Escort Reports

[OldManBuckeye]

Had a visit to Mzcoco. Will never repeat.

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...eland/82758540

Easy contact, directions, quick to answer, didn't wait long to get in. She has a shithole apartment in west Blvd., she took me to the basement where there was a couch and incense and some towels. I'm sure this place never gets cleaned. I asked if I could use the bathroom real quick she's pointed to a drain on the floor in a corner. I passed on that.

Now back to Mzcoco. She looked good in the clothes she had on. She had just came back home from being out so she was dressed up in a nice suit. I thought wow her ass is phat and tits are huge and waist is small. Her face isn't bad but she's probably in her late 40's but the years weren't easy. Once she took her clothes off everything sagged but I'll admit her ass did still look good. So I was hoping by overlooking all the crap maybe it'll be worthwhile. That being said it wasn't. We agreed on a hhr. She rushed the whole time. Her BBBJ was amazing yet it lasted only 2 minutes before she put the condom on. Then this is where it went from bad to holy shit. Mzcoco gets in doggy on the couch and I slip it in. She starts up like a mechanical bull and I'm wrassling, that's right I'm WRASSLIN with that ass trying to get it under control. She is swinging that ass around and I was working my forearms out like I'm trying to catch some walleye out by 3 mile island. During all this I get this smell that I still can't unsmell. The smell is about the only thing coco about her and it was her unwashed smelly open asshole and my god it reeked. And her asshole was staring right at me and I couldn't breathe I had to stop. It was as if there was a glass full of shit just resting on her asshole it smelled so strong I couldn't take it. I stopped, ripped the condom off, looked at her with disgust and then I just started laughing. She started laughing too and I told her I was laughing because of how wild she was but really it was because I can't believe how fast I just stopped and wanted to burn my fucking nose off. I can't stop smelling that smell. It's been a couple days and it's traumatizing me. Like what if next time I smell that I'm cleaning my kids diaper and this memory comes back to me? I don't want to recognize this smell or remember any of this anymore. It's so bad. And all that for $1. 3. What a waste seriously don't see her. She doesn't deserve the business. She's rushed and unwashed.

Thanks for the image. Now, I have this image in my head from Urban Cowboy, riding the bucking bronco. This is all in the experience. And you really had one. Stay safe.

[Chunks92]

Idk but she might have a career in singing if this doesn't work out lmao. I wouldn't see her for the simple fact she posted that video thinking she looked and sounded good. Plus she looks like doo doo.

I literally just spit my drink out laughing. This comment is absolute gold. You sir, have won the internet for today!

[AlSmits346]

In my ongoing search for some West side fun: Any experience?

Her ad reads like she's trying to make full-time $$ on limited / part time.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...eland/83093078

Idk but she might have a career in singing if this doesn't work out lmao. I wouldn't see her for the simple fact she posted that video thinking she looked and sounded good. Plus she looks like doo doo.

[Member #6308]

In my ongoing search for some West side fun: Any experience?

Her ad reads like she's trying to make full-time $$ on limited / part time.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...eland/83093078

[Spectator48]

Going to be in Cleveland next week.

Downtown area, any recommendations?

Thanks in advance.

Spectator.

[Budd2]

If you check her Twitter page, she says that the Tryst ad isn't her.

Thanks, just saw the Twitter post. That sucks, she looks really good was hoping to see her.

[In Delaware]

Shame. The pics look tempting to say the least.

Beware, these two are advertising again.

https://cleveland.skipthegames.com/f...s/505956577035

[OneAndDone]

Beware, these two are advertising again.

https://cleveland.skipthegames.com/f...s/505956577035

I've said before it's to bad I saw them when they first started it was a good time 200 it was worth it when I contacted them again it was 400 and I said hell no. Probably a good thing I'm cheap it's to bad because the way things are they would do good make more legit than as a rip off. The one really liked getting banged they interacted I blew a big load LOL. Oh well best to stay away never give deposit no matter what the little head tells you. Be safe!

[DeskJockey]

Had a visit to Mzcoco. Will never repeat.

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...eland/82758540

Easy contact, directions, quick to answer, didn't wait long to get in. She has a shithole apartment in west Blvd., she took me to the basement where there was a couch and incense and some towels. I'm sure this place never gets cleaned. I asked if I could use the bathroom real quick she's pointed to a drain on the floor in a corner. I passed on that.

Now back to Mzcoco. She looked good in the clothes she had on. She had just came back home from being out so she was dressed up in a nice suit. I thought wow her ass is phat and tits are huge and waist is small. Her face isn't bad but she's probably in her late 40's but the years weren't easy. Once she took her clothes off everything sagged but I'll admit her ass did still look good. So I was hoping by overlooking all the crap maybe it'll be worthwhile. That being said it wasn't. We agreed on a hhr. She rushed the whole time. Her BBBJ was amazing yet it lasted only 2 minutes before she put the condom on. Then this is where it went from bad to holy shit. Mzcoco gets in doggy on the couch and I slip it in. She starts up like a mechanical bull and I'm wrassling, that's right I'm WRASSLIN with that ass trying to get it under control. She is swinging that ass around and I was working my forearms out like I'm trying to catch some walleye out by 3 mile island. During all this I get this smell that I still can't unsmell. The smell is about the only thing coco about her and it was her unwashed smelly open asshole and my god it reeked. And her asshole was staring right at me and I couldn't breathe I had to stop. It was as if there was a glass full of shit just resting on her asshole it smelled so strong I couldn't take it. I stopped, ripped the condom off, looked at her with disgust and then I just started laughing. She started laughing too and I told her I was laughing because of how wild she was but really it was because I can't believe how fast I just stopped and wanted to burn my fucking nose off. I can't stop smelling that smell. It's been a couple days and it's traumatizing me. Like what if next time I smell that I'm cleaning my kids diaper and this memory comes back to me? I don't want to recognize this smell or remember any of this anymore. It's so bad. And all that for $1. 3. What a waste seriously don't see her. She doesn't deserve the business. She's rushed and unwashed.

Sorry bro. Life is not a box of chocolates. Memory fades over time. Hang in there. Thanks for the very funny write up. I had to google wrasslin (LOL).

[LickALotTaPuss]

Anyone seen her recently? Is she legit? How much was the damage?

If you check her Twitter page, she says that the Tryst ad isn't her.

[Budd2]

Been hearing Royalton is hot these days. Last one I saw there was Zoey, so it's been about 6 mos since I have been there. Anyone see if Autumn is real yet?

https://tryst.link/escort/autumn777

I saw her around Christmas.

She is willing to please.

Nice tits with really nice nipples.

I go BBBJCIM twice from her.

Easy to deal with.

Anyone seen her recently? Is she legit? How much was the damage?

[SR7D1]

So these two were a no show, after a 100 deposit. They were reviewed previously and even got a good report from someone that paid a deposit and they showed.

Comms went dead after being 2 hours late. Stay away. They will tell you anything and then no show.

https://cleveland.skipthegames.com/f...y/020836276633

Beware, these two are advertising again.

https://cleveland.skipthegames.com/f...s/505956577035

[JustAverageJoe]

https://akron-canton.skipthegames.co...e/837278672997

Really liked the looks of this one and was out that way. No info on her, so was thinking about TOFTT. She quoted me 140 hh and 200 h. I told her I wasn't coming without a verification picture. Crickets. Texted her almost half an hour later to see what was going on. "Oh, I sent the pic. Didn't you get it?" Told her no, wouldn't come without one. Long pause again, contacted her again. "I sent another one. " Told her I didn't get either of them. "Don't know what's wrong. " Passed on a visit.

She's legit I picked her up in Elyria last year and took her to a hotel I had in westlake. She's a little soft spoken kinda shy but she opened up as was a fun time. I'm regards to the pics some text apps don't communicate well when it comes to pics being sent. I actually went through the same thing you did, so I ran a test on the app with different friends and some pics would come through some wouldn't just my 2 cents!

[FigureRingLyle]

List Crawler looks legit but I was wondering, why do alot of the girls when you click on their pics and there is the option to see more pics all of a sudden there are photos of girls that aren't the one who is advertising? Confusing and make it shady looking for this monger. What's the deal.

[Exec88]

Worst experience ever. Years ago was doing doggy and caught that smell, I was literally dry heaving while fucking her. That smell will ruin a boner.

That happened to me about 10 years ago with a girl near Harvard. She was super attractive and said she did greek. When I got there, I found out she only had one eye and the place was a mess. I remember a strap on dildo laying on the floor in the living room and was thinking WTF. She smelled so bad that we never made it to Greek, I lost my hard on and told her thanks but no thanks.