Strip Club Reports

[UnHungHero2020]

Is Slim her dance name? If so, you didn't miss much. Had her BB in the LDA a couple months back. Meh at best.

Had to block her on my phone yesterday. She hit me up out of the blue to come in for a dance because it's her birthday. I had no clue who it was because I had not seen or spoken to her in at least a year. She insisted that I do the VIP with her etc. ,. Because (once again) it's her birthday. She started texting at 9 AM and wanted me to come in at 12:30 PM. I simply can't do a strip club at 12:30 PM and I told her that I could possibly come in later, like around 6-7 pm. She texted me all day wanting me to come in at 1 PM, 2 PM, 3 PM and was so obnoxious that I no longer had any interest in seeing her at all.

Finally, at 3 PM, I told her I would do the VIP room, but I expect to get fucked. She then got butt hurt because she just wanted to have fun without actually having sex. Um, no. I'm not going to go to Kittens when I'm not in the mood, pay for VIP and then not get fucked. Nope. Not this guy. She then told me that if I insisted, she'll have sex in the VIP with me for $1000+ whatever the club charges. Umm. No, again. So, I didn't even bother to show. At 6 PM, she starts texting me about how she wasted $80 that she had to pay to the club to come in and was expecting to see me and I didn't show, so I cost her $80. I said, "you've been there 6 hours and there wasn't anyone else in the club and you didn't invite 10 other guys also?" Her response, "it's none of your business who showed up to the club to see me or whether I had other customers. The issue here is that you cost me $80 for nothing..

[DrtyHarry]

Had to block her on my phone yesterday. She hit me up out of the blue to come in for a dance because it's her birthday. I had no clue who it was because I had not seen or spoken to her in at least a year. She insisted that I do the VIP with her etc. ,. Because (once again) it's her birthday. She started texting at 9 AM and wanted me to come in at 12:30 PM. I simply can't do a strip club at 12:30 PM and I told her that I could possibly come in later, like around 6-7 pm. She texted me all day wanting me to come in at 1 PM, 2 PM, 3 PM and was so obnoxious that I no longer had any interest in seeing her at all.

Finally, at 3 PM, I told her I would do the VIP room, but I expect to get fucked. She then got butt hurt because she just wanted to have fun without actually having sex. Um, no. I'm not going to go to Kittens when I'm not in the mood, pay for VIP and then not get fucked. Nope. Not this guy. She then told me that if I insisted, she'll have sex in the VIP with me for $1000+ whatever the club charges. Umm. No, again. So, I didn't even bother to show. At 6 PM, she starts texting me about how she wasted $80 that she had to pay to the club to come in and was expecting to see me and I didn't show, so I cost her $80. I said, "you've been there 6 hours and there wasn't anyone else in the club and you didn't invite 10 other guys also?" Her response, "it's none of your business who showed up to the club to see me or whether I had other customers. The issue here is that you cost me $80 for nothing..

Bitches be crazy man. She wasted $80 coming into the club just to see you. What BS. I am surprised people actually fall for that shit. Glad you blocked her ass. The more she gets away with bad, childish behaviour the more shit they try to pull.

[Michael1967]

Had to block her on my phone yesterday. She hit me up out of the blue to come in for a dance because it's her birthday. I had no clue who it was because I had not seen or spoken to her in at least a year. She insisted that I do the VIP with her etc. ,. Because (once again) it's her birthday. She started texting at 9 AM and wanted me to come in at 12:30 PM. I simply can't do a strip club at 12:30 PM and I told her that I could possibly come in later, like around 6-7 pm. She texted me all day wanting me to come in at 1 PM, 2 PM, 3 PM and was so obnoxious that I no longer had any interest in seeing her at all.

Finally, at 3 PM, I told her I would do the VIP room, but I expect to get fucked. She then got butt hurt because she just wanted to have fun without actually having sex. Um, no. I'm not going to go to Kittens when I'm not in the mood, pay for VIP and then not get fucked. Nope. Not this guy. She then told me that if I insisted, she'll have sex in the VIP with me for $1000+ whatever the club charges. Umm. No, again. So, I didn't even bother to show. At 6 PM, she starts texting me about how she wasted $80 that she had to pay to the club to come in and was expecting to see me and I didn't show, so I cost her $80. I said, "you've been there 6 hours and there wasn't anyone else in the club and you didn't invite 10 other guys also?" Her response, "it's none of your business who showed up to the club to see me or whether I had other customers. The issue here is that you cost me $80 for nothing. ".

So, I blocked her ass.

[Rousse]

Hey All, sorry if this has been covered but I am still pretty new to going to the clubs. The last time I was at a strip club in WA was at Pandoras but it was pre pandemic. I revived a dance from Entice and it was what I was looking for. But during our dance there wasn't any VIP rooms. For services now at Pandora's do you need to go to the VIP room? Or does it happen in the general lap dance area like before?

Everything from before in the back area is still there. The VIP rooms are private. Like "private hotel room" options, but no bed. No need for discretion. Both parties can fully strip. And stand while stripped. Much more money.

[HeyGoGetIt]

One drop, maybe two of your favorite lubricant inside the cover before suiting up makes a huge difference for me. It only takes that much to get a little sliding sensation at the tip; use too much and it can slip off during playtime. Interestingly it was a dancer at Honey's back in the day who turned me on to this little variation.

Thanks for the heads up tip LOL. Will give it a good next round.

[EddyWhtwtr]

My preference on a cover. Elle was skilled. Easier clean up and don't like to cream my AGs. Def plan to tap her for other services at our next rendezvous.

One drop, maybe two of your favorite lubricant inside the cover before suiting up makes a huge difference for me. It only takes that much to get a little sliding sensation at the tip; use too much and it can slip off during playtime. Interestingly it was a dancer at Honey's back in the day who turned me on to this little variation.

[Perppa]

Was so deep and sucking on her amazing nipples! My whole mouth engulfed. Uuugh. I'm going to bring her my proof papers. Got to try. Flowers first. Then papers. Hopefully I could get it with no cover. Would love to try Mandy?

[HeyGoGetIt]

Covered HJ? Was that her choice or yours? I never had a covered HJ and never will when a girl mentions that I just laugh in her face and either pass or quickly she decides that was a bad suggestion and jacks me off without a bull shit cover.

My preference on a cover. Elle was skilled. Easier clean up and don't like to cream my AGs. Def plan to tap her for other services at our next rendezvous.

[PacificoWang]

I saw Cream at Pandoras. I can confirm it's the same dancer as pre-pandemic days. Maybe since all the chatter about her has died down some of you have seen her as well. She was there Wednesday afternoon.

I got a couple of dances from her on Tuesday. Indeed, it is her. Same old Cream, but not as good at her job, as she used to be.

[DickIncider12]

Read several posts about LCV which were okay, not positive. However my visit to LCV was a winner. I am new to the area so my first visit to this club. Lot had 20 cars, positive sign. Cashier said 10 dancers, lots options.

Half dozen dudes, 3-4 dancers present. Got approached by several but wanted to check out my options before taking the plunge. Met up with a hottie blonde called Elle. Fit, nice enhanced pair, tight ass. Hot stage which attracted several first row dudes.

She was hot to go so off to the back. Got a vibe she was prime. I opted for a handy. On went the cover and off to the races. She was horny so FIV. We both got off at the same time so a hot time.

She was taking a red eye to Mexico so said a great way to finish her shift. Said safe fun travels and let's do an encore when she returns. She said absolutely.

Covered HJ? Was that her choice or yours? I never had a covered HJ and never will when a girl mentions that I just laugh in her face and either pass or quickly she decides that was a bad suggestion and jacks me off without a bull shit cover.

[TheMightyQuinn]

Hey All, sorry if this has been covered but I am still pretty new to going to the clubs. The last time I was at a strip club in WA was at Pandoras but it was pre pandemic. I revived a dance from Entice and it was what I was looking for. But during our dance there wasn't any VIP rooms. For services now at Pandora's do you need to go to the VIP room? Or does it happen in the general lap dance area like before?

You can still get almost anything in the VIP section. Had a few dancers tell me they would rather have you spend the money on them rather than the Private Rooms.

[DarkDan]

Hey All, sorry if this has been covered but I am still pretty new to going to the clubs. The last time I was at a strip club in WA was at Pandoras but it was pre pandemic. I revived a dance from Entice and it was what I was looking for. But during our dance there wasn't any VIP rooms. For services now at Pandora's do you need to go to the VIP room? Or does it happen in the general lap dance area like before?

[TheMightyQuinn]

I saw Cream at Pandoras. I can confirm it's the same dancer as pre-pandemic days. Maybe since all the chatter about her has died down some of you have seen her as well. She was there Wednesday afternoon.

[HeyGoGetIt]

Read several posts about LCV which were okay, not positive. However my visit to LCV was a winner. I am new to the area so my first visit to this club. Lot had 20 cars, positive sign. Cashier said 10 dancers, lots options.

Half dozen dudes, 3-4 dancers present. Got approached by several but wanted to check out my options before taking the plunge. Met up with a hottie blonde called Elle. Fit, nice enhanced pair, tight ass. Hot stage which attracted several first row dudes.

She was hot to go so off to the back. Got a vibe she was prime. I opted for a handy. On went the cover and off to the races. She was horny so FIV. We both got off at the same time so a hot time.

She was taking a red eye to Mexico so said a great way to finish her shift. Said safe fun travels and let's do an encore when she returns. She said absolutely.

[Tbctbc3]

I just had a recent trip to Pandora's -As others have mentioned they have stepped up their game since the pandemic in terms of overall look and appearance. My first 3 dances were from Gwen, a super sexy and fit hottie with perfect bolt ons. When it came time to discuss heading to the VIP I politely declined just due to the number she threw out there. Good for her if she can get that kind of money. Next up was Diana. She's much more gorgeous than her photos on Pandoras' IG page, and we went back the VIP for 15 minutes. While no extras were obtained, her grind game and the quality of her lap dances in the VIP were absolutely outstanding. She's super sexy, especially if you like 'them thin and tall.