Escort Reports

[Bobster060]

Gents,

Thanks, everyone who was nice enough to give me info on Crystal. FWIW, she's sounded really out of it in our sporadic text correspondence, so I'm thinking I'm giving her a pass. Back to the drawing board for a young cutie who likes Greek!

Anyway, I wanted to give you guys some intel in return. Some people have asked about Kirtland, and I saw her the other night.

https://mentor.skipthegames.com/fema...g/713138109425

The good: She's legit and is a super-nice person. She's clean and legit. The price is right.

The "eh": Her place is kind of out of the way. Her tits aren't nearly as nice as they are in her picture. Her menu is pretty limited.

The bad: Her home is really, really dilapidated. To the point where you're going to be pretty uncomfortable with it. I expected to see the Scooby-Doo kids poking around the place, honestly.

Details: Discussed meeting, set up appointment. It was super-easy. She keeps bizarre hours, so if you're trying to get a hold of her, your best bet is to do so late at night. Communication was good, once I contacted her. Once I drove there, I found the place I described above. My first impression of her was that she's not as attractive as her pictures, but still pretty. Likewise, the boobs are nice, but not as awe-inspiring as in her pictures. Anyway, I went in looking for BJ (which she did bare for. 6). Was having a good enough time and liked her enough as a person to upgrade (she did this bare, too; I was asked to cum in a towel kept on her mattress). BJ was 6. 5/10; Sex was probably 5. 5/10 (too mechanical and dispassionate to be rated higher), but got the job done.

Final Analysis: Kirtland's a sweet girl, clean and legit. If you're in the area, she's worth the visit. Just be ready for the house, otherwise, you might get a little rattled. I would repeat, but she wouldn't be my regular (mostly because of her limited menu).

I was just looking at her ad too. LOL. Thanks for the intel!!

Bob.

[Budd2]

https://akron-canton.skipthegames.co...e/837278672997

Really liked the looks of this one and was out that way. No info on her, so was thinking about TOFTT. She quoted me 140 hh and 200 h. I told her I wasn't coming without a verification picture. Crickets. Texted her almost half an hour later to see what was going on. "Oh, I sent the pic. Didn't you get it?" Told her no, wouldn't come without one. Long pause again, contacted her again. "I sent another one. " Told her I didn't get either of them. "Don't know what's wrong. " Passed on a visit.

About 3 years ago I saw a cute Spanish lady in Elyria at an apartment near the mall. She was clean and accommodating the only problem was in the living room where 2 pimps / drug dealers. If this is the same lady, I'll definitely see her again.

[Bobster060]

Bobster,

Let us know about your experience, brother! I'm pretty confident it'll be a very positive one, though!.

Sure will. Might try to catch her this weekend.

[SR7D1]

https://akron-canton.skipthegames.co...e/837278672997

Really liked the looks of this one and was out that way. No info on her, so was thinking about TOFTT. She quoted me 140 hh and 200 h. I told her I wasn't coming without a verification picture. Crickets. Texted her almost half an hour later to see what was going on. "Oh, I sent the pic. Didn't you get it?" Told her no, wouldn't come without one. Long pause again, contacted her again. "I sent another one. " Told her I didn't get either of them. "Don't know what's wrong. " Passed on a visit.

She is pretty good with Photoshop. LOL Check out the wood background in her first picture and her right arm.

[Valdez]

Cece passed away 8 years ago from cancer. Great gal. Miss her.

I thought she was gone. I posted this so that guys that don't get responses to ads (like me sometimes) understand it is nothing personal.

CTom86,

She was always nice to me. I am sorry she passed away.

[JohnnyMe]

https://akron-canton.skipthegames.co...e/837278672997

Really liked the looks of this one and was out that way. No info on her, so was thinking about TOFTT. She quoted me 140 hh and 200 h. I told her I wasn't coming without a verification picture. Crickets. Texted her almost half an hour later to see what was going on. "Oh, I sent the pic. Didn't you get it?" Told her no, wouldn't come without one. Long pause again, contacted her again. "I sent another one. " Told her I didn't get either of them. "Don't know what's wrong. " Passed on a visit.

[Bfidaho]

CeCe Sinclaire is also on that website. I met Ms. Sinclaire years ago at a party and chatted with her on the Indy's forums. I believe someone reported she passed away.

Any info on Ms. Sinclaire would be appreciated.

http://cleveland.coorvr.com/escorts/300

CeCe is indeed long gone.

[HoneyBear2076]

Cleveland scene is pretty bad. So, checked old acquaintance Mileena. The BBBJ was fantastic as usual with DFK in between. Decided to finish CIM (NS). The house had smoke smell though Mileena was freshly showered and clean. Donations 100/200 (30/60 min). Her tummy is sort of loose (she said due to several surgeries she has had). But she looked great otherwise.

The only bad thing is nosy neighbor. That creepy old dude was eyeing me the whole time I walked from my car to her place. Good thing is that I have approval from home boss so I give a shit to those people, but it may scare off others. Also, she has 2 cats (in case you have cat allergies). Overall good 30 min spent.

[FigureRingLyle]

Had a visit to Mzcoco. Will never repeat.

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...eland/82758540

Easy contact, directions, quick to answer, didn't wait long to get in. She has a shithole apartment in west Blvd., she took me to the basement where there was a couch and incense and some towels. I'm sure this place never gets cleaned. I asked if I could use the bathroom real quick she's pointed to a drain on the floor in a corner. I passed on that.

Now back to Mzcoco. She looked good in the clothes she had on. She had just came back home from being out so she was dressed up in a nice suit. I thought wow her ass is phat and tits are huge and waist is small. Her face isn't bad but she's probably in her late 40's but the years weren't easy. Once she took her clothes off everything sagged but I'll admit her ass did still look good. So I was hoping by overlooking all the crap maybe it'll be worthwhile. That being said it wasn't. We agreed on a hhr. She rushed the whole time. Her BBBJ was amazing yet it lasted only 2 minutes before she put the condom on. Then this is where it went from bad to holy shit. Mzcoco gets in doggy on the couch and I slip it in. She starts up like a mechanical bull and I'm wrassling, that's right I'm WRASSLIN with that ass trying to get it under control. She is swinging that ass around and I was working my forearms out like I'm trying to catch some walleye out by 3 mile island. During all this I get this smell that I still can't unsmell. The smell is about the only thing coco about her and it was her unwashed smelly open asshole and my god it reeked. And her asshole was staring right at me and I couldn't breathe I had to stop. It was as if there was a glass full of shit just resting on her asshole it smelled so strong I couldn't take it. I stopped, ripped the condom off, looked at her with disgust and then I just started laughing. She started laughing too and I told her I was laughing because of how wild she was but really it was because I can't believe how fast I just stopped and wanted to burn my fucking nose off. I can't stop smelling that smell. It's been a couple days and it's traumatizing me. Like what if next time I smell that I'm cleaning my kids diaper and this memory comes back to me? I don't want to recognize this smell or remember any of this anymore. It's so bad. And all that for $1. 3. What a waste seriously don't see her. She doesn't deserve the business. She's rushed and unwashed.

Holy fuck. Just called off work today, feel like shit. You had me laughing like a MF sorry it was at your expense, thanks.

[Exec88]

Well that's taking one for the team thanks she has a nice ass butt damn I've had a few of those times. Be safe.

Makes you want to give up the hobby.

[JackDangers]

Bobster,

Let us know about your experience, brother! I'm pretty confident it'll be a very positive one, though!

JD.

She sounds fantastic! I'm out in Lake County. There doesn't seem to be a whole lot of "options" out this way. I believe I'm going to work on reaching out to her! Wow! Thanks for the share!

[HotPopsicle]

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[Dixon Cider]

Had a visit to Mzcoco. Will never repeat.

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...eland/82758540

Easy contact, directions, quick to answer, didn't wait long to get in. She has a shithole apartment in west Blvd., she took me to the basement where there was a couch and incense and some towels. I'm sure this place never gets cleaned. I asked if I could use the bathroom real quick she's pointed to a drain on the floor in a corner. I passed on that.

Now back to Mzcoco. She looked good in the clothes she had on. She had just came back home from being out so she was dressed up in a nice suit. I thought wow her ass is phat and tits are huge and waist is small. Her face isn't bad but she's probably in her late 40's but the years weren't easy. Once she took her clothes off everything sagged but I'll admit her ass did still look good. So I was hoping by overlooking all the crap maybe it'll be worthwhile. That being said it wasn't. We agreed on a hhr. She rushed the whole time. Her BBBJ was amazing yet it lasted only 2 minutes before she put the condom on. Then this is where it went from bad to holy shit. Mzcoco gets in doggy on the couch and I slip it in. She starts up like a mechanical bull and I'm wrassling, that's right I'm WRASSLIN with that ass trying to get it under control. She is swinging that ass around and I was working my forearms out like I'm trying to catch some walleye out by 3 mile island. During all this I get this smell that I still can't unsmell. The smell is about the only thing coco about her and it was her unwashed smelly open asshole and my god it reeked. And her asshole was staring right at me and I couldn't breathe I had to stop. It was as if there was a glass full of shit just resting on her asshole it smelled so strong I couldn't take it. I stopped, ripped the condom off, looked at her with disgust and then I just started laughing. She started laughing too and I told her I was laughing because of how wild she was but really it was because I can't believe how fast I just stopped and wanted to burn my fucking nose off. I can't stop smelling that smell. It's been a couple days and it's traumatizing me. Like what if next time I smell that I'm cleaning my kids diaper and this memory comes back to me? I don't want to recognize this smell or remember any of this anymore. It's so bad. And all that for $1. 3. What a waste seriously don't see her. She doesn't deserve the business. She's rushed and unwashed.

LOL, sorry for the trauma you went thru but if it is any consolation I laughed my ass off reading your post. You brought that story to life, the smell of swamp ass is one that you never forget.

[MisterMan119]

Any info on this one guy would be much appreciated.

https://cleveland.skipthegames.com/f...y/693620111769

Saw her a few weeks ago. Add about 100# to those pics all in the ass and thighs. Nice enough though.

[CTom86]

CeCe Sinclaire is also on that website. I met Ms. Sinclaire years ago at a party and chatted with her on the Indy's forums. I believe someone reported she passed away.

Any info on Ms. Sinclaire would be appreciated.

http://cleveland.coorvr.com/escorts/300

Cece passed away 8 years ago from cancer. Great gal. Miss her.