still continue to attack me, so I guess it's time to take a break from sharing pics.

If I was collecting fees, wouldn't I be going there every single time they have a new girl so I can collect more fees? Geez.

4 of my top 20 favorite girls will be in Chicago later this month and next month, so I will be seeing them anyway. Please don't message me on who those girls are and where they will be working since some of you guys are so good at gathering intel yourself.

[Head First]

Hello all,

Just signed up. Happy I found this place on Reddit.

Experiences:

HAO Halsted /3X - Weak massage, good CBJ from granny.

Comfort on Archer. Decent massage, HJ alright.

DD Archer. Average HJ, bitchy MT.

King Hickory Hills. Top notch HJ.

Macau. Grannies, HJ only, average.

Star Hot 31st. Young, average HJ.

Unwind on Canal / Archer. Gorgeous young, good HJ, allowed kitty petting.

Moon. Good HJ, kinda rushed.

Any recommendations in Chinatown / Bridgeport area welcome!

When I looked up the definition of How To Win Friends and Gain Influence at USASG, this post came up. Short, plentiful, useful information.

Excellent 1st report! Stick around and become a senior. Welcome.

[Member #6977]

Love Anna she's a sweetheart. But I think she changes her rates for some people. If she knows you are well off she upcharges. What do you normally pay for the nuru for one hour?

It used to be $$ for the nuru massage. But that was back before she made her website.

[Dbiz01]

Even though Charlie is helpful, he's taken on the roll of pestering mongers to pay these broads what he thinks is fair. No I'm not just dropping 200 as soon as I walk in, no I'm not going to treat them like I would a real lady, and no he shouldn't be feeding these pigs idea that he thinks should apply to all encounters. I don't care if it's 5 dollars. The little yellow bunny needs to earn it. Especially if she's average looking, old and baby damaged. That goes for any other type of worker. I'm not about rewarding mediocrity. The other clown that posts here is an obvious shill for hKpd. You can look up his history and see that he's already been called out on his lies. No credibility as far as I'm concerned.

LOL! Maybe he collects an advertising fee!

[Dbiz01]

I've gone to Ozone twice in the last month and have drawn two young hot Thai girls. Don't remember the first one's name, but Lily most recently. All quote 200 for FS, but a good time had by all and they have great bodies.

Maybe the out-of-town group that was there around Christmas time is back. I got spoiled and had three good encounters. I went back after they left. The interaction with the regular crew sucked big time.

[SideTalker]

T Pro on Chicago:

Ok looking provider wanted 2 for CBJ. Heavy negotiation which kinda killed the mood. Had her down to 1. 4 for BBBJ when she actually grabbed my wallet. Noped the hell out of there, will never be back.

[Yung One]

Saw Diana, Mexican with curly hair, tight body and tattoos. Nothing beyond a HJ and more costly than it's worth but great body and allowed touching.

Honestly asking because I really want a good massage ended with some fun.

[NovaBrain]

I've seen it reported once or twice that you can get msog with CLM Melissa, but what I haven't seen is if there's an extra cost for it and what that cost may be. Also, is it something to ask for upfront or sort of happens naturally. Any help with your guys experiences would be much appreciated. Dms are fine with me.

Also, I'm looking for msog because I'm a bit of a quick shooter and often disappoint myself by blowing a bunch of money for a short experience, so any other msog recommendations would be great at CLM or elsewhere.

I know about the red table girls but have always had bad experiences with bait and switch..

I'm in a similar boat and have seen Melissa. I've only done HH sessions with her, and in one of our recent ones she actually suggested that I should book an hour so we can get a second pop in. I think the fact that she offered that means that she'd naturally do that with you in an hour session. She seems to like what she does, I've never felt mechanical with her. If you're looking for MSOG out of all the girls at CLM I'd say she's a safe bet. I won't say guaranteed because as always, YMMV.

[Mayo Teru]

Ella

I saw her a few days ago. She was great, petite sexy body, pretty face and good skills. Nice tits, maybe Bs, natural I think, and for such a small girl they seemed larger. They are sensitive however. We chatted for a while afterwards, she's very sweet.

While I was there there was another new girl working there with a huge rack. A bit of a butterface, not going to lie, but she sure had a smokin body. I didn't get a good enough look to judge if they were man made or not however. If anyone has seen her, first of all what's her name, and can you tell me if they're natural? If so I'll have to make a trip back there to see her.

[FastSubaru]

Saw Diana, Mexican with curly hair, tight body and tattoos. Nothing beyond a HJ and more costly than it's worth but great body and allowed touching.

[TJGeek]

I've seen it reported once or twice that you can get msog with CLM Melissa, but what I haven't seen is if there's an extra cost for it and what that cost may be. Also, is it something to ask for upfront or sort of happens naturally. Any help with your guys experiences would be much appreciated. Dms are fine with me.

Also, I'm looking for msog because I'm a bit of a quick shooter and often disappoint myself by blowing a bunch of money for a short experience, so any other msog recommendations would be great at CLM or elsewhere.

I know about the red table girls but have always had bad experiences with bait and switch..

An hour visit with many MA girls should allow MSOG. Rosa, Elsi, Kinga, Chloe Chi, Liah should be able to do that (have not seen the last 2 but based on reports).

[JamesTChicago]

I've seen it reported once or twice that you can get msog with CLM Melissa, but what I haven't seen is if there's an extra cost for it and what that cost may be. Also, is it something to ask for upfront or sort of happens naturally. Any help with your guys experiences would be much appreciated. Dms are fine with me.

Also, I'm looking for msog because I'm a bit of a quick shooter and often disappoint myself by blowing a bunch of money for a short experience, so any other msog recommendations would be great at CLM or elsewhere.

I know about the red table girls but have always had bad experiences with bait and switch.

Thanks all!

James.

[John Darmody]

Hello all,

Just signed up. Happy I found this place on Reddit.

Experiences:

HAO Halsted /3X - Weak massage, good CBJ from granny.

Comfort on Archer. Decent massage, HJ alright.

DD Archer. Average HJ, bitchy MT.

King Hickory Hills. Top notch HJ.

Macau. Grannies, HJ only, average.

Star Hot 31st. Young, average HJ.

Unwind on Canal / Archer. Gorgeous young, good HJ, allowed kitty petting.

Moon. Good HJ, kinda rushed.

Any recommendations in Chinatown / Bridgeport area welcome!

[Mojitousa]

Ozone: have seen sindy a couple of times. Relatively attractive thai, L2 covered for 140 available. Great body. Location is super busy and you will run into other forum members here. She will also often leave the room, which is kind of a turnoff.

JW Massage on Chicago ave: eva and wendy are gone, all new granny crew. L1. Nothing spectacular.

West river: kelly. L2 for 140, somewhat attractive, prob 50 year old. Was aight.

OD wellness: rimming queen as often described on here, but looks are really 0/10 for, couldn't perform.

Looking for recommendations for providers that will tease the ass a lot.

Thanks.

I've gone to Ozone twice in the last month and have drawn two young hot Thai girls. Don't remember the first one's name, but Lily most recently. All quote 200 for FS, but a good time had by all and they have great bodies.

[OF Charlie]

I get asked sometimes by you guys whether a girl speaks good English or not. I guess some of you are tired of using google translate lol. Well, Ella at BHC is a full time student pursuing a master degree at a local university and speaks good English. She is a Singaporean (dad) and Taiwanese (mom) mix girl. She grew up in Singapore and English is taught there. The tuition for an international student is expensive, so she just started doing this line of work part time earlier this year. I believe she said this is her second stint as she did work during her spring break.

She self claimed to be 24 yr old which sounds right given that is the right age when pursuing a master. While she might be young, I find her skills to be good. Plus, she is very playful. But I would say the main reason to see her is that she is very tight. She is petite to begin with, but given her extremely low mileage her pussy is very tight. She said she studies hard and doesn't have much time to fuck around casually.

If you ever wants a girl who you can talk to in English, go see Ella. Or if you never had a mixed Asian girl of Singaporean and Taiwanese, here is your chance.

Took 5 body pics of her on my phone. You guys know how to reach me if you are interested. If you are new friends, don't forget to include your hobby email or text number in your pm. And as always, tell her Charlie sent you if you decide to go see her.